glumbert

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Jesus is dead

Long live science

Jesus is reponsible for my face looking like an arse.

first... post.

"He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me."

Good thing, that.

As far as the video is concerned, quite a catchy little tune but WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS SINGING IT

MC on Bass with Streamlined supporting on lead

Nefariousprior as that dumb looking fat bitch with the glasses who's obviously only turned into a god botherer because she ain't gettin none

I've always been a huge fan of religious ska !!

This is the best song I have ever heard. It has permeated my very being and hanged my life forever.
Drivel.

* changed *

or maybe not!

This group will get top billing at the alaska govenor's ball.

I still say the Oakenfold remix is better.

jesus came and touched me down inside... I think that says plenty about what happened to this guy.

How come ain't nobody playin' that Goddamned Grand Piano? Get it off the stage if you ain't usin' it!

I think the piano is positioned where it is to hide the fact that the fat man has his penis out and is slyly masturbating because he is in love with Jesus.

Sorry to annoy you buttocks. Did you read the beginning of my post on politics? it may clarify some things.

fake

I think *Holy Shit* Fits here nicely.

This party is retarded.

Jesus taught me how to ride a bike! o_O

I believe I saw all of them in the crowd at the Democrat Convention.

sick bass

jesus=fake

Glumbert, you mean the song has gone triple myrrh in 3 days. HAHAH.

CBN called, they're missing their version of Devo.

Whip it, whip it good.

Just say no.

Idol worshipers.

Mat Damon view on Sarah Palin

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/sarahpalin/2796492/Sarah-Palin-presidency-would-be-terrifying-possibility-warns-Matt-Damon.html

This McCain/Palin thing is symptomatic of American politicians (movers shakers) desire for power at any cost.
The woman is obviously a "personality" stooge to counteract the Obama rollercoaster effect. The danger is that McCain will be left in her wake, will die, and she will be left in charge. The awful truth is that there is a shallowness in US politics which almost defies belief.
This Palin creature is a second rate thinker, a second rate human being and a second rate politician.
This is exactly what America deserves.
Luckily, the bankers, illuminati and big business actually control America. It is scary but true. They are self-interested wankers but they know that blowing thw world up is not a sensible option.
"Jee whizz, I shoot polar bears!" WTF!!!!!
"I'm a real mom!" WTF!!!!

McCain - geriatric reactionary. Obama - Youthful radical with a Kenyan dad and who the fuck cares mum. Sound bites coming out of his arse, bleeding heart rubbish. Fucking hell - does nobody realise that none of these people actually give a shit about anyone but themselves?
Not a bit of difference really. Stick gas in your cars, have racist views on Mexicans and Puerto Ricans, believe that being able to spell words of more than two syllables qualifies you as a genius, speak in an incredibly annoying accent which varies only slightly between New Mexico and Alaska as far as the rest of the world is concerned, think you all have some right to bear arms, call all people from the Middle East ragheads, say Brits are quaint, respect Gore Vidal but actually haven't a clue what he is talking about. Think PJ O'Rourke has something interesting or original to say. Wonder where the fuck you were when the CIA shot Kennedy. Gather at Ground Zero and make all sorts of wailing noises while spouting platitudes. Pretend you are internationalists and at the same time make it almost impossible to fly into your "wonderful country".
WAKE UP AMERICA"!!!!!!!!!
We like you as individuals, but, frankly, you and your country are a laughing stock in Europe, and possibly even in Mongolia.
Now, I'm sure some tosser will reply to this rant by saying - "We don't care, we can do what we want. We are all-powerful We saved you ass in 1944. We have suffered at the hands of terrorists - or "tourists" as Bush said.
GROW UP!!
Come and live in a REAL country. Come to Scotland! Here we have had centuries of fighting against oppressors and still wear silly skirts called kilts.

BUT BEST OF ALL - WE RECOGNISE IRONY AS THE BEST AND ONLY TOOL AGAINST OUR ENEMIES.

Fuck George W Bush. Fuck McCain. Fuck Obama. Fuck Palin. Fuck the other guy who nobody cares about and whose name they can't remember.

Don't give us this Yank shit about being the dsaviour of the world and how we all should be grateful.

In short - fuck you all!!!!!

If this makes me unpopular, I actually don't give a flying fuck.

Drivel.

I am not having a bad day. The truth always hurts.

skid -
The last thing I want to be is nationalistic!
I like to think I am an internationalist. It just worries me that the most powerful nation in the world is run by self-seeking one dimensional maniacs and nobody seems to notice.
The British media spends hours flagging up the "race for the White House" without anyone actually indulging in gonzo journalism. Why does nobody have the balls to state the obvious?
My golf, by the way, is appalling. But I get a lot of shots for my money!

tubtoilet -
Nice to meet you. I am not criticising Americans per se - just the system that allows this sort of political crap. Balloons, fireworks, shouting, sound bites, you name it, it's there.
I love most of my American friends. Most are pretty clued up, but when it comes to politics, they have been spoon-fed this drivel for so long they don't seem to be capable of differentiating between right and wrong.

I know, I know.
What's the alternative?

Well, we could all get the fuck out of Iraq and Afghanistan for a start. Talk to the loonies who have it in for us. Offer them a compromise. An extremist has not been born yet who wouldn't take a deal.
Give up the stupid pride, make the world a safer place.
Does anybody really believe the people who hit the Twin Towers really thought the whole fucking thing would fall down? Of course not. It must have given them a hell of a scare when it did. OK, conspiracy theories about the Yanks doing it themselves, blah blah blah.
Do you remember the Millennium? New age, new dawn for the world, all that bullshit.
In seven years, the planet has been transformed into a dangerous, paranoid place.
For fuck's sake - get a grip!

Let's have some meaningful dialogue from those who have previously used this site - not the infantile morons who seem to be on it now!

skidmarks -

I use the name ARSEFACE because I have an inflated ego.
My face actually looks much worse than an arse. It has been described variously as "the most hideous thing I have ever seen", "a suppurating boil on the face of humanity", "so bad it should be forever concealed in a lead vault 300 feet beneath the earth's surface" and "the sort of face that curdles milk and makes children run to their mothers".
So - having got that out of the way, I beg to differ on the geopolitical point. There are several nations where politics is still a rather thoughtful process, and although some of those who would be powerful try the American model, they are usually seen for what they are, i.e. opportunistic bastards.
As for the internet - a curate's egg if you ask me. It allows morons like us to have a wide audience which would otherwise be denied to us, but unfortunately also gives space to people like infinity, ratbastard and the like.
It is a bit like a giant playground, except that, unlike in the real world, the bullies and shit stirrers get away with it all the time.

Personally, I'd rather have a good old fashioned third world dictator than some of the imbeciles who are "democratically" elected in the west.
As for trying to impose "democracy" on places like Afghanistan and Iraq - forget it. It is not patronising to say that the inhabitants of these countries like a good fight more than anything else, preferably with the most deadly weapons available. It was always thus, and will always be so.

Fuck Bush! Fuck McCain! Fuck them all!

If Jesus is my friend, why do I ave a face like an arse?
Even the ugliest Pharisees had faces that resembled something human.

This track will go large

Sad but true

"He Loves me even when i write silly songs"

bahh hahhaahhaha

Jesus is my zuchinni plucker

maybe they can sing at pastor racist wright's church and Obama can join in.
Pastor wright is Obama friend.

It's so bad, it's good.