come on brownlove, I'm in my 60's, what would you want with an old man? You should be out dancing or something. Being old I'm going to bed. Maybe wake-up the little woman with my cold feet, I like to do that to her, that about as excited she gets.
gymyg I know u can do better than that how about taking your lovely women 2 a romantic dinner and present her with some yummy chocolates. thats gotta be better than your cold feet.
This guy is more annoying than the guy thats on that commercial with the suit that has all of the question marks on it, and he tells you how much money you can supposedly get from the government. LMAO>
Matthew Lesko. LOL... His nephew is one of my best friends. Met the old man at the wedding 2 tears ago. Actually a very sane/sober man. It's all a con. The books are too....
That's as may be, but you know full well they'll have a fully DNA matched, genetically engineered clone of him up and running before you can step on your 'blue suede shoes'
How about "The Further Adventures Of Getting Ass-Raped In Prison by qlanettint"? Or how about "1,001 Ways To Incorrectly Spell 'turd' by qlanettint"? Lemme see....how about "The Joys of Having A 400-lb. Cell Mate Named 'Tickles'....by qlanettint"?
C, I think we have another one on our hands...I'm game...
Ha ha, room mate, that figures, no girlfriend, all you do is sit around on glumbert dissin canuck, using a lame alias (lets see are you backbone, camuck maybe, thought you got reformed) all while drinking 10 "beers" and taking a dump in your boyfriend's bed! Do you see a big L on your forehead ass-wipe..I do!
There's one thing I love about target shooting, you never have trouble finding a place to put your cross-hairs! You're in my sites now qlane...can you feel it...well do ya......punk!
Need to do a bit of that as I found out yesterday at the local championship, also need to fine tune my gun if I want to get anywhere at the upcoming state championship.
Rimfire with nothing but the primer in it for explosives.
The one I am referring to is called "Zimmerstutzen" in German. It has a 4.5mm caliber rifle barrel and is loaded with 4mm rimfire caps and spherical bullets (separate from the cap). The barrel is rather short (15-30cm) but has a mantle barrel that extends it to the typical length of a match rifle so you have a normal sight. Competiton is 30 shots on 15m distance.
The interesting part is that due to the small load you have some noticable variations in the caps and the round bullets in a rifled barrel result in an interesting flight profile. Plus any mistakes on loading (i.e. making a kink in the bullet, which happens easily with the lead bullets) can throw your shot off. If you do everything right you have the about the same precision as with a .22 but most people don't have the necessary patience to handle it properly :)
C, thanks, I needed a good laugh. Just spent 4 hours fighting with my snowblower. I looked like Frosty the Fuckin' Snowman by the time I was done. Well, I guess my neighbours are happy. Once you get the thing going, everyone looks at you with those plaintive eyes, ya gotta do all the driveways.
Snow blower.
Reminds me of a great joke...many have heard.
Eskimo's snowmobile won't run; so he calls the mechanic who comes out to the eskimo's igloo. The Eskimo hollers from inside,"The snomobile is 'round back...I'll be out in a minute, I'm eating a fish sandwich."
When the Eskimo goes out back, the mechanic, whilst wiping grease from his hands says to the Eskie,"Well, it looks like you just blew a seal."
The Eskimo says, as he wipes his chin..............................................................................................
Seeing as how "back-bonehead" (A.K.A. Throbmyshit) was decent enough to point out how there are others plagiarizing not only my name, but ideas......shouldn't that entitle me to some kind of fuckin' AWARD around here??? I mean, shit...it's like Pods said a while back...I now have INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION!!
Or...at the very least...some kind of goddamn ROYALTY for copyright usage??
I am INCENSED, dammit!!
PLUS.......shitpokes like "peanut", "qlanettint" and ""back-bonehead (A.K.A. Throbmyshit) would have NO reason to exist and/or otherwise haunt the Town of Glumbert, if it weren't for ME! They are NOTHING....without ME! ME-ME-ME-ME!!!!!
Surely I deserve SOMETHING for THAT kind of inspiration!!!!!
Goddamn it!!
I'M GETTING PHUKKIN' RIPPED OFF HERE!!!
Ya think one of you guys can make a video, a la Chris Crocker, screaming "LEAVE CANUCK ALOOOOONE!!!"?
Hey Peanut, if you actually read the posts and payed attention, you would see that Canuck is just goofing around. Unless, of course, you are just yet another alias.
However, it still makes me feel warm and giddy inside, thinking that someone has seen fit to follow my stellar exmaple, in whatever way, shape or form.
what a great neighbour you are. We have such a neighbor who does everyones... even mows my lawn in the summer. I always toss a bottle of wine, a dinner gift certificate, or chocolate chip pancakes his way. It's great having good neighbours like that.
Canuck? A bit of sleep deprivation helping you along there? You need to soak your cutie patootie in snow drift. Settle ya right down.
So the pathetic little slime worm is up early today, still boring and useless as yesterday. Funny how ridiclulous you make yourself appear here, you must not have a mirror, so you don't have to face yourself everyday! All those big cus words must really tax the brain, oh and all the cleaver aliases (not) wow that'll fool everyone. Hey, if no one is with you (they're not) then make up your own right! Bet you were up all night thinking up that little tirade. You are such a simpleton you barely rate a response, I'm thinking you get the inappropriate button from now on, you're not even worth my, or anyone's time here! See ya sucker!
Nah, fuck your mother.. Your sister. Your grandmother on her death bed.. The uncle who's in remission... Your entire family of inbread trailor trash cock sucking maggots...
ramblerouser read out aloud what you just posted lets say qlanettint is the biggest dickwad to walk the earth is that justified? really grandmother death bed and so on.
dickbelle2008 it was in response to adolfvonker if you can't figure out gas chamber and that handle name then shut the fuck up and don't try and be a wise ass its unbecoming for a lady.
C, he's such a freak job he's probably out tyring to burn you as a snowman in effigy, I can see him now all red faced and cussing up a storm not being able to get it lit and not knowing why LOL!!! Lets just all join in and hit the "button" on this POS!
I pity his wife and kids. No doubt they incurred the wrath of his highness on a regular basis, and probably get the hell beat out of them for it. I don't think this was the intent of universal healthcare, but thank God they at least have it available to them. FUCKTHENUK!
This reminds me of that SEINFELD episode where KRAMER has his own talk show in his apartment i think he finds the set of the DICK VAN DYKE SHOW in the garbage
....and, of course, YOU have regularly added to the information and humor content of this site...making your personna (stolen from someone else) be one the rest of Glumbertaria should support....?
For you, the next level up will be to achieve the ability to breath above water, you slime slug.
I might have an issue now and then with the Cman, but he is capable, informative, witty, and only now and then controversial. Hate it when he demeans his contributions with off-color language, but that may be more my hangup than his.
Now, recede like the pus you are, back to the primodial ooze which excreted you.
Gawd...how I hate phonies...just freekin' GROW UP, fool!
Better yet....go away...you and your other hollow personnas bent on disrupting this site.
it was just reported that 5 soldiers were killed in iraq from a suicide bomber .... (i think 8 others were wounded). it was also revealed that attacks were down to 400 a week..!!!! what? who knew...pods comment is correct there is no news coming out of iraq/afghanistan...
those guys were wearing the rolling deuce patch (2nd infantry)..... i remember that indian head
the number of soldiers killed is expected to reach 4000 next week... but this is msnbc who knows if that is true
this is begining to feel like an incounter group. I'll sit in the corner and plan, than I'll arrive with a 9mm and shoot the lot of you, and make a vid of the shooting and become popular with the gun crowd, maybe share a cell with some hockey puck from OCanada and wish it never happened.
GYMYG I never stated that you Nuked anyones post I was just pointing out that you posted "what ever happened to free speech" when qlanettint was pushing the nuke issue towards canuck1963.
Looks like we need some new vids. Why all this fuss about Canuck? He's been here a long time, he pops in, says what he wants, interacts with people he's talked to awhile. Same thing the rest of us do. Including the ones who put him down. Any of us can pretty much say anything we want. Either read it and like it, or read it and don't. These "hate" campaigns are getting a little tedious. Chill out guys, enjoy the day, enjoy the vids (well, as much as you can anyway, considering the one we're on right now), and try to be a little more positive! I'm trying, and I have a lot of crap to deal with every day. If I can, anybody can.
Later all.
Free
freetobe1962 and podman that was not a jibe at either of you freetobe1962 you are right the problem is canuck AKA Gilligan seems to believe that he has the right to whatever can or cannot be posted not only has he appointed himself "The Sheriff" but it seems he also believes he is a moderator for Glumbert.com thats the problem.
gymyg - "way to change the subject, if something lays an egg, does it need a vagina?"
I am pretty sure only mammals have vaginas and the only mammals that lay eggs are monotremes one being the platypus and the other echidnas so with the exception of those two no a vagina is not necessary to lay an egg.
Another interesting fact is the duck has the largest penis relative to body size of all warm blooded creatures. With the exception to Gilligan who has a large penis sprouting from his shoulders.
Canuck, I want to be Kitty (as in Gunsmoke). She was the town hottie! Nuff said.
Qlanettint, Sweetheart, you are just taking it all a little too seriously. Really. Have we talked about this before? I know, I'm boring with my peace-treaty pleas, but most of us just want to get along with each other. I come here because I like hearing from everybody. I don't expect all to agree, no way. But the bashing and knashing of teeth isn't all that necessary. I'll probably get nothing but a "Fuck You!" for my efforts, but whatever. I still wish you a grand day.
Free.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
And yet the three of you gutless spineless pricks have decided that I can not post.
mako100 wanted me around as he put it keep the gimp so I can toy with him. and also points out Diddums unable to post any replies?
cansuckcock on my profile states HEY! What'd you write, asshoe??Your posts all got nuked!
hey canuck1963 bitch if you had the balls you would not nuke my posts and would know what I posted hey.
mitercut if you stopped sucking cancocksuck for a second you would see how much of a coward you are.
I have also noticed that you all have shots at qlanettint and peanut and others but always in a gang type attack.
Whats wrong Ladies cant you take a bit of shit but are willing to dish it out.
You also have the hide to mention and mock me knowing that if I respond you will just click the inappropriate. fucking yellow backs.
When qlanettint asked others to "nuke canuk" gymyg posts -
what ever happened to free speech, don't agree don't read.
HYPOCRITES.
peanut posts mild things to one of your ass buddies and you all attack whats wrong ladies cant take it when someone isn't licking your backside.
Sheriff, deputy sheriff (loser) and the judge maybe not everyone wants to read your shit so fucking make up your minds you cant have it both ways.
Well this bandit is willing to fight the fair fight but dont sucker punch me when I have hand cuffs on.
I have never nuked anyone's comments. Some I don't read, which I think would be my right.
Backbone I don't see anything wrong with any of your posts.
I don't see anything I've not read before either.
The reason no one wants to hear your insufferable shit, is simply this:
It's driven by hate, malice and bigotry, and there's no point to it.
You can quote Congressional Law all you want, 'till fucking doomsday if you want. But up HERE, we have some pretty fucking stringent hate laws, and if you went out in public spewing your shit, you'd be charged with pretty well every hate crime in the books and locked up, like the rodent that you are.
Guaran-fucking-TEED.
Shitpokes like yourself, qlanettint and peanut-brain attack and attack for no other reason, other than to attack. Period. Like...who the fuck wants to listen to THAT shit?? HowEVAH, when I (as well as others who choose to) go after YOUR asses to rip them apart...well, shucks, that's just an "attack" upon the scummy, hate-filled, putrid nonsense that you (and they) ARE....and represent, is all. The three of you are nothing more than cancerous parasites, in that regard.
None of anything you say has worth.
None of anything you say has a point.
None of anything you do matters.
So what is there left? Well, simple: the three of you are here to simply get your worthless asses kicked up and down the block in the Township of Glumbert, strictly for our amusement, until such time (which I doubt) as the three of you learn to be nice and non-bigoted/non-hateful towards others.
Comprendo?
And if that don't happen, then I shall place the three of you in custody, and see you all hanged by your worthless, scrawny, non-contributing, non-nurturing fucking necks, at Judge Mako's convienience, in his court.
Until then, respect the fact that my boot heel shall rest upon all three of your maggoty necks, until such time as you learn to be NICE.
Folks just don't care for it.
Nothing "hypocritical" about it, you whining, simpering little pile of manure.
Backbone - IMHO I don't think the membership understands what you want from this site.
And Glumbert is not Congress.
It is a video streaming business with a comment section, that has a very democratic "inappropriate" link. If your comments are being nuked I guess the membership does not like what you have been posting.
In this rare instance where I can see your comment, I would guess that the membership likes creativity, humor, and a relaxed environment to make a few jokes, discuss some things about the video or anything relevant or fun.
From my time here I would say that those who engage in attempts to force the membership using their ribald commentary, are posting on the wrong site. I have been to YouTube and the general discourse on that site is almost exclusively vulgarities, and attacking other members. Perhaps that is what you are wanting from this site?
All of these sites are like TV. If you don't like whats on change the channel.
podman what you said is fair enough if it applied to all and not just the ones that certain individuals seem fit. one cant on one hand attack and abuse another and then decide whats appropriate and whats not.
So I put it to all stop the pointless one line swearing that I also have been guilty of and I will do the same.
But whats the bet all my posts will be gone within 12hrs.
Another point it dose not take "the membership" to get rid of someones post only a few from the sheriffs clan.
If I wanted the youtube experience I would go there but there is more to this than I think you are aware of.
"All of these sites are like TV. If you don't like whats on change the channel." THAT SHOULD APPLY TO ALL not just who the sheriff decides.
Another thing "The Membership" have their moments as well lets look both ways on this.
In short I agree with you podman but there is more to this I REALLY WANT TO POST IT but I will wait for a more suitable time.
Oooooh ickle pickle diddums...(picks Gimpy's dummy off the floor wherer it's been spat by the infant tantrum thrower, gives it a quick spit shine and shoves it back in his mouth)...there there now....
We'll let you post... don't worry... you're funny, but not in an intelligent way. Stupid, bigoted and hate filled too but then you know that already.
Someone else will be along to administer your daily spanking at some point.
If you don't mind I'll refrain from this as I find your odour a little repulsive to be around. Your posts bore me. Canuck's normally do not
Pay attention canuck1963 -no fucking around no joking OK-
You really don't know me I am not the person you think I am but there is reason to my madness but if I told you it would defeat the purpose.
And I am still waiting to your response about racist and gay references to others when it suits you, why is it fine for you but not others?
Another thing who the fuck made you moderator of this site? HEY!
Who the fuck do you think you are to decide who can and can't post and what they can or cannot.
NEWS FLASH not everyone whats to read your shit either talk about ego trip you narcissistic.
I AM DYING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT A FEW THINGS IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN but alas I can't.
GYMYG I never stated that you Nuked anyones post I was just pointing out that you posted "what ever happened to free speech" when qlanettint was pushing the nuke issue towards canuck1963.
Oh we so completely and utterly OWN you Gimp boy...
I am laughing my ass off at all the valuable time you are spending on this. It's hilarious... Can you touch type by the way? I can - saves a hell of a lot of time (odd spelling error aside) and enables one to look around and see the big wide world.
When you look around, what do YOU see what Gimpy?
Your impotence is amazing; you come here spouting some Arian Nation drivel (for which I think you're still a total c*#t by the way; no forgiveness there) in order to gain attention and then when you get it you pompously announce have some form of agenda.
Pathetic.
You appear to be somewhat fixated at the moment. Tell ya what...Have a suck on your dummy and re-focus your life on...well... getting one maybe?
Keep it up Gimpy - Are you alone? Are you sad? I know you are slow.
These posts are more exciting than the vids.
Keep it up guys or girls.
But I have to say in defence of canukie,his/her postings are very creative .
I for one enjoy all the posts some more than others .
Being in Gluberttown is fun , and being the town idiot is even more fun.[ some of my employees and suppliers probably will agree with me being an idiot] LOL
Lets everyone step back a bit and look at who and what are they postings.
I feel there is to much swearing and name calling .
Chucknorris will tell you I insult him all the time , I try not to swear and do a pretty good job of it in my real life and in my glumbert life.
Lets chill out.
Backboner as far as i am concerned you can say anything you want, this is cyberspace.
Canuckie and his followers the same goes for you to.
BOTTOM LINE lets enjoy our differences and keep posting even my Buddie chucknorris .
Well, my little backwoods hick..as a matter of fact, yes...we DID (and do) have Mounties; they're quite a national symbol. But because I was always fascinated with the Old American West, I chose the metaphor of a "Sheriff". So sue me.
As for your other drivel, you just don't like to be called on your bigoted, racist, hateful views. Too fuckin' bad, I say.
(pretending I'm talking 4 year old here)
Calling you those names is not the same as you saying all gays are"faggots"; rather, it's a jab at your having been ass-raped while you, specifically, were on the inside. Big difference.
"DAMN I AM DYING TO TELL YOU A FEW THINGS that has you concerned "
"I AM DYING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT A FEW THINGS IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN but alas I can't."
Well, now. Please feel free.
Please rub out that yellow streak going up your back, and do so.
Otherwise, just stop wasting everyone's time, okay shitpoke?
Besides, one thing that only makes ME , but ALL the other posters here BETTER than you, is this:
We do things for harmless fun; we have a few laughs; we discuss whatever issue comes up in an entertaining way.
You?
What do YOU have to offer?
Besides hate and bullshit?
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Folks here seem to like (maybe even enjoy) my "stories", and anecdotes. And if YOU don't...so fuckin' what?
Offer something better, other petty little temper-tantrums.
Or better yet...how 'bout you just take a fuckin' hike?
You really are a jackass you don't seem to realise that there is NO adolfvanker there is NO godswrath There is NO sheriff. You really don't know me but I don't want to ruin it for you just yet (you'll keep) Gilligan I have been coming here for quite a while its just when I read your posts and realised how you have contradicted yourself and then had the gall to attack others thats when I had no respect for you.
listen you and this ass rape thing if you still have hangups about what daddy and your dirty little secret is don't bring on to me and for the tenth time I have never been in prison.
By definition gays are faggots or queer they use the same terminology themselves idiot.
Gimpy - what on earth do you think you have Canuck 'pegged' on in this link?
Whether it's Glumbert Canuck or another Canuck (Canada has millions of them by the way), pretty much the entire WORLD told the illiterate twerp that is POTUS NOT to go into Iraq.
(Cumchin A.R.S.E soul, if you're reading this then do elaborate on the coalition of the willing for this little escapade into Iraq will ya? I forget who it comprised of)
The US and the UK (who are stupidly going back in there after already having their asses handed to them previously in Iraq) are learning the hard way despite MANY, MANY repeated lessons from history, that waging and raging an illegal war in a country in which you are regarded as occupiers not liberators is not a good way to go. Common sense tells you that too, but that's in short supply with POTUS.
Now, what was your point about 'pegging' Canuck?
Come on Gimpy, you're on an online forum... you're safe...here, have your dummy back. I'll get you a wet towel to mop your fevered brow with...
makotiahboy I agree about the invasion of Iraq what I found shocking was this.
QUOTE: From Canuck1963:
What can I tell ya, Khaled? As a Canadian, I can tell you that our Prime Minister at the time TRIED and TRIED and TRIED to tell that fuckin%u2019 illiterate little twerp next-door in the White House that not only were WE not onboard for invading your country, but he also tried to tell him NOT TO DO IT! Sorry. We tried. We honestly did. But if it%u2019s any consolation, look at it this way: if WE were able to kick their red-white-and-blue asses back in 1812%u2026%u2026then so can you today. Like their mobsters always say: EVERYONE CAN BE GOTTEN TO. 3 May 2007, 10:27 am
Now if he had a lapse of judgement fair enough everyone makes mistakes but don't ride in on your high horse and preach to others.
If he simply said yeah I said that I wasn't thinking straight Im a dumb-ass for that.
He would have earned as he would so humbly say respect. But NO he denies that it was him and has the EGO to suggest that someone 10 months ago wrote pretending to be him thats what I have a problem with.
But if it%u2019s any consolation, look at it this way: if WE were able to kick their red-white-and-blue asses back in 1812%u2026%u2026then so can you today. Like their mobsters always say: EVERYONE CAN BE GOTTEN TO. -
THIS PART WAS AND IS WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. PLUS THERE IS MORE!
The maggots get the food from the bloated corpse of thebug.
Killing two birds with one stone is an expression meaning that if thebug hung himself he would be doing mankind a favor while also feeding the maggots while at the same time saving oxygen for dear mother earth. See there is more than one reason now back to your asian brothel.
You live in sth east asia would that be Thailand?
It would explain your "Thaiboy" persona bye bye Thaiboy keep up the donkey act and keep popping those ping pong balls.
Thanks Gimpy - perhaps a little more education and punctuation would make your posts clearer?
Thailand maybe where I'm based, maybe not. I enjoy the country but haven't seen a ping pong show in about 8 years. Your stereotypical view of the place simply confirms how little you know of the world
PS Your 'explanation' above regards Canuck still makes NO sense whatsoever. Whether it is or isn't him is irrelevant. My guess is Glumbert Canuck would probably agree with what Gorilla Canuck has said whether they are both the same person or not. You still make no valid point
backbone, you got all uppity today LMFAO!!!! Didn't like the censorship of the majority did you, let me let you in on a little know fact, you only get one click of the "button" and it takes 10 different people to get a permanent 'boot" from view! What's that tell you Mr. got it all figured out?
So let me ask you if you had say 5 alias would that add to it or how about removing coockies and logging in again maybe that would work to - notice I am not being rude towards you because you were civil?
I'm not sure if that's really the deal cuz I asked my kid and that was roughly what he blurted out, lol!
I'm going to lay off you (hopefully), as far as the nastiness goes, you actually had a couple of valid points up above on the speech issue, I can, you can, we all can have our own opinions, rightly so, since we all live in our own reality. I don't like the dissing on canuck, I don't see the point, nothing but harmless fun and entertainment. I see lots of comments here I don't agree with, (I secretly want to be the marshal) I let it go, life here is different from reality, and I for one react differently here than in real life, (I'll get more into that later). We are who we are, like I've said before, you can't change people, you can only change yourself. I'll bet there are people you deal personally with in your life, that do things that piss you off, or drive you crazy, I'll also bet you wouldn't talk to them the way you do C, that's why you get jumped on, it's your problem, no one else, therefore only you have the power to either ignore it, change your own stance, or at least be tolerant of others, or, as I think it was pod who suggested, change the channel. I have no problem with you (as long as the white power thing isn't in my face, what you do is your business) if you see fit to just let C do his thing and leave it at that, I'll see fit to let you do your thing, not that I'm anyone who's in such a position to say or do otherwise, but since you correctly brought up freedom of speech, let me remind you it cuts both ways! If you continue the abusive approach you will get same, I promise! Now for the olive branch...
I noticed a post you made "up there" today, that is much more to my liking, even showed humor wit and intelligence! (mammal vagina's) That one even scored points with me, I freaking love useless information like that, (I'm not dissin ya, I post a lot of "useless info" myself!) Stick with that stuff backbone it suits you much better and will help lower all of our blood pressures! If you are really not some "canuck stalker" from the past and this is you and new, then join in the fun, make those mammal vagina type comments and you will be as welcome here as anyone else!
Vot ein lot of scheise is happening on zis thread! Even ze insane Indian Billy Frontal Lobotomy does not speak as much scheise ven he is - how do yo say? - as drunk as ein skunk!
All zis bad language is kvite upsetting. Ze lovely frauleins seem to haf deserted Glumbert vile ze rude men make zere loud noises und insult each ozzer. Zis is most regrettable.
I remember Goering many times acting like ein idiot und calling everyone names. He vos unbearable. On one occasion I vaited until he vos asleep und instructed Himmler to put ein mongoose in his pyamas. Laugh? Ve nearly shat ourselves!
Ah, zose vere ze days. Harmless fun und laughter und kvite nice uniforms.
By ze vay - I am enjoying very much ze tales of Glumbertville. Perhaps ze sheriff vould be interested in standing in on ein temporary basis for our Sheriff Kongeriel in Chugwater vile he is hafing his stomach sewn up after eating too many trout. Zere are opportunities to shoot people, und Mrs Kongeriel vould be almost attractive vith ein paper bag on her head und all ze lights svitched off. (She is 66, but you know vot zey say about ze old fiddle!
See www.adolfvanker.com for ein application form.
Now I am going to lie down und hope zat ze bad-empered Glumerters vere all ein bad dream.
Gute Nacht.
Backbone, and others who care to read through this looooong comment.....
These are my general "rules" of conducting myself in the "real world". Very good rules to get me home at the end of the day. I live them to the letter....I suppose I should extend them to glumbertville as well....
I remember once, as a boy about 14, I was being bullied at school. I was looking for a way to protect myself. So I asked one of my neighbors, an owner of now famous karate club, someone I respected, this question....
"What is the best form of self defense?"
His answer was immediate and unflinching:
"A kind word."
Huh? wtf? I was very unhappy with that answer. I had expected him to tell me about some martial arts moves that where full of high-flying kicks and fists of steel that would would make me invincible to bullies! Instead, he preached to me about kindness, so I abruptly disregarded his wisdom. Besides, I was already fourteen. Instead I pursued my martial arts course of life. Many times after that I looked back and wished I had taken the man more seriously. It was some of the best advice I've ever ignored.
During that time, I had been in many arguments, fights, brawls, altercations, and disagreements. Call them what you want, but none of them were fun and no good ever came from them. In almost every case I should have stfu and walked away.
Fast forward 30 years.....
Now I carry a pistol, I don't get into fights anymore. I don't argue. I don't gesture with one finger, and I don't antagonize or challenge (unnecessarily). I avoid places where conflict is likely. I avoid crazy people. In my experience, when you let crazy people into your life, your life becomes crazy. I have no use for crazy anymore!
When someone insults me, I just smile back. A smile is confident and disarming. If I can say something witty to diffuse the situation, then I will. If I can't think of anything good to say, then I keep my big mouth shut and walk away.
Ironically, carrying a gun has made me a very polite person.
When I'm insulted, I keep walking. Always keep walking. It may not seem like the most masculine, honorable (or deputy like) thing to do, but it is the smartest response. It may save you thousands in legal fees, possible death or injury, and your life will go on undisturbed. If you stop to argue, the situation may escalate, and no good will come of it.
I get a lot of questions about "What is the best ----?" People want to know what is the best pistol, the best holster, the best self defense cartridge, etc. I always tell them there is no best for everyone. It's an individual choice that all of us make. We all make decisions, and we all live with them - or we die with them.
In self defense, all of us should be taught, then teach, that a firearm is a tool of last resort, which means that there should be many things that occur prior to drawing our pistol in self defense: things like avoidance, retreat, awareness, visualization, range practice, and alertness. These are all good and necessary parts to every one's personal defense model. But don't underestimate the power of a kind word. It may not always be the best defense, but it is oftentimes the first line of defense.
Of course, once a gun, or grave threat is in your face, the time for a kind word has passed. Then it's no holds barred!
That reminds me of a movie by Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott called "Roadhouse". In the movie, Swayze plays the part of a notorious bar-room "cooler". A cooler is someone who keeps situations from getting out of control by using their experience, their wisdom, and, yes, even kind words. In this particular scene, Swayze is teaching his bouncers the tricks of the trade. It goes something like this:
"If someone gets in your face and calls you a bleeping mother bleeper ... be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won%u2019t walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both, be nice. I want you to be nice, until it's time ... to not be nice."
Now understand that as concealed pistol holders, we%u2019re not bouncers. But the principle of kindness and civility is the same. One kind word can diffuse a potential confrontation. A smile can allow you to carry on with your life unmolested. Be aware of your surroundings and the people in it, if someone makes you nervous, try to make polite eye contact as they walk by, you turn your head slightly in their direction, make momentary eye contact, and give your head a soft nod. When done correctly, you are telling the stranger two things: 1) I'm not afraid of you; I'm not the bottom of the pecking order; don't mess with me. 2) I've gotten a good look at you and I can identify you in a police line-up.
When carrying a pistol, you must consider that every time you interact with another person there is potential for deadly conflict. Let me close by giving all that care to listen some good advice....Never argue, never altercate, never insult, there is no good that can come from it. Treat everyone you meet with the utmost dignity and respect, (even if you have to bite your tongue) and more serious problems can be avoided. As always, the golden rule comes into play..."Do unto others, as you would have others do unto you."
Notice any parallels to posting comments that can be made here?
I'm as guilty as any of you on this latest profanity, insanity, macho, testosterone dripping string, wtf were we all thinking anyway? In a way were are all "together" here and, if we were "together" face to face in real life, none of this garbage would be slung, I'm sure we'd all have a good laugh over the whole thing, end up all good friends, just to come back here as a new gang of friends, sticking up for each other, to verbally beat the crap outta the next new commenter with the "unpopular" view! LOL!
Does this make any sense, or seem remotely viable as a way to conduct oneself here?..........anyone?
You are soooooooooo right, mitercut. I know 1st hand having spent thousands on lawyers unnecessarily. I Should have smiled and walk a way . Smart move SIR.
you had dribble on for half the fucking page to make a few points
*yawn*
When I asked my Sensei what's the best way to win a fight he simply said to avoid it in the first place.(I think far more to the point without having to mention Patrick Swayze)
Another thing didn't know you could legally carry a concealed weapon in Thailand but I suppose being a "Thaiboy" would have its dangers.
Thaiboy wrote -
I'm as guilty as any of you on this latest profanity, insanity, macho, testosterone dripping string, wtf were we all thinking anyway? In a way were are all "together" here and, if we were "together" face to face in real life, none of this garbage would be slung, I'm sure we'd all have a good laugh over the whole thing, end up all good friends, just to come back here as a new gang of friends, sticking up for each other, to verbally beat the crap outta the next new commenter with the "unpopular" view! LOL!
Yeah that would be great Thaiboy except attacking a new member because you don't believe in their view is what started this shit in the first place!
BTW you idiots really don't know me thats what gives me the biggest kick how dumb and gullible you all are.
Gimpy, you say 'attacking a new member because you don't believe in their view is what started this shit in the first place!'
WRONG you imbecilic little foetus.
Your Arian Flag waving profile is what got you attacked. You put that flag up. You stated you were a hater and proud. You did all this on your own
Tough shit if you don't like the consequences.
This is my primary reason for attacking you. I stated before you will get FUCK ALL in the way of apology for it no matter how much you beg, curse and scream.
There are other reasons too...
Your pathetic and juvenile trolling attempts are what got you attacked.
Your homophobic fixation on Brownlove are what got you attacked.
Your whining attacks on Canuck are what got you attacked.
Your lack of humour and crass, childish insults are what got you attacked
Do you not know sharks are attracted to the sounds of struggle and will attack the unfit? Thus your whining about unfair attacks in the light of all the above means you will get attacked more.
It's nature's way.
Deal with it Arian Nation Gimp
PS Unoriginality gets you attacked too but you're welcome to use my profile pic. Forgive me if I don't feel flattered. It just feels a little like I've contracted tapeworm
So all you gotta do to kill roaches is dance like a white guy and whatever you can grab just wave it around and dance the white man dance.. okay.. i'll try on my huge cockaroaches...
My two cents Backbone. The reasons the majority here are down on you are these. 1-Your first post was attacking someone on here (Brownlove), who has never said a negative word about anyone. 2. Following that, your crusade against Canuck, who a lot of us like and respect. I think most likely that you are one of a few past posters, with a new name, trying to stir up shit. As has been said by many here, we don't come here for conflict. I personally get enough of that every day. If you have something to say, say it. Leave the personal attacks out and I think you'll find this is a good bunch. Hey, we all, (except Free), slip down that slope occasionally. Time to pull ourselves back up., collectively.
A shame they're wasted (I think I said that you once before...no? LOL).
Mako: Amen.
Miter: Jeeeez. You wanna be "marshal"?? LOL! Fine by me. Next story I write, YOU can be Marshal...I'll take retirement, and help out Pods at the saloon. Suits me jes' fine. LOL!
Backbone: You're still a hate-filled scumbag. And it's your own bigoted hate, that'll hang you everytime. It's also what supplies the rope. The fact that you can't see that, not only adds fuel to the fire....but to your own stupidity as well. Keep at it. And by the way....I say what I own...and I own what I say. Show me ONE thing you claim is mine...and if it is....you got it, and I'll say "Ya. That's what I said." Simple as that. Until then....shut your bigoted fucking trap (even though I know you won't). And if you don't like being regarded as an "ex-con", then don't be stupid enough to tell people (that don't know you) on the INTERNET that you WERE one. And now what? You piss and moan and say "Whaaaa!! I didn't meant it!" Enough already. Got something to say? Then say it. If not, take your shit-kicking like a man, at least. And as far as my "stories" go, and your intimidation by them....well, the answer is simple: make up your own that YOU'LL be happy with, and that'll be that. Too fuckin' simple.
Wouldn't it kind of fuck you up, if I told you that you were half-right, in the sense that no one here is "real".......BUT.....that's because besides YOU...I AM EVERYONE ELSE?? Maybe I'm Mako; Billy-B; Podman; Mitercut; Skidmarks; Ramblerouser; Freetobe; Goldie; Col. Vanker; gymyg; Chaz; Canadaman; Riza; Peanut; Streamlined; chucknorris; Aussi; vagina-whats-his-fuck; Riza; glumbee; the bug; qlanettint; aardvark; brownlove; shallowground; downer.............
Maybe I'm a complete psychotic who has split into these identities and own them ALL......and it's just been YOU......and ME.
All along.
Wouldn't that fuck you up?
Wouldn't that be a great Twilight Zone moment for you here?
The only ones I "attack", are the ignorant, the unjust, the hateful, the slugs, the petty schlubs who SHOULD be behind bars (or who have...like yourself), etc.
NEVER......
the nice, funny folks.
(this also includes the ones with whom I started out on the wrong foot with, but have since found my way with)
would you let cansuck babysit your kids? a creepy canadian who sits jerking off at his keyboard all day. backbone knows things about this guy that'd make all you worshippers change yer tune. eh gilligan? eh mister? not so anonymous now eh? judgment day's coming soon.
Glumbert seems to be totally fucked up now.
It wouldn't be so bad if there was a bit of humor going on, but 'fraid not.
I've had better laughs on tripadvisor.
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