come on brownlove, I'm in my 60's, what would you want with an old man? You should be out dancing or something. Being old I'm going to bed. Maybe wake-up the little woman with my cold feet, I like to do that to her, that about as excited she gets.
gymyg I know u can do better than that how about taking your lovely women 2 a romantic dinner and present her with some yummy chocolates. thats gotta be better than your cold feet.
This guy is more annoying than the guy thats on that commercial with the suit that has all of the question marks on it, and he tells you how much money you can supposedly get from the government. LMAO>
Matthew Lesko. LOL... His nephew is one of my best friends. Met the old man at the wedding 2 tears ago. Actually a very sane/sober man. It's all a con. The books are too....
That's as may be, but you know full well they'll have a fully DNA matched, genetically engineered clone of him up and running before you can step on your 'blue suede shoes'
How about "The Further Adventures Of Getting Ass-Raped In Prison by qlanettint"? Or how about "1,001 Ways To Incorrectly Spell 'turd' by qlanettint"? Lemme see....how about "The Joys of Having A 400-lb. Cell Mate Named 'Tickles'....by qlanettint"?
C, I think we have another one on our hands...I'm game...
Ha ha, room mate, that figures, no girlfriend, all you do is sit around on glumbert dissin canuck, using a lame alias (lets see are you backbone, camuck maybe, thought you got reformed) all while drinking 10 "beers" and taking a dump in your boyfriend's bed! Do you see a big L on your forehead ass-wipe..I do!
There's one thing I love about target shooting, you never have trouble finding a place to put your cross-hairs! You're in my sites now qlane...can you feel it...well do ya......punk!
Need to do a bit of that as I found out yesterday at the local championship, also need to fine tune my gun if I want to get anywhere at the upcoming state championship.
Rimfire with nothing but the primer in it for explosives.
The one I am referring to is called "Zimmerstutzen" in German. It has a 4.5mm caliber rifle barrel and is loaded with 4mm rimfire caps and spherical bullets (separate from the cap). The barrel is rather short (15-30cm) but has a mantle barrel that extends it to the typical length of a match rifle so you have a normal sight. Competiton is 30 shots on 15m distance.
The interesting part is that due to the small load you have some noticable variations in the caps and the round bullets in a rifled barrel result in an interesting flight profile. Plus any mistakes on loading (i.e. making a kink in the bullet, which happens easily with the lead bullets) can throw your shot off. If you do everything right you have the about the same precision as with a .22 but most people don't have the necessary patience to handle it properly :)
C, thanks, I needed a good laugh. Just spent 4 hours fighting with my snowblower. I looked like Frosty the Fuckin' Snowman by the time I was done. Well, I guess my neighbours are happy. Once you get the thing going, everyone looks at you with those plaintive eyes, ya gotta do all the driveways.
Snow blower.
Reminds me of a great joke...many have heard.
Eskimo's snowmobile won't run; so he calls the mechanic who comes out to the eskimo's igloo. The Eskimo hollers from inside,"The snomobile is 'round back...I'll be out in a minute, I'm eating a fish sandwich."
When the Eskimo goes out back, the mechanic, whilst wiping grease from his hands says to the Eskie,"Well, it looks like you just blew a seal."
The Eskimo says, as he wipes his chin..............................................................................................
Seeing as how "back-bonehead" (A.K.A. Throbmyshit) was decent enough to point out how there are others plagiarizing not only my name, but ideas......shouldn't that entitle me to some kind of fuckin' AWARD around here??? I mean, shit...it's like Pods said a while back...I now have INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION!!
Or...at the very least...some kind of goddamn ROYALTY for copyright usage??
I am INCENSED, dammit!!
PLUS.......shitpokes like "peanut", "qlanettint" and ""back-bonehead (A.K.A. Throbmyshit) would have NO reason to exist and/or otherwise haunt the Town of Glumbert, if it weren't for ME! They are NOTHING....without ME! ME-ME-ME-ME!!!!!
Surely I deserve SOMETHING for THAT kind of inspiration!!!!!
Goddamn it!!
I'M GETTING PHUKKIN' RIPPED OFF HERE!!!
Ya think one of you guys can make a video, a la Chris Crocker, screaming "LEAVE CANUCK ALOOOOONE!!!"?
Hey Peanut, if you actually read the posts and payed attention, you would see that Canuck is just goofing around. Unless, of course, you are just yet another alias.
However, it still makes me feel warm and giddy inside, thinking that someone has seen fit to follow my stellar exmaple, in whatever way, shape or form.
what a great neighbour you are. We have such a neighbor who does everyones... even mows my lawn in the summer. I always toss a bottle of wine, a dinner gift certificate, or chocolate chip pancakes his way. It's great having good neighbours like that.
Canuck? A bit of sleep deprivation helping you along there? You need to soak your cutie patootie in snow drift. Settle ya right down.
So the pathetic little slime worm is up early today, still boring and useless as yesterday. Funny how ridiclulous you make yourself appear here, you must not have a mirror, so you don't have to face yourself everyday! All those big cus words must really tax the brain, oh and all the cleaver aliases (not) wow that'll fool everyone. Hey, if no one is with you (they're not) then make up your own right! Bet you were up all night thinking up that little tirade. You are such a simpleton you barely rate a response, I'm thinking you get the inappropriate button from now on, you're not even worth my, or anyone's time here! See ya sucker!
Nah, fuck your mother.. Your sister. Your grandmother on her death bed.. The uncle who's in remission... Your entire family of inbread trailor trash cock sucking maggots...
ramblerouser read out aloud what you just posted lets say qlanettint is the biggest dickwad to walk the earth is that justified? really grandmother death bed and so on.
dickbelle2008 it was in response to adolfvonker if you can't figure out gas chamber and that handle name then shut the fuck up and don't try and be a wise ass its unbecoming for a lady.
C, he's such a freak job he's probably out tyring to burn you as a snowman in effigy, I can see him now all red faced and cussing up a storm not being able to get it lit and not knowing why LOL!!! Lets just all join in and hit the "button" on this POS!
I pity his wife and kids. No doubt they incurred the wrath of his highness on a regular basis, and probably get the hell beat out of them for it. I don't think this was the intent of universal healthcare, but thank God they at least have it available to them. FUCKTHENUK!
This reminds me of that SEINFELD episode where KRAMER has his own talk show in his apartment i think he finds the set of the DICK VAN DYKE SHOW in the garbage
....and, of course, YOU have regularly added to the information and humor content of this site...making your personna (stolen from someone else) be one the rest of Glumbertaria should support....?
For you, the next level up will be to achieve the ability to breath above water, you slime slug.
I might have an issue now and then with the Cman, but he is capable, informative, witty, and only now and then controversial. Hate it when he demeans his contributions with off-color language, but that may be more my hangup than his.
Now, recede like the pus you are, back to the primodial ooze which excreted you.
Gawd...how I hate phonies...just freekin' GROW UP, fool!
Better yet....go away...you and your other hollow personnas bent on disrupting this site.
it was just reported that 5 soldiers were killed in iraq from a suicide bomber .... (i think 8 others were wounded). it was also revealed that attacks were down to 400 a week..!!!! what? who knew...pods comment is correct there is no news coming out of iraq/afghanistan...
those guys were wearing the rolling deuce patch (2nd infantry)..... i remember that indian head
the number of soldiers killed is expected to reach 4000 next week... but this is msnbc who knows if that is true
this is begining to feel like an incounter group. I'll sit in the corner and plan, than I'll arrive with a 9mm and shoot the lot of you, and make a vid of the shooting and become popular with the gun crowd, maybe share a cell with some hockey puck from OCanada and wish it never happened.
GYMYG I never stated that you Nuked anyones post I was just pointing out that you posted "what ever happened to free speech" when qlanettint was pushing the nuke issue towards canuck1963.
Looks like we need some new vids. Why all this fuss about Canuck? He's been here a long time, he pops in, says what he wants, interacts with people he's talked to awhile. Same thing the rest of us do. Including the ones who put him down. Any of us can pretty much say anything we want. Either read it and like it, or read it and don't. These "hate" campaigns are getting a little tedious. Chill out guys, enjoy the day, enjoy the vids (well, as much as you can anyway, considering the one we're on right now), and try to be a little more positive! I'm trying, and I have a lot of crap to deal with every day. If I can, anybody can.
Later all.
Free
freetobe1962 and podman that was not a jibe at either of you freetobe1962 you are right the problem is canuck AKA Gilligan seems to believe that he has the right to whatever can or cannot be posted not only has he appointed himself "The Sheriff" but it seems he also believes he is a moderator for Glumbert.com thats the problem.
gymyg - "way to change the subject, if something lays an egg, does it need a vagina?"
I am pretty sure only mammals have vaginas and the only mammals that lay eggs are monotremes one being the platypus and the other echidnas so with the exception of those two no a vagina is not necessary to lay an egg.
Another interesting fact is the duck has the largest penis relative to body size of all warm blooded creatures. With the exception to Gilligan who has a large penis sprouting from his shoulders.
Canuck, I want to be Kitty (as in Gunsmoke). She was the town hottie! Nuff said.
Qlanettint, Sweetheart, you are just taking it all a little too seriously. Really. Have we talked about this before? I know, I'm boring with my peace-treaty pleas, but most of us just want to get along with each other. I come here because I like hearing from everybody. I don't expect all to agree, no way. But the bashing and knashing of teeth isn't all that necessary. I'll probably get nothing but a "Fuck You!" for my efforts, but whatever. I still wish you a grand day.
Free.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
And yet the three of you gutless spineless pricks have decided that I can not post.
mako100 wanted me around as he put it keep the gimp so I can toy with him. and also points out Diddums unable to post any replies?
cansuckcock on my profile states HEY! What'd you write, asshoe??Your posts all got nuked!
hey canuck1963 bitch if you had the balls you would not nuke my posts and would know what I posted hey.
mitercut if you stopped sucking cancocksuck for a second you would see how much of a coward you are.
I have also noticed that you all have shots at qlanettint and peanut and others but always in a gang type attack.
Whats wrong Ladies cant you take a bit of shit but are willing to dish it out.
You also have the hide to mention and mock me knowing that if I respond you will just click the inappropriate. fucking yellow backs.
When qlanettint asked others to "nuke canuk" gymyg posts -
what ever happened to free speech, don't agree don't read.
HYPOCRITES.
peanut posts mild things to one of your ass buddies and you all attack whats wrong ladies cant take it when someone isn't licking your backside.
Sheriff, deputy sheriff (loser) and the judge maybe not everyone wants to read your shit so fucking make up your minds you cant have it both ways.
Well this bandit is willing to fight the fair fight but dont sucker punch me when I have hand cuffs on.
I have never nuked anyone's comments. Some I don't read, which I think would be my right.
Backbone I don't see anything wrong with any of your posts.
I don't see anything I've not read before either.
The reason no one wants to hear your insufferable shit, is simply this:
It's driven by hate, malice and bigotry, and there's no point to it.
You can quote Congressional Law all you want, 'till fucking doomsday if you want. But up HERE, we have some pretty fucking stringent hate laws, and if you went out in public spewing your shit, you'd be charged with pretty well every hate crime in the books and locked up, like the rodent that you are.
Guaran-fucking-TEED.
Shitpokes like yourself, qlanettint and peanut-brain attack and attack for no other reason, other than to attack. Period. Like...who the fuck wants to listen to THAT shit?? HowEVAH, when I (as well as others who choose to) go after YOUR asses to rip them apart...well, shucks, that's just an "attack" upon the scummy, hate-filled, putrid nonsense that you (and they) ARE....and represent, is all. The three of you are nothing more than cancerous parasites, in that regard.
None of anything you say has worth.
None of anything you say has a point.
None of anything you do matters.
So what is there left? Well, simple: the three of you are here to simply get your worthless asses kicked up and down the block in the Township of Glumbert, strictly for our amusement, until such time (which I doubt) as the three of you learn to be nice and non-bigoted/non-hateful towards others.
Comprendo?
And if that don't happen, then I shall place the three of you in custody, and see you all hanged by your worthless, scrawny, non-contributing, non-nurturing fucking necks, at Judge Mako's convienience, in his court.
Until then, respect the fact that my boot heel shall rest upon all three of your maggoty necks, until such time as you learn to be NICE.
Folks just don't care for it.
Nothing "hypocritical" about it, you whining, simpering little pile of manure.
Backbone - IMHO I don't think the membership understands what you want from this site.
And Glumbert is not Congress.
It is a video streaming business with a comment section, that has a very democratic "inappropriate" link. If your comments are being nuked I guess the membership does not like what you have been posting.
In this rare instance where I can see your comment, I would guess that the membership likes creativity, humor, and a relaxed environment to make a few jokes, discuss some things about the video or anything relevant or fun.
From my time here I would say that those who engage in attempts to force the membership using their ribald commentary, are posting on the wrong site. I have been to YouTube and the general discourse on that site is almost exclusively vulgarities, and attacking other members. Perhaps that is what you are wanting from this site?
All of these sites are like TV. If you don't like whats on change the channel.
podman what you said is fair enough if it applied to all and not just the ones that certain individuals seem fit. one cant on one hand attack and abuse another and then decide whats appropriate and whats not.
So I put it to all stop the pointless one line swearing that I also have been guilty of and I will do the same.
But whats the bet all my posts will be gone within 12hrs.
Another point it dose not take "the membership" to get rid of someones post only a few from the sheriffs clan.
If I wanted the youtube experience I would go there but there is more to this than I think you are aware of.
"All of these sites are like TV. If you don't like whats on change the channel." THAT SHOULD APPLY TO ALL not just who the sheriff decides.
Another thing "The Membership" have their moments as well lets look both ways on this.
In short I agree with you podman but there is more to this I REALLY WANT TO POST IT but I will wait for a more suitable time.
Oooooh ickle pickle diddums...(picks Gimpy's dummy off the floor wherer it's been spat by the infant tantrum thrower, gives it a quick spit shine and shoves it back in his mouth)...there there now....
We'll let you post... don't worry... you're funny, but not in an intelligent way. Stupid, bigoted and hate filled too but then you know that already.
Someone else will be along to administer your daily spanking at some point.
If you don't mind I'll refrain from this as I find your odour a little repulsive to be around. Your posts bore me. Canuck's normally do not
Pay attention canuck1963 -no fucking around no joking OK-
You really don't know me I am not the person you think I am but there is reason to my madness but if I told you it would defeat the purpose.
And I am still waiting to your response about racist and gay references to others when it suits you, why is it fine for you but not others?
Another thing who the fuck made you moderator of this site? HEY!
Who the fuck do you think you are to decide who can and can't post and what they can or cannot.
NEWS FLASH not everyone whats to read your shit either talk about ego trip you narcissistic.
I AM DYING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT A FEW THINGS IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN but alas I can't.
GYMYG I never stated that you Nuked anyones post I was just pointing out that you posted "what ever happened to free speech" when qlanettint was pushing the nuke issue towards canuck1963.
Oh we so completely and utterly OWN you Gimp boy...
I am laughing my ass off at all the valuable time you are spending on this. It's hilarious... Can you touch type by the way? I can - saves a hell of a lot of time (odd spelling error aside) and enables one to look around and see the big wide world.
When you look around, what do YOU see what Gimpy?
Your impotence is amazing; you come here spouting some Arian Nation drivel (for which I think you're still a total c*#t by the way; no forgiveness there) in order to gain attention and then when you get it you pompously announce have some form of agenda.
Pathetic.
You appear to be somewhat fixated at the moment. Tell ya what...Have a suck on your dummy and re-focus your life on...well... getting one maybe?
Keep it up Gimpy - Are you alone? Are you sad? I know you are slow.
These posts are more exciting than the vids.
Keep it up guys or girls.
But I have to say in defence of canukie,his/her postings are very creative .
I for one enjoy all the posts some more than others .
Being in Gluberttown is fun , and being the town idiot is even more fun.[ some of my employees and suppliers probably will agree with me being an idiot] LOL
Lets everyone step back a bit and look at who and what are they postings.
I feel there is to much swearing and name calling .
Chucknorris will tell you I insult him all the time , I try not to swear and do a pretty good job of it in my real life and in my glumbert life.
Lets chill out.
Backboner as far as i am concerned you can say anything you want, this is cyberspace.
Canuckie and his followers the same goes for you to.
BOTTOM LINE lets enjoy our differences and keep posting even my Buddie chucknorris .
Well, my little backwoods hick..as a matter of fact, yes...we DID (and do) have Mounties; they're quite a national symbol. But because I was always fascinated with the Old American West, I chose the metaphor of a "Sheriff". So sue me.
As for your other drivel, you just don't like to be called on your bigoted, racist, hateful views. Too fuckin' bad, I say.
(pretending I'm talking 4 year old here)
Calling you those names is not the same as you saying all gays are"faggots"; rather, it's a jab at your having been ass-raped while you, specifically, were on the inside. Big difference.
"DAMN I AM DYING TO TELL YOU A FEW THINGS that has you concerned "
"I AM DYING TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT A FEW THINGS IT WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN but alas I can't."
Well, now. Please feel free.
Please rub out that yellow streak going up your back, and do so.
Otherwise, just stop wasting everyone's time, okay shitpoke?
Besides, one thing that only makes ME , but ALL the other posters here BETTER than you, is this:
We do things for harmless fun; we have a few laughs; we discuss whatever issue comes up in an entertaining way.
You?
What do YOU have to offer?
Besides hate and bullshit?
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Folks here seem to like (maybe even enjoy) my "stories", and anecdotes. And if YOU don't...so fuckin' what?
Offer something better, other petty little temper-tantrums.
Or better yet...how 'bout you just take a fuckin' hike?
You really are a jackass you don't seem to realise that there is NO adolfvanker there is NO godswrath There is NO sheriff. You really don't know me but I don't want to ruin it for you just yet (you'll keep) Gilligan I have been coming here for quite a while its just when I read your posts and realised how you have contradicted yourself and then had the gall to attack others thats when I had no respect for you.
listen you and this ass rape thing if you still have hangups about what daddy and your dirty little secret is don't bring on to me and for the tenth time I have never been in prison.
By definition gays are faggots or queer they use the same terminology themselves idiot.
Gimpy - what on earth do you think you have Canuck 'pegged' on in this link?
Whether it's Glumbert Canuck or another Canuck (Canada has millions of them by the way), pretty much the entire WORLD told the illiterate twerp that is POTUS NOT to go into Iraq.
(Cumchin A.R.S.E soul, if you're reading this then do elaborate on the coalition of the willing for this little escapade into Iraq will ya? I forget who it comprised of)
The US and the UK (who are stupidly going back in there after already having their asses handed to them previously in Iraq) are learning the hard way despite MANY, MANY repeated lessons from history, that waging and raging an illegal war in a country in wh
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