The Japanese are past masters at this sort of exceptionally funny commercial. The baby is cuteness personified, and the whole package works extremely well. Most memorable. The mother's birthing sounds were marvellous too. Her facial expression as she struggled to release the infant from her womb was a picture of oriental loveliness. The subtle hint of a smile, the widening of those almond eyes, the soft texture of the skin. Delicious. Uurrghh oarrrgh fffffff shpppph neeah!! You know, I don't feel guilty atall.
I haf got over being second to Herr Richshin. I am no longer sulking. I haf ein pain in mein arse however, due to an unprovoked attack by ein rogue armadillo, for vich mein manservant Pedro vill suffer ven I can again valk.
Zis video is kvite amusing. Ze sons of Nippon alvays make me laugh, even vith zere methods of torture using bamboo und ze slow drip drip drip of ze vater. Your fuhrer Bush und his shtormtroopers could learn ein sing or two from zem in ze middle east! Zat vould sort out ze "terrists" as he likes to call zem.
But I digress. I sink I may be catching ze Alzheimers Pest. Back to ze point! Never, und I mean NEVER, bend over ven ein rogue armadillo is in ze vicinity. Zey can do ein massive amount of internal damage vith zere scaly snouts, und zere claws grip ze buttocks vith great power. Removing ein adult bull armadillo from ze anus vithout help is almost impossible.
Do not say you haf not been varned, fellow Glumberters!
Phauxdolph...you join assface in anal banalities (or is it banal analogies).
Tough company, all-in-all.
Thought the video was super....wish there was more of this sort of creativitiy in advertising, but not all can be winners (refer to the Superbowl ads....I think, the most expensive of all advertising). Personally, I never did get into the polar bear thing with coke. On the other hand, Geico (gecko and caveman stuff) is fun to watch...and some AFLAC/goose stuff is too.
As previously noted...I am a recovering English major. Do not ridicule me...I am sensitive. I think in terms of alliteration, but only seldom does it spill out from this keyboard. My heart is vulnerable....I am so wounded....help me....
Quelle stupide....just messing around.
Spoonerisms are like "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" sort of thing...transfer of syllables, doncha know. I do not approach that level of linguistic acrobatics.
Still....keep your distance from the assman....his stink is contagious.
Mako on the otherhand is so insecure that he feels the need to point out that the 'l00' is not him. Don't worry mako, we see that it's not you. You pretend internet friends won't disown you. There, there. Of course it may well be you all along.
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