Jackie Chan's Ten Greatest Hits

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First:torklemm
1 year ago
Jackie Chan is cool.
1 year ago
*was cool......The Tuxedo and Rush Hour series completed his turnaround by selling out to make a buck.
1 year ago
The Chan is most definitely awesome !!
1 year ago
rf,

Did I hear Mr. Chan say "Iraq myself good, ten time."
1 year ago
syz.
Yes I believe so , yet with a slight variation sounding more like iwaq my self good, 10 times!
1 year ago
Jackie chan is a slant-eyed illegal. If allowed to stay in the U.S., at best he should be pulling rickshaws in NY. We'd never allow that little twerp up here.
1 year ago
Check out the bigot. He calls Christians bigots, by the way. If you don't also know, he's a known Canadian supporter of Islamist terrorists. not sure which brand, but he sure hates furreners. He even tells Yanks how they should treat foreigners. Maybe Vancouver should secede. They only have half the total wealth of Canada, and old Squirt in the Face may lose his rent-a-cop job on third shift at the Hangtow Towers in Toronto. never piss in your rise bowl, Tweedle-Dumber.

Syzygy may be right, if it walks French and quacks French it's probably a ducking Frenchie.
Ciao
1 year ago
and strummin what did you think about the video by the way?
1 year ago
Strummin your so full of honesty and truth. a great example of the republican party that now resides in the white house.
You are my new hero. LOLOL
1 year ago
Você é tal foda mais solta, adquire-se a sua própria demonstração que vai buraco de asno, você não é remotamente engraçado ou é brincando alguém com a sua incompetência, sem falar do seu um buraco de asno racista maldito em que eu gostaria pessoalmente de desperdiçar um círculo da munição! CADELA!
1 year ago
Good lord Chumpy - you're proving yourself a bigger fuckwit than I actually thought possible

Not only are you devoid of humour and wit, but you also appear unable to read....
1 year ago
lol canuckl963 is a redneck
1 year ago
Much worse. Quebecois.
1 year ago
If you don't already know this Canuck-tweedle Dumber is a bigot, but calls Christians bigots...probably because they won't let him join without giving up certain "things". He also isn't very smart, pissing in his rice bowl that way. He's a night watchman on the 32nd floor of some Chinese -owned high-rise in Toronto, owned by Vancouver refugees from HK.

He also isn't smart for a whole lot of other reasons, but we let him prove that all by himself, which he can be relied on to do like clock work. Outside of shaking hand with ol' One Eye this seems to be about all he does.
Syzygy is probably correct. if it walks French, and quacks French, it's probably a ducking Quebecois.
Ciao
1 year ago
Cumchin,

I believe he calls radicals from all walks of life bigots. So, he is correct by definition. Are you saying he is wrong for being right? Are you a bigot who hates people who are correct? What is your definition of "smart?"

Are farmers smart?
Are nurses smart?
Are mechanics smart?
Are Smarties(R) smart?

Are you smart? Tell us (or better yet, tell the police), where else have you stalked Chanuk to say that "this" is all he does?
1 year ago
[ edit ]... intolerant radicals ...[/ edit ]
1 year ago
Sorry. I got fooled by Chumin's fake post by canuck"capital I"963. Jerk.
1 year ago
Ha, ha, ha.....Cumchin, that's good.
1 year ago
I just caught that too.

lolol
1 year ago
Syzygy, define radical as you believe it to be. Could be interesting. You already missed bigot, i was just wondering.
1 year ago
Jerk.
1 year ago
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lmao lololol and you spent the right amount of effort in answering. LOL

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1 year ago
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THAT IS NOT CANUCK1963 !!! But I believe strummin already knows this and argues whth the copycat version anyways.
Why .... Well who the f*#k knows why?

Maybe so he can look good or perhaps make people believe its the original Canuck.
Any how its probably strummin himself making the fake post.

Just look a little closer to the names before you take anyone to serious here.

Nice catch syzygy.
1 year ago
Well howdy all.

Been away for a few days; I see not much has changed.

Stream and all his alter-egos still playing their little games. I Barney-the -blower even made an appearance under his ORIGINAL name. Y'know, I am VERY happy that I have earned a place of such COLOSSAL attention and intimidation from these scared little people. And thay have EVERY right to be afraid....for I have gutted them to bits with nothing but ol' fashioned truth, common sense and honesty.

Randal? Syzygy? Mr. Mako? Podster? Wolfie? Thank you kindly (as well as to all others...you know who you are) who held these nasty little bugs in check while I was away. Sooner or later, they WILL know their stations.

My sole intent is to debate and reason them literally into insanity and madness.

I figure I've already hit the "obsession" level...so it's just a matter of time.

Nice to be back, though.

Sincerely,

C.

(The One...The Only...L'Original)
1 year ago
P.S.

Sorry, Col. Vanker...didn't mean to omit our resident panzer leader.

lol
1 year ago
Hey Stream!

Lookit!:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20546328/site/newsweek/from/RS.2/

I guess the "humanitarian" thingy has kinda went by the wayside for good, huh?
1 year ago
Oh ya.

This glumbert clip was so-so.
1 year ago
Uh-oh.

I guess this is the reaction one gets from the "God Forces" when someone has the nerve to kick them in their pious jewels:

http://www.au.org/site/News2?abbr=pr
1 year ago
These stunts are nothing, i once cut my finger nail so short it hurt like hell for a couple of days, that's substained pain, not just quick pain that's over within a hour or so like Chans stuff.

I also smarted myself on the car arm rest while driving at 120, this is a life threatening moment to a normal bloke on the road, chan doesn't lIve in the real world where there's no doctor on stand by for such a moment.

i also drunk a macdonalds coffee without letting it cool down, try that if you've got the bollocks
1 year ago
Canuck back to referencing impeccable sources I see. We should all surely fall hook, line, and sinker for what the daily mail and MSNBC have to say.

Hmmm, to quote canuck from above, "I Barney-the -blower even made an appearance under his ORIGINAL name." Was that a late evening slip? Is canuck really Barnsleyfc? Tell me it isn't so?! Can't be a typo though - "I" and "And" are nothing alike and can't be fat figured. Wow. Wouldn't that make canuck the biggest hypocrit out here sicne he's said some pretty controversial stuff under that name that his canuck1963 name has bashed. He's also been outraged at the use of aliases. I must admit, I fell for it and found barney quite funny. Again, tell us it ain't so.
1 year ago
Explanation: canuck1963 has been backed into a confined box in terms of what and how his original name can write. He therefore created barnsley to let his other side out. I'm sure billboat is turning in his glumbert grave knowing that canuck = barnsley was making many of those pedo comments.
1 year ago
Hey Throb-
What happens when one's education ends before High School these days?
Well, the TV and Internet become surrogates.
For Adventures in Media...Canuck gets an "A"
For Rapid Googling..."A"
For Closed Eyed Kool Aid Guzzling..."A"
For Critical Thinking 101..."D-"

However, since Critical Thinking is not a part of his major, it will not affect his ability to be promoted the next grade.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
1) yet again, when confronted with an awkward situation, you choose to run for cover.

2) yet again, you break radio silence.
1 year ago
just to point out that Barnsley FC refers to a rather crap football (soccer) club in Britain , if the canuck bloke is canadian? then why would here call himself barnsley fc , thats like me from sweden calling myself after a crap hockey team from argentina , this would be rather strange, i'm impartial with your ongoing hatred for cannuck, i don't give a shit
1 year ago
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And all the time i was thinking the swiss were the neutral ones. lol

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1 year ago
Perhaps exactly the reason he'd choose barnsleyfc - something so obscure and remote that no one would suspect it was him!
1 year ago
I've got to stop reading these inane postings...they make me forget what the video was about.

Chan rules! (I remembered.) On the other hand, how can I admire someone who, after one, two, three....hell, at least ten instances of self-destruction, he undertakes a new effort in that same direction. Duhhhhh....I think hollywood outsourced stupidity.
1 year ago
Man that's one crazy Jap!
1 year ago
hey, that's my line!
1 year ago
Jackie's parents live in my city.
Whenever he comes here he walks around the malls and out in public with his parents and if people recognise him, all hell breaks loose! Not many big celebrities frequent here.......
1 year ago
Yankees!:)
8 months ago
Bow to the master!

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