Feigning Interest

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1 year ago
1 year ago
good job court
1 year ago
well i've lost intrest in this ,,,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1 year ago
wait a min' football? ok i'll watch the rest.
1 year ago
stopped at 1:08 to look up "feigning"
1 year ago
Oh rhymes with "gaining"......witty
1 year ago
I was feigning interest, then I lost it
1 year ago
I know some people like this, I just start laughing!
1 year ago
funny and oh so true.
1 year ago
She was truly a beauty, and young, and sweet, almost certainly a college student. There we were, her and I, a small room, a massage parlor, 1974. She got my clothes undone, and some of her own. She proceeded to patiently and lovingly give me one of the very few orgasms I've ever had from oral sex; this girl hung in with me, and hung in with me, and hung in with me some more, she gently and carefully worked me over until I just came undone. An amazing experience, very powerful. She rocked my world. This woman rocked my world.

When I finally came back to space/time, after I'd quit writhing, moaning, shaking, spasming, I sat up, found myself with her, and this sweet woman came to me, expectantly, knowing the love she'd just given me -- and you can say it wasn't love but then you just flat don't understand the word -- she came to me to give me a kiss, or share with me a kiss I think is more accurate, given what'd just transpired, given the look on her face, the look in her eyes.

But I -- young, foolish, green, not yet understanding love, or much else -- my uptight stupidity kept me from kissing 'a whore'.

How I wish I had kissed her.
1 year ago
Cidd, thanks for the memory! It was .... Wonderful... sniff...
1 year ago
Cidd, I wanted soooo bad to come back and say,

"Cidd, that was YOU?" LOL! Shit, that would have been funny! Ultimately, I just couldn't pull it off though. I'm not that good of a prankster! LOL!

Later
1 year ago
so how much did thid cost?
1 year ago
Good thing you didn't............she was probably gonna snowball ya.



(Oh internet.............why have you taught me the meaning of such terms..........sigh..........I was once just an innocent wee lad..........)
1 year ago
Oh GOD I've been on too many of these...
1 year ago
dates that is, dates...
1 year ago
Give this man an award!! Ha ha ha ha this is priceless stuff!!!
1 year ago
mmm, sounds like hes trying to be the next Adam Sandler..only one thing,he sucks..go jump off a bridge!!!!
1 year ago
Yeah, this guy should take a lesson and rewrite the Hanukkah song a few more times. (No really, all three stooges?) Or at least make some silly sounds and words up and act goofy, then he'd have some talent!

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