wtf, these 'performers' somehow got away from the filipino prison dance team, they cant go road-showing on their own; however, the thriller training served them well
Is "pwn3d" some kind of new internet lingo that homosexuals use in chat rooms and bulletin boards to identify themselves as potential bottoms in a flamingly gay relationship?
Must be. The only other option is that you are a trend following, illiterate, wanna be, baggy pants falling off your body, little dork who's trying to be cool but can't quite pull it off type.
I'm thinking it's probably the first of the two and I just want you to know that I respect your diversity.
If you want be gay it's ok! Whatever you want to do with another man's penis is up to you and is entirely between you and your chosen "top".
Please, just be safe though and try not to get fluids in your eyes or any open sores when he inevitably ejaculates on your pasty little boy/girl face.
Again, I totally respect your choice to be gay and do not hold it against you in any way.
Maybe they are trying to get "pwn3d". Maybe we could ask urs? He seems to be a bastion of internet knowledge and obviously highly intelligent. I'm just afraid my tiny little smooth brain wouldn't comprehed his superior intellect if he so chose to reply..........Oh lord, will I ever be as cool as urs? Can I ever possibly hope to pick up his witty little code words and slang?
Such hostility! From a "new" person here too....that alone raises some questions! Although, no one here before you has shown such intimate knowledge of gay lingo, then alternately shows total ignorance to some common and VERY OLD Internet gaming speak. Then to get a TOTAL loser on your side in one comment...hmmm something smells kinda camucky here!
miter...luv it...it would have taken me all sorts of space to say what you did in four sentences.
Wiener...be quiet, and respectful, and thoughtful. There are stupidos and smarts here on Glumbert. Try to distinguish. And speak nicey-nicey. It will make you look so much better on this site.
miter- Yeah, I'm a little embarrased myself for knowing all that gay lingo...........what can I say, you called me on that one!
I'm definitely not "camuck" though.
I'm just another asshole on the internet, wholly unaccountable for anything I say, stirring up trouble with impunity.
An equal opportunity hater.
If I make anyone angry with my idiotic posts then apparently I have some control over their emotions. If I can control/affect their emotions then you could say I have some power over them.
Perhaps you could even say I "own" them.
It pains me to say that. I really, really, find the term "owned" idiotic and you just tricked me into saying it.
it's an 31337 [elite] mirc [internet relay chat] language, you dumbass bitch, you wouldn't know about even if i sang you about it; you weren't even close to funny with those lame posts little comedian.
disappear, bitch.
Sorry, I probably won't disappear. Unfortunately I've discovered your little Glumbert world and am moving in next door whether I'm wanted or not. I feel a little embarrased for attacking you so personally after learning that you are a foreigner. (Do they allow foreigners on the internet now? When did this happen? Who's checking ID's around here?)
Anyway, I usually don't attack midgets, retards, water heads, or Romanians, so I apologize.
You just sounded so much like an American little punk with your cool slang that I couldn't help myself.............
A Romanian? Are you sure? I thought they were just a myth.........you know, like fairies, elves, and pixies............
I love it when you admit to us all, that my comments about you are true...keep posting under camuck please! Even though I see you trying to "hide" under a few new names you don't fool anyone, but at least you're not admitting to your "short comings" that way! Pathetic tard
I'm with you mako.....at first I thought miter was in a rotten mood because of getting drunk and laid too. It's tough to do but definitely possible. (or so I hear..........its never happened to me..........ever...........maybe.)
Here's a wholly speculative, I swear, quick scenario for you:
1.) Drink lots and lots of tequila (even though you said you'd never do it again.)
2.) Slip into the warmth of a nice alcoholic blackout
3.) Dream of waffles.......and puppies that morph into penguins. Evil penguins. But mainly just dream of waffles
4.) Wake up
5.) Begin hour 1 of what will ultimately be a 2 day hangover (never fun)
6.) Realize someone is in bed with you (usually fun)
7.) Realize someone very LARGE is in bed with you (becoming less fun)
8.) Realize someone very large and very HIDEOUS is in bed with you (fun has left the building)
9.) Realize that your friends will be knocking on the door to borrow your car VERY soon (insert panic here)
10.) Go ahead and knock out a "second piece anyway", 'cause what the hell.....(friends probably won't come over this early anyway)
Nicely put Weiner ('could' happen or DID happen? Your story is highly accurate LOL!)
I am firmly of the opinion thay every man should at some point go with a real large lady at some point in their lives. It is almost a rite of passage (no pun intended there)
Many times these big girls are bundles of fun and are certainly built for comfort. Just don't make a habit of it.
all you have to do to piss them off is not play their stupid "intellectual" games. tell it like it is and they hate you. they think Glumbertis some mighty channel of truth and reconciliation - in fact its just a shit vid site with sad bastards posting their hang-ups and lies about how macho they all are and what interesting jobs hey have and how wondeful their families are and howmuch they love each other. weiner - together we can take this pace over and make it fun again. fuck them all!!
Besides, I do it so well it would be a shame to stop now.
Have you ever noticed that you can't trust anyone who doesn't drink? It's a fact. Take a look at anyone you know who doesn't and I'll bet they're little dorks. At a minimum they're incredibly boring!
I don't drink! And I'm the wildest mother ...... you'll ever meet LOLOLOL!
As a matter of fact if I told you my name in full, Then gave you a few news links to go to, you of course wouldn't believe me at first! but..........LOL, You will! ;0
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