glumbert

'Sup, Skid.

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We were on our way back from the lake yesterday and a turkey ran onto the highway and the first two cars missed it but the third destroyed it. Nothing but some bones and feathers left. How ironic to have this vid posted the very next day...

why are the hot ones so STUPID

Question

If it wasn't for sex, would men be interested in women?

answer:no

hot chik holding the cammera

I'd hit them both and the cripplez bird

Why would anyone video this?
Drivel.

Thats some funny stuff right there. I want to be in the car with her when she hits a deer. If she felt so damn bad the least she could have done was finish the job and stomped on it's head or something...give it a quicker death.

Look canuck, it's your video.

Oh yeah, and barrack punches like he has a dildo up his ass. The wuss. I bet infinity can punch harder.

Welcome to the adult world, dear. You'll accidentally murder someones kitty some day too, or a little bunny rabbit.

That's a pretty natural response for most ladies.... we tend to be the nurturing type you know.

Oh mako, I checked Wikipedia for what cretin meant. It was defined with one word: infinity.

My apologies buttocks, and everyone else, I suppose, I suppose I was having a lucid moment. Look: sometimes I certainly am not boring, and can actually draw a few laughs. Last couple days, I'm not sure what came over me.. I noticed it, too, which made it worse. I know, I've been posting every single thought that enters my head for whatever reason.
Anyway, I figured out what the problem/solution is. Here goes nothing.

For the love of God! STOP!
Glumbert seems now to be inhabited almost exclusively by imbeciles and deranged juveniles.

i've had it with the this archangel gay ass mofo..
all he does is post bullshit.
whatever come to your brain,huh?
try a lobotomy.

Yet more evidence to back up my premise.

Arseface, I can't resist from responding every single time. I'm not the only one that could occasionally benefit from silence.

HAHAHAHA

The fuckwits are all in one room

You cunts

Now heres the point where you guys decide: do I ignore kutnahora aliases, or do I shred them? I'll take a vote.

My Mom freaked out when I hit her car with a bird

It was thanksgiving

The turkey was frozen

Badaboom badabing!

Ah, this isn't gonna' work. Shit.

I can't take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before

All these words they make no sense
I've found bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you say

But you'll find that out anyway.

Just like before...I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear

All these thoughts they make no sense
I've found bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go awayJust like before...

Try to give a warning
But everyone ignores me
Told you everything loud and clear
But nobody's listening...

I still have my plan.

This place makes my fucking balls ache, is it beyond belief, is this what life has come to for some people?

Except for the people who are sane, the rest; here is some advice, go see someone, help yourself, you have one life, you are all fucking it up, there is still a chance

ring your mum up and ask her, if you don't have a mum phone auntie Pauline (who you probably tried it on with) and ask her for help, failing that phone the samaritans

Oh look. How ironic. Mako, a wise man will only grow wiser if he takes advice. A fool won't even hear the advice. Which are you proving to be?
Your first comment requires me to repeat myself yet again.

I second the motion.

I am holding my breath in anticipation.

archangle=infinity

same rambling bullshit

Does it matter if I'm right? Nope.
Either way there both annoying.

Just been lurking around, and reading this nonsense at this site.
Most of the time I enjoy the comments, but lately it's a bunch of used tampons.
And what I mean is a swollen,bleeding little pussy that wont shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up bitch.
You've been here all summer long posting your bullshit here.
Why?
When I was a young man and summertime hit. you couldn't find me inside the house.
Damn boy, your time is running out.
Shut the fuck up,
go outside and find something to do.

Who the fuck is archangel and why must this little shit keep talking? I was going to ask who the fuck even wants to hear anything he has to say but he'll probably respond with a bunch of new accounts seeing as he has no fucking life.

Not that I'm a right to lifer or anything but...I have to wonder if she reacted this way during her first abortion? Second?

1 person multiple aliases pimples no girlfriend = archangel

I'll admit I have a problem with posting too much. I've said it before. The other crap? No way. It seems the only way to make you people happy is with the now overrated term 'wit'. Whatever. You want it, you got it. And thats kind of weak using aliases against me, because I told you when I was making them they were me... Datelinepredator, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't want a girlfriend, and I don't have pimples. End of story. I don't want to hear any more about this.

A man loses his arm in an accident and gets a new, state-of-the-art electronic arm fitted. One day he's showing off to his mates at a pub, demonstrating what the arm can do. After he's had a few pints, he needs to go to the toilet so he walks into the bathroom. he says to his arm: "Undo fly zip", and it does this. Then he looks around the room and sees a condom machine in the corner. On it it says: Two for £10. he yells "Rip off!" His screams echoed round the pub for hours afterwards

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Miter has some pics that leaves this for dead.

.mako100 you disappoint me you slagged me off way better than these guys where is your true form???????????????????

And then she goes to McDanalds and had a chicken sandwich.

its bad enough she hit him but the last sounds he hears is this crazy bitch screaming

Nikki is hot, the driver is plump.

Backbone the asshole is back!

HEAD FOR THE HILLS MEN!

Seriously bonehead, why don't you just stay away and let bygones be bygones.
You're nothing but a dimwit fucktard.

That is all.

Agreed c-man. But he aint the only one.
You're a pretty fucked up guy yourself.#
LOLOL

Yarr, dis is confusin'! De infinity.. is archangel? Who dis' archangel?

Yarr, almvost novone is lacking in de vit departmnt, but it looks like intelligence vaz sold seperately, yarr!

YOU young sir are a spastic.

My wife - who has the intelligence of a centipede - is more interesting than you.

SHE has a spastic colon and a prolapsed uterus, but she is a finer phsical specimen than you, you ferret bastard.

Fuck you obamafucker!

YOU WANT FUNNY? HERE'S FUNNY!!!!

A Canadian walked into a store and said - in that 'question every time he speaks' way they have - "My wife has a spastic colon. Have you got anything that might help?"
The assistant says: "But this is a sex shop sir."
The Canadian says: "Fuck you you moron!"

I feel like there's still niggas that owe me checks
I feel like there's still bitches that owe me sex
I feel like this but niggas don't know the stress
I lost the only girl in the world that know me best
I got the money and the fame and that don't mean shit
I got the Jesus on a chain, man that don't mean shit
Cause when the Jesus pieces can't bring me peace
So I need just at least of one of Russell's nieces
On...
I let my nightmares go
I put on for everybody that I knew from the go
I know dese hoes that was frontin when they knew we was broke
They say damn, Yeezy Yeezy, you don't know us no more
You got that big fame homie, and you just changed on me
You can ask big homie, man the top so lonely III....
So lonely III....
Let me see what we have tonight (what we have tonight)
I'm high as a satellite (satellite)
I see those flashin lights (flashin lights)
Cause every night (every night)
I put on

Bunch of freakin' asshole pervert niggas! Git off Glumbert an' go back to your trees you mofuckers.

Well.

Back from vacation, and oh dear me...what do I find?

Fuckheads, No-Minds, imitators, wannabees, purile attempts at being funny by shitpokes who THINK they're funny, maggots who can't even hold a candle to any form of civilized intellectual debates and a general assortment of pukes who can't even rise above the level of shite that I have during my morning constitution. The difference between now and before? Well, not much....EXCEPT....some of the Old Timers will still pop out now and again, to remind these assholes of their place. They hate that....and I'm glad. DAMN glad, come to think of it. Fuck'em, I say. And that's that. Now on to more important things:

Item:

Went to Canadas Wonderland last Friday; they have a new ride there that they proclaim is the "fastest, highest and most intense" rollercoaster ride in all of North America (or so they say). Poppycock, I said. We got there; I saw it; and I stared at it, whilst for some eerie reason the "Emperors March" theme from "Empire Strikes Back" played through my head. It was called....."The Behemoth". This was gonna be easy, I thought. My standard answer of "N-O" was set to go, as soon as my oldest asked if I'd go on it with him. The wife leans into my ear, and hisses "Now, Daddy....you have to go; it's important to him, and means the world to him, to have his Dad up there with him on this ride." My prepared answered evaporated. I caved in. I said "Okay", through gritted teeth and a forced smile. My throat suddenly felt as dry as the Sahara. We got in line. Oh mah gawd....this thing was fucking high.....HIGH. We got on. Bucket seats. No seatbelts. The chain started pulling us up the first, initial apex. It seemed like an eternity. Up....up...up....UP, we went. Beside me, my kid is all excited, saying, "Oh wow! Dad! Lookit how high up we're going! Look down there! You can hardly make out the people! Dad! Open your eyes! Look at it!" I must have been the only old fart on that ride who lost it, and said "SSSHHHH!!!!".

We reached the peak.....and for the briefest of time.....slowed and almost stopped. Then......

we plunged.

At maximum velocity.

It was like an express elevator ride to Hades itself. I swear to you....I COULD ALMOST SMELL THE FUCKING SULPHUR AND BRIMSTONE, AND OL' SCRATCH WAITING WITH OPEN ARMS TO CATCH ME!!! We dropped into that first curve so fast and so hard, my ass literally floated up outta my seat for a second or two; my face was actually stretching to the sides, like those astronauts you see in that centrifuge-thingy. Up again. Another dip. Twisted port side. Twisted starboard side. Down again. Up again. And on and on and on and on....

Suddenly...the ride stopped.

Silence from everyone for a second.

Some middle-aged guy in the seat behind us suddenly yelled, "OH MY GOD! I THINK I JUST SHAT MYSELF!".

Took me a few seconds to PRY my fingers from the metal grip in front of me.

The rest of the day was spent pleasantly, and there were other rides, other adventures.......but Time itself had now warped for me. I felt as if I spent the rest of the day, being trapped in an inter-demensional experience. I was there....but not there.

I went to sleep that night, satisfied the day was over.

But I still see it in my dreams.

That that....that...that.....thing.

Called.....

The Behemoth.

I'll see it forever.

(P.S. I already posted the link to this current Glumbert video under the "Nerd" thread; wake the fuck up, people....jeeez.)

I made this file at the beginning of summer.. I'm surprised I remembered the password, it's been so long. Today, I figured I'd check it out. Same old, same old. Guys, I'm a thirteen-year-old kid and I see supposed adults being less mature than I consider myself to be. Why can't you guys just use the site for what it's for?
And don't get mad at me for calling you immature, but I think I speak truly. If you DO get mad at me, I'll probably leave, I do have better things to do.. But can anyone try to resolve this? Anyone agree with me????

HELP I'M LOST!

Anyway, that's not what I came here to do.. What I think about the video: That girl is ON something.. or several somethings.

pinnocchio's right nuckster.
who the fuck do you think youre impressing with bullshit about your "big day out"? you think youre the only person ever to go on a funfair ride? well do ya punk? pathetic and squirm making.
youre a lard ass pedophile trying to be interesting and failing every time.
YARRRRRRRR!

and how many kids you got now liar? apart from the ones you give candy to at funfairs that is.
HARRRRR HARRRRR!

youre a disgrace to canada you fat spew bag.

Like I said.....

The Old Timers (like me) come out, and piss off turds like YOU.

And it makes me glad.

VERY glad.

nobody likes you.

and kingryan can just suck my dick too.

youre infinity, thats who you are. now fuck off!!!!!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

lol.. look how much I posted..

nuckster. i am with you forever. better change your handle. kingryan - YOU ARE INFINITY!!!!
I know everything.
YARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what would happen if'n I posted a whole bunch of times...

obahtafucur, what did I do to canvck1963?

Life's not fair.

obahtafucur, how come I am automatically tagged with being in some sort of conspiracy? Is that like part of the common courtesy here or something? You know, had I gotten a nice "hello, nice to meet you, glad you're here" type deal, I would have left by now. But rather I'm scratching my head trying to figure out who the hell I am supposed to be. Infinity? Fartknocker? Jenny? What the hell?!

Yeah, I'll leave anyway. Perhaps you're just all drunk. Or something. Kay', I'll try back later.

News from a New Hampshire Hopital;
A baby was born today with both sexes, The baby had both a pussy and a brain!

12 people cannot pull the tail of a horse and have it sing a lullaby.

You know, I'd hate to hear the noise this girl makes when she's getting fucked. I bet every guy thats ever had sex with her is now permanently deaf in both ears.

I'd be sad. But not that sad. We have a deal with the birds. Doesn't anyone watch Seinfeld?

May I add my name to the list of those who believe this kingryan creep is infinity?
kingryan - you are a weeping anal fissure deep within the asshole of a syphilitic Port Said camel dealer. Your mother gets dp'ed by Puerto Rican lepers who give her $1 for the privilege. Whn you vomit after too many lemonades, the sidewalk smells like a ten-day-old battlefield, and your teeth look like Ground Zero.
If I had a hatchet, I would cut your feet off and feed them to the pigs, then watch you crawl begging for mercy.
Apart from that, I quite like you. Welcome to Glumbert.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I get it. You're all anti-minor. Well, I'm not asking for a bout of pedagogy, but at least give me a chance. Yeah, I think I can actually be funny. Sometimes. AT least my friends think so. Perhaps ADULTS (which shouldn't be confused with "mature humans") have a different sense of humor. Huh, a bunch of likely anti-juvenile, sexist, and racist pigs. LOL!

That girl is stupid, all the easier to bang though.

I'll hit her with a stick, but I'll need help with the carry to the well.