Hippies Cry Over Dead Tree

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First:arseface
1 year ago
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1 year ago
i wonder if these caring individuals care as much for human life....probably not, because 99.99% of human life would consider them to be demented.
1 year ago
Morons. Drivel.
1 year ago
dude, is that the only word you know?

HURR DURR THIS IS TOTAL DRIVEL LAWL

seriously, you sound like a complete homosexual faggot.
1 year ago
Wiccans. Tree is martyred...
9 months ago
Yes, homosexuals have a particular sound. You are so very correct it hurts.
1 year ago
Oh boy they would really hate me!

I've killed thousands of their friends.

I have a lot of sap on my hands. I cut down a tree today, and then dismembered it, so I can burn it this winter. Vrooom, Vrooom....
1 year ago
Podman...I too am a serial killer, a mass murderer of unprecedented proportion. As the song says, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."

These 'Earth First' fucks are eco-terrorists, nothing more. Last year, they torched a dozen million dollar homes being built in Washington state.

What really bugs me is that, unless 'woody' fell over in their backyard (doubtful), then they would have had to drive out to the forest in their hippie microbus and tramp all over the tree's little buddies in their quest to get to 'woody's' corpse. Hypocrites!

I have been looking at a tree in my backyard, trying to decide what to do with it. Decision made. Saturday morning after breakfast....it's dyin' time!
1 year ago
By the way, I also am an ardent supporter of PETA

People Eating & Torturing Animals!!
1 year ago
Jura, I knew there was something about you I liked. PETA kills plants!
Vegetarian is a native american word for "poor hunter"
1 year ago
Jurasic, your my kind for sure! Now I must go to cook a venison steak using apple wood kindled with old animal rights literature from my ex wife. (I always knew it would come in handy for something besides wiping my ass!)
1 year ago
those aren't hippies, whose are assholes. hippies would smoke the F*king thing.
They should just hang themselve from the thing.
"the rock is so full of life?, Than cave man hits her in the head with it.
1 year ago
I agree with gymg
1 year ago
I WISH this was fake. Sweet merciful crap!
1 year ago
That's fricken' insane.
1 year ago
podman, that's disgusting! I can just see the sawdust covering you! I have to throw up now.

What time are s'mores ready?
1 year ago
...and sometimes I just love the smell of sap in the morning. It smells like pancakes.

I've done the tree vampire thing in the spring too, and boiled down their sap for a sweet treat;)
1 year ago
And some idiot FILMED this. Wait.. I get it. This is an evangelistic movie created by Christians. God must have forgotten about them, so they decided to scream over trees.
(After this, one lady will go home and write the grocery list on a sheet of paper.
Some other guy will go back outside and finish that WOODEN deck he was building around his pool. A little kid will go pick some flowers to put in her hair, and the next day the flowers die. Fucking idiots.)
1 year ago
Well said
1 year ago
Actually I would prefer the company of any tree over that of these morons...
1 year ago
Poor trees. Having these guys in your forest must suck.
1 year ago
Perhaps Mitre, hididng in his hunting hidey-hole, could solve the problem.

A philosophical question:

if a tree falls in the forest.....and lands on a hippy, does anyone give a shit?
1 year ago
imcryingtobeacusewiccanmartyrissofuckingsttupidthtshehastocommentoneverythinghaharb
1 year ago
I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have said that. It wasn't very nice, was it? I have no excuse except that I am off my meds and that my mother held her breath a lot when I was in the womb.

Please accept my apologies.
1 year ago
OMG what are you taking, pass it around.
1 year ago
all I can say is ... jesus fuckin' christ!!!! idiots.
1 year ago
Lame lament.
1 year ago
hmm
1 year ago
This isn't real is it? I've seen some really screwed up people before but this is way beyound screwed up. Seriously are they for real?
Makes me ashamed to be a carpenter. After I cut them to pieces, I shoot them all with a nail gun multiple times. Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I'll smash them with my hammer just to move them over a little bit.
1 year ago
thats still better than what a beaver does to them.
Save a tree, eat a beaver!
1 year ago
after see this, I'm no longer a hippy.

Man o man.... idiot hypocrites... they should cry over the cotton in thier clothes, cotton uses more chemicals than any other production crop. Or the metal in thier earings cost the planet HUGE to make. An they should morn thier loss of sanity most of all.

This almost has to be FAKE.... by all the Gods, I HOPE it's fake.

My 2 cents : Sorry
1 year ago
just wanted to let you know, i live in North Carolina and currently live in the city where this organization is rooted.

unfortunately, yes, this is a real group.

i apologize for ruining your night.
1 year ago
omg, these people need to grow up. the world is changing. jesus... people, seriously, get over it. its a tree...
1 year ago
I was waiting for the banjos to start playing.
1 year ago
Tell me hippie dudes, what are your houses made of, steel and donkey dung? Your Meds are waiting for you at WalMart.
1 year ago
Kinda makes me reconsider my method of taking down a tree, I guess it is sorta sick to take em slow gnawing at it with a chain saw. I'm thinking quick is the way to go, I'll bore an inch and a quarter hole to the center, pack it with some tannerite and BOOM instant toothpicks! LOL now that would make a video! Shit it's a rain day today, I'm inspired!
1 year ago
Miter, we had guys in the army that looped something around a tree and had it down in seconds, of course this was awhile back, it worked great.
1 year ago
Mythbusters did a show about chopping down a tree with a machine gun. Worked well, but wasted on a tree. Now hippies, on the other hand.....
1 year ago
Miter is there anything standing/living around your house?

;-)
1 year ago
LOL yes Mako there is, but the "farm" is getting a bit sparse!

Jimmy, you must be referring to "Primacord", what delightful stuff!
1 year ago
if we didn't use trees to make paper ,houses ,furniture ,cloth, ships,playgrounds,roads,kitchens,floors,window surruounds ,doors etc. without trees to make the following?
1 year ago
Most civilized countries have reforestation projects that put more trees in the ground than that are cut down. Tree hugging is old. Trees are a crop like corn. Grow it, use it, grow it again. Still funny to see the morons in the video take it over the edge.
1 year ago
Ecosystem - aka mother nature

ie don't fuck with it too much coz you're a part of it
1 year ago
Anyone need help? I'm here to help, if you need a one on one, feel free to post a question on my page.

Take care everyone and remember Glumbert is here to help you through your day.

Bye for now
1 year ago
I lost my virginity in a tree and then cut the same tree down a few years later (no screaming involved, the tree was just dying and dangerous)

Am I bad?

(perfectly normal childhood with both parents playing a normal role in my upbringing)
1 year ago
Was that a wooden drum he was beating with a wooden stick?
1 year ago
Sounds like half the tools that post drivel on this website. Their religion is a tree. Haven't evolved much.
1 year ago
Mush!
1 year ago
This has got to be a freaking joke. I have seen a lot of idiots in my time but these fruitcakes top it all.

Just for this video I will go and poison some trees with antifreeze just to make them suffer all the while I allow my dog to piss on them.
1 year ago
These people are just as bad as the evangelicals that Palin affiliates herself with!

Someone get me the shotgun, please.

Are these the idiots at Berkeley?
1 year ago
Hippies? Sorry folks, these are not hippies. These are extremist nutjobs. Not representative of 99.9% of "hippies". Extremists exist in all areas though. Ever encounter a true religious extremist. A lot scarier than these people. And more dangerous...
1 year ago
Agreed. Earth First likes to blow things up, (and aren't very good at it, so they've killed several of their members in the process,) not exactly the "peace and love" that hippies are known for...
Let's see how dedicated they really are: let them jump in a wood chipper, knowing their remains will fertilize the old growth trees they cherish.
1 year ago
Why are they wrong to mourn a dead tree? People mourn dead pets, and houseplants are just pets that can't move around or bark or roll over etc. And people are just animals that talk, aren't they? So if you can mourn a person you can mourn a tree. See the logic?
1 year ago
And rocks can be pets, they just aren't alive. Is it wrong to mourn a rock?

Maybe there might be some small difference between mourning a human, and mourning a tree. Don't get me wrong, I like trees. But these reactions are over-the-top, and probably contrived for the camera.

I do think lumber companies should only be chopping down trees they've planted themselves, not the old growth. If corn could live to be 600 years old, we might care more about harvesting it.
1 year ago
Jesus was a carpenter... does that make him a tree serial killer?
1 year ago
Ok so yes when I head up north in my state I am so sad to see trees being cut down for the purpose of some non-needed condos or shopping centers going up. Trees being distinquished for greed I have to say totally pisses me off. But hey, at one time these trees provided most needs to our ancestors. Shelter and food. So say you were to be stranded on an island. Or say on the crappy reality show survivor you need to build a canoe to go out and catch fish for dinner. I live a green lifestyle but hey they are most definately a source of our survival as much as we are to their's. A tree will not live and grow if us humans are not there to care for them in a drought. Ugh I find this video just a little over the top.
1 year ago
I think all the screaming just scares the trees...everyone know you hug trees, ya don't scream around them...it sounds too much like a chain saw to their delicate ears.
3 months ago
As these hippies cry for trees, and whales, I wonder,.....do they mourn the loss of the hundreds of thousands of unborn human children who were brutally slaughtered in this country last year because of legislation that they back? Maybe they should gather around a garbage can in the back of an abortion clinique and weep over the dead bodies of children that never got to live a life. Were they equal to us? What was their personallity like? What was their favorite thing about life? What were they passionate about? A tree will never be able to answer questions like these but those dead children could have. I just can't hear about respect for life from a bunch of murderers.

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