High as F&#k

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6 months ago
Me sooooo FIRRRRST Now every 1 sing along!
6 months ago
FIRST!! Yes!
6 months ago
Missed again...
6 months ago
came home for lunch,,, and bingo! I gets me a first! lol!
This sounds like (Flight of the Concords)? And I like Flight of the concords.
Thanks oh awesome Glumbert!
6 months ago
I guess I'll take SECOND!
6 months ago
No way! Flight of the conchords is soooooooooo much better than this shit!
6 months ago
You nailed it!!! LOL!
6 months ago
All hail the Randall
6 months ago
Yes... (bows) All Hail Randalflagg!
6 months ago
randalflagg like micheal jackson will not be able to withstand stardom. I predict a felony arrest shortly.
6 months ago
LMAO
6 months ago
I'm pitching for the movie rights this minute.
6 months ago
LOLOLOLOL!!!
6 months ago
angryman...do you need some meds? Mine work really really well...no longer upset, angty or stresed out...life is too short..enjoy it. I can recommend a good doctor too.

If you need a life...I believe there is one up for auction on eBay...might want to bid. I put in a proxy.
6 months ago
This makes me want to go out and burn a big fat splif, snort a fat line o toot, slam down a fifth of southern comfort, drop two hits of acid, bake down a few drops of hash oil, crush up some oxycontin and snort em, rub habenero sauce in my eyes, wipe my ass with 50 grit sandpaper, chew aluminum foil while standing in water with a live 60 amp line laying in it, while capping off 40 rounds of .223 tracer as straight up into the air as I can get em, pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....pop.....


Oh wait, I don't do drugs...never mind.
6 months ago
Ok I lied. After seeing yet another "alias" I went out back of the shop and torched up a nice piece of sticky bud....and (cough, cough) I figured it out!

When an alias appears and "meets" the original (henceforth called the anti alias) they don't annihilate each other directly, instead they first fragment into shards. These shards are smaller alias's that occupy two fewer dimensions than the original anti alias and alias's. For instance, if the initial alias and anti alias spanned seven spatial dimensions (D7 alias and anti alias), they fragment into many D5 alias's and anti alias'. These shards, in turn, annihilate into D3 alias's and anti alias' and thence into D1 alias's.

Only at that point do they vanish all together!

The cascade of alias-anti alias annihilation tends to remove original alias's, which easily find their anti alias doppelgangers and so annihilate. Newer alias's such as the D3 and D1 varieties, have greater difficulty bumping into anti alias' in glumbert's vast nine dimensional space.

This process may help explain why most alias's tend to have few dimensions (aka IQ points).

That hurt my brane!
6 months ago
Heeey..I saw that on Star trek!, And stop w/ the bogarting!
6 months ago
hunh? As a recovering English major, I read and understood each and every word you wrote. Then, standing back, I couldn't assemble them into cogent thought.

But....I am impressed, miter. Sorta like matter/anti-matter, eh? And if they meet, nothingness, eh? That's what Cap'n Kirk says. "Give me all you got, Scottie !" "But Capt'n, she's gonna blow....!" "Nothing to lose here, Scottie...if we don't get out of the reach of the glumbertarians, we're lost anyway....give me warp ten....OUT!"
6 months ago
chaz, you'd have to be a "stringlish" major, graduate of "calabi-yau", to make relevance of what came from my "brane" on this rant. Although, you are spot on with your "matter/anti-matter" observance.
6 months ago
uuuhhhmmm huh?
6 months ago
Chaz - would it not be aliai(i?) if plural?
6 months ago
Don't wait for chaz, I'll tell ya,"aliai" would not be plural for alias's and is not a recognized word.
6 months ago
But is alias's wrong too - it should be aliases

Unless whatever we're talking about belongs to Alias, in which case it is alias's... thing.

Right?

But cheers for flagging it ;-)
6 months ago
Shouldn't it be aliai?
6 months ago
see what trouble all these aliaeses'seesiessss'sss cause!
6 months ago
Fakes is easier
6 months ago
Soooooooooo true.
6 months ago
excellent
6 months ago
oh...the video....

forgive me....great tune, but anything that promotes drug usage, sorry...can't support....
6 months ago
Dunno 'bout you Chaz but in Angry's case I FULLY support it

Under close medical supervision of course...
6 months ago
Okay, I could relate to about 90% of the examples here. I like staring at the huge variety of chips at the conveniece store and trying like hell to decide which one to get, while playing it cool so that no one can tell that you are baked, which you obviously are.

That is it. I am voting for the Marijuana Party. Time to get this stuff legal or at least de-criminalized.
6 months ago
There is only one way to handle drugs and that is the Czech way, it's called self preservation, it's up to you if you want to take drugs there, if you do then do if you don't then don't, that way there's no rebellion going on, it works to

bushy balls !
6 months ago
Skid, the only way to handle drugs is to get others to do this for you and deliver them to the door

Much safer
6 months ago
mako

how are you mate, feels like glumbert is full of retards and alias's or aliai, whats happened, two players are missing, adolf/FOF/ and canuck, maybe these guys were the sticky stuff that held everyone together, anyway good day to you
6 months ago
And to you too sir - Canuck MAY, just MAY be still here

Adolf vill be back unter eine different alias I am sure

Keep the Technoviking faith
6 months ago
Drugs will make you happy for a while, but the downside is that either they run out or you go insane. Either way, the only remedy is to get more.
Simple.
Find the one that suits you best - in other words one that puts you totally off your face - and use it until you can't take any more. Then go for counselling or a self-help group or a Buddhist monastery and say you never had a chance.
Get clean for a while, then start again!
Alternatively, don't ever take drugs and criticise people who do from the moral high ground, but be the most boring person they've ever met.
6 months ago
agreed apart from the most boring person ever for not taken drugs statement, that's not true, you get boring people who take drugs and still stay boring,

The pot is boiling i must jump in
6 months ago
You idiot hairypie. want to know why I'm called arseface? Cos I got a face that looks like an arse, that's why. Surgery following benzedrine abuse left me looking like my own buttocks.
Moral? If you want to look like an arse, take drugs.
6 months ago
you're choice, you're fault.

anyway this song is true as fuck.

totally relate to the enitre song.
6 months ago
holy crap! It gets worse!
6 months ago
Listen jerkoff. Contribute or shut up.
6 months ago
Never said it wasn't my fault anonymous.
You relate to this song? How old are you - 12?
Maybe you don't have a face that looks like an arse, but there sure is some shit coming out of your mouth.
Get a life before it's too late.
6 months ago
Give employees yabba and watch staff productivity magnify by 300 percent

Use the profits to give them a health plan and maintain a constant 'Staff Wanted' sign outside the door

The world will be happier place. Well you will be. Your employees will be fucked but taken care of.

Job done
6 months ago
Mako

following up on my earlier posting, after reading more postings, has the stupid bus arrived in glumbert

booyaker
6 months ago
skids, it has, it's full and it's the short bus!
6 months ago
and arrived late - very full
6 months ago
it's now like lord of the flies around here, everyones out of control, there's a small group that have kept their sanity but things are getting tough, rocks are flying around, wild bores are being roasted

ok darling just coming...
6 months ago
No kept sanity here, I'm pissed, I take the day off, to sight in my deer rifle and it's freaking SNOWING!! Sighting in a rifle at 300 yards in the snow is challenging, you can "see" the windage but not the target! At five bucks a bullet (thanks to anti- gun ignorance) this is going to get expensive........but oh, what stress relief!!!!!!! (said with crooked grin and wild eye's)
6 months ago
take it easy Mitercut, remember to love those deer!!

look it's all i have....
6 months ago
Mark out a line 300 yards long (use a laze if you have one and forget windage) and lay two targets, one at 100, one at 300.

Sight them for alignment - roughly of course

Fire for effect at 100, zeroed after two rounds. Laze the best shot through to 300. Remove the 100 yd target, check the laze is zeroed. Fire at the 300 and allow for the art form of windage. I'm guessing you're a master, I ain't!

Takes a bit of walking...Or a son. And an ATV if possible.

Would this help or am I missing something?

That or get a telephoto lens... ;-)

Oh... if it's snowing, stay in! Rum is never dumb
6 months ago
Geez mako, were you out there in the woods watching me? That is so freaky, except for the laser and son (did use laser range finder) I did all of the above!

Rifle was in at 150 last year, took first shot at 100 (looking through spotting scope I was left 1/2", up 1" after two, two clicks right, jumped on ATV moved out to 300, clipped the top left of the x, almost same hole on second shot, I'm good with that, cost me $20 (only) and can't wait for 15th!
6 months ago
Miter - sounds like good shootin there bud!

Yup, I was there in the woods but don't worry, I was a couple of klicks away checking the infrared scope on my Barrett. No rounds. Boy, you can move on that ATV tho...Had to put a real good lead on you to sight the thing properly

Good luck on the 15th for you. On that day I'll be enjoying the first of three days out on the Andaman sea, hopefully hooked into some Sailfish or if really lucky a nice Marlin

;-)
6 months ago
Sounds like a neat trip mako, going anywhere near Barren Island? If so watch out for the volcano! Good luck on your deep sea endeavors and FISH ON!!!!!
6 months ago
Cheers! Won't be going that far out but would love to some other time. Think there's a competition limit on the areas the boats are allowed to fish to make it fair on the slower vessels

Twin volvo pentas pushing out nearly 1000hp mean it's a little unfair on some poor Thai skipper with an isuzu pick up truck engine converted to use in his boat!

That said, I don't mind if I catch nothing!

Last time out I saw Manta rays breaching which I never knew they did; saw a big pod of Pilot whales and on the way in was surrounded by a school of bonito that must have been 800 mt in every direction and saw huge GTs hitting bait fish and turning water to foam (didn't get one of them but hey s'life!)

Three days on the ocean is good for the soul.
6 months ago
miter - I'm going to wing it here, and put in my two cents about hunting.
I myself am not a hunter, only a few women do nowadays, but I think it's rediculous that the entire endeavor is so controlled. Can only hunt certain times, certain days, huge fines if you hunt more than what is rigidly allowed. I do understand that some guidelines had to be put in place, I'm intelligent enough to grasp the reasoning behind it. But for centuries, for all of our history as humans actually, we have been "hunter/gatherers" to survive. It is an instinctive drive to hunt food. I know, most will say that in modern society, it isn't necessary. Not with Price Choppers and Giant Food Marts and Wal Mart Super Stores on every street corner. Personally, I prefer to stroll down the aisle and grab food at random than bundle up and stalk it down. But I guess my point is, if someone wants to hunt, use those animals for food, there shouldn't be all those restrictions. I know there are some who would be assholes and take advantage of unrestrained hunting priveleges. But for the most part, people should be allowed to hunt for food whenever they want. Of course, I'm not saying just fling yourself about at random, trespass on other people's property or anything. But if you have your own land, or there were someplace designated for that purpose for the general public, it should be allowed. And I suppose it sounds like I'm tripping myself up here. Saying there should be less restrictions, yet must be "designated areas". It's a complicated subject I guess. I just wish that there weren't so many rules and regulations involved, no matter what a person wants to do. If it isn't hurting other people, and decent common sense is used, there should be no problem.
Same goes for drug use, a related topic to the video. There are rules, laws, and punishments for using drugs. I think the laws are useless. Those that want to use drugs will do so anyway, they don't care about the laws. Those that don't want to use drugs won't use them, and don't care about the laws either. If pot were a legal drug, I really don't think there would be a huge difference in the number of people using it. And even if there were, what would it matter? It would become a mostly recreational past time, just like alcohol, which is a much more detrimental drug than pot could ever be. And alcohol is perfectly legal, in your own home, and within a reasonable amount while in public.
I'm not a great scholar, I'm not a wonder with words. I don't hunt, and I don't smoke pot. But I don't think people should be so choked with so many restrictions crammed down our throats, in so many areas.
6 months ago
Well said freetobe!

In my neck of the woods, there are many women hunters, I've hunted with two women recently, one of which you would never dream in a million years was a hunter, beautiful, intelligent, successful business owner, (married damn it), the other a young lady (21) that keeps on getting big bucks, her joke is "tell em I'm coming to the buck pole to show em my rack"! Anyway, the rules and regs are a good thing, it's more about deer management and health, than being restrictive toward hunters. Look what happened to the buffalo when there were no restrictions. The whole "tag" or license issue, funds land management and habitat preservation, and that's a good thing. Compare the millions of dollars raised from licensing fee's, just here in Michigan, to the O dollars from all the "anti's" including the hated, deceptive HSUS! All my hunting friends and I, strictly hunt what we eat, and eat what we hunt! A big "trophy" rack would be a nice extra, but not required. I love venison, no hormones, no pesticides, no antibiotics, very low fat and just damn good! One deer will feed me for a year. Here in Michigan there are hundreds of square miles to hunt on public land alone. That being said, there is the DNR! They at times seem more like an income generator for the state, than an enforcer of law. With their petty tickets, and switching of fines. I got busted on the wrong "trail" with my atv, when they found I was (legally) armed with a concealed pistol, they switched the ticket to a "no orv license" infraction (even though I had one) to spare me the gun board (not complaining here) but the point is, the trail was marked for atv's, but their map's had it different, so I lose money! I still respect DNR officers, they have a very tough and dangerous job!

As for drug use...I admit to smoking pot in the 70's (hey I grew up in Ann Arbor) and the legal age for drinking then was 18, but oddly, I had no real want for alcohol. I have lost MANY friends to alcohol, mostly auto crash's, some to alcoholism, but never, ever, any to (illegal) drugs! To me, with alcohol being legal, (don't even get me going on tobacco) it makes no sense at all to have these outdated and barbaric laws on marijuana, but as an income producer for the "state" with confiscation of property and everything else they can find, they make quite the profit! Problem is, they fill the prisons with people that don't belong there, and routinely let out violent criminals due to over crowding! We definitely live in a messed up world, and I can see the "change" or a "new age" coming....and soon! Hang on people it's going to be one hell of a ride!
6 months ago
Hi miter - You said it better than I could. You obviously know more about the subject, being a hunter, and could point out the specific reasons for all the rules. It just seems like there are so damn MANY of them, no matter which way a person turns. In regard to your kids, your car, your home, your property, everything. You wouldn't belive the red tape my brother went through one time just because he wanted to build an addition to his house, and he didn't even have any close neighbors. Anyway.
I think a lot of people, of a certain age, did the pot thing as teenagers. It was the thing to do at the time. I had to admit it to my two oldest kids a couple years ago, when the subject came up. It's nothing I've bothered with in 20 years or so, but I just didn't have it in me to act like I was "perfect" and had never done it when they out and out asked me. Luckily, they took it well, and neither one of them made a habit out of it. Although, I suspect they did try it. They are out on their own now. One of them is in the military, had to pass drug tests to get in, so not much problem there. The other one, I'm pretty sure not much problem there either.
And speaking of losing people to alcohol, those two kids lost their Dad, when they were little. I really wish people would keep in mind that one moment in time can have an outcome that lingers for years, and sometimes forever.
6 months ago
skid
I like the LOTF analogy..I can alomost smell the burning pig meat.
Things do seem to be going off the rails...Oh and skids I myelf love deerhunting but why go to the trouble and cost of sighting in a rifle. just spray and pray ,,,
nothing goes together like booze, speed and firearms
6 months ago
and kids

To help sight the rife when one is too drunk to do so of course... ahem...
6 months ago
although i am a rightwing religious fanatic. in the case of angryman i support
state imposed assisted suicide
6 months ago
let's leave the young ones out of this....the real assholes are the fox news "anchors"....in my village they would be boiled to death in their own vomit..we really do do that..
6 months ago
wrong videeo...
i will be more diligent in the future
4 months ago
I vote this guy for next CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER
3 months ago
got my vote
MUSICAL GENIUS.

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