at first it looked like a clip from an old movie called "extreme machines", the helicopter episode, meaning it would have been edited i.e. fake, but towards the end..i started to wonder.. now i'm not sure.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me-they're cramming for their final exam. George Carlin 1983 , he needed no god, I miss him already
Funny, I read the bible less and less as I get older. I seem to only pick it up to show some knucklehead where what he "believes" is contrary to something actually written in the text.
hey mimic,
I just heard on the radio that Saturday Night Live is doing a special with all the video clips of George on the show over the years. It will air this Saturday night.
My take on the major fuck-up (since I've seen this before)....
Looks as though he landed on something (first mistake), then in trying to get up off it and not realizing he was snared, hit the throttle while pulling up the collective (second mistake) then broke free, the rest is history.
Adolf invented chugwater on his website which basically took the piss out of rednecks. On this basis i believe americansareallidiots = adolfvanker and i also believe badlywipedbuttocks to be part of his alias empire
Hmmmm......
Interesting theory skid.
You may be right, but there are several others worth considering.
My favourite is that 90% of posts on Glumbert are made by 5% of the actual number of people on the site. In other words, most of the traffic is being generated by one or two VERY bored people who have (usually harmless) schizophrenic tendencies and for whom the internet is a magical safety valve for self expression.
I personally have no aliases - whether I am believed on this is of no concern to me, but there it is - it's a fact.
I think Glumbert is a huge, ongoing, surreal work in progress, of absolutely no value, but sometimes a really good laugh.
I think adolf, badbuttocks, americansareidiots, COULD be the product of the same insane mind. But then again, throbber, miter, mako and goldbardeb could also be one person! Who knows?
Even the ones who come across as feeble-minded idiots - infinity and the other illiterates - might actually be the creations of a twisted literary genius.
Oops - I forgot - if you're a literary genius you're making money somewhere and not wasting your time on Glumbert!
Who the hell was godswrath? theprober? honeybadger? elephantseal? angryman? clevelandmudslide? hairypie? Remember all these weirdos?
Maybe they were ME!!!! Or YOU!!!!!
Or maybe they were canuck! Or maybe YOU are canuck!
All I know for sure is that I have a face like an arse.
Oh shit, you are finally getting close to finding out that you are inside a simulation and this "glumbert" site is actually run by an AI that produces all the posts.
why would you arseface waste your time posting such drivel.
We like Popeye are am what we am ! I am canadaman and surprise Mr. zolhiemer for all you bagel loving bastards. OY OY eat a bagel and be happy. Or am I Mrs Z. Maybe I am......................... and maybe I am not.............. LOL
Incidentally, I for one feel privileged to have been communicated with by adolf.
There is absolutely no question that whoever created the aged dictator and his peculiar world is a comic genius, worthy of a far wider audience than Glumbert.
By the way - he's NOT me!!!!
Who the fuck cares who any of you are?
This site is supposed to be for commenting on videos. You guys have all made it something different. It's time Glumbert put a stop to all the childish shit and started taking your comments off. You'd be better on youtube or some other crap site.
Actually, the "5%" of the posters on this site which Arse referred to, far-and-away exceed the intellectual capacity of any mindless cretin found on the Youtube wastelands.
complete We post on glumbert because we are part of this village and I for one enjoy being here , even when I am being trashed or being the thrasher. The videos are OK but butting heads with the likes of canuck1963 for me is totally enjoyable .Even if he is a self serving maniacal egotistical thinks he knows better ,rude , pompous poster ,but i like his style and him .Arseface has turned out to be very entertaining not like infinity[i think you cry to much for attention ] Some of the posters are very informative and some are complete idiots I stay away from commenting on them .My favorites are the prober, adolf, mrs. Z, big bad , mitercut,pacmansex,chuchnorris ,barb [i dream of your large breasts hummm]
I am posting too much .
EVERYONE ON GLUMBERT YOU ARE ALL TIME WASTERS AND GO FUCK YOUR SELVES!!!!
Oh that wasn't me that was my left hand speaking. LOL
me think all these people are different----no one the same----to hard to think it that way-----me only simple cave man-----only need water - food - woman and pet sloth-----this majic window give me look into future-----don't like what I see-----think I'll just hang with big cliff - glorg - blondie and my harem
The accident took place on June 18 at Grenchen airfield in Switzerland. The preliminary report states that the a/c contacted a platform but skidded sideways before tilting over. The pilot was not injured; the a/c was substantially damaged (maybe writeoff?). The German-language report is available here: http://www.bfu.admin.ch/common/pdf/HB-XVB.pdf
Like I said, Looks as though he landed on something (first mistake), then in trying to get up off it and not realizing he was snared, hit the throttle while pulling up the collective (second mistake) then broke free, the rest is history.
arse- i hope you know you seriously hurt my feelings by calling me "feeble-minded". if i used have the words i know it would annoy the piss out of you guys. i tried it for a couple hours. know what i got? the old deer-in-the-headlights look from just about everybody. that, and i had considered you within my group of friends here. i'm guessing that this will either gain more ridicule from you, an apology, or you are just going to ignore it for whatever reason motivate you. i personally can't see how you would come to the conclusion that i am "feeble-minded". my idea of said category is the group including people like em25em, badlywiped, the idiots that create aliases to fuck with other people- you get the gist of it.
completebollocks is right, who cares, there again, i do find all this rather fascinating sometimes, how humans interact on this strange man made forum, where your identity is shrouded.
Arse ; bit hard on Infinity
quantint, you are not yourself, you were certainly not born so strangely, nature has taken a strange twist for your fate , there is still time, go buy an ice cream for an old lady and feel good about something.
arse- the point is i am not. but for you to think that-? really, i expected more. your response had about the same degree of intellect i would expect from a 12 year old. and because of the way you said it.. it doesn't sound like you really regret it because it was unjustified, but because you are irritated at my response, which is even worse.
Right on Arse. But the two most feeble minded are infinity and stutz, closely followed by the twat canuck. No - on second thoughts they are all equally feeble minded! What sport we have with these puny earthlings! Borg'n snorgen borg'n blerry poo fardleskinker!
and canuck- you said arse was " a highly intellectual character" remember that? well fuck it. if he was any more annoying..! hes nearing em25em and badlywiped as far as my pain-in-the-ass-ometer goes.
gygym- question: who are the two girls in your new profile pic? my first guess would be your daughters; but i didn't want to be presumptuous, so i figured i would ask.
oh, and sorry for calling you a "skank". not a royal insult, i know, but still, it kind of broke my commitment to be peaceful, and i felt that i should apologize. sometimes i see someone make an opening like that a i just can't resist a jab. take this as you will; it was sincere, and i believe that that is what matters.
I'm feeling some major negative energy here lately... maybe the equinox, maybe the moon. Maybe just the turmoil the world seems to be in these days... take care of you, and try to stay positive. Peace!
No you little shitbag. What's important is a bit of self analysis insted of self delusion. It is not fun acting "civilly" on this site. What is fun is watching a stupid little cunt like you self implode and spill his brains all over the internet. Since when did you get to decide what this site is about? You are so full of shit that most of the old timers just laugh at you anyway.
actually, no they don't. people on my side: goldbardeb canuck1963 randalflagg skidmarks mimic mitercut billboat mako100
people on your side: NONE.
to put things plainly if i had ANY say in what the site was about, i would likely have back-up on my opinion. the "old-timers" (they don't like being called that, btw) are with ME.
you forget me infinity---big bad is on the side of nice infinity----me crush skull of bad ones----me not like this new bad wiper----his skull will be mine
This is getting better and better - I've actually just creamed my jeans laughing at you! Keep it up. This is the best fun I've had in over five minutes! Ha ha ha ha!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! You should be in a freak show - what a guy! Hee hee hee hee!! It makes being cruel all worthwhile. LOL!!!!!!!
buddy.. i think i laughed harder at your response than vice-versa. you just proved yourself to be an immature little dick head that probably gets picked on at school, beaten by your parents, and in general abused. it shows. i hope you know, arse offended me more with his remark then every bit of scorn you have meaninglessly showed. actually, i'm having a bit of fun myself. mostly because i realize that as soon as your done typing, you probably go watch hentai while having a bit of *ahem* personal fun. really, i can see it perfect. how you look. how you act. really, think about it: you aren't getting a lick of pleasure from any of this. to be sincere, it isn't too late. you still have time to change. but keep going like this, and sooner or later you will be either just another kid that got killed in a car accident after a party, or died of a drug overdoes, or wound up on the street. it isn't too late. you CAN change. and don't bother retorting; you would be wasting your time. fact: im not making fun of you, really. im not even annoyed. you are wasting your time. and now, i will not type a response to anything you say again. spew all you want, won't get you anywhere. there is one thing you can say to make me respond, and there is such a rare chance of you figuring out what that one thing is that it's almost funny. you have the verdict: silence from me. stutz, canuck, i advise the same for you two.
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