Detroit Red Wings are great (there, THAT'S out of the way!):
It's that time again: The Monthly Glumbert Awards (or, as one imaginative soul put it, "The Glummies").
As per the last time we spoke of this, there will be a change this time around: this months winners (and losers), along with whatever FIELD they've been nominated in, will be open to ALL members of Glumbert, and ALL voices with be heard. Nominations either BY, or FOR, an "alias", if found out, will be immediately and summarily disqualified.
I propose that these nominations be canvassed for the period of one week, starting today, to close out on October 8th (on Thanksgiving Day, in Canada....how nicely ironic).
So, if there's no great objections, start your nominations/categories........
Best Bare-All-of-One's Soul Award: Canuck
Best Goes-Down-Swinging Award: Mako
Best Still-the-nicest-guy-deserves a chuck on the shoulder Award: Chaz
Best Tackler of the Dollar that was dragged through the Trailor Park: FearofFlying
Best Self Motivated Baby Batter Producer: Pistaker
Good start. Nicest contributor...Rizamoon Most bizarre ass (but still funny) comments....Ace Best works of original fiction....Podman Most rabid Red Wings fan.........UDB
Well, I don't have my funny hat on tonight, but for funny or insightful reasons (which I just can't come up with right now) I'd like to throw a few names out:
Usedouchebag
Mako
sven666 (just cuz he noticed me, I am a Leo afterall)
Canuck
Billboat
Adolfvanker
of course Randal
Streamline for his verbosity (I think that's a word)
Pistaker
Podman
Please withdraw and reconsider your nominations, re: "FearofFlying" and "Pistaker"; they have proven to be "aliases"; the latter is already a proven alias of My Personal Stalker.
Agree with all of these plus I feel Mr Fustercluck certainly deserves an award for funnies - a slightly different humour to aceinyouface but still cuts through well!
Riza, Adolf, Pistaker, Sven, Skid and Stutz all worthy of funnies even though some may be aliases. Chaz for insight and recipes.
UDB gets my vote for most reformed character award!
And good ol Streamy gets my personal award for unswerving loyalty to his slightly less than bouyant ship
I Will nominate Chaz for his work on his classic Sci fi adaptation of a not yet published Stephen King spoof. Title-(Red Sox beat the Yankees in the A.C.L.S)
A short yet clever story of a man who Fantasizes his baseball team win the world series. But to do this they must beat a much better team!
Set in the present, and filled with all kinds of wonderment and awe.
I will nominate Stream for his role as a young man who befriends a Rock, and then decides to throw his new friend Rock a B-day party.
But having no idea of the age of his new friend he must take a perilous journey through the mystical land of Glumbert. Where he finds all is not as what it first appeared to be!
This nomination goes to Bill B. for his fearless Docudrama. title-(Fighting the Fight) . In a story where a man battles crude and vile villains, only to emerge Victorious!
Then tells of his own courageous story of fighting his own demons. thank you Bill! I suffer from some of those symptoms myself.
now having woke up i have read my posting above and i must say i sound rather gay,
there are some other funny people on here and i think generally everyone is pretty cool,
i think the next thing is glumbert need to organise a glumbert party where we all turn up wearing our name on a t shirt, we can then all stand around looking at our shoes not knowing what the fuck to say and wondering what we are all doing here.
you're find out that someones wears a spiderman suit permanently, another has got a eating disorder, there's bound to be one with a russian internet wife.
The following is a personal experience and has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of the moment. I'm sure no one really gives a shit, so I apologize, but I have to let it out. This morning I found out I DON'T HAVE CANCER...after suffering through two weeks of waiting for a "confirming MRI" appointment, then three days of wait after that...the doctor calls (generally not a good sign) and says "well good news the ct scan was incorrect, there are NOT two tumors in your gut"! Let me tell you, what a weird mind set you get when you're told that, time is short for you. I had a melanoma removed last year so I'm obviously paranoid. Crap, I don't mean to spill personal shit here, but the point I want to make is, if you get a ct scan with alarming results, it's not a sure thing until you get a ride in a liquid helium powered, cryogenic, super conducting, radio wave pulsing, loud as all heck medical miracle...the MRI!
I got the doctors call at 8:15 am, sitting in my tree stand in the heavy fog, with a nice BIG 8 point buck approaching with the wind, at what the laser range finder says is 35 yards. He stands there, as if waiting for me to finish my call, (or listening to me) and when I finish the call, I slowly bring up my bow, put my holo sight on him, draw my arrow back and then....I let him go. I have a new view of things. Was it two weeks of reflection, divine intervention, thrill of the moment, will I do that when it's a 12 point trophy monster? For now, I will hunt with my camera, life is too precious, and too easily snuffed out. Gezz I really am getting soft!
Thanks randal, got a few 30 rnd mag's of .223 laying around that could use some rapid removal, not to mention some very large binary exploding targets to celebrate! Thanks for the idea! (going to be some pissed off bow hunters in the woods) lol
...way to go, Mitre...way to go! Good that you reacted that way...if only for that one moment. Life is precious. Thank God for that, and your clean bill of health.
Congratulations....by the way I know why you posted this....and why so many of us post important shit....cuz you know we give a shit....and we're here for all of us...should i sing kum by ya now...anyhow, and the info you're passing on is invaluable.....oh and back to the other topic.....HOW COULD I FORGET FUSTERCLUCK....soooo nominated.
Mitre.................. Sometimes the world gives back. Glad you're on the receiving end! You know folks, this has to be an infectious site. It brings out the honesty in me and others. Keep it coming! We all need an outlet.
At this point I am laughing at all of Canuck's posts. He could say the dumbest things and the Red Wings tab keeps cracking me up. He could call me a fucking douchebag, and I will be rolling when I see the Red Wings are great.
Just thought I'd experiment and lay low/silent for a while. Sure enough, canuck can't let it go and has to mention ME (see above) when unsolicited. What could the rationale for this be? Proves that he definitely wants the attention (which by the way is why he does theater and why he divulges so much personal info on here).
Throb, an honest comment. I hold no ill will towards you,hell, I don't even know you, but I bet (if you drop the BS) you would find that we're ALL a pretty good bunch here. Try it on. It feels good.
Throbber, so now you're pistaker? I hate to say it, but I agree with canuck and billy on this alias sham. It's VERY old.
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simantix 4 days ago
Like I said he is just an ignorant little child speaking about things he does not comprehend while attempting to get some attention from people he doesn't even know over the internet.
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canuck1963 3 days ago
See that, Barney?
He fucked up YET again, by not being able to keep track of all of his dumb aliases.
I'm telling you...this individual ain't right in the head.
You didn't hear about it? It's been all in the news that Toronto is the only team in the NHL that is an all ladies team.
They win some games as the male teams are too dazed by staring at their backsides. Once they figure out the game than they can shut them out without a problem.
Ummmm.....(using the format of my very 1st post, which I only just realized as I typed ummmm.....weird, anyhow,).....Shouldn't we be bashing the Vancouver Canucks.....ever since we got our asses kicked by the Calgary Flames (or phlegms as I used to call them) years ago I have hung my head in shame and refused to keep up on their progress.....anyone know how we're doin' cuz I don't.....look forward to the bashing.
An interesting stat I just looked up for their first 8 games.
Losses to: San Jose X 2 and Anaheim X 2
Wins: Calgary X2 and Edmonton X 2
If I were to go off on a Canada hockey bashing tirade here it is:
Vancouver can't beat a US team (although usually made up of foreigners) however they can beat their own Canadian rivals. (Insert multiple bashing jokes here).
Psssstttttt. Here's a little advice. When the Red Wings play them on October 24 and 28 put your money on the Wings.
Here's a bit of further advice: If the anucks were to play the girls Egyptian Holy Catholic School's hockey team - put your money on the Egyptian girls.
I apologize for my absence these past weeks as I have been putting down a laminate floor, and I refuse to lay it down until I remove every last squeak from the decking. The squeaks drive me nuts! Miter any suggestions?
Also as I see it:
canuck - The glue that keeps us going on Glumbert. Mako - IQ = 145 maybe? Billboat - Courage under fire, and silver star for returning to battle. Streamlined - If the passport to Heaven is unwavering faith, he's got a ticket. TheBug - Got to admire a fellow science guy. Miter - For courage to even step into a hospital, and come out alive. JustMe and Riza - For sticking it out with all of the guys. UDB - For being a unholy apostate of the Great Squirrel. Throb - The Bird dog award for unabashed unrelenting persistence.
I have missed many, but my memory is going, and each day is really becoming a 'New Day', so that's all for now.
Good to see you Pod!! I just finished laying down a hard wood floor pre finish 3/4 inch red oak. for that floor it was inch and5/8 dry wall screws for the sub floor then construction paper shot down w/ a staple gun! But w/ laminate floor it would be screwing the sub floor down good and tight followed by a even application of glue. Now that you back please follow me in a opening chores of .......... PERDOINK,KAPOB,OIYTERK,SKEERRDOY!!:)
Thanks for the kind sentiments, Podster (Red Wings are great), because at this juncture (Red Wings are great) I need all the sympathy (Red Wings are great) and understanding (Red Wings are great) I can get right about now (Red Wings are great).
After all this is over (Red Wings are great), if I EVER see another red hockey jersey (Red Wings are great) with that fucking asshole single wing (Red Wings are great) sticking out of that goddamn fuckin' stupid single wheel (Red Wings are great), I swear I'll massacre that whole shitty, godforsaken team (Red Wings are great).
C- I guess it's up to you(after all, you initiated the Glumbert Awards or Glummies) to tally the nominations and render this months verdict. BTW, where's fustercluck gone?
By the time this is over, Canuck will be wearing a Red Wing jersey on it proudly displaying the number 5 - Nicklas Lidstrom number.
He will also have one of the those suction cup flags that will be proudly mounted on his window with a Red Wing bumper sticker. He will dye his hair red with a white stripe when he goes to their next game.
He will be the only one in the "home" team section sporting his regalia when they play again in February.
Hell, he'll probably even get a tattoo over his chest and back that resembles a Red Wing jersey. You should go ahead and pull Yzerman out of retirement for tattoo's sake.
Repeat after me, "I love the Red Wings. I officially denounce my allegiance to the Maple Leafs."
Let it be done and you may be accepted into Red Wing society.
Thanks C, R, B, etc, - But I'm only about 1/3 of the way into my flooring project. I will try the screws to get rid of the squeaks. I also jacked up the center of my house by 1 1/2 inches yesterday. Screws and glues today.
Now don't throbs actions contradict your obsession theory canuck? If it were true, wouldn't he behave in such a way as to facilitate continued dialog with you versus shutting it down (driving you back to radio silence)? Perhaps he's the one pulling the strings - the ability to tur you on again/off again?
canuck1963 6 days ago
Go read what I wrote.
I wasn't kidding.
At all.
barnsleyfc 6 days ago
I did. Pushing someone away just isn't indicative of obsessive behavior.
canuck1963 5 days ago
Are you fucking stupid? Or did you have to take a course in it?
I'M pushing HIM away because HE'S an obssessive, unstable person.
And the reason YOU can't see that, is because you're just as unstable or you ARE him. It doesen't matter.
Either way, your comment was pretty asinine, and oblivious.
barnsleyfc 5 days ago
Read my last two posts again you stupid, stupid idiot. I'm talking about HIM pushing YOU away into radio silence.
No if that's not a classic case of only seeing things through a small, self-absorbed prism, I don't know what is. Where was te acknowledgement of yet another error by the way??
O.k here goes all the names C you figure out what goes to whom!
Pod,mako,Riza,Bill,Chaz,stream,UDB,Bug,Skids,Adolf,Rabz,Miter,Throb,fuster,FOF,Iwboy. Forgive me if 1 or two of those name may be an alias or if I forgot someone. As for the awards given! (positive or negative you decide!!
And who can forget the ring leader, The man of wit and good humor, the creator of madness and mayhem....... the Canuck him self!!!LOL
I have received two glummies already and my trophy room is packed from all the other ones I stole at the last awards party. I stole them when the old ladies who tried crashing the party created a perfect diversion. Thank you lemon party ladies!!!!
someone should call the tv station at the end, and tell them.... "HERE'S A TIP!! QUIT THE STUPID PROGRAMMING.... FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY I'M TIRED OF IT!!"
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