I can think of a few uses....Lets see I can get the coffee colonic and then on this to stir it up for a bit.
They need to make a toilet seat version so I can get a gyrating lumpkin. God if the woman isn't in tune with the gyration I may become half the man I used to be.
Vacuum is an absence of pressure. Pressure pushes a wing into the lack of pressure above the wing, which is due to the shape of the wing. Which is half a venturi, for those motor heads out there.
Also, cold is the absence of heat. Same principle. kind of. In that the absence of something is misinterpreted as the presence of something else. Make sense? Does to me in my Nyquil addled brain, due to the bug that is going around right now.
Air is a fluid. If you can cause the air to move rapidly on one side of a surface, the pressure on that side of the surface is less than that on its other side. In motion, air hits the leading edge (front edge) of the wing. Some of the air moves under the wing, and some of it goes over the top. The air moving over the top of the curved wing must travel farther to reach the back of the wing; consequently it must travel faster than the air moving under the wing. Therefore the air pressure on the top of the wing is less than that on the bottom of the wing. This is known as "Bernoulli's principle".
The venturi effect is more like a Bernoulli's principle in a pipe or enclosed space, like a Holley quad double pumper pouring a gallon a minute down the chute into a Edlebrock intake....but since your're on Nyquill, it sounds good to me!
Streamlined, planes fly upside down by changing the shape of the wings with flaps which would make the air travel farther along the bottom of the wing, which would create a low pressure on the bottom of the wing as opposed to the top, which would allow it to fly upside down. And gymyg, planes can't really fly sideways, if they stayed sideways for long they would fall out of the sky. Also Mitercut said fluid not liquid, all gasses and liquids are classified as fluids. I'm not trying to nitpick stuff; this is just a lot more interesting than work. That might make me a nerd but at least I… um … damn. Oh well.
You don't even need to change the geometry of your wing to fly upside down, AOA or Angle of Attack is the solution here. Depending on the angle at which the air hits the wing you can get positive lift from an inverted wing, though usually at lower efficiency due to higher drag.
Boss, I need a hawaii chair. Can I get reimbursement?
Answer if you are a man or unattractive woman: No Fucking way.
Answer if you are a hot woman: I'll pay for it myself.
I have a hard time deciding on a thumbs up or down on this vid.
It's such crock, but it is one of the very few vids on Glumbert that made me laugh, so I guess it's an upper.
Wow people are stupid cattle sometimes. I like the part where that one chick said she was almost there, hmmmmm maybe she is facing the wrong way on that chair.
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