That's the problem with humour being subjective, I suppose.
As for your question......it's a good one. Can't says I've ever been asked that one before. And I'll answer it. Just trying to figure out a way of spelling it out as accurately as possible.
Men with problems about their penis size perform dardevil acts.
The most daring thing I have ever done is to expose myself at a Quakers' summer camp. There was a sort of stunned silence, then I was ejected from the premises, but I think I made my point.
About a week later, I got a phone message from a Quaker woman who said she wanted to have my babies. Unfortunately, I thought she looked like a walrus and didn't reply.
remind me of crossing fallen tree over deep gourge---me and big cliff stop to pee there--he always say--water cold--me say--ya deep too but watch out for Razorback Sucker--it a bait stealer---big cliff know this already--that why he not know water deep
....but the GGB Authority fired Cochise anyway...even though Thanksgiving wasn't this particular man's holiday, they believed this high-altitude worker was far more fearless than their liability insurance carriers anticipated. He had to go, or the tolls needed to be doubled. Arnond made the decision.
He went on to scale other notable heights, however, including Bush's stupidity, Brittney Spear's vacuousness, and Cheney's incredibly stratospheric chutzpah. He has been paused at the daunting level he'd have to ascend to surmount Canuck's ego and/or Infinity's cluelessness, but many are sure he can do it.
Surely to come, should he survive those challenges, will be to overcome Michael Jordan's feelings of relevance, Simon Cowell's sense of taste, and Bill Clinton's belief that anything he says matters.
Canuck -
You are a total prick. We all know this, but people make allowances for you becaues they think you somehow embody the spirit of Glumbert.
Actually, you are a fat stupid Canadian with nothing better to do than rant.
Comments (29)
To post a comment, you need to login or signup.