Army considers Gay Bomb

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11 months ago
Yeah, I'm the first. Hoooray for me I'm super super super cool.
11 months ago
I think they tried on San Francisco first then New York and other parts of other American cities.
11 months ago
Oh sssthop you bitch Pentagonians.
11 months ago
How offensive is it really? No matter how they worked it out if you could make your enemy so sexually arroused that they took it out on each other or the locals it would have achieved the objective of breaking down unit coheasiveness without it being leathal. Seems to be a laudable goal to me.
Make Love, Not War!
11 months ago
how is this bad?
11 months ago
I'm only offended cause it's politically correct to be so. Oh, oh, oh, such a horrible terrible thing. Oh, I'm ssssthooooo hurt. My feelings are so hurt. Oh deary me. Attack Queens atttack!!! Hit them with your high heels and lacy bras!!! Attack the pentago with your stilletos.
11 months ago
How is this offensive? It's basically a non-lethal chemical weapon. It wouldn't turn them permanently gay, it would disorient and distract them for a long enough time for us to either kill them or force a surrender. It would only be lethal if the enemy soldiers started getting jealous and started killing each other which isn't that bad either.
11 months ago
All I can say is it must have been a REALLY slow news day.
11 months ago
A huge element that a lot of people are missing here is the fact that Islam (sorry abotu being so general about who our enemy is) STRICTLY outlaws homosexual behaviour. Failling to work with these conditions will get you killed in certain parts of the Middle East where these religious radicals reside. An aphrodesiac liek this would turn the enemy against their very morals and teachings. Thusly teh loose their morale drastically. It does sound like an awesome prank idea though... Haha
11 months ago
LMFAO!! Hey Pentagon, tell ya what--why don't you let some of us invite the enemy to a "Blue Party" and have them defect once they realize how gay men can throw great parties.
11 months ago
Maybe they stopped research because they know that weapons have a way of turning up in enemy hands and they wouldnt want to used on them? This story is very old btw.
11 months ago
OMG. Wow. The guy can't even hardly say it...
11 months ago
its not even bad or offensive or anything. its just a biochemical weapon where, instead of spilling blood, just makes the soldiers have a sudden uncontrollable sexual urge, which is probably really distracting on the battlefield. i think its a novel idea. its not like it turns them gay, it just temporarily incapacitates them.
11 months ago
Oooga! Get out!
11 months ago
retarded...
11 months ago
How truly f*cking bizarre!
And to know that people are paid to create such nonsense makes me ashamed to be an American. No wonder the world makes fun of us.
11 months ago
fake
key word "if" it caused....
if if if
they would probably be super straight.
11 months ago
The key to this weapon would be tuning it to affect only approx 30% to 50% of the troops. Then the in-fighting between troops would disable the force's effectiveness. No matter what ideology/nationality, combat troops hate fags.
11 months ago
Wait, are they also working on a gaydar as well to protect our troops from the gay bomb?

and we pay these dumb idiots to build weapons for us.
11 months ago
I think they should have a neutering bomb......
11 months ago
I AGREE WITH YOU 100%!!!! YOU COULDN'T BE MORE RIGHT!!
11 months ago
I think we finally know what happened to Hollywood now!
11 months ago
LOL YOU SAID IT THEN!!
11 months ago
Test it on D.C. LOL
11 months ago
THERE ARE ENOUGH QUEERS IN THE WORLD WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE!!
10 months ago
Like, you're all fuckin' kidding me, right?

7 million taxpayer bucks spent on researching this "weapon"......and no one flips out about it?

Holy fuck, America. If you got so fuckin' much money to burn, then toss it up here. I at least guarantee you results with it. Trust me.

Jesus H. Christ-On-His-Throne.
10 months ago
Canuck, GTF out of here and get a life.
9 months ago
I used the gay bomb for an excuse for blowing all those truckers last weekend
6 months ago
Would be friggin hilarious to go out into battle and run into 1000 Iraqi soldiers screwing each other. How do you handle this? Shoot or interuppt them?

Hell they may even go after camels.
5 months ago
Is the gay rights guy at the end dumb or what? He should really understand the idea before he complains that it suggests that gays are incompetent. The point of the bomb is to make them want to fuck the shit out of each other, not make them wear pink.
gaybomb=funny war
3 months ago
I thought he was going to start sucking on the microphone.

That "gay bomb" idea would probably work well. It would start to break down their system. Why do you think the U.S. army fefuses to recruit openly gay people? Not because anybody "hates" them, but because it would start to break down the system. It's a big distraction.
1 month ago
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