OH MY GOD!!!!! Gary England doesn't broadcast where I live!!!!! I don't wana die!!! Where does Gary England broadcast at? I need to move there so I don't die!!!
The next commercial will be at a funeral where a Mom is burying a child killed during a tornado and wailing out, "I should have listened to Gary England! Oh Dear God, take me now!!"
That, sir, would be an accurate statement!! But it wouldn't be HIS money as much as it is the corporation that owns the station, the state newspaper, and a few other Oklahoma media outlets. They're the Big Boys out here.
If you live in OK you know Gary England isn't trying to scare you, he's trying to save your life. All the morons that talk shit about him will be blessed with many tornadoes and no Gary England. May they RIP.
If you don't think like me you are wrong. I wouldn't go so far as killing you unless the de-programming didn't work. We're getting an 85% success rate from that so no worries. :)
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