Jim Gaffigan loves bacon

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First:gymyg
2 years ago
1st how did this happen
2 years ago
It happened because of your lack of commas so now you are lackless in the comma-esque world also you don't put 1st in a proper sentence it would be first okay
2 years ago
Seriously Brunste. You are lacking in commas yourself, yet you have the gall to correct someone. I hate when people come out and correct others on minor flaws. I will be a jackass or rightfully the douchebag I am, and correct this retard. I can't even state that you have a run-on sentence, because you have no punctuation whatsoever.

Piss off!
2 years ago
Brunste!!

"I done, wen't to dot:and dash, school"`~And,,,I^anybody know*s w'here to put dem dar dot's
2 years ago
And!! (dashes,./ ? it's Me{here"!otay?.,
2 years ago
This guy is one of my favorities, very funny.
2 years ago
Very good Nice upload glumbert. For a while there it was getting all a bit earnest More bacon related posts pls.
2 years ago
Hilarious
2 years ago
Hot Pocket!!
2 years ago
hot pockets is his best
2 years ago
I love that one
2 years ago
mmmm...bacon...

hey waitaminit
2 years ago
After watching the chicken fried bacon clip, my friends and I got a fry daddy and tried it. We used chik-fry. It was heaven. I had a stroke in mid - chew, but it was worth it....
2 years ago
Hey, wait a minute.... Don't Canadians eat back-bacon????
2 years ago
Common misconception. We Canadians love ALL bacon equally. mmmmmmmmmm, crap, now I'm hungry.
2 years ago
You got bacon flavored beer way up yonder?
2 years ago
It's on the way.

(Red Wings are great)
2 years ago
Canadian martini - Beer (at least 8% alcohol) with a strip of bacon on a toothpick and sprinkled with bacon bits.
2 years ago
I'm Canadian, and it marvels me what % of this board is Canadian, I've been here for a couple months now, maybe four? Before the comments anyways, and I have been coming back because no matter what video Glumbert puts up on this site (love you Glumbert, have my man-children) I still come back.

But as a Canadian, I can say that Syrup and Bacon is probably the best two things ever.

A pound of Maple bacon is also good for your heart!

(Good, in that if detrimental means good)
2 years ago
Canadian Tequila has a qtr lb of furry fat back in the bottom instead of a worm.

Hard core shit I tell ya!
2 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......bacon.....mmmmmmmmmm!
2 years ago
Bacon is the greatest thing in life. I would marry bacon if I could - thought that could get messy.
2 years ago
I never realized just how great bacon was, til now. All I could think was "I want bacon!! Right now! Gotta have some!" I'm very suggestible it seems.
Anyway, I do laugh most times when I hear this guy. Guess he's decent at his job.
2 years ago
What do you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by it's radius?

Pumpkin Pi.

Heil Skvirrel!
All Hail Technoviking!
2 years ago
Now Sven - THAT'S exactly the kind of inanity that works a treat! Love it!

LOL
2 years ago
Awesome!
2 years ago
mmmmmmmmm.........bacon(sven)bacon......mmmmmmm!
2 years ago
bacon, native tomatos and vermont cheddar on toast,,,,,,,I'm going home for lunch.
2 years ago
A man can marry a slab of Bacon in the state of New Jersey. The slab however must weigh no less then fifteen lb.s !

Oh,, and Douche! Don't get any Ideas about moving here! All the Bacon is spoken for.
2 years ago
RF - you know a place called Sparta?
2 years ago
So what your saying is that are Jersey girls are pigs. Hmmmm.......I'll pass and stay where I am.
2 years ago
So what your saying is that ALL Jersey girls are pigs. Hmmmm.......I'll pass and stay where I am.
2 years ago
Mako, yes i have seen it on road signs and on local billings for this and that, but have never been to the township.
Its off rt.80 west then 15 north. About forty five or fifty Min: away from me.
Supposed to real pretty piece of earth up also.
2 years ago
Dam!! It seems I am saying that!!! WEll HA! The wife will never see it!:)
2 years ago
New Jersey: We make Pennsylvania look good
2 years ago
mmmmmmm......bacon (randal, rabz, billboat, mako, douche, throb, justme, canuck) more bacon mmmmmmm (podman, chaz bacon podman, bacon chaz, bacon) mmmmmmm bacon!!!!! my sincere regrets to anyone i left out in my baconfest............no, really.....I have a poor memory........oops, glumbert, bacon, bacon, bacon, glumbert, perogies, glumbert perogies with onions and sour cream and bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaacccccccccooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
2 years ago
Could never understand why they called NJ the armpit of America when I was in Sparta. Beautiful place

Of course when I got to see a bit more of the state there were some parts that weren't as picturesque! LOL!

They weren't as big on bacon as they shoulda been though...

Go Riza!
2 years ago
mmmmmmmm.........bacon, mako, bacon, mako, bacon mako......I'm getting dizzy now......fuk it......bacon, mako, bacon, mako, bacon......tenderloin....mako......pork chops.....mako....dijon mustard....mako.........ggggrrrraaaaavvvvvveeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!......and goodnight w/ xtra cheese!
2 years ago
And!! (dashes,./ ? it's Me{here"!otay?.,
2 years ago
I thought you forgot me....aw shucks....I reserve bacon wrapped {SCALLOPS} for you.....nothing eclipses bacon wrapped scallops ever...so in the spirit of sienfeld.............bacon....baconscallop....bacon....bacon....scallop....onion....scallop....onion....bacon...bacon....baconscallop....baconscallopbaconscallopbaconscallop......tiiiiiiggggggerrrrrprrrrawwwwwnnnnn.........ahhhhhh!
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