Jim Gaffigan loves bacon

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First:gymyg
1 year ago
1st how did this happen
1 year ago
It happened because of your lack of commas so now you are lackless in the comma-esque world also you don't put 1st in a proper sentence it would be first okay
1 year ago
Seriously Brunste. You are lacking in commas yourself, yet you have the gall to correct someone. I hate when people come out and correct others on minor flaws. I will be a jackass or rightfully the douchebag I am, and correct this retard. I can't even state that you have a run-on sentence, because you have no punctuation whatsoever.

Piss off!
1 year ago
Brunste!!

"I done, wen't to dot:and dash, school"`~And,,,I^anybody know*s w'here to put dem dar dot's
1 year ago
And!! (dashes,./ ? it's Me{here"!otay?.,
1 year ago
This guy is one of my favorities, very funny.
1 year ago
Very good Nice upload glumbert. For a while there it was getting all a bit earnest More bacon related posts pls.
1 year ago
Hilarious
1 year ago
Hot Pocket!!
1 year ago
hot pockets is his best
1 year ago
I love that one
1 year ago
mmmm...bacon...

hey waitaminit
1 year ago
After watching the chicken fried bacon clip, my friends and I got a fry daddy and tried it. We used chik-fry. It was heaven. I had a stroke in mid - chew, but it was worth it....
1 year ago
Hey, wait a minute.... Don't Canadians eat back-bacon????
1 year ago
Common misconception. We Canadians love ALL bacon equally. mmmmmmmmmm, crap, now I'm hungry.
1 year ago
You got bacon flavored beer way up yonder?
1 year ago
It's on the way.

(Red Wings are great)
1 year ago
Canadian martini - Beer (at least 8% alcohol) with a strip of bacon on a toothpick and sprinkled with bacon bits.
1 year ago
I'm Canadian, and it marvels me what % of this board is Canadian, I've been here for a couple months now, maybe four? Before the comments anyways, and I have been coming back because no matter what video Glumbert puts up on this site (love you Glumbert, have my man-children) I still come back.

But as a Canadian, I can say that Syrup and Bacon is probably the best two things ever.

A pound of Maple bacon is also good for your heart!

(Good, in that if detrimental means good)
1 year ago
Canadian Tequila has a qtr lb of furry fat back in the bottom instead of a worm.

Hard core shit I tell ya!
1 year ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......bacon.....mmmmmmmmmm!
1 year ago
Bacon is the greatest thing in life. I would marry bacon if I could - thought that could get messy.
1 year ago
I never realized just how great bacon was, til now. All I could think was "I want bacon!! Right now! Gotta have some!" I'm very suggestible it seems.
Anyway, I do laugh most times when I hear this guy. Guess he's decent at his job.
1 year ago
What do you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by it's radius?

Pumpkin Pi.

Heil Skvirrel!
All Hail Technoviking!
1 year ago
Now Sven - THAT'S exactly the kind of inanity that works a treat! Love it!

LOL
1 year ago
Awesome!
1 year ago
mmmmmmmmm.........bacon(sven)bacon......mmmmmmm!
1 year ago
bacon, native tomatos and vermont cheddar on toast,,,,,,,I'm going home for lunch.
1 year ago
A man can marry a slab of Bacon in the state of New Jersey. The slab however must weigh no less then fifteen lb.s !

Oh,, and Douche! Don't get any Ideas about moving here! All the Bacon is spoken for.
1 year ago
RF - you know a place called Sparta?
1 year ago
So what your saying is that are Jersey girls are pigs. Hmmmm.......I'll pass and stay where I am.
1 year ago
So what your saying is that ALL Jersey girls are pigs. Hmmmm.......I'll pass and stay where I am.
1 year ago
Mako, yes i have seen it on road signs and on local billings for this and that, but have never been to the township.
Its off rt.80 west then 15 north. About forty five or fifty Min: away from me.
Supposed to real pretty piece of earth up also.
1 year ago
Dam!! It seems I am saying that!!! WEll HA! The wife will never see it!:)
1 year ago
New Jersey: We make Pennsylvania look good
1 year ago
mmmmmmm......bacon (randal, rabz, billboat, mako, douche, throb, justme, canuck) more bacon mmmmmmm (podman, chaz bacon podman, bacon chaz, bacon) mmmmmmm bacon!!!!! my sincere regrets to anyone i left out in my baconfest............no, really.....I have a poor memory........oops, glumbert, bacon, bacon, bacon, glumbert, perogies, glumbert perogies with onions and sour cream and bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaacccccccccooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
1 year ago
Could never understand why they called NJ the armpit of America when I was in Sparta. Beautiful place

Of course when I got to see a bit more of the state there were some parts that weren't as picturesque! LOL!

They weren't as big on bacon as they shoulda been though...

Go Riza!
1 year ago
mmmmmmmm.........bacon, mako, bacon, mako, bacon mako......I'm getting dizzy now......fuk it......bacon, mako, bacon, mako, bacon......tenderloin....mako......pork chops.....mako....dijon mustard....mako.........ggggrrrraaaaavvvvvveeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!......and goodnight w/ xtra cheese!
1 year ago
And!! (dashes,./ ? it's Me{here"!otay?.,
1 year ago
I thought you forgot me....aw shucks....I reserve bacon wrapped {SCALLOPS} for you.....nothing eclipses bacon wrapped scallops ever...so in the spirit of sienfeld.............bacon....baconscallop....bacon....bacon....scallop....onion....scallop....onion....bacon...bacon....baconscallop....baconscallopbaconscallopbaconscallop......tiiiiiiggggggerrrrrprrrrawwwwwnnnnn.........ahhhhhh!

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