I wasn't 100% sure, but today has proven it. Glumbert is dead. Save yourself some time (and avoid the constant bickering). Goto: http://digg.com/videos/popular/24hours
The Colliseum, the Vatican, the Via Appia... Naw! Let's piss away our camcorder footage of this cultural epicenter on some drunken gipsy in a fountain. She's probably going to tape over it anyway to record some "Dukes of Hazard" reunion in Branson.
My favorite part is where he tosses the coin before jumping. For those who don't know it's a tradition of the Trevi fountain, toss a coin over your shoulder as a sign of returning some day... Meaning this stunt will be repeated.
jesushbush: stupid, ridiculous name = nutjob Tool and intellectually sub-par
douchebag: same as previous
pcracist: same as previous
Throbmystick/susanvi: A dumb Plank (made to be drilled/screwed by said tools)
And on a brighter note....the Glumbert Awards for Wit, Creativity, Humor and over-all constructive contribution to any given topic/thread:
Randl: Keeps me in stitches
Billboat: Dry wit, coupled with sincerity when opportunity requires it
Podman: Good use of sarcasm at times in getting his point across, writes from genuine belief
streamlined: completely opposite views to most of this site, BUT, has and CAN put forth a decent argument for his point of view; provided a terrific fencing-and-jousting competition; tended to slide a bit into the name-calling territory, but avoided it overall. Very enjoyable.
imthebigbadwolf: Decent-sounding fellow; focussed viewpoints; not contributing as often as I'd like to see.
mako100: relative newcomer to my attention; demonstrated a good-natured sense of humor; logical, concise arguments, based on apparent well-travelled experiences, and varied observations from same; seems to have to ability to parry-pivot-and-thrust as good as anyone.
leafforlife: relatively recent to my attention; seems a decent enough sort; already has posted rebuke to one of the Tools; gets kudos for that alone.
aceinyourface: actually cracks me up at times (a pity his profanity gets in the way; makes trying to figure his viewpoint a little harder...but still...very funny sometimes)
canuck1963: A nice guy; a swell guy; a smart guy; what's not to like?
Okay. That's it. Show's over. Gala winners to the Party Room, and bring your awards.
The Tools can basically make for the exit, and scram.
I'm sure there's a basket-weaving contest happening out there somewhere, that will be more suited to your.....ahhhh....intellectual levels.
Who made you talent scout, canuck? You fan the flames just as much as anybody else in here and then you sit back and watch it burn. Why don't you try to be a part of the solution instead of continuing to be a major part of the problem?
Your lighter is probably next to your head, which my guess is that is lodged somewhere between your rectum and duodenum. Hope you can find it.
Now then Devious to answer why Canuck is unable to be part of the solution is that as a young boy he was repeatedly molested by the father figures in his life. This in turn has caused several psychological disorders that has altered his sense of reality. One of those disorders is that he is obsessive compulsive. The obsession is that he visualizes himself as being much more intelligent than he really is which plays key to his compulsive disorder. The compulsion is acted out through Glumberts by furiously typing away after taking the time to provide "dissertation level research" an issue, however his intellect is nothing short of him spurting verbal diarhhea that freely flows as if one had multiple gas station burritos and draft beer the night before. Sprinkled in with a little bit of mental retardation and Autism, you have the great, fabulous, wonderful, our intellectual superior and the man we should all worship - Canuck1963.
Ahh the hell with it. If you don't stroke his ego then in his eyes your idiots. Maybe him and his buddies should go stroke each other.
(Hmmm......I think I hear a commotion in the outer lobby; ah, yes; one of the Inferior Ones has tried to gain entry, and spoil this lovely awards party; I get on my intercom):
"Yo! Rocco!! We got a turd in the lobby, that came in with his own putrid stink; take'um outside, and remind him what missing his knee-caps is like."
I wouldn't dare get into a battle of wits with you, canuck. I am but a mere mortal and relish every chance I get to bask in your glow. Don't worry, I'm not a threat to you.
Now THAT...is actually quite funny....sarcastic...yet subtle; bold....yet-not-rude; just the right touch of a humiliating jab...but not enough to be malicious or mean-spirited.
I like it.
Just don't be selling any Soylent Green at my party.
Because Soylent Green is MADE OUT OF PEOPLLLLLLE!!!!!
(-----from "Soylent Green, copyright MGM, 1973, starring Charlton Heston and, in his last screen appearance, the late great Edward G. Robinson; fine actors in a very underrated motion picture)
Yo! Rocco! Is that turd still out there?? And did he actually muck-up my compliment towards Mr. Devious??? Okay. That's it. Call Vinnie. When he gets down there, I want the two of you to forget about his knee-caps, and just stuff'um in the crab-cooler, next to the scampi. And I give you each a $50.00 bonus for each of his teeth you bring me.
(rumor has it, that "justjill" will be jumping out of a cake at the par-tay, and will then put on a show with a Shetland Pony for our morbid amusement.)
Pleae don't involve me in this nonsense. As far as I can tell, you're all just as rude and spiteful as each other - canadian, american, whatever the case may be.
----("Logan's Run", copyright MGM, 1977; starring Michael York, Jenny Agutter, Richard Jordan and Peter Ustinov; fine actors in a superb sci-fi masterpiece)
Through the superlative use of my vast, all-encompassing and finely-tuned investigative techniques, I have now obtained the exact addys and specs on every single one of the Basket Weaving Inc. group.
"And I must incinerate them....pig after after pig.....cow after cow....village after village...."
(----from "Apocalypse Now", copyright 1979; dialogue by Marlon Brando as Col. Walter E. Kurtz, also starring Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall and Lawrence Fishburne; a grand epic, to be sure)
That all goes back to his mental disorders. Psychologists use tricks when dealing with people with multiple personalities. They try to wall off the past afflictions that cause the psychological (repeated molestings in his case). However, what they did not expect is that they opened a new chasm in his liquid fecal brain that is perpetuated by his obsessive compulsive disorder. His disorder is commonly known as manic depressive. They have narrowed him down to two types of behavior - jackass and mega-jackass. I think he needs to take his medication so he will only be a jackass.
I wonder if the film clips was the technique they used to train his brain to not remember the horrible days of being dominated by older men. He focused on remembering movie clips than being contorted into different Greek positions.
Shooting for the stars on trying to meet up with the Dungeon and Dragon Masters. They are way "coooooollller."
I dunno....I've met way stranger people in my travels than canuck. People will always act differently and treat people differently on the internet than they would in real life. It's a way to vent and get shit off your chest and that's why I don't let it bother me. I'm sure if we all met eachother in a bar we'd be cool with eachother. I just try to treat people in here like I would in person.
Maybe or maybe not. Maybe I would buy you a beer and a shot of Jaeger, or maybe I would break a beer bottle over your head, grab you by the shirt collar, pimp slap you a few times, push you down, and exclaim, "Go earn me mo' money Biotch!"
(puts on his Obi-Wan Kenobi robes, and makes a "PSSSST!!" whisper-sound to devious1....and says...in a very low tone.....):
"Strange".....is a relative...and applicable from a specific point of view one has; also, "strange" is a good thing; wouldn't it be sad if we were all...oh....let me see....alike? Would that not be somewhat....boring, even? Something to think about..............yes?
I believe if you bought me a shot of that rancid shit I would perform a flying butt scissors on you and slap you so hard your mom's hair would bleed. Ball's in your court ;)
I'd use the Vulcan grip so hard you would crap all over yourself then I would ask Canuck to shove it back in your arse. He would use his wanker to fully push it back in. Your turn.
(------from "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, copyright 1986, Kennedy/Miller Productions, starring Mel Gibson, Tina Turner and Bruce Spence; an unsatisfying, shallow motion picture, which failed to live up to its two prequels)
Glumbert is a little slow on the up-take here, so I'm gonna post a video link here; I actually had my good friend Randal in mind when I watched this; it is FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!! I watched it like 20 times, and each time laughed hysterically:
Taking offense to Corky? You are too sensitive on the issue. You must either be mentally retarded or someone in your family is. My guess is that you come from a long purebread line. Let me give you a little advice: Abstinence.
#*%^ing web site its great im headed back. Devious1 i sighend on the dotted line in 78 around the hostage crises in tehran broke both my feet falling out of a barracks during a feild day was discharged in 80 under medical.. oh and im a hockey player turned marine not the other way around lol never would have made it through parris island with out all the ice time lolololol
Speculated rumor is that the Marines are going to be issuing Segway scooters to all troops so that they don't have to march more than 1/8 mile at any time. The Marines are turning a new leaf.
Billboat are you actually speaking to me you worthless piece of crap? Just as a note, I served in the military and did my time in Saudi Arabia the first time around. So yeah - I think I have earned the right to poke fun at our military, retard. Now shut-up and bury your face back in Canuck's lap. By the way stop talking with your mouth full and wipe your lip.
Oh oh. I better not upset Billy too much or he will run to his daddy, Canuck. Canuck will have to defend his little girl. No offense Canuck but please get your little girl in line, and you may want to straighten up her pigtails. Thanx!
The beautiful thing about being enlisted is it's not a crime to speak out against the President like it is for an Officer. Sooooooo, on that note: Our President is a fucking idiot who should be locked up in the booty house for the rest of his days. The only reason I follow his orders is because it is mandated by congress and written in my promotion warrants and oath of enlistment. Other than that he is a fucking toolbox, him and his dimwitted cronies.
Not to beat a dead horse any further, but if you think that anybody is out there fighting and dying for the honor of our glorious President, you're as crazy as your name implies.
well willbur i thought you might have been one of my many sibling's trying to get a joke in on me but alas that not the story. so you are just you .........how sad:(
devious your still in active are you? i thought i read you held an E-5 rating? and you have met blahbush.
arent he just a treasure he da apple of his brother and sisters eyes ( 9 in all ?) thems was good parents who nurtured and done nursed him till he was a able to walk crouched on all 6 legs and finely stoped weanin offen that sows teet and shucks it a plumb wonderment of god that he can put letters on this hare thingity thing as he was borned with three heads and only one brain and that in the good lords devine wisdom put in his behind , oh but he has come so far and we love him as muchas the sourmash he was done conceived on. ect ect ect you get the picture( wink wink) poor kid really, sorry willber you need to come in here with a littel something better than the mush mouth pumpkin puss dribbel that you seem to produce at every turn.
Believe it or not, throbstick was actually right in his interpretation of my statement "turning over a new leaf". A little light-hearted fun on my part! :)
Lookit that...the usual assorted dipsticks and fuckheads keep beggin' to get slapped. Whatsamatter, douchebagman? My pal Billy-B gettin' ya all riled and such? Tough titties. Go join throbmystick out on the curb. Besides, how come former Marines like devious and Randal show at least an appreciation of good-natured humor (not to mention congeniality), and can roll with all of it....yet YOU act like a two-bit punk? Huh? Served in Saudi Arabia, did ya? Doing what? KP or latrine duty? Don't make me fall down laughing with a heart attack. Get this straight: you weren't a Marine, because you could never BE a Marine. And why? Well, in my line of work, we call refer to it as "having no jam". YA DIDN'T HAVE THE JAM, MAN! No jam. So how do ya like them apples?
RANDAL! BILL! Did you guys see that video link? OMG! My favourite part was when he looks at the camera and says "I can go outside the White House, and SHOOT A KID!"....LMFAOOOO (I'm starting to crack up here...all over again...lol)
keeplookingfor me: Thanks for the kind sentiments. We certainly try to keep things lively here. You will find your invite to the party room in your mail slot. Please present it at the next Glumbert Awards Gala. It's by INVITATION ONLY.
You really got me pegged. I would have NEVER EVER EVER EVER survived the Marines (note the sarcasm if you didn't). I like how you try to provoke people so they will justify themselves to you. That gives you more ammo to try to use against them. You are not that clever though.
Its funny how you comment, but you haven't served in a real military. So go ahead and keep talking crap as you are the one without cohona's. Take your shriveled up nuts, tuck your tiny wanker between your legs, and begone you corn turd.
canuck i have been on that site allnight its the shit i get to laugh them or flame them (insert pun here). and bill thanks for the gratis invite or perhaps gracious would be a better word. do tell what are the current sales tax in the great white north?
No one....and I MEAN NO ONE....threatens me with space/time-parallel-demension-teleportation-kidnapping!!! That's just mean, man! PLAIN OL' MEAN!! Low, even. I may forgive one day....but there will be NO FORGETTING!
I'm comin' for YOU, Stutz.
And you'll pay.
Pay dearly for this.......transgression.
(picks up his keyboard, and smashes it down, in homicidal rage)
(I posted this here as well...THAT'S in how much of a SNIT I am)
Ummm.....Billy-B? Randal? Devious? Podman? I think someone may have SERIOUSLY fucked up here.
Go back a few posts.
Look at what throbmystick wrote; see anything...odd about it?
He's using his usual idiot name.....but talking as SOMEONE else....almost as if he/it...fucked up, and forgot what name he was signed on as. Because he's responding as if he/she/it is......"douchebag"....well-well-well-WELL!
Look:
"throbstick6 hours ago
Believe it or not, throbstick was actually right in his interpretation of my statement "turning over a new leaf". A little light-hearted fun on my part! :)"
Seeing as how I've long ago put this turd-head on "ignore" mode....maybe one of you other gents will give him some questions to answer. PLUS, the pattern of his speech/put-downs is....identical.
You should demote yourself to the ranks of the tools. That was an obvious mistake and you thought I was the alternate person.
I guess if it was broken down to the third grade level you might have caught it.
C'mon Billy your thoughts? Let me cut and paste one of your previous posts:
"Canuck is fine, he just likes putting the pond scum in their place and may occasionally get carried away. Leaf is new and is pretty cool. Just needs to settle in and realize that the majority of us here are NOT gay bashers."
HAHAHA!!!!! Maybe it was your gaydom that attracted them! Watch it throb, they have developed feelings for your alternate self. May need an iron chasity belt to prevent unauthorized back door intrusion.
Look how he is trying to justify crap in his mind, however it is the thought pattern of a slug.
(I'm breaking radio silence just this once, and responding to you directly, after which, it's back to ignore mode for me):
You fucked up. What's the difference if I thought you were this person or that person? You fucked up, and I caught it. End of story. And I distinctly recall Billy-B asking you about your other "aliases" a little bit ago, and you saying "Oh no! I own up to all of mine."
I could have saved Billy-B the effort he wasted on that question, and simply told him that you are not only prone to childish games, but a proven liar. You're not even funny; you have no credibility; and with the exception of 3% of the brain-damaged baked potatoes around here, you're pretty well written off as a fruitcake by the rest.
And as far as "douchebag" goes, maybe you ARE him...and maybe you're not; it matters not a wit. If you are...then it figures; if you're not him....then you actually deserve one another. So it works out.
I would also make a fair wager that this thread may even mirror what people think of you in real life, and this would be nothing knew to you.
go back and read billy's question dickwad. he asked me about a specific potential alias to which i responded honestly that it wasn't me. just like with susanvi, i came out of the closet. that one became boring after i nailed you. this one, you called me on it and i fessed up. i could have easily covered my tracks. obviously i don't own up right away idiot or what would be the point in doing it in the first place! think about it!!!! as will all questions, ask me and you'll get an honest answer or no answer at all if it's too personal.
i can just see you jumping in your kiddie seat when you thought i was douche. i'm constantly amazed with the little things that get you excited. what a sad and pathetic life.
I wonder if Billy and Canuck are the same? How can one male be so googly eyed over another male unless they are on affectionate terms? He needs someone to be on his side, so what better than create an alernate bitch version of himself.
HMMMM......What would that make an alternate bitch version of a bitch? Reply to fill in the blank.
You know what my friend? I am an adult and as such conduct myself as one. My screen name is an old nickname of mine because I'm a long term boater and my name is Bill. WOW, holy F**K, some honesty. I don't hide behind any aliases, if you wont my home address, well, there are far too many nutbars out there for me to publish it. I enjoy this site because, regardless of the differing opinions, there are some interesting people out there, from all over the world, who visit this site. Some are cool, some are not(just like the rest of the world) and they are ALL entitled to their opinion, like it or not. You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me copping out with some lame ass alias. Like what I say, don't like it, oh well. I like me and so do my friends.
Nice try throb. Swing and...................a miss. When have I ever posted a 4 paragraph rebuttal. No offense there Canuck but you are a little long winded.
It took a while, but I have finally tracked down the true identity of canuck. his real name is Geoffrey and he emmigrated from Australia to Canada to escape the persecution. Heaven help the kids in Canada. See the clip below:
After listening to Geoffrey and cross-referencing the written word of canuck, it's too similar to be coincidental. Choice of words, intonation, etc. Also, canuck's posts started in earnest at the same time this clip was posted. The worst offenders love publicity - he posted the clip himself. You are truly a scary individual canuck. We now know what your constant references to "little people" mean. Sick bastard.
billy, i missed your explanation of jsut how aliases equate to copping out??
from my perspective, it's a great experiment in human nature. say a couple of nice things and see if you can influence otherwise stubborn people. obth my aliases are shining examples of how palpable you and canuck are don't you think? espwcially canuck, he falls hard for anyone that gives him the time of day
Can you cut and paste it for me? I need a little background. By the way, I posted on another vid, I think we're screwed. This site seems to be biting the dust. Where to now? This is a good bunch, positive or negative, the threads have taken over and it will be a shame to lose it. Yes, even you throb, believe it or not.
well if this site does belly up, please suggest an alternetive we can go over, take over, and ruin. lmao p.s i think it would be great to all just post on another site and just continue as if nothing strange was occurring. lol so if anyone finds one give the rest the heads up will ya.
well i will go and see this fark.com. it seems some friends have told me of this site before. bill, canuck, throb, douch, devious.and so many more who fill my spare time with shits n giggles. oh how could i forget wiiillllllber the talking horse( thats you bush) dident think you would figure it out on your own.
if i dont see you here, then i hope to see you there.
canuck1963...My sincerest appreciation for the invitation to the Gala.
Will pre-cooked bacon, turtles, kittens with butter and garlic, and carrots be served along with other delicasies? I am sure there will be lots of heads on plates...
What to wear...what to wear??? Should I wear my feelings on my sleeve as this appears to be the style of dress here.
Nevertheless, should you go to another site, please inform me... as I am one who truly enjoys inane banter, albeit sad, since I really don't have the time. If not, thanks for the short time we've had together.
p.s. I will bring a host gift to the gala since kissing up to the leader of the pack may win me a door prize.
Ha. Canuck, are you now quesitoning everyone that posts something like keeplooking... above? Think it's another alias?? Maybe??? Possibly??? Is everyone now suspicious??? I WIN!!!!
Wow, You're all a bunch of Lamers. These are some of the worst flame wars I've ever seen. [That's "worst" as in lack of overall humor and validity (since half this crap in no way correlates to anything, no points are being made, and it basically boils down to all the various participants stretching their e-penises)]
I'm quite tempted to quit the CSS work I was doing on revamping Youtube and Write a script for glumbert that removes the comment frame, cause this mass of text doesn't help in any way to create a larger source of knowledge than someone learns from the video. All it is is a big pissing contest.
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