Please do not hunt my children. They have done you no harm. I will strive to protect them with all my might, to the point of my own death. And if I cannot roll on you, squashing you with my blubber, my friends will surround you until your bullets run out and crush you under their hugeness. Respect us, and we will live in peace with you.
gymyg...you deny yourself one of the world's finest epicurean offers. Oysters, unlike snot, actually taste wonderfully, despite roughly the same texture.
Try them Rockerfeller first, perhaps Casino next, then move to Moscow, then finally you'll be ready for half-shell, with a bit of sauce and lemon. And make sure they are the best types...Cotuit oysters, Wellfleet oysters, Barnstable oysters....Gulf Bay oysters are another option, but only if the cold water varieties are not available.
There was a time I wouldn't eat most things I now do. I look at it as a maturing process. I am now so mature, I'll eat just about anything. Except brussel sprouts...I still have some dignity to preserve.
Oh brave and gentle elephant seal; your offspring will be fine. I will hunt down this callous human and take him as he sleeps. Under his blankets I will go, rip the testicles from his body and watch as the arterial blood spurts from his writhing form. His screams will fill the night, but I will have no mercy. Piece by piece, I will eat his quivering body until the life force ebbs away.
Oh elephant seal, this I promise to do.
Yo Honeybadger You do time wid the Klan? Dat ballsack shit be straight outta da Klaxon handbook. Protectin defenseless animals and de dignity o southern womanhood, its de same bag. I dig it.
Lesson, always carry RW CD with you just in case something like this happens, then you can sell copies at the party.
I have nuddies of backbone for sale. or will trade for nuddies of Pac ( no tubb shots).
I'm trying to figure out the best one to post, without doing jail time, most of yours (Bbone) have animals in them. and with all that hair it's hard to tell where the animal ends and Bbone begins.
Speaking of special....wanted to take my lady out to dinner last night, thought we'd do Chinese, as we pull into the parking lot of a "nicer" restaurant, out the front door comes this lady who immediately projectile vomits damn near 15 feet into the lot!
We decided on getting something for the grill instead!
Bug it was a seafood place on the cape, we sat next to a young family with two kids about 6 and 8. The oldest started throwing up right after I ordered clams(w/stomachs), lost all desires to eat after that. The 2nd kid got sick watching the 1st barf.
randal...yeah they did, but I was able to find it on another channel (NESN, I think), so I saw the whole deal...Jonboy needed only three pitches to send ARod to the bench, ending the 8th....then followed by setting down three in the ninth, two via K's. Not a bad night's work for Pap.
Looking forward to tonight. ESPN is broadcasting ( I think it was FOX last night...stupid decision, to cut away at that point). GO SOX !
Randal, never saw the end, f*king fox went to nascar, and nesn had hockey. Fox crew drive me nuts, why show yanks manager every 2 mins, oh-yea, he used to work at fox, he's be back in a season or two. Yanks let the best in the business go. Hank's the man,,,,,,Sox Nation,,,,,,,,
Humans amuse me with their fixation with sport. There is no greater pleasure in life than ripping the vital organs from one's prey. Accept no substitutes.
You are a marvellous beast, oh honey badger. If only I could be as ruthless as you. But rest assured, if my offspring are threatened, I too will be merciless in their defense. I take no joy from hearing the bones of my enemy splinter and snap under my weight, but splinter and snap they must.
You are a mighty beast, oh elephant seal. Together, we could wage hellish war on the human idiots. They sit with popcorn and hot dogs watching their stupid games. They are vulnerable at all times. They gaze at their heroes, and we must be ready to strike. Eat their testicles.
If you choose rendering a recently deceased carcass as your "hobby," might I suggest you inject some meaning into the slaughter. Follow the ways of the ancient soothsayers, and divine the future from the steaming entrails. Humbly Yours, Lord Stutz
Somewhere in this world humans are food, seal blubber is food, easy kill for a 45/70 at 50 yds. Owls like to eat skunks, Fishers like porkypines, and Backbone would eat anything.
DANG...return to Glumbrtland after a few days in the great wide open and I'm suddenly feeling trapped in some weird classic tv episode: a cross between wild kingdom and twilight zone.....where am I.......????
Talking(writing) animals have come out of the woodwork, the badger is just that, a Badger, the seal lays around and gets fat,,,,,,,,hunting season is coming.
My fat is necessary to keep me warm in cold climes. I do not criticise humans for the way they look. It is only their black hearts I take issue with. Why would you hunt my defenseless offspring with your clubs and rifles? They do you no harm.
Hunt me at your peril, oh wicked bloodthirsty human. My wickedness and bloodthirstiness is more than a match for yours. Your intestines will be ripped from your body, your limbs torn to pieces, if you harm my friend the seal.
idruid -
Do you think the animals are the reincarnation of the Fuhrer? Is he talking to us from beyond the grave? If so, this could be an interesting development.
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your wife's soul, your children's souls to rot in Hell forever."
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"
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