Was driving to the hardware store to pick up his new Leyland Power-Torque Z2000 Chainsaw that runs on soya bean oil, had a flashback, mistook the local county fair for a Grateful Dead reunion festival, pulled the caravan of love over to the side of the groovy multi-coloured, candy traser road, lit up a big one and got down to the groovy sounds of the 1969 boogie with some crazy catz and foxy chicks.
He had a gas before crashing at Pete's pad that night before had to split but it was far out and totally marvy.
ftb good news!!! Fox has tentatively agreed to a pilot for "adolphs kwest for ze mazter race"...reality series can you be in LA tommorrow.. continous filming until the blessed event make sure you have had all your shots he's probably crawling with germs
Aha! That's how I'll stay out of trouble tonight...the g-friend is out of town, some friends (yes, women smart ass's) want me to go dancing with them tonight...so If I dance like this guy, I'll definitely be staying "out of trouble"!
Maybe not tonight though...I'm still kinda gimpy from the "ice spade incident" I had 3 days ago.....my big toe still looks like it was dipped in purple ink...like I voted in Iraq!
You hurt yourself AGAIN!? I was only gone a few days. Who's watching out for you?
You're starting to remind me of a friend I've got that not only shot himself in the thigh with a nail gun, but also managed to lose an entire hand while changing a tire.
Have any of you seen "Kenny -vs- Spenny" on late night Comedy Central? It has nothing to do with this video but just thought I'd ask. I think it's relatively new.
I just watched an episode that had me laughing so hard I pee'd a little in my pants. It's worth checking out. (not my pants-the show)
If you don't like it feel free to ostracize me at will!!
What can I say but WOW! I sincerely apologize. I was wrong. You were right and I accept it. You are HOT! Dare I even suggest that you are MILF hot! I feel like such a dick now...............
I am impressed! You're not only attractive, but you've got real guts too. That's truely admirable. No wonder these guys are chasing you around this site. I hope you accept my apology!
Since I don't think I've ever had such an enthusiastic apology, I am way more than inclined to accept it! Even though, I did say, you didn't need to!
I guess I saw it as a challenge, and while I can very often just smooth along and not be bothered by most things, you just don't mess with a girl's weight! LOL!
It's all good, some of us have had a chance to "see" each other, and that's been nice.
Canuck- In the spirit of making nice I think we should avoid politics and discuss truely disturbing news from your neck of the woods. I'd rather be up in arms over this type of news!
This is an outrage! Much like the price of oil, I am powerless to affect it........yet my love of each (beer and oil) dictates that I will continue to consume
When I first started going to bars, beer was 75 cents a glass. When I was first allowed to go to bars, beer was 95 cents a glass. Minimum wage was 2.85. I know because I was making it!
I will say one thing- Beer has gotten much better in the past 10 years or so.
I'll never forget coming back to the States after being overseas for 4 years and discovering micro breweries for the first time..................heaven on earth!
C: I almost go back as far as you!
W: Good beer in the States!?! I do agree with the micro-brews. GOOD BEER WITH ALCOHOL IN IT! Here comes that joke again: What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common?
It seems I now haf yet anozzer rival for your affections. Zis man Weinerdog has thrown his hat into ze ring also! I know nozzink about zis man, but mein agents are trying to - how do you say? - dig ze dirt on him. Be assured, I am solvent und all mein plumbing is in vorking order. I haf, as ze Englisher schweinhunds say, ein GSOH und need TLC. I enjoy valks in ze country, music, nights in and out und armadilloes.
Do you have a specific problem with us? (Germans I mean)
nah, not really.
Wasn't a big fan of the holocaust though.
Also don't understand why you guys were so fond of David Hasselhoff.
I actually have relatives who are German citizens so I can't bad mouth you too much.
Besides, my comments are usually designed to get a rise out of someone. I come from a background where "ball busting" is the norm. I guess I expect everyone to be the same.
Hehe, making people twitch a bit is a hobby of mine and I like it when I get an apology :)
I don't understand the thing with David Hasselhoff either, one of the few "actors" who got declassed by the vehicle they used. About the only guy who did a worse perfromance was Jean Michael Vincent, and Airwolf could not even talk...
I haf never sot you vere ein prick. Und you are right to be suspicious von Germans. Ve can be kvite roosless on occasion. I enjoy your postings, und am pleased to read zat you haf apologised to mein darlink Fraulein Freetobe. She is - how do you say - tasty eye candy, nicht wahr?
May ze best man vin!
Hil Skvirrel!
My very real dachsund, however, is now offended and sulking in the corner............(she's sensitive) (She secretly thinks she's part timberwolf, but at 11 lbs dripping wet.........definitely more squirrel-like in stature if not in spirit.)
Hey Sven....no harm, no foul.....it's freetobe all the way. I got twisted a little way back when......turned to the dark side and all that. Soooo, I'm with y'all. I had promise, however I could not withstand the power of anonimity (ya UDB I spelled that wrong). The greater the purity I see the more I admire. Freetobe has been pure, honest, forthcoming, real and shown beauty of spirit. Forget Squirrel......All Hail Freetobe!
Aww c'mon you guys, you're making me blush! I just wanted to show everybody I wasn't fat! If weiner had said anything else, I wouldn't have even bothered to post a picture!
I have to admit, it does feel nice though. I would be lying to say otherwise.
I would really enjoy a my space to see adolf, and riza, and weiner, and surfer, and especially canuck! Just curious, but I will live if not.
I actually thought about posting myself on there, but since one of our fellow Glumberters informed me that you think I'm an ugly sonofabitch, and you hate my reeking, stinking guts and you hoped that I'd die a slow death.....I shied away from it.
But....*sniff*.....I shall not stoop to that level....*sniff*....instead, I shall maintain my decorum, and act like a true gentleman....*sniff-sniff*.....
AND.....I shall do the male version of "crying", which is......
If it's any consolation to the Glumberters whose pictures I used in the link above, please know that my wife walked in while I was downloading one of the guy pictures and she now thinks I'm gay.
How do you explain to your wife that it's perfectly normal to download pictures of men she doesn't know late at night when I thought she was sleeping?
Me- "But honey, you don't understand.............see, there's this person named Freetobe1962 that yelled at me because I was being a jerk to a guy named Adolphvanker............and then I told her she was fat.....
Her- "So you mean to tell me that you're chatting with girls on the internet now?"
Me-"No....no.....no......see, I was saying she was fat and trying to get her to put a picture on youtube......"
Her-"So, you are looking at girls pictures online now too?"
Me-"Ahhhg....no.....noooo....see, I was going to make this funny video with these guys and this girl I thought was fat but she wasn't so I was downloading a picture of eric because the Canadian guy didn't put his pircture up yet........"
Her- "Oh my God, you're having an affair with a Canadian?"
Me- "Whaaaa................, no, the Canadian guy didn't put his picture up, this is Eric, he's friends with the girl who was suppossed to be fat but turned out to be hot............"
Her- "I don't know what you're doing. I'm going to bed. You're an asshole."
Me- "But, but, but......(she stomps off)........ah Christ, I should have just said I was gay.
weiner, OMG, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry! I think laughing won out, since I am still chuckling. You are too much, and give your wife my regards. She must be a very understanding woman, very lucky to have such quick witted husband. You explained it very well, or at least as well as anyone could have!
I'm going to bed, tired right the heck out at the moment, but thanks for the giggles before bed!
I'm currently in Florida, but have lived at one time or another in: Wisconsin, Michigan, (it's almost Canada!) Alabama, California, Mississippi, Texas, New Mexico, Okinawa Japan, Saudi Arabia, Philippines, and Korea.
By the way, it's currently 68 degrees outside here in FL. I hope you're not freezing your ass off up there!
Y'know, after seeing the pictures on MySpace, as well as that nifty little elf video weiner made, I actually had quite the enthusiastic urge to jump right in. But as you may or may not be aware (I know Billy-B, Randal, Sven, Col. Vanker, Mako100, Podster and Skids certainly are), for a long while now, I have had a one particularly disturbed individual here in Glumbert Land, who has literally done NOTHING except stalk and follow my every word/move. I am NOT exaggerating here at ALL. The man's completely unbalanced. This became all-to-evident about two months ago, when I happened to share something I do as an enjoyable hobby, with my fellow Glumbertians; well, this clown went completely batshit, and took the smallest bit of information I tossed out there, and went on this crazy zealous crusade in actually digging up related shit on the 'Net in an effort to track me. In case you think I'm spinning a tall-tale here, please ask ANY of the above-mentioned folks.....they'll tell you I'm NOT kidding. Now, in the course of my 22-year career, I can assure you that I know an obssessed, unhealthy fuckin' nutjob when I see one. There is NO doubt in my mind---AT ALL---that he still watches what I say and do on these threads. Guys like him don't just up-and-leave and wave bye-bye....not after all of the demented behaviour he's displayed. He never seemed to attach himself to anyone else, really; just Yours Truly. For some inexplicable reason, I've earned his special undying, unwavering obssessive attention. On the one hand, maybe this is a good thing; in one aspect, he's made me stay on my toes, and be careful what I say/show in the world of the 'Net; but on the other hand....it's a rip-off for me as well, because when I see all of you crazy, loveable great people on a site like that.....it makes me miss out on it. That sucks. All because one compulsive, obssessive stalking loser-of-a-cretin, has decided to fill that huge vaccum in his own life.......and latch onto me. You think I'm over-inflating this to stroke my own sense of self-importance? Like I said...ask the folks above; or, better yet, when you've got some spare time ( and I mean a SIGNIFICANT amount of spare time!), go back through the old threads on this site, say over the last 2 or 3 months....or even more; look at the exhanges between myself and this plank. Look at the shit he goes through, to glue himself to me. It'll make the hairs on your neck stand on end. Now don't get me wrong: there are a class of people in here whom I found to be immediately likeable (Bill, Randall, Mako, Riza, yourself, Podamn, Skidmarks, Col. Vanker, Bug, Chaz, Sven, etc.); then there are those whom I started out on shaky ground with (Useddouchebag comes to mind, and most recently, weinerdog) but eventually found my way with them, and came to enjoy their appearances/sense of humour immensely (although I'm still waiting for that apology, wise-guy; you hurt muh feelin's). Even Streamlined and his Posse, who annoyed the fuck outta me with their sanctimonius, Holier-Than-Thou bigoted bullshit, had their niche in the order of things around here....but never once did I ever perceive them to be fanatical, trolling stalkers hanging on my every word. Y'know what I mean?
Do I believe he's changed names?
Yes. Absolutely (that's his M.O.).
Do I believe he's gone? Or lost interest in me?
Not in a million fuckin' years.
For guys like THAT....the dividing line between "letting it go" and "hanging on" has long-ago become blurred....if not obliterated altogether.
But who knows? I may keep seeing all of you silly people having WAY to much fun and it'll become too much for me, and I'll eventually have no choice but to succumb, and throw caution into the wind and jump into the pool with the rest of you.
At 6', 240 lbs......just be careful of the tsunami when I do it.
I promise to scream "INCOMING!"
Regards,
C.
(apologies for being long-winded...I tried not to be so.....honest!)
oms, weinerdog ( thanks a lot for making me check the correct spelling of 'weiner')....anywho...nice vid.....maybe you can help me get my PDD or PPD or whatever file posted. Myspace doesn't like my picture or sumthin...and I still don't know how the fuck you guys post links. (pardon my French, I am Canadian so I can say that ya know.)
Thanks for the thought Canuck....just thought I'd pop in again with a comment on the video......I think that is the minime Techno Viking.......or the 10 year old TechnoViking.....whatcha think ftb? with love.
Can you give me a vid to go back to, I've been looking for and can't find the "particularly disturbed individual" you refer to, like you said, it'll take "a SIGNIFICANT amount of spare time". I see the chumstream garbage, but I believe it's someone else...gimmie a clue..or if you want to let it die that's OK too.
That's an easy one Miter. Any alias that looks like Canuck. Canuckl963, Cammuck1963, Camuck1963, Camuckl963, throbstick, m1tercut, rizam00n...
There was a thread where someone mentioned there should a thread for nothing but fake aliases, and all the fake aliases answered. I felt left out because no one has tried to be me!
OK, that's what I was thinking, I wasn't sure though, just wanted to know if there was someone in particular I missed because..........
I have a little secret (many actually, this one I'll share)...my friend in high places, (want to know who? He did a vid check test and his name appears on the "first view tag" right of the view count on the video's, "what song is this" and the "robber asks victim out on date") If the name doesn't mean anything to you, then I'll tell you...he runs this site...and, well, in a nutshell I had him "remove" camuck...permanently! Don't believe? HEY CAMUCK...WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU....COME ON BACK AND PROVE ME WRONG...DARE YA, COME ON...OH WHAT'S THE MATTER...CAN'T LOGIN? No wonder you got "reformed" lol!
What! can't be...miter is the glumbert police?....
The power, oh the power of it all mouwahahahahahahahahh and as "reformed" or any other alias, start your nut case shit again.....I'll take you out just as easily lol...go ahead, test me and see what happens...OH Yeah, nothing like a power trip!!
Like I said before...you never really know who your dealing with here...it's all theatrics! And I'm the master, if you only knew.........
Dude! Have you fallen off your ATV and banged your head?
Because of the things that have happened on this site in the past couple of days, I'd like to see some safety precautions put in place. First, 'email confirmation' of signups. If you don't supply a valid email address, you don't get to post.
Second, IP tracking. It's not hard to add to the site. Then the admins could match IP's with userids and take a proactive approach to eliminating fake aliases.
Yes, I am Sven. And I always come in from the same IP.
LOL I'm just trying to stir up some shit! Of course I'm bullshiting, with all that's happened lately I thought oh what the hell.....
or maybe.....LOL!
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all anyway..... yee haw.... time to fire up the atv and jump a ridge with a beer in one hand a quarter stick in the other....film at eleven!
I just now sent a letter to one of you on my space, explaining I wasn't going to post any good-bye letters or anything, but thinking it over, I decided I would. I like too many of you too much to just go away without a nod of respect.
I admit, at first I was really flattered. But, after the elf vid, and canuck's reminder that there are nut jobs out there, it's getting to be a little bit too much attention for me. It's making me skittish. I've never wanted too much attention, I prefer low key, and had I known what would happen, I wouldn't have put the picture up.
I'm just going to fade away for a little while. I don't know how I'll spend my off time now though! LOL. As I said on myspace, maybe the hip hop grannies need a new member!
ALL my BEST to all of you.
We'll talk again.
Later.
Free
Your decision is vorthy of great respect. I am ein "nutjob", but only ven it comes to armadilloes und invading neighbouring countries. I apologise if mein cyber vooing has caused you distress.
I vill now concentrate on having Conchita eliminated before she sends me yet more Condor excrement in ze post. Yes! Vould you believe it - zis mad voman sinks zat sort of sing upsets me, ze Fuhrer!!
Ze intenet is indeed ein place vere ve should exercise caution. I haf not evaded zat little schwein Wiesentahll for all zese years vithout keeping ein low profile.
Fare well mein lovely, und Heil Skvirrel!!
One more quick post. I can't help it, I don't want anyone to feel bad. Adolf, it wasn't you, I like you. Weiner, not you either, I like you too. Just freaked me out a bit that some elf-obsessed nut case would see that vid.
I'm off to start my new career as an aging, dancing Asian woman!
You've got to remember. This is Fox News. They tend to over exaggerate everything. 'Listen to all news, trust none.' Fox does, however, pull full into the category of 'NILF' with their knee-high scoot me boots.
I've also heard that some people believe the Americans believe they were the first to land on the moon. 'Where the Buffalo Roam' Story of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Proves that most American news reporters are easily persuaded into the world of drugs. 'Lucy in the sky, with diamonds'
wnd you need to get in line with ron paul re:taxes fox news is a malignant well oiled propaganda machine everything is calculated to benefit a few special interests
things seem to have gone wrong on this site farewell chucky
Whoa, what happened with free? Did she get a weirdo message?.... Canucks "reasoning" make too much sense?...which does to me....except for me, I have nothing to hide, no family at home, no money LOL!
All jokes aside, realistically (for me) there are a couple of points to make....One, I have lived my life thinking "that person over there could be a nut job" and have trained (and armed) myself accordingly (which has come in quite handy several times so far).....Two, some of "my info" is intentionally misdirection oriented...in other words how much of the info put forth is, in fact, real?....my real location, my real "face", could "my" picture's actually be one of my friends, or taken off a proof sheet from a photo lab I might work at? (since I'm a photographer I'm always BEHIND the camera, oops wait I'm a builder, yeah that's it). What are the actual date's of these photo's, maybe I'm much younger than stated, or much older, maybe I'm not some woo hoo atv riding redneck gun nut? (come on, would a guy like that even know how to turn on a computer) LOL! Maybe I don't ever get hurt...never a stitch, or broken bone.
When it comes to the Internet, always keep your cards close to the vest and only show your poker face, this is the great theatre in cyberspace and what an act it is!........And the wise and knowing Canuck is dead on right!
Whatever happened, freetobe1962, you will be missed!
Now back to work on my dissertation, "ekpyrotic and cyclic models within the standard inflationary theory (model)", I, I mean, writing up a bid on some drywall work. ;-)
I hope I didn't creep you out. I tend to get paranoid and I try to blame myself for everything. If someone is in a bad mood near me, I'm the one who goes "What's wrong, what did I do, your voice is sounding funny, etc. etc." If I don't hear from you I'll assume it wasn't me. I don't know what happened but whoever freaked you out should be shot.
Uhhhh, also after hearing that ftb isn't comfortable here anymore I don't think I'll be posting my picture. Had a cute one I found of my daughter and I.....don't think I'll be going there now. And bye, bye myspace.
Riza and FTB.
Yes, the internet is a big, bad, scary place. That's why you have to take precautions. Never give out personal information unless you are truly sure you are talking to a real person, and not a nutcase. My ISP allows me to have multiple emails. This is why I have Sven666. I would be insane to give out my real name to anyone I wasn't sure of. Those of you who have gotten my real email....
Don`t know what`s worse... Days Of Our Lives, or Glumbert comments (Blog). - No i haven`t even bothered trying to read all of this above mentioned boulderdash; Nor had the time to even watch many videos on here. Hi all anyway, hope things are `swell. Might think of comming back to watch these senseless videos, if they`re anything decent or, you know, lame.. who cares? It still seems you all exhaust yourselves on this online drama bull, like puppets in a play no-one cares to watch. I just have one question, Where do you see yourself when Glumbert`s gone? Happy New Year and all that Shebang, don`t blow any limbs off Mitercut!
PS. Can anyone link me any good videos i may have missed, i`m not sifting through all that jargon!
Happy new years to everyone - I have enjoyed the "firsts", the cheeky comments, and the appreciations to my muses in 2007 (however fleeting) and the many you have provided.
Canuck - get over yourself. You are the typical Torontian that believes what you think matters. This is a website that criticzes the most critical and borderline unethical videos of our time. Don't believe that anyone gives a shit about some loser that copies your name to get under your skin. You have too much of your life placed on a blog thread that allows you to preach of your crap and have twenty year olds and teenagers follow your life ....................... I am done. I am not following your example. Kiss your wife and children - happy new years everyone.
To Everyone - Go and do something this year that matters.
P.S. - I still would love to see the vidoes comments!
Zo - ze last day von 2007. Time to reflect on ze year gone by, as mein darlink mutti used to say before adding more daffodil bulbs to mein vatter's onion soup.
For me, it has been ein jahre von mixed fortunes.
On ze plus side und on ein personal level, mein new bride Conchita left me for her schwein-like Latin lover Pedro. (I no longer haf to pay her for sex).
Ze "down side", as ze Americans say, came ven mein armadilloes were infected vith foot und mouth, necessitating ze shloter of most of ze breeding stock.
I vill spend tonight alone at ze ranch - ein old man vith only memories of ze past for company. Zat is how I like it - listening to mein Elizabeth Schwarzkopf records by ze fire, hafing ein good veep und drinking two bottles von schnapps. Of course, I never had children, because I alvays believed mein career as ein dictator took first place in mein life. All mein friends are eizer dead or shtruck down vith ze dreaded disease von Alzheimer. Ven I visit zem, zey do not recognise me, vich is kvite good for security purposes, but ein bit depressink too.
To all mein Glumberter comrades I say just zis - Enjoy life each day of 2008, keep your peckers up, und buy many armadillo products!
Arbeit macht frei! Edelweiss edelweiss! Come on Bayern Munich!
Ein Happy New Year!
Ah stream, nice of you to show up too. I guess you are the only one of thsi crowd here with such a wish and it is as unrealistic as most of the stuff you posted here.
With a friend of mine dying by cancer just three days ago I can not bring up the sentiment to wish you anything bad for next year, so even to you: A happy new year!
Maybe you will make the new years resolution to learn a bit more about the world in the new year. Just hoping...
Happy New Year to all you posters, may we see peace, health, and at my age more sex in 2008.
This vid? Some of the best times have been had at bluegrass vests, hard to find drugs, but the people where intertaining.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Time to go check the ammunition, it is getting dark here in Germany. Got myself some 30 battery launchers and a bunch of rockets.
Take care everyone, watch your fingers and your eyes if you do fireworks (a friend of mine lost three fingers this year getting reckless with shit he built himself, I am calling him my dumbest friend now). See you in the new year, have a good one!
Oh shit, anyone ever toss a quarter stick in a parking structure....damn does it ever set off the car alarms LOL Oh shit again...time to close the lap top and get my ass back to the bar...the cops are freaking everywhere!
I like the manholes to the sewers. The construction they use here allows you to insert large fire crackers so that they just stick out far enough to light the fuse. The resonance effect is gargantuan :))
Tobe! WTF Girl! Are you kidding me? LOL! Guess not!
Canuck was sharing an experience he and most of us witnessed from a poster who was a bit Angry at life (and canuck lol) to say the least!
But to pull out of this forum because of .... What?... Paranoia? No, I'm not buy'n it, there's something else afoot here!
And if I'm wrong and ftb you are being paranoid then I'm totally disappointed about your move to leave this site!!
If we're going to be afraid of some insignificant cyber hater, Then fuck it ! By all means! Throw out the computer and don't stop there! Destroy your Phones Don't receive your mail, have you electric turned off as well!
BULL SHIT! I'm not buying that excuse FTB! The others may, But you have to come back with better then that before I climb on any band wagon!
On that note I hope you and your families have a SAFE and happy new year!
randal, have already turned off electric and phone service. Threw out my computer, and left no forwarding address. Have tinfoil on my head as we speak in order to thwart any incoming alien messages.
Aww young one, only said I was leaving for a little while, not forever!
Ah ftb, the tinfoil on your head does not work against alien messages, you have to put bronze pyramids on your roof to have full protection.
Always remember: Being paranoid does not mean nobody is after you!
As for those "anonymous" guys, I hope that one day soon they hack someone with good connections and not much scruples, like someone from the mafia. Though in overall much of this identity theft is due to people being careless with their computer security. A properly protected computer takes more skill to hack than the average prankster does possess.
LOL! Well thats more like it! Thought that would bring you back to the thread if only for a bit! My feelings got hurt:( In that you would bail like that and leave the rest of us to be eaten by the other world dimension monsters! I do feel so young sometimes!:)
Ftb. Please have your power turned back on. There are enough people living in the dark on this planet! It would wound me deeply if you were to fall under some bizarre fear brought on by these toads that are nothing but that, TOADS!
I wanted to make sure you understood that I'm trying to let you know you're not alone on your thoughts and beliefs when posting on this site!
Maybe I'm just really pissed at the source of that fear you(MAY) be feeling?
Pissed Also to find myself powerless to deal with them, as I would Any who would only act so cowardly and in such a manner ! Toads like that I would and Could amend their issues quickly only face to face! hence my frustration!
FTB, and the rest of you lovers not haters, Peace!
Sorry,That last little paragraph ment to read like so!
I'm Pissed Also to find myself powerless to deal with them, as I would Anyone, who would act so cowardly, and in such a manner ! Toads like that, I could and would amend their issues quickly. Yet only face to face! hence my frustration!
Wow. Looking back on all of the responses leaves me kinda floored. Lots of folks to address, to I'll get right to it:
Freetobe (if she's still around):
In all honesty, I wasn't trying to poject my own unsavory experiences one ONE fuckin' Fruit Loop, onto you or anyone else, for that matter. That was just my own own luck-of-the-draw to get this doorknob as a closet stalker-freak. So much for that. Although personally, I'll be the first to admit that there are more good folks than bad hereabouts, without letting one nutjob taint the whole bunch. My own theory is that this asshole has had many people in his real life tell him the same things that I have, as well as shutting him out---and me doing it or being the most vocal about it, only mirrored how he's usually treated day-to-day (not to mention, my actions probably also provided the tipping-point for his obsessive behaviour; in other words, I made the cheese slide off of his cracker). I guess my point is thus: don't let ONE fuckin' moron go and spoil what can otherwise be a pretty fun experience, i.e., communicating and having a laugh with some nifty people. However, your decision is your decision, and no matter how much we'll miss your presence, it will be respected. After all, it's like I've already said: we all have to find our own way. Peace.
Jimmyusa:
You ever take a break? Or do you have to be a dumb fuck EVERY day of your life? Hah? Read what I wrote again, dufus. This is NOT about me engaging in any technique of flagging my own sense of "self-importance", or even attention-seeking. This was simply me answering a question two people asked me, and me giving them my why's and wherefore's. PERIOD.
"You have too much of your life placed on a blog thread that allows you to preach of your crap and have twenty year olds and teenagers follow your life ....................... I am done."
You're "done", huh? Well when the fuck did you ever START?? And WHY would you? And by the way....wtf is a "Torontian"??? LMFAO! Oh man! You demented hate-mongers give me a thrill! Ya can't even pronounce a dervivative of a persons origins correctly! LOL! Shit, maybe YOU'RE the idiot I've been speaking about! LOL! Dolt. Ahhh, just go away, simpleton. Come back at least when you've googled an atlas or something.
Sven: You're correct about the "throbdipshit" remark. Plus, you've given me something else to consider: no...I do NOT know if he/she/it is a male or female. Good point. But does it really matter? Like I said before...a fuckin' idiot is STILL a fuckin' idiot...gender, race, colour, creed, sexual orienation is kind of a moot point. Or so I believe.
I can't believe I read all this crap. There seems to be a lot of fear of the internet illustrated in many posts here; fear expressed honestly or via bravado. Canuck, before I existed as merkin in Glumbertia I saw those posts you refer to and must remark the individual was very good at psychological terrorism, and may I add in reviewing your remarks on this line, very effective.
Upon inception the aliases we create and maintain online stems our fear , in that our truth be known. From behind our mask we can express without consequence (any greater than protests to our remarks). With impunity we strike at one another's character, studying the reaction so to find weakness; then redirect our offense and counter accordingly until we are satisfied our opponent is defeated. Once defeated, we occupy. Canuk, your opponent is occupying your mind, and as far as I can tell, isn't even in this room any more.
It is prudent for any female to fear, for you fall prey to circumstance. This circumstance, primitively, is nature; lack of security risks you, your offspring, and your provider. In modern society women find themselves again the victim, for men, having created what they think is civility (protecting the weak) nurture the weak amongst them, being men who in turn prey upon their benefactors (civil society). This is a condensation of theory; to go in length isn't affordable in this space. I hope you understand that I think in a society that allows the luxury of intellectual debate (as is illustrated here) and recreational drug use (as I suspect here) there will be casualties. When a single class (in my case euro-american males) invent a society we think in singular terms, despite our imagined enlightenment.
I reject fear of this sort. I've dove from an airplane, off a boat, survived wicked seas in my tiny sailboat, served militarily, witnessed death; essentially lived life and am promised, by natural selection, years to come if my stupidity doesn't overcome me.
Now, to those so logical, intellectual, elloquent, and perhaps terrible, I offer this;
a demonstration of how to shed fear:
My name is Mark E. Major. I live at 733 Crooked Creek Dr., in a little town west of Orlando, called Ocoee, in Florida (zip 34761). My phone number is 407-595-3227. I face my fears, and sense none of you scary. Crazy, perhaps, but not as dangerous as I would be if you knocked on my door. Call first. Merkin
Welllll.......bully for you. I guess you're just a real gosh-darn he-man.
"Canuk, your opponent is occupying your mind, and as far as I can tell, isn't even in this room any more. "
And you know this......how?
You are yet ANOTHER one who does not READ what is in front of him. Just how many of you types ARE there out there??
And ahhh, no. He does not "occupy my mind"...(rolling my eyes here). He came up in response to a question I was answering. It's that simple. Beyond that, I really could give a rats ass about him.
Your own response above simply reeks of a pent-up grudge at me, nothing more.
And when you post your home number and personal info on these threads, that tells me one thing:
You're on the same field as the retard I'm talking about, 'cuz if you think that's "smart", or shows "bravery", then have at it.
And if you don't like (or can't believe that you read) all of this "crap".....then how 'bout you just stop fuckin' reading it? Or better yet, keep your hypocritical nose buried on Crooked Creek Dr.
There's this lady I work with. She didn't want to go to Mexico because of all the scary things she's heard happen to Canadian tourists.
Ya know, if you really had a fear of all of the scary things in life, you'd never leave your house.
I might be sounding like a nutjob with this next part, but....
I think Florida would be a good place to be in February. If I can make it, I'll bring Canadian beers...
I've been to Mexico and won't go back....but NOT because I'm worried about what you've mentioned;
I won't go back because I found the service to be poor, the locals corrupt beyond belief ( to say nothing of the Federales), and conditions that stink to high-heaven.
Any place that has a standing rule of "not drinking the water" can have that effect.
Merkin - If you have posted the truth, then that is just plain crazy! Even if some nut job does not show up, you may now enjoy the pleasures of Identity theft.
Or.. I this the info for a hated relative or neighbor?
After reading all your "particulars" I have something very serious to ask you.....how many shuttle launches have you seen? Big cahonas dude, big, massive, titanium cahonas!
Personally, I'm not going out that far on a limb, statistically speaking, it's a good thing to lower the "odds" of some whacko showing up at your door for whatever reason. Like I said before, I'm trained in defensive use's of the hand and foot so to speak, trained and practiced in weaponry of many types, have (and have had) a very large, attack trained German Shepherd, carry a .45 filled with very nasty p core bons with a back-up .38, stashed nearby (just in case). Some may call me paranoid (just not to my face lol) others know me and know what's come my way, they call me a friend.
Now in over 30 years at this level of "protection" how many times has it been needed?....(not including hunting "issues") 9 so far....two time's a gun has come out, though never fired, (one held for arrest, one got scared off) physical defensive use of karate....serious defensive (fights) here, some with multiple attackers, once with a cast on my arm (talk about a dumb ass) used 6 times, (resulting in 4 arrests, no not me) and one dog incident, (in conjunction with above gun incident). All this fucking bullshit in a "nice" town, never instigated by me (ok I was a "bouncer" at a bar for the karate shit, fucking drunks) the rest occurred at my home. There are freaks out there no doubt about it, druggies that will kill you for a buck, etc, so back to the odds...odds are I wont be "dispatched" by some nut job, but look at my experience, training and the "armory" I own...not exactly "main stream" is it! Most people are victims just there for the taking!
The rules of defense on the "Internet" aren't so clear, the rules of defense on the street are.....FYI here they are........
1. Pay Attention! Avoid the Trap of Familiarity.
2. Accept the fact that you are being attacked. Denial will delay your defense.
3. Be Flexible! Never force a technique to a situation.
4. Never underestimate your attacker.
5. The more ferocious the attitude, the more effective the technique.
6. There is no such thing as "fair" in a fight for survival. Assume nothing.
Expect anything.
7. Give respect freely. Give trust cautiously.
8. Keep your techniques simple.
9. Fight your own fight. Capitalize on your strengths and minimize your weaknesses.
10. Running results in the least injury. But only run when it is safe to do so.
11. Expect to get hurt. Allow no hesitation at the sight of your own blood.
12. Utilize your environment. Understand its impediments and advantages.
13. Make use of any and all options or openings.
14. Prioritize your defense:
Identify
Avoid
Redirect/Amplify
Block
Receive injuries in non-vital areas
Stay Conscious
Survive
15. Action is faster than reaction. Minimize your reaction time with awareness. Maximize the attacker's reaction time with distractions.
16. After an attack has started, you have one, maybe two moves, to get it done.
17. If you have no defense, then attack.
18. Keep your balance. Steal your attacker's balance.
19. Practice! Test everything you accept... examine everything you reject.
20. Keep your wits. Avoid panic. Ask yourself "Am I in immediate danger?".
21. Plan and decide now. Don't wait until it happens.
22. Keep your attacker guessing... throw them off with the unexpected. Surprise is your best defense.
23. If you are not in control of yourself then your attacker is.
24. Saving Your Face is not worth Losing Your Life. No one ever died of embarrassment.
25. Listen to your instincts. Discern the cause of your gut feelings. Validate or dismiss intuition objectively.
26. Be Goal Oriented vs. Task Oriented. Minimize the number of things an attacker can do versus countering what they are doing.
27. Only go hand-to-hand as a last resort... first exhaust every weapon in your environment.
28. Never give up an edge... physical, mental, environmental or psychological. Never allow all of your weapons to be taken away.
29. Never corner an offender. Leave them an avenue of escape.
30. "Never Give Up. Never Give Up. Never Give Up."
I don't now why C got so po'd about your comments, I think that twit in question really did get under his skin (mine too) to that I say...
C, I wasn't bullshiting in my above "out of left field" comments, he is gone for good! And anyone else who would like to join the "nut job" classification here on Glumbert, and threaten, spew racism and bigotry, will join muck fuck in the booted out on your ass club....watch and witness!
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