chum 2 noun chopped fish, fish fluids, and other material thrown overboard as angling bait. • refuse from fish, esp. that remaining after expressing oil. verb [ intrans. ] use chum as bait when fishing. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin.
RandullFlunk...keep it up. You are googling your way back to literate.
Thos spelling blocks in your playroom are much too first grade for you. Soon you will know everything about US History and Evolution that the internet has to offer.
I sure do know about my own countries history! Remember a few days ago when I busted your ass on the subject LOLOLOL !
Forced you to quick search your over zealous egotistic comments until I finely shut you down on the matter!! LMAO!! And any one who wants may go and have a look!
You cant erase your past ignorance off these threads! But you can change your almost sure to be arrogant, self important, egomaniacal ,elitist ,,,,,,,,Vapidly running comments that border on insipidness!!! I would consider computer suicide if it weren't for the fact that I really do wish to see what sort of nonsensical gibberish you will adorn us with next!
You!, my pathetic little man, are a social retard!
PLEAS! find me one person on this site that agrees w/ your views!
And I'm not talking about people you invent either!
You seem to think me stupid, yet I smacked your head a few times and continue to do so!
Its pretty simple no one here seems to share your opinion of me! Thoe ,,almost everyone here shares my opinion of you!!? Go figure!
That for you is a sad truth! You should take a good look at yourself! Hell, I don't know what you see but it sure ain't what the rest of us here see.
chum 2 noun chopped fish, fish fluids, and other material thrown overboard as angling bait. • refuse from fish, esp. that remaining after expressing oil. verb [ intrans. ] use chum as bait when fishing. ORIGIN mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin.
I see u have a first post, well if u expect to get any more you have your work cut out for you. Because these glumebrt guyS are good at it. The guys like (canuk,mako,randal,douche,vanker,throb,riza,pod,miter,stream,ace,chaz,
chum,exct.) If I failed to state your name dont feel bad or left out there is just so many of u sorry. But anyway those guys are Pros at FIRST posting. I dare not try because I find it too difficult to make it to the comp in time.
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHO THE BEST FIRST POSTER IS.
HEREYE HEREYE ALL GLUMBERTANS.... I HEREBY PROPOSE A FRIENDLY COMPETION BETWEEN THE GLUMBERTAN PEOPLE. ALL WHO WISH TO COMPETE ARE WELCOME TO DO SO.
I DUBB THIS COMPETITION "THE KING FIRST POSTER CONTEST"
RULES,
STARTING NOVEMBER "FIRST" (how ironic that the "KING FIRST POSTER CONTEST" start on the "FIRST") AND END ON DECEMBER THIRTY-FIRST. THIS WILL GIVE A TWO MONTH PEROID FOR ALL COMPETITORS TO GET AS MANY "FIRST" POST'S AS POSSIBLE IN THAT TIME FRAME. I SHALL KEEP COUNT AND POST THE LEADERS WEEKLY. AT THE END OF THE CONTEST I SHALL POST THE WINNER. FURTHER-MORE THE LAW OF RANDAL DOES APPLY.
REWARD,
THE WINNER SHALL BE NAMED THE "KING FIRST POSTER", AND ALL THE LOOSING COMPETETIORS MUST SAY IN EVERY POST THEY MAKE FOR THE FOLLOWING AMOUNT OF TIME TO BE DETERMINED.
" ALL HAIL (winners name), THE KING FIRST POSTER"
SO ANY ONE WHO IS INTRESTED JUST SAY SO IN A POST BEFORE THE START OF THE CONTEST AND I WILL TAKE YOUR NAME DOWN IN ACCORDANCE.
ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO BE INVOLVED IN THE CONTEST PLEASE GIVE YOUR INPUT BEFORE THE START ON HOW LONG THE WINNERS REWARD SHALL LAST (minimum of one month, maximum of one year)
Ranger - I'd say I'd be in on this competition but normally time zones mean I had freaky luck before and it won't happen again so I'll gracefully duck out
Picks up phone and dials number.........................Uh yes hello mrs. Ellis ......Oh good,, I'm glad I caught you while your home!! The renovation I was going to start this coming month....Yes well something has come up and it seems its going to take all of november...........................Yes thats right dear I'm sorry also,, but its a priority!...Well goodbye then...click...disconnects phone....goes to hamper pulls out his old dirty faded glumbert t-shirt. puts it on over the ski parka he also happens to be wearing regardless if its 80 degrees!
Front of shirt reads ( I'M PAPPA FIRSSST!!) on the back reads (CHUMM SUCKS)!! Goes to fridge (Hasn't worked in five months) pulls out a very warm mr.Pib. Sits down at his computer and smiles inwardly and says to himself,,or more to the computer....So a posting First contest.......Smile fades replaced by a maniacal grimace.....let the good times roll..ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAAAARRGGGGGGG!!!
Mein days of competing are over. I vish only to lie down vith mein armadilloes und gaze at ze stars.
However........ If I am lucky enough to post first, I vill bellow triumphantly und feel young again. I vish all ze young men success in ze contest.
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