Best Lawyer Ever!

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First:grp24
1 year ago
FIRST!!!!!
1 year ago
OMG!!! YES!!! FIRST AGAIN!

I am a GOD!
1 year ago
Hardly....
1 year ago
Settle down now....
1 year ago
Being in Contempt of Court is very funny.
1 year ago
I see that glumbert is trying a new strategy. Maybe if theres a bunch of videos posted in one day we can't complain about how bad that one video was!

Quanity > Quality?
1 year ago
He just wanted to flip him off in court, kudos to him!
1 year ago
A perfect example of how the court system is a financial drain on taxpayers and clients of pompus lawyers!
1 year ago
Exactly!
1 year ago
It's America. Somebody's gotta do it.
1 year ago
was that princess laya's ungly sister fliping the bird?
1 year ago
My question; is this man on trail for flipping someone off in traffic? I was actually arrested for flipping off someone in traffic.

I was driving down the parkway in my 69 RS convertible Camaro (the car I miss most), going over a bridge when suddenly a big shiny new Chrysler (land yacht) cut me off....then he wouldn't let me pass, so I gave him the one finger salute as I punched the gas on that monster (327cid with 202 heads that had about 400 hp), as I went by I noticed it was an old man and his wife (who was noticeably shocked at my "salute"). A couple of miles down the road at a red light, I see him out his car and walking up behind me mad as all hell. He came up and cussed me out big time, which I thought was kinda funny, being a teen punk and all. He stormed away and I thought that was that. A month later I was pulled over for speeding (which back then was a weekly occurrence) but this time he said there was a warrant out for my arrest! They hauled me in, and told me I had a bench warrant for "improper lane change"! Of course I told them I was never given a ticket for that and what the hell are they talking about! Turns out the man in the Chrysler was a big shot Chrysler exec, which apparently are able to have someone ticketed for a misdemeanor offense without the law present! So I decided to fight it. In court, I was summarily scolded, got a big fine and points! That was 33 years ago and it still pisses me off!

Oh well, the good ole days! Just think if they had computers then, I would have missed all that fun and excitement!
1 year ago
If you were a young punk, then how the hell did you have a 69 Camaro in the 50's???
1 year ago
sinkingboat69-
33 years ago would be 1975 not the 50's..
1 year ago
Um.....yeah....LOL!
1 year ago
power and money makes the world go round.Since this lesson was done in your youth you should have learned the lesson and become rich and power full . Did you or just get pissed off ?
1 year ago
C-man, I'm rich and powerful....where it really counts.... I'm a multi-millionaire (just currently out of money), people in my "circle" look up to me, respect me (I earned it), come to me for answers to their questions, can count on me at all times, my kids are doing great, I'm an honest, generous, faithful guy, my dog obeys me (from a kind but strong hand), don't take life too seriously, I've lived my life to the fullest without stepping all over others, have no enemies, no burnt bridges (well metaphorically speaking)....now that's power! (and then there's the power I pack in other ways LOL)
1 year ago
sinkingboat ... you should have kicked off your shoes to figure that one out ... you freakin' hillbilly ;-P
1 year ago
Would not have helped, he counts: ...19, 20, many, many...
1 year ago
I had a guy cut me off then slammed his brakes in front off me on the highway he continued to do this for about a mile. I followed him . When he got out of his truck i met him on the side of the road to exchange pleasantries. My mistake was carrying him into a police station to have him charged with assault . I got charged instead . He had a broken knee , nose. and jaw. That cost me $2500 for a lawyer and a small fine of $1000 that was to be paid to the heart and stroke . then was dismissed by the judge . The instigator got the same fine . The crown wanted my head, but his witness under cross examinations admitted why he started the altercation . Quote, I hated being passed by a red porsche with a guy and a Blondie. I was going to show them what life was all about.
1 year ago
LOL! I HATE that! The ole cut em off and stomp on the brakes ass holes. Back in the day when I was racing cars (SCCA sports Renault), I learned I nice little trick, what the cops now call the PIT maneuver, which I also learned how to control when used on ME! Here's a real good video showing both....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g4CIYR7lIk
1 year ago
Oh and then there's the "roach em" maneuver, when YOU want to be the asshole...get in front of jerk, use emergency brake (no brake lights) LOL gets em every time!
1 year ago
OK, I'm so f-ing happy! I finally have a new computer!!! Bout freaking time! This sucker is blazing fast, Intel duo quad core, 6 gigs ram oh yeah! Now I can get back to my nutty video making, astrophotography and gaming, I'm geeked!
1 year ago
Your new computer won't make you smarter. Stick to setting off little explosions in your wood.
1 year ago
Wont make me smarter??? Only a big dick would say that!
1 year ago
Miter - I respect your right to use explosives to impress people. But, believe me, having an enormous tool between your legs is the way to go. I know you can't do anything about that, but I suppose you could channel your envy into something constructive.
1 year ago
LOL, OK Mr. big tool, whatever you say. A couple of points to bring up though...I don't go around impressing people with explosives, not intentionally anyway, I'm a pyromaniac with alchemic tendencies who loves the brisance of a well made device of my own design and construction..no showing off needed, not to mention the fact that it is not a "right" it is a privilege with a lot of strings attached.

Secondly, I'm not exactly deficient in the "tool" category either, not that's any of your business. I have noticed however, those that brag are merely doing so due to their "shortcomings".
1 year ago
enormouse here we go embellishing the truth again. Are you mistaken isn't it your nose that is growing like pinocchio's. LOL
5 months ago
A lawyer, according to Black's Law Dictionary, is "a person learned in the law; as an attorney, counsel or solicitor; a person licensed to practice law. The role of the lawyer varies significantly across legal jurisdictions, and so it can be treated here in only the most general terms.

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