glumbert

Looks like this fellow has Ehlers Danlos. He better hurry up and make money while he still can.

It is a genetic flaw that causes stretchy skin and tendons, but most of these people live short lives, because there are many health problems that go with it.

Yeah, well it's too bad your "alt freund" J. Mengele had to croak in Argentina the way he did, Mein Herr.

I guess suntanning down there can be a bitch....huh?

(quirks an eyebrow)

A rumour that you're "me", huh?

This would then mean that PERFECTION has been improved upon, and since we all know that this is impossible to do, you therefore CANNOT be "me".

This simple excercise in common sense, immediately squashes that rumour.

Got that, Col. Klink?

HA!

A quote Canuck said to me:

"Deep down underneath all that childish, juvenile, self-absorbed muckity-muck....can possibly lurk a half-decent fellow."

Need I comment on your post?

Your point?

He'll bring the hot water, if you bring the tea bag?

LOLOL

(scratching my head here)

I reckon so.

Sure beats any theory I have.

lololol

I think it goes well beyond self-absorbed.

Syz- What's the deal with the hot water? The bottom line is that you know where the bag goes.

More wise, wise words from the truthsayer.

For he shall bring forth wisdom to all

oh yeah i think that was actually pretty cool.and creepy very creepy

This guys got nothing on Canuck. The guy on the video almost had his head in his ass, whereas everyone knows that Canuck can insert his head all the way up to his neck.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i think he's sleeping...

This guy doesn't need to go out - he could give himself head (based on his performance, he probably has)

Not sure who turns me on more, the Hoffmeister or the contortionist. They're both pretty hot.

Or he could just jack-off-in-a-box

mako:

Any bets on how many different variants my "fan club" can create?

I'm actually surprised they had the capability to get this far.

Mis - It must be a common problem, I have heard that so many times.

Good question C - mind you I don't think they have jobs, wives, girlfriends or anything else particulalry significant in their lives other than Glumbert so we'll have to wait and see!

Should be fun! :-)

(Pass the vaseline and welfare check)....ERM.......Did I say that outloud? Nevermind guys.


Mako, the pot calling the kettle black?

Hey Doucheboy... is that a common request in your place of abode?

Where's the soap Dad?

Yes, it does, doesn't it.

Did you get that?

ALIAS,ALIAS I MARK THEE ALIAS

oh. and if bush got his way we could fit all of iraq in that box!

Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes, Sex Jokes

Happy now?

LOLOLOL

hillary sucks. get a life