First!

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9 months ago
first?
9 months ago
You are truly an inspiration i mean that. you are the bench mark for shit no offence intended. as i also aspire to be first. humble respect to you.
9 months ago
Fuck being first. I understand "First" means

Fat
Ingorant
Rat
Sucking
Turd.
many will come, many will slap the ASS in the name of the father who smokes, but they will be in the minority like the MURDERER who keeps at the distance, do not be be fooled, or be ASLEEP on newspapers, the king is coming, almost here, smoother than the blood of children when dreaming, when the breathing stops, then it will have gotten serious, no more opportunity to DUCK
9 months ago
My thoughts exactly Soothesayer.
9 months ago
sooth....I see stuff like that on spam I often receive...always wondered where disjoined non-sequitors came from. Do you sell them or give them free to the spammers?
9 months ago
second
9 months ago
Helloiam, without smartsushy you are nothing.

NOTHING you hear!?
9 months ago
Mako, any Turkey in the fridge!
9 months ago
?
9 months ago
Hey RF - just catching up on the Turkey jokes! LOL!
9 months ago
smartsushy sucks balls
9 months ago
nice coat;;;;;;
9 months ago
first 2
9 months ago
first plus twp
9 months ago
first plus two
9 months ago
I wish i was talented enough to be first.
9 months ago
Methinks this young fellow doth poke fun at us. I will borrow my own phrase from the puking santa murderer. Little shithead.
9 months ago
He spends so much time first-ing, he doesn't work so he can't pay the heating bill. Yaaawnnn!
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Hey everyone,

Did any one notice that of all the screen-names he said none of them have appeared here on glumbert? He was posting first on all the sucky rookie sites. I do belive that here in glummy land, all of you, my my faithful glumberter buddies would make him your bitch. He doesnt stand a chance against you guys and gals.
9 months ago
the video is clearly facetious....

the first posts are the worst thing about this site. even when they modified it so it people could get the lame satisfaction of doing it without actually clogging up the comments section, you clowns still post it and continually postpone any humorous or meaningful discussion regarding the video. i was hoping it would be a fad that would die out, but i'm beginning to wonder.
9 months ago
LOL "postpone" "clogging up" the comments...LOL Oh man, I don't care who you are, that's funny!
9 months ago
Just wait till you post first......then I'll listen to what you say.
9 months ago
On the other hand, he doesn't look stupid enough to believe what he says. Maybe he is laughing at firsts (as freetobe1962 suggested). Trouble is, it will probably encourage them.
9 months ago
look at the coat. It's the Camuck???
9 months ago
camuck is gone forever!
9 months ago
this guy has no future, soon the power will go off, didn't pay the electric bill either,
whatever he says, art form my ass.
9 months ago
The problem is: He's just not funny.
9 months ago
agreed
9 months ago
Hilarious...unless you're a dork that actually posts "FIRST".
9 months ago
agree
9 months ago
hey someone post " first" in my ytbe video XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDN4mY6ssxA
9 months ago
Done!
9 months ago
thanks mitercut!! XD
9 months ago
first.....to tell you that you need to get a life...serious dude....get. a. LIFE.
9 months ago
Uhhh who cares? Is this guy in Alaska?
9 months ago
I talked to Satan and he said this guy is NOT doing his work.
9 months ago
My favorite part is when he starts to lose it as he's saying "mull it over" ...lol. Good shtuff.
9 months ago
Ah hah hahahaha... when he goes to drink his beer too. :P lol
9 months ago
this video makes my heart smile.
9 months ago
stupid
9 months ago
soooooo oooooold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw this vid long before dinousaurs walked the earth
9 months ago
First!
9 months ago
For crying out loud, so much arrogance and self importance yet what does he actually do? Really, is this life changing. No. Are insightful comments so wrong?
9 months ago
First!
9 months ago
its an internet "high"
9 months ago
so true, so I'll sing you a song..................first gives you a highhhhhh.............high, high, high, high, highhhhhhhhhh.......high.....high, high, high, high, highhhhhhhhhhhh........ (so who wins a pretty penny by telling me what that song is and what movie it's from!)
9 months ago
Riza is it anything with Ceech and Chong in it?

;-)
9 months ago
Jay and Silent Bob?
9 months ago
I'll give you a hint.....Tom Cruise and Hookers.
9 months ago
If this obvious satire leads "first posters" to become
defensive and/or ashamed, then it is to the greater good.
Thank you, one and all.
9 months ago
no f888ing chance surferbum22. "We're dedicated to posting first..."
FIRST...and a bit
9 months ago
shit... i meant stutz.... not surferbum.... gah!
9 months ago
I admire your militant "FIRST" stance, maricon
9 months ago
merde... I meant manolo.... my apologies!
9 months ago
lol stutz.

I'll give you that one.

muy bueno, chaval.


FIRST.
9 months ago
k...but thanks for thinking of me!
9 months ago
no idea what first means, sounds really gay however
9 months ago
maybe it's that thunderbud there 420 ;-)
9 months ago
its the diesel!
9 months ago
What a fuckin Faggot!!!!!!!
9 months ago
That video is awesome! I have a new mission in life


TWENTY SECOND!
9 months ago
old. not news, needs pruning.
9 months ago
Satan is a Turkish ambulance driver.
9 months ago
Seen it before. And for some reason it seems like it was on here, but I guess not...
9 months ago
This person's house must be very cold. That aside, he is plainly an imbecile of the highest magnitude.
9 months ago
*yawns*
9 months ago
has anyone seen my jujubees?
9 months ago
Whoever made this video is cool! Way to mock all those "first" retards.
9 months ago
That's "first" boring challenged.....if you please.
9 months ago
hey monta,

clevelandmudslide dressed up like a ninja snuck in to your house and pooped in your fridge, shoes, and washingmachine
9 months ago
Wow I wish I had the time to sit around all day like an ass and post shit on every site that comes to mind.
9 months ago
Ahhhhhh, study hard and study well larryson.......you too can learn..............but can you post shit as good as me?
9 months ago
GAHAHAH! FIRST to LAST! BITCHES!
9 months ago
imagine this guy making love with his girl:''oh baby............oh,sorry but i must be FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTT............
9 months ago
You're as useful as tits on a bull. Grow Up!
9 months ago
The dumbbutts that this is intended for won't even get it
3 months ago
1 yuppie - 1 little lady 40oz - 1 sad life
a documentry documenting the worthless of his worthlessness.
drink it in!
LAST......person hopeful to ever watch this.
4 weeks ago
last!

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