That would be funny. Imagine if you were walking down the street walking by this guys house on a dreary, spooky night with a full moon. Out in the country with coyotes howling in the background and a cemetery close by.
This mother snatcher is in the house practicing and his lights are going on and off 14 times a second. You'd think some Exorcist type crap is going on in there.
A WACKY new craze is causing deep concern among the medical profession.
"Speed clapping", as it is known, began as a harmless hobby for the nation's youth, but accident and emergency wards are filled to bursting point with youngsters trying out the latest "in thing".
Hundreds of teenagers have been trying to beat the record of 14 hand claps per second set earlier this year by insane homosexual Kent French, an unemployed tyre fitter from Duluth, Minnesota.
Self inflicted injuries range from badly bruised palms, to dislocated fingers and digits actually breaking off. And there are reports of several deaths caused by "clappers" being shot or beheaded by exasperated fellow family members and neighbours.
Lester Bogey, a 58-year-old who garrotted his son Chuck (9) after hearing him clap non-stop for 13 hours in his bedroom, is due to appear before a judge in Madison County tomorrow.
He said: "First off I figured the little bastard was jerkin' off. When I was his age I used to pull my pecker for days on end, and I wouldn't have minded if he was doin' that. But when I sneaked a look through his keyhole and saw what he was doin' I just kinda flipped."
Doctors fear medical services will be unable to cope with the fast-growing numbers of casualties.
Director of Medicine at the Nanook Clinic in Gnome, Alaska, Dr Peau Larbare, said: "Up here we got long hours of darkness this time of year, and the kids just keep on clapping. It could become a real big problem cos they just don't seem to know when to quit."
A White House spokesman said: "Of course, anything which affects the health of our young people is a cause for concern, and President Bush is taking it very seriously. So far, he has managed nine claps a second, but I'm afraid he has been using only one hand. Other than that, he doesn't give a shit."
This guy comes off as pretty cocky for someone who just claps really fast. It's kind of like the guy who wins all the hot dog contests. I certainly couldn't do it, but would I want to?
The sad thing is this fuck thinks he is a STUDD! He is probably a gay man's dream. I wouldn't know. Anyone want to comment? Randall, didn't I see you in another thread pouring your heart out for this guy? Maybe it was just me? Ohhh wait....backs out of the room, not wanting to expose backside.
Well douche, if you watch and listen real close you will notice the actual hand clapping and the sound are out of sync!
the reason for this you might ask is, it was dubbed! Yes Dubbed!! Again, Why you ask?
For this simple reason. he could not clap fast enough to make the sounds you think he's making! No you're not!
The only thing fast enough to make that sound, AND still make it appear it's someone clapping real fast, Is my Balls slapping up against the thighs of the leave britney alone guy!
And there you have it ! i was there when this took place, And due to my genuine concern for everyones entertainment. Well need I say more!
Now you know, and I hope you all learned something from this!
OMG BILL!!!!! Don't you mean a cold shower?????? AHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Runs from the mofo building!!!!!!*
I got a horrid visual. Randy's balls slapping as if he is porking the Britney dude in rythym (read this post and listen to the clapping). Maybe thats why the dude was crying in the video and not the heartfelt sympathy for Brittney. His ass was getting bruised. At least at some point, I am hoping it went numb.
Fellows, i leave you with this, If we can't make fun of ourselves then we've no right to make fun of others! Bill, Douche, and the rest of the glummbies gang,.... you's guys is all right!
May be that this guy is a bare knucks boxer and his opponent never gets in a punch. He just 'fast slaps' the other guy into submission within the first minutes. Anyway if You were on the receiving end of this 'clapping' it would be hard to think.
A local girl, 'fast slaps' the snot out of all contenders. Her name is 'Holly Holm'. (Google) ......... daflikkers.blogspot
chummlln..what a moron....wtfs a "symp anyway"? sorry, never heard the term. (unless its a WANKERLAND EXCLUSIVE, THEN THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT, AS I AM NOT a wanker....)
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