Gonna 'Eye of the Tiger' it mothfucka! You saw me at the end of the clip getting warmed up to kick your ass all over the place. I'm gonna kick you in the back when your curled up in a ball becuase your not gonna fight back!
I wanted to do my appearance naked, but they said my man tits might detract from the video.
billboat,,regarding the subsequent post i worried about you you may have overdosed on "diversity awareness day" i recommend a stringent colonic cleansing regime be started ASAP
Whas up my nigga B Dawg? B is da new pimpalicious homeslice. Come at him sideways and he's gonna pull out his silver gat and put a 357 slug in yo ass. B will be slappin and jackin you wanna-be pimps and ho's. B dog has come out his gangsta closet. He's in touch with his hood self. Look out- he's the meanest motha fucka from north of the border.
*throws up some dueces*
*B returns the hand gesture with the shocker*
"How are you today billboat? billboat is new to the area. if you anger him, he may shoot you. billboat will be keeping his people in line. billboat has decided he likes his new position, he's enjoying it. Don't approach him, he has a fiery temper"
LOL!! Free, your job at the U.N awaits you as Ebonics translator! For the Nation of Hip Hop! You will make adequate cash, But you be stylin in da Bling, an wit a whole new grill set up in yo face!!
Pretty good FTB for being mid-40's. You got some hip-hop heritage? AWW Yeah. I make Vanilla Ice look like a white guy, I'm so hard!
Few corrections needed:
"B is da new pimpalicious homeslice"=Bill is the new cool homeboy.
The dueces= Peace sign on both hands with the peace signs pointing perpendicular to the body so that the fingers point towards each other. The translation of throwing up dueces is like saying, "Later Dude." You can throw up a duece and it means the same thing. No difference between a duece and dueces.
The shocker. Bill was throwing up the shocker, not me. He is the perv. Anyways, the shocker is where you take one hand and have your palm facing your torso with your fingers extended out. Take you ring finger bend it back towards your palm. Also, lay your thumb down so that it is parallel with your index finger.
Ok now that your hand is in position this signifies, ummmmm well. Let's just say two fingers go in the pink and one in the stink.
Ohh Yeah, and Randall you want some of this bitch?
regarding your previous post. You make reference to a silverplated 357 revolver, this type of weapon is currently not in style in the hiphop world...stick with the classics...9mm, .45 , or even the desert eagle, in fact all large caliber automatics are acceptable,,, oh and just remember 2 things when discharging the firearm a.) hold the gun sideways so the sights are useless b.) be sure to hit any innocent bystanders in the area
p.s. the silver 357,,, well let's just say that reeks of mexican mafia...
I'm breakin off from the traditional hip-hoppers. Startin' my own G-Town Thuggin Posse'. They like guns that don't have the stopping power I crave. You know when you're they're doin' a drive-by ya' gotta take out their engine block, nothing stops it like a 357.
Hey used, hope you come back to read this. First of all, I found myself laughing my ass off, oh yeah, LMAO, because I was scrolling up and down the page, muttering to myself, Let's see, where can I get under "used"?. LOL. too funny.
And second, I was really interested in your translations. I was just flying by the seat of my pants there myself, bullshitting along. No hip-hop heritage. LMAO at the "shocker". And the deuce is pretty cool. Made sense.
Bye for now.
FTB, you threw in a oh yeah. Did you mean AWW YEA! If that's the case then you got a little hip-hop in ya thats in da closet. I'm gonna bring it out!!!! Someone else might have done the translation, but you really did a fine sugarcoating job. I laughed my ass off at your translation into boring old white dude language!
Wow, usually the shocker is not a conversation topic. LOL!!! Younger peeps think its funny, but as people get older they become more publically reserved. The hell with that. I'm in my mid-thirties and I'm getting worse.
Check back in about 24 hours and I'll spit a few verses about you. You'll be able to do the translation on yourself, so that old whitey's **points Bill's way** will be able to understand.
Throw those hands in da' air we got FTB in the motha fuckin hause!!
**Randal sits there not doing anything, cuz he thinks hes a big pimpin**
**Bills in da corner blazing a bleezie, **
**Chuck was the boss baller until FTB strolled in now he's mean muggin'**
Check one, check two, don't make FTB check you. FTB throws the pimp hand to Randall. Awww shit Randy's bringing back nubs, and now he's a busta slapnut. FTB lays down a few brownies on Randy's dome so next time he betta recognize. FTB is da' bomb facheezie! Chuck jumps up and tries to get crunk. FTB shows the pimp hand to juke and then throws her dogs on him. She went bobo keys on dat ass now Chuck's pushin up daisies. UDB throws out his props to FTB. Bill thinks hes gonna come from the shoulders, but takes a philly from FTB. Bill decides to chill and be the rooti poo. FTB's crackin' up cuz she didn't have to pull her gat, and she won't have to fix her tracks. Next time I come around you best have some Benjamins I can bamboozle. I don't care if ya got to hit a lick to get it. I want my cabbage, bitches!
FTB looks at UDB and wants to bend corners in da bumping whip. Yea girl you got tips. Cupcaking out the do'. We outtie, Biotches!
This ones kinda deep. Have fun translating and if you need some help, hit me up.
Ok used, I had to scroll up quite a ways so I could get "under" you again.
This is a tough one but I'm up for the challenge. Here's my best attempt.
Let's get happy because freetobe is here.
Randall doesn't care, because he's above it all.
Bills off to the side smoking marijauna
Chuck was in charge until free got here, but now he's a sourpuss.
Straighten up, or FTB will keep you in line. FTB shrugs Randall off. Randall is insulted, and begins to speak his mind. FTB bests him in word-play, so Randall is forced to respect her. FTB is the winner. Chuck decides to add his two cents, at which time, FTB slaps him so hard he dies. UDB tosses FTB a weapon, and when Bill tries to sneak up from behind, FTB gives him a shot from the side. Whereupon Bill backs down and accepts a less prestigious position. FTB thinks it's funny she didn't have to use her weapon to win the fight, and won't have to prepare it for next time. In the future, FTB is hoping for easily duped customers. FTB is uncaring what the young ladies have to do in order to earn money, just as long as they give it to her.
FTB and UDB think about doing the nasty. He is impressed with her. Ladies and Gentleman, FTB and UDB have left the building.
Tobe!! that was so white,it made tears fall from my eyes from laughing so hard!! I loved the line in particular ...... (Whereupon Bill backs down and accepts a less prestigious position) LOLOLOL!!!! Now I'm on my way down to try and embellish on the Rizan a da moons ditty!
and, really glad you enjoyed it randal. It was a struggle for me . I really don't know hip hop at all. The ONLY two things I know are that Tupak was shot, and M and M hates his mother. Those two facts have trickled in somehow.
I laughed my ass off and nearly started tearing up reading FTB's translation. It was not an easy one to translate. I like her's better as I may have got lucky ;-)
Anyways here is the traslation. Will try to get it into as old white dude as possible:
Throw those hands in da' air we got FTB in the motha fuckin hause!! (Show FTB some respect because she is entering the dwelling.)
**Randal sits there not doing anything, cuz he thinks hes a big pimpin**
(Randal is not responding to my request because he thinks he is a studd so he shouldn't have to do anything.)
**Bills in da corner blazing a bleezie, **
(Bill is sitting in the corner inhaling cannabis)
**Chuck was the boss baller until FTB strolled in now he's mean muggin'** (Chuck calls the shot as he is the gang leader until FTB entered the establishment and he knew he was outclassed so he tried to intimidate FTB by staring at her in a vicious way.)
Check one, check two, don't make FTB check you. (You better straighten up or FTB will have to give an attitude adjustment to the perpetrators)
FTB throws the pimp hand to Randall. (FTB lambastes Randal with the back of her hand)
Awww shit Randy's bringing back nubs, and now he's a busta slapnut. (This is not good for Randal as he is losing the fight, and he is now considered FTB's punk whore)
FTB lays down a few brownies on Randy's dome so next time he betta recognize. (FTB insults Randy by placing a few pennies on his head so that he will remember to respect her in the future)
FTB is da' bomb facheezie! (FTB is really exceptional)
Chuck jumps up and tries to get crunk. (Chuck stands up to instigate a fight with FTB)
FTB shows the pimp hand to juke and then throws her dogs on him. (FTB throws a classic backhand up in order to make Chuck think he is going to get slapped, but FTB actually decides to fist fight Chuck)
She went bobo keys on dat ass now Chuck's pushin up daisies. (FTB went crazy and threw a serious beatdown onto Chuck to the point that he has successfully passed from this Earth)
UDB throws out his props to FTB. (UDB throws out one hand to FTB so we can touch fists as a sign of respect and congratulations for whooping on Chuck Norris)
Bill thinks hes gonna come from the shoulders, but takes a philly from FTB. (Bill is prepared to fight FTB but he decides to take a joint from FTB)
Bill decides to chill and be the rooti poo. (Bill would rather smoke the joint while looking like a ghetto nerd than get into a fight)
FTB's crackin' up cuz she didn't have to pull her gat, and she won't have to fix her tracks. (FTB gets a deep belly laugh because she walked into their establishment without having to pull out her weapon and she doesn't even need to fix her hair after the fight. (Sign of disrespect (easy fight) to the perpetrators.))
Next time I come around you best have some Benjamins I can bamboozle. (The next time I come here you gentleman better have some $100 bills that I can take from you. (The equivalent of being the school yard bully and taking other kids lunch money))
I don't care if ya got to hit a lick to get it. (FTB doesn't care if they have to rob a bank in order to get the money)
I want my cabbage, bitches! (I would like to have my money next time I come around)
FTB looks at UDB and wants to bend corners in da bumping whip. (FTB gazes at UDB and wants to take a drive in his expensive car that has a good sound system)
Yea girl you got tips. (Yes my lady. You certainly know how to fight)
Cupcaking out the do'. (FTB and UDB walk out the door flirting with one another)
We outtie, Biotches! (We will see you guys later. Have a nice day)
Hey used! Been waiting to see how I did. Not even close on most points, but cruising toward the general gist on one or two. I had a blast though, so I'm a winner either way.
I'm open for more lessons on generational, cultural, background differences. I'm sure you understand, by now, this is not my area of expertise! Just a matter of no exposure. Small town, mid-life white girl. Where would I have ever gotten an inspiration to understand the hip hop world? It's out of my realm.
I feel a little more educated now though. ONLY a little, but any education is a good thing. Thanks used.
Is there anything at all I can help you with in regard to small town cheerleading, girl scouting, marching band, married, divorced, raising kids alone, working your ass off for peanuts, getting by, anxiety ridden, grief stricken, narrow little world? I could translate that pretty successfully!
You're very welcome there FTB. It would seem that I'm a person that I would resemble this dude on the video. I am completely the opposite and come across a little prudish at work. My employee's are suprised when I throw something out. Today one was joking around and called me a busta. I told her I know what a busta (punk) was and told her I was gonna go bobo keys on her when I throw my dogs on her. The employees looked at me like I was on crack, but busted out laughing in disbelief I knew this stuff. When your around it you pick it up.
Know the feeling of a small town environment as I grew up in one, but now in a major metropolitan area. Know the married
Keep your chin up girl. When I am down all I have to do is walk around the areas that I work and I will see disabled and elderly people that really do have it bad. If they can be positive enduring their situations then us "normal" people don't really have it so bad.
If your feeling down, remember you have Randy as your slapnut. Smack him around a little, I won't mind ;-) (Somehow I think Randy takes more abuse than he desrves) PSYCHE!
I thought the rapper was great, although not usually a fan of rap. (no backlash please, just the wrong generation!). Maybe I liked him cuz he made me laugh with his lyrics and dead on delivery.
I make pretty good spaghetti sauce too. The key is anchovies. You always gots to slip in some anchovies to enrich and bring out the sugars into the sauce.
CHUMMIN POPPINS: (speaking) Of course it’s a word. And unless I’m very much mistaken, I think it’s going to prove a rather useful one. (singing) When trying to express myself, I frankly quite absurd To leaf through lengthy lexicons, to find the perfect word. A little spontaneity keeps conversation keen You need to find a way to say precisely what you mean. Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious Even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
ANYONE WITH BRAINS: (speaking) But it doesn’t mean anything!
CHUMMIN POPPINS: (speaking) It can mean precisely what I want it to! (singing) When stone-age men were chatting, simply grunting would suffice.
STREAM: Though if they’d heard this word, they might have used it once or twice.(ten thousand years ago,but six would be nice)
CHUMMIN POPPINS: (speaking) That’s right.
MRS. PALSM: I’m sure Egyptian pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff. Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph! Oh! Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious
CHUMMIN POPPINS: Add some further flourishes, it’s so
MRS. PALSM Ahhh
CHUMMIN POPPINS Ahhhh
ANYONE WITH BRAINS: nah-nah-nah-nah.
ALL GWB SUPPORTER: Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious! Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
ANYONE WITH BRAINS: The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths
STREAM: The ancient Greeks, I’m certain, could have used it in their myths but only if ten thousand years ago, hell lets just make it six .
CHUMMIN POPPINS: I’m sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this! Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious!
CHUMMIN POPPINS: If you say it softly, the effect can be hypnocious.
STREAM: chummin Check your breath before you speak, for you have halitotious!
CHUMMIN POPPINS: (speaking) Oh, STREAM.
ALL GWB SUPPORTERS: Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious! Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay!
CHUMMIN POPPINS: Of course, you can say it backwards, which is suoicodiliaipxellaerauoyspmysrorretrepus.
PALMS: he made me all sticky, but it feels bloody good!
CHUMMIN POPPINS: So when you hear people speaking their minds, there’s no need for dismay. Just summon up this word and then you’ve got a lot to say.
ALL GWB SUPPORTERS: (Singing) Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough, you’ll always sound precocious Superterrosympsyouareall
STREAM AND PALMS: Superterrorsympsyouareall
ALL GWB SUPPORTERS: Superterrorsympyouareallexpialidocious! Superterrorsympsyouareallexpialidocious!
UDB and FTB....uhhhahhhhummm......(clears throat)........the symphony tunes......the conductor approaches the dias.....(Tap, tap, tap).....a light melody ensues.......and.................douche and ftb sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.....first comes amazing sex.....then cums something......oops sorry, I meant.....then comes love.....then comes randal in a rolled up rug???? Sorry guys, I got nothing....care to improve on my lame attempt....I'm all ears.....
UDB and FTB....uhhhahhhhummm......(clears throat)........the symphony tunes......the conductor approaches the dias.....(Tap, tap, tap).....a light melody ensues.......and.................douche and ftb sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.....first comes amazing sex.....then cums something......oops sorry, I meant.....then comes love.....then comes randal in a rolled up rug...(Randal in da house)...scratching at flees seeing little bugs, asks ole douche why you smoke all dem drugs? Tobe walks in with a grill full a gold as Miter shows rolls up feelin mighty bold ...but his glock locked up cause full a michigan mold ... its a all out battle wen da truth be told....(hands the mike to.....?)
Politely removes the mic from Bill as he is searching for his Duncan yoyoyo.
Canadian twins, Canuck and Bill are bummin' cause they wanna play pattycake with the one known as Chummin. Rizamoon ain't no Canadian flunkie, she's just a jealous 8 ball junkie.
Hold up Yella, rewind that shit (first comes amazing sex.....then cums something) **Smiles** **Does Barry White voice impersanation** Oh Yeah!
No prob Bill. Thought I would get an interesting response outta you for the pattycake thing! Got that ADD thing going. We got you covered. May need to get you a platinum grill that has zirconian encrusted dollar bills on the individual teeth.
Yella! Forward that shit otherwise I'll be doing thirdsies. My wrist is sore!
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