Engineer's Guide to Cats

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1 year ago
As I leave a big gooey mess for Gonnabefirst someday...
1 year ago
You need to check this out http://www.catvorkian.com very similar. funnier in my opinion.
1 year ago
i think i'm in love.
1 year ago
I like yo name. I'd like to rock ja booty.

Pimp

PS: Dis be my faverit Afican cuntry 2. How did U git dis name?
1 year ago
What's up w/cats named Oscar???
1 year ago
Better yet upon backtracking, why do I keep getting first on videos of pussies named "Oscar" Any Astrology types or Chinese fortune cookie people out there???
1 year ago
Sinking, bad news for you. This means that Venus is on da house with Uranus, your guess what they are doing.
1 year ago
double firsted by Oscars?
1 year ago
Hello sauerkraut.
1 year ago
Tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek hillarious. Loved it !

Nicely done, absolutely dead-on, and theatricized beautifully. I like cats. I love satire. I adore dead-pan humor.

This has it all. Still laughing.
1 year ago
i dont know why you colonials call them cats? we here on the emerald island refer to them as pussies!
like i saw in that movie on top there. i saw a few pussies. i saw a fat pussy.i saw what looked like a stinky pussy. i know i saw a hairy pussy,along with a fat pussy!

You there sure have many movies on pussies! now why may that be?
1 year ago
you must of been up from dusk til dawn thinking of that one.
1 year ago
Go die. Your joke sucked.
1 year ago
OK all you nonengineers, go out and get a cat.
Best vid in a month easy!
Cats are also good food.
1 year ago
nice pussies!
1 year ago
They're called cats, dumbshit.
See you under the bridge, sinkingboat. I suggest finding a good therapist before you get too far into your post-FIRST life.
1 year ago
My cat would never kill a mouse IN the house, I was sure he looked at them as guest and play friends. I watched him once and he played until he was beat, than layed down, a momment or two and the mouse ran off. another time he trapped one in the slider screen, played awhile and let it go. But outside he was a killer.
1 year ago
Cats love paper bags,
1 year ago
I hate cats. Not another cat video.
1 year ago
My cat lives just to shed her hair on the carpets.

My wife coo's to the cat. The cat responds by laying a while in her lap, then biting her.

Why am I plucking cat hair from the carpet all the time? Because my wife told me to.

Cats don' t live long. Unfortunately, some get diabetic before their passing on...that's an expensive deal. Our cat is diabetic....it's expensive.

I like cats. Other peoples' cats.
1 year ago
guys who own cats are gay and these "life partners" prove it
1 year ago
1 year ago
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY.
GET IT. IT'S SLANG FOR A CAT. BUT IT'S ALSO SLANG FOR A VAGINA.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I AM SO CLEVER.
1 year ago
Bad Qlanet, no posting for you! Silly Wabbit, Trix are for..........well, not you.
1 year ago
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Consider
1 year ago
KITTEH VIDEO!
1 year ago
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yourself
1 year ago
This is awesome - is he married?
1 year ago
hahahahahh - good one!
1 year ago
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erased
1 year ago
If I touch a cat with my face I'm gonna suffocate very very slowly and then die of itch.
1 year ago
Come on! Liking cats doesn't make you gay. I had a cat that I loved like a brother. When I was 18, and living with my gf, my mom asked me to take the cat because she was tired of cleaning his shit. But he had a horrible tendency to try to squeeze between my gf and I when we were having sex. I had to give that pervert back to my mom.
1 year ago
Is it ok to use the "s" word? I apologize if that offended anyone, I really should be more polite.
1 year ago
This freakin' rocks.

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