Well it depends on your frame of reference. In the black hole that exists where her brain is it would take forever to make it to the event horizon. The resulting frame has caused her thoughts to come out with a viewpoint that is 1600 years behind common knowledge of our frame.
Are these truly the flower of American womanhood?
Good God, they are so stupid I can't even see anything worth masturbating over. And that is saying something.
My god these women are stupid and it sums up what I thought the show would be like. A bunch of stupid lazy hous frous idiot talking instead of doing something with their lives.
Oh Boy! This is the start of something Big. I know the world is flat because God cooked up the whole thing in a big frying pan 4000 years ago. You cant fry up a spherical Earth from a Flat pan! The Earth is like a flapjack, and I know I've been to the edge in Missouri, and spit into the 'Show Me' space.
She never thought about the world being flat, just like the abortion protesters never thought about the consequences of their actions.
I also happen to know that America and Europe are on the Crispy Good side of the flapjack, and all those other crazy countries are on the underdone pale side.
She did not prove anything, she did not even really talk, that was the playback of the "useless phrases" part of the iPod THEY implanted in place of her brain (actually that was an upgrade, before she could only salivate).
And don't ask: You don't really want to find out who THEY are.
LOL! Now Randal the Great Squirrel has granted you another chance.... PLOP......!!!BLAM...... click ....... It's a miracle! Ye live again. Praise the Squirrel!
This is what's known offically as being "dumbed down".
This reality is by no means confined to U.S. society. On the contrary, we have have many folks up here are who are just as clueless, who operate on a relatively simplistic level, almost bordering on being "backwards".
Did you mean Tater or Tatler, couldn't make it out, Sheezus-sister-of Bushbeans? He (wrathofGod) sounded sort of made up and store bought, don't you think...sort of like the teats on a 2004 Playboy Bunny. It's a sin to die with a mock of God on your lips.
What an idiot, I like how she tried to play it off, like shes just some poor little old housewife, who would rather think about her kids then whether she is living on a pancake or an apple (Bad analogy). Like in her 40 some odd years of existence, she couldn't take 3 seconds to look at a picture of earth from outer space, and conclude that the earth is round. Willfully ignorant people make me sick.
IM ARTHUR im fearrflyins boifrend. shes alowin me to us her komputer coz i git bored. i cant rite real good but i now things bout stuff. she says your pickin on her. Quit pickin on my woman your all kowrds. Mel says I coud beat you up if you dont stop. I coud to. I got a bat and a hand gun to. So watch your step. I get funy turns and Ive been corected.
Now, I'd like to ask any of our fellow Glumberters with prior military service what THEY think of this, as well as if they've ever encountered anything to this degree. I'd especially like to draw their attention to this sentence in the article:
"The lawsuit claims Hall was forced to "submit to a religious test as a qualification to his post as a soldier."
Is this true?
IS there a "religious testing", or some kind of "evaluation" of ones beliefs in order to be in the U.S. military???
This apparently occurred while on duty in Iraq. It may very well be policy to ask for permission to hold such religious gatherings that aren't already established practices. I think it is a good idea as if he is distributing flyers on post there may be Third Country National (TCN) people that work on base. This could be viewed as stirring ire against the TCN's.
I was never subjected to any type of religious tests nor was it ever suggested that you had to submit to any particular religion. Religion was fairly taboo.
Without the knowing the entire and accurate story, my summary judgement is that the soldier is being a bitch and trying to gain something.
Nice job, UDB. I can sue the Military for carrying guns, if I want to and can find a public service law firm in DC to file the complaint. The judge could throw it out tomorrow and no one would know. This is called a kitchen sink lawsuit where you get a single issue (not being able to have a meeting) then thrwo in everything else. I know for a fact there is no religious litmus test in getting into the Army. Atheists are welcome (dumb asses are not, and it's understandable why you'd confuse the two, Tweedle). Guy sounds like he wants to come home and wants to be tossed out. Beats shooting yourself in the foot. As usual, he gets screwd while his lawyers get a free platform. So far, no facts. Scat
What??!! He was submitted to a religious test? I couldn't take that test until I obtained the status of Operating Thetan and had single-handedly dealt the Marcab Confederation a stunning defeat in the name of Lord Xenu, err, I mean Supreme Ruler Bush.
Did you mean Tater or Tatler, couldn't make it out, Sheezus-sister-of Bushbeans? He (wrathofGod) sounded sort of made up and store bought, don't you think...sort of like the teats on a 2004 Playboy Bunny. It's a sin to die with a mock of God on your lips.
mean Tater or Tatler, couldn't make it out, Sheezus-sister-of Bushbeans? He (wrathofGod) sounded sort of made up and store bought, don't you think...sort of like the teats on a 2004 Playboy Bunny. It's a sin to die with a mock of God on your lips. Sctaman
What a panel lineup: Comedian , Comedian (Maybe,and looks the smartest, I think), Religious Dim wit (who?), Religious Dim wit (Ultra conservative from some reality show I think), and BA BA WA WA.
I would love to hear the conversation between the two comedians after the show ended. I bet they said some really funny stuff.
R - I have a Idea. Lets have our own show "The SPEW". All guys. It will be Podman, Randalflagg, Chum, Streamlined, and canuck1963. It's easy work, and we can each make 20k/week.
I too vould like to be on zis new show ze Spew. It vould be an ideal vehicle for spreading ze vord of ze Skvirrel. Ze money is of course ein secondary issue. Regrettably, I vould haf to vear ein disguise of some sort because I do not vish to attract ze wrong sort of attention- perhaps ein skvirrel costume vould be appropriate? Herr Skidmarks und err Mako - are you also keen?
That was an alias squirrel - deliberately placed to lure unsuspecting infidels out of the woodwork. He has become the first squirrel martyr and will be welcomed to the big drey in the sky where 100 virgin rodents await!
Barbara Walters or not, I think this a glaring example of the intelligence level for this "gabfest"....or lack thereof. It's also an illustration of the lack of independent thought for so-called "Christians". Accepting centuries old science that the earth is round does not automatically "prove" God doesn't exist. Another representation that somehow common sense goes against their religion.
Oh, and by the way.....the hell with Rosie O'donnell too!
So, this is my first post ever, and what a video to start with... here are my thoughts:
1. Stupid should hurt.
2. People like her should never be a host on tv (let alone be president but thats another story).
3. It pains me to think that "The View" is taken seriously by millions of viewers.
Look what the bible is doing to them...she knows who Jesus is, but she has never seen a commercial, movie, article, picture or anything showing a round earth? give me a break. someone should sterilize her entire family for saying that on national television.
With the same fervor that some Christians try to abolish the teaching of evolution in schools; the rest of us should be enforcing the separation between church and state a little harder. stupid bigots.
One time I was talking to a friend from India, and she said something about "Your peasants...."
Whatchumean? I said, This is the USofA. no peasants here!"
Then I thought about country music, the chattering nitwit morning radio shows, Rush Limbaugh, and, of course, most of TV. And I realized that most of us (not me, natch!) are ignoramuses who just happen to have nice clothes and big cars due to having been born in a continent still essentially new to man with vast resources to exploit.
In fact, just like in China and India, on every side of us here are people who know, literally, VIRTUALLY NOTHING. Every once in a while one pops up on TV, unloads her little load of folk wisdom, and appalls.
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