to all glumberters sinkingboat's 69 factor does not and will not apply to the contest because if it did no one could distinguish the post for them selves.
There is another issue I would like to resolve and it is the what if there is a tie issue. Now when I this contest it was just fun but now I see it has gotten pretty cut-throat. So I do not belive there will be a tie but in the event that there is the tie breaker will be for this month you will have to get as many SECOND posts in addition to the FIRST post which will be a more difficult task. I will start talling this up begining tomorrow the 1st. Also you have to guess what my favorite NFL team is the is a clue in my postings through out the last week, just kidding about the team thing but if u do guess it most certainly put you in my favor.
IN addition Randals law does apply to the second posts as well.
I am your competition executive and host and the only one with the authority too add change or remove rules according to the Glumbertan penile code
2-4/C3-3.
By this authorty I here by make the previously stated rules offical as of 1 NOV. 2007
Any questions or concearns are to addressed to my Junior Executive Randal. Then will be brought to my attention if need be.
Hey USA...love it when you talk tough like that. Picture you as a leather and chain adorned Dominatrix, which image you evoked when citing the "Glumbertan penile code". Many would have referred to a "penal" code, but you know how to keep the combatants in line with real scary stuff. Man, I hurt just thinking about what sort of punishment might be dealt out to some offending Glumbertan.
usa, this is your baby, you call it as you see fit! Good luck with that first post. And what's the deal with you being the first "viewer" on this one, but second poster? Must be a matter of miliseconds here. The competition is tough!
I gotta party with these cats. Hurling plates at a moving vehicle with no driver looks like a blast. All this crew needs is Little Superstar to round out the roster.
Freetobe, silly, not what I wrote. UsedDoucheBag was trying to get you to read other stuff he wrote on that thread. Did you read the whole thing? It was after reading the stuff he wrote that I did my little ditty.
Barf on a plane is a touching yet controversial short movie about the trials and challenges two lifelong friends face on the plane ride Helen is a girl on the cusp of womanhood, but likes to eat 3 bowls of Chicken and Stars soup before flying.
Jane is the quiet one, but plans to enjoy the trip in spite of Helen's one weakness. On the way they will have to deal a sudden illness that threatens both.
What is all this about? Are these professional dwarf actors being paid to behave like retards, or are they actually the inmates of a dwarf retard home behaving in what is normal fashion for them? It looks like something out of Romania or the Ukraine, but I imagine it's been filmed in the U.S. Possibly the most bizarre video yet on Glumbert. Ironic? Evil? Exploitative? Thought provoking?
Not all dwarves are this insane, surely? Are they drunk? On medication?
Or is it simply a home movie of Chuck Noriss's family on Thanksgiving Day?
Answers please.
arse, I have the same questions as you, so no real answers. I could only presume that these people were paid to act like idiots. But who would pay them, and why, is a mystery. Doesn't seem to be much point to it.
It is a scientific fact that the smaller a life form gets the crazier it gets. Introducing the " Law of Reduction".
Example 1: Small dogs are way nuttier than big dogs. Example 2: Small people above show this reduction law in action. Example 3: As we age, we get smaller, and we go nuts. Example 4: A baby anything, it way more out of control than it's parent.
You may want to watch your step Arse. You know what they say about Chuck Norris? He's so tough he doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.
Wow, calling me Billhook, that really hurts. No wait, a billhook is the european equivalent of a machete. A big, sharp, deadly knife. Changed my mind, I like it. What else you got half-wit?
Look out ladies - 007 is on the prowl.
Camuck: "Do you come here often?"
Ladies: "Fuck off you sad, ugly degenerate loser."
Camuck: "Ah well, back to Glumbert for me then."
How's the hangover Muckfuck?
Remember anything? What about that gorgeous 250 pound shemale you wooed so successfully with tales of derring-do?
Hope she gave you neuro syphillis to add to your collection of STDs.
A TEENAGER from Boise, Idaho, is in custody today after a series of late night sex attacks in the state capital.
Seven women have lodged complaints against the man. Boise police chief Matt Finnish said the incidents were the most bizarre he had dealt with in 57 years on the force.
It is understood the man - wearing a lapel badge bearing the words "Happy 19th Camuck" - mistakenly drank a glass of vodka containing the date rape drug Rohypnol which he intended to use on his victims.
At the time of going to press, police said the 110 pound, balding prisoner was still suffering from amnesia.
"The accused says he cannot remember anything about the alleged attacks, and so far has only responded to questioning by mumbling 'Glumbert motherf......s'. We are still trying to ascertain exactly what this means," said Captain Finnish.
The women were all attacked in the notorious Julia Davis Park red light district.
One - 86-year-old escort Prunella Gnome - described how the man, wearing only a loincloth and yellow Fedora, approached her as she sat on a park bench.
"He asked me to peform a sex act, but before I could even agree, he jumped on my back and tried to ride me like a steer. He was whooping and hollering and there was green foam coming out of his mouth. He said 'How does it feel to be ridden by James Bond?' before falling off and running away," she said.
Another victim, a 12-year-old known only as Minnie, told the Times: "I was just playing with my doll on my verandah when this funny man offered me a Hershey bar if I'd cut his toenails. I asked him if he'd rather have a blowjob, but he got scared and began to jerk off. He was making funny noises and saying he'd 'get all those Glumbert bastards'. I didn't know what he meant, but my dad said he must be a pervert."
Several other women were subjected to ordeals ranging from simple molestation to anal rape.
Police psychologists confess to being baffled by the prisoner. Professor Martin Schwanke, a former advisor to the CIA and one of the country's leading criminal profilers, spent four hours with the man.
In a statement released this morning, he stated: "Sure got me beat. Fuckin' weirdo's all I can say. Anyways, I don't give a shit."
These are munchkins getting their revenge on Margaret Hamilton, cackle-cackle. No seriously, the pissing scene isn't too savory. These guys have no manners! They aren't speaking English - what are they, Transylvanian or some other variety of bohunk? (Sorry, I meant "hunk").
Compare to the movie "Freaks", which has some choice dwarf scenes. And a guy walking on his hands.
(And who's driving that car? There's even less of him.)
This clip is from the 1970s German film, 'Even Dwarfs Started Small'. The smallest dwarf with the crazy laugh (Hombré) is just.. Well.. Magic. If I could pull of that high pitched cackle like he can I'd do it 24/7
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