Take a Dump Before You Jump

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10 months ago
FOIST!!
9 months ago
Ahhh.

No.
10 months ago
Number 2!
10 months ago
FIRST

I belive this is my rightful claim...?

Randal?
10 months ago
I believe you got in there mako
10 months ago
SECOND!
10 months ago
he called the shite poop
10 months ago
ROFL he did a stinky
10 months ago
stupid... setup... from an old old photo on the net
10 months ago
I think thats what you call a "shart"
10 months ago
i think the name of this show is "LET'S SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA GRANDPA!"
on this episode the Shankerdumple family were able to convice grandpa that he would be able to leave the nursing home and come live with them in his own room, all he has to do is bungee jump from a hundred feet in the air and keep from shitting his pants or of course keep from having a stroke or heart attack.
While we can see that grandpa survived the jump, he did crap his pants. Sorry gramps, it's back to the home with ya!
9 months ago
Laughing so hard at Canofcheez's 1st comment, I almost had an accident. My daughter came running out of her room to see what was wrong.
10 months ago
Old people shitting themselves is disgusting. But then, so is young people shitting themselves.
In fact, shitting is disgusting, unless it's like clevelandmudslide said, and done with a good purpose.
10 months ago
German trailer trash - they must be used to the smell of crap at home.

Now, if the old boy had barfed at the same time - THAT would have been something to see.
9 months ago
How would YOU know?

Does it remind YOU of your own environment in Arkansas, Jethro?
10 months ago
He is Fear Of Flying personified
10 months ago
yaheeeeeeeeeee!!
10 months ago
Actually, I just want to say in defence of germany, that while it's a german show judging by the narration, the trailer trash are actually dutch. Though I guess trash stinks the same in every country.... :)
10 months ago
And nothing like sub-titles in german to keep the viewers in the 'loop',
10 months ago
I gotta give the old guy props. He's obviously scared from the very beginning, but just sucks it up and jumps anyway. I would just chicken out.
10 months ago
Not much posting on this vid lol! This reminds me of a lady that did something very close and gross to this...I was with a bunch of friends in Costa Rica, on one of those "eco tours" in the rain forest, we had to travel almost a 1/4 mile on zip lines through a very deep gorge with a raging river at the bottom. It was the first "zip" that was the scariest and a lady (thankfully I was first on the line) pretty much crapped herself..lol...gross but kinda funny. Lucky for her we found our way down to the water for a swim!
10 months ago
Funny
10 months ago
Oh oh, then there was the time...while diving on Monkey reef in St. Kitts my buddy and I notice a boat stopped above us, as we looked up at it someone took a massive shit over the side! They fell like bombs...lol...we couldn't get outta there fast enough!
10 months ago
Funnier.
10 months ago
LOL then there was the time......I filled an entire five gallon bucket of German shepherd shit (waited to long between yard clean ups) and thought, hmmm what ridiculous thing can I do with this? So I made a video, of five gallons of shit blowing up. Made the bomb a little to big and got rained on by turds! LOL hmmm I oughta put that one on YouTube...unless of course glumbert wants it!
10 months ago
Funniest.
10 months ago
Oh hell enough of this, time to go tip a few with my buds...later!
10 months ago
Not funny..........but a very good idea just the same.
10 months ago
LOL to all your shitty misfortunes Miter :-)

The diving one's a bitch! I remember as a kid swimming in the sea when a floater bobbed past... I thought it was a dead sea cucumber until the aroma hit...
10 months ago
LMAO!

One of the funniest parts of the video is when you can see the father motioning his kids to keep away from the old man, who has got shit literally everywhere on him.

And I don't think I want to know exactly what part of the video he was shitting himself. I think I have a vague idea though.
10 months ago
Yuck!
10 months ago
was that adolf vanker
10 months ago
why is it that fake stuff always looks so fake
10 months ago
His name is Oliver, a friend of Benny Lava no doubt!
10 months ago
Look goldfinger - just take a hike ok?
10 months ago
Not a pleasant video...Glumbert is eroding...Stumblebert is more like it.

Anyway, kudos to the old guy....I would not EVER try that...even after a thorough evacuation. And if I were him, I would have spent a lot of money to buy this video to keep it from circulating....how nasty the family member must be who released this to Glumbert. Jerk. Disinherit him !
10 months ago
I don't know if it's fake or not, as some say. But it doesn't look like he's faking the terrified part! Jesus, I couldn't do that. I don't know if I could do it if someone handed me a half million dollars. What good would that do me if I died of fright on the way down? LOL. Guess I'm just a chicken. At least when it comes to leaping off high places.
10 months ago
Two Words "Aw Shit%"
9 months ago
mitercut....you are so pathetically dreary
9 months ago
LOL!! pathetic? dreary? With agreement from camuk? Funny, hearing that from you! Just goes to show how refucktarded you both are, never anything to say or add, never anything mentally stimulating, just garbage borrrrrrring garbage. Your fake, uncreative alias, your lack of substance and form, just floating in web space like a nasty fart in the wind, offending all that happen into your stench. I'm sure this is actually how you two really are in your worthless lives, un-noticed by all, working a dead end job (if not still at home with your mom) if working at all. No one here take's either one of you seriously, or even cares what lame comments you spew out your holes. The only reason I comment back here now, is to tell you loser fucktards that from here on, no more ranting replies to your worthless comments, just a standard answer (FOL, fuck off loser). I'll end here with a simple ....FOL...get used to it, you're going to see it ALOT!
9 months ago
chucknorriss - couldn't agree more, but you are even worse. stop being a pompous dickhead and get with the program.
9 months ago
LOL!! pathetic? dreary? With agreement from camuk? Funny, hearing that from you! Just goes to show how refucktarded you both are, never anything to say or add, never anything mentally stimulating, just garbage borrrrrrring garbage. Your fake, uncreative alias, your lack of substance and form, just floating in web space like a nasty fart in the wind, offending all that happen into your stench. I'm sure this is actually how you two really are in your worthless lives, un-noticed by all, working a dead end job (if not still at home with your mom) if working at all. No one here take's either one of you seriously, or even cares what lame comments you spew out your holes. The only reason I comment back here now, is to tell you loser fucktards that from here on, no more ranting replies to your worthless comments, just a standard answer (FOL, fuck off loser). I'll end here with a simple ....FOL...get used to it, you're going to see it ALOT!
9 months ago
Hmmmmmmm. Please - more ranting Miter!

It's all you're any good at. I salute you.
9 months ago
I couldn't imagine the embarassment this guy went through! I'll definately think about my bathroom needs before I do something like that.
9 months ago
at that age it is probably difficult for seniors to control their bowel movement on a daily basis...
8 months ago
What I find unbelievable is everyone lining up for a photo when the guy has a load in his pants...."Look natural, everyone"

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