OK this is shitting me I havent gotten a response from any admins sooooo,,,, can someone please tell me how to get the movies to work again in flash 10 ??? I haven't been able to watch any for ages :( any suggestions please ?
Oh that's cute, glumbert removed my comment to abren! So they do have eyes on the comments!! LOL Now if only they would put that much effort into fixing the flash issue!!!
a man goes round to see his friend, who has broken his leg, how are you man?..im not to bad but can you get my slippers from upstairs please...on going upstairs he comes across his friends twin 18yr old daughters,..your dad says i have to fuck you two! one of the girls says your joking!...so he shouts down the stairs "both of them!!! his friend says..of course, whats the use of fucking one!
qlanettint, your insults and random slurs were at one time quite entertaining but as of late you seem to be struggling to offer anything of real worth. It's like you've reached your capacity and can't elevate any further mentally. I suggest a little vacation to gather your thoughts and ask yourself if it's really worth the effort to slowly push the keys with one index finger. You probably won't be missed.
i have a lot further to elevate myself. it's just that i can't be bothered. the level i'm at now is all that's necessary to talk to spastic morons like you.
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20 years..
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather
bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
AND THAT'S THE REASON WE SHOULD NEVER GET MARRIED!!!!
I thought for sure the punch line would be, "Mistress Natasha, I know I've been a bad boy, but what are you doing here, the wife will be home any minute!"
Chaz, I actually fried 3 doz. Oysters for my husband. He ate all but 4 and then went to bed early.....*sigh* It was a lonely night with a bottle of cheap Sangria and the TV.
show me a man who doesn't like anal and i'll show you a man who's tired of life. the beauty of having two points of entry available is one of the great gifts the almighty has bestowed on us.
Speaking of anal, and since I'm (sort of) suffering, and of interest to the anally fixated, I'll just have to share with you all...
Today is a day of anal for me, or should I say, more of a portal for my colonoscopy today. Since I'm now considered "old" at 50 (isn't that some crap), I need the ole plumbing line scoped and videoed. First, I was being bent over and reamed by the insurance Co. to pay for it. Since it is only a "screening" and not in relation to any "problem".
Now I know for a fact, that any colon cancer I or anyone may have, almost always has no symptoms until it's too late. So what kind of crap is that? I actually had to lie and make up symptoms to get this test done! (something that was suggested to my by an unnamed medical person)
I have to dig deep into the bowels of my wallet and pay $445 a month, plus co-pays, almost six grand a year to be told that! I feel like I'm getting it up the ass! Anyway back to the suffering part...1 PM yesterday, I take four laxatives, wait four hours and start slamming down yet another laxative mixed into a half gallon of Gatorade, I'm not shitting you. Then about two hours later, the fireworks began! Truly "no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain" for hour, after hour, after hour!!! I read or re-read every book and magazine in my "library". I even fixed a dripping water line I discovered in the ceiling by cutting out some drywall and re-sweating it, then cleaned the whole bathroom of dust and cobwebs, counted tiles on the floor, adjusted the vanity light to perfectly level, all with quick and desperate, runs to the pot, never venturing too far away from the throne. This all in conjunction with no eating of anything, just water, coffee, broth and jello! This was all yesterday, now for today...still no food, still the occasional panicked run to the throne and the procedure isn't until 4 PM, AAAHHHH IIIIIIMMMM STARVED! Butt at least for once, I can say what I'm not full of!
I feel better sharing that with all of you, I'll let you know how it all came out! More details tomorrow!
Tell ya what: move up here, I'll adopt you, and voila. You'll never have to worry about a single, goddamn bill again. You need it? You go get it. Easy-peasey.
Oh C, I want so bad to do you up a video...I'm afraid I'm drawing a blank on content, due to the manner in which I make them (explosions in two minutes or less). I think our good friend Goldbardeb put it best by saying I "specialize in destroying the enemy, why would he possibly want that fate bestowed upon him?". The ideas I do have are a bit more involved than the lame ass "two minute's or less" video's I make for my own stress management. You deserve so much better, but alas, I will come through in time. I need warmer weather most of all, as I can't seem to convince any young ladies (in minimal attire) to film outside in the near zero temps! So Hang in there C, all in good time!
Due to the old, shock-wave pounded DV cam I currently use, not to mention the very minimally useful editing software I use (Windows movie maker), for some reason the actual moment of deflagration was not keyed in frame, aka visible in the video. The sound was also maxed out due to the camera being too close (again, I never learn) and sounded rather wimpy. I assure you this was no wimpy explo! The binary mix I used was the equivalent of just over 100 M80s, it rocked my neck of the woods BIG TIME! I could hear car alarms going off in the distance...and seeing that I'm over a mile from anyone or anything out there...you get the idea! Within thirty minutes, as I rolled back into my ATV "stable", I was, how can I put this, "visited" by the State boys, lucky for me (as always) I was legal as a beagle, showed them the vid, they laughed, said
"----- (miter) you're crazy" and that was that (oh did I mention one of the officers is a personal friend?). Seems they were just over the hill writing a ticket and heard it. Funny, there have been times I have done similar vid's and have returned on ATV carrying an incredible amount of weaponry on me. In the future, even being all legal, I will have to rethink this procedure a bit due to the way that encounter went! Got to hand it to the men in blue, they do not screw around! Nor would I want to screw around with them! Let me add that, the area I do my "thing" in, is a privately owned, 100 acre farm, for which I am the caretaker, security, and wild party thrower. I don't even have to say "don't try this at home" now do I! I am actually trained and well versed in most things pyro and don't want anyone to get hurt, including myself!
I have added the missing frame of the actual moment of destruction for "Qlane the snowman" on my profile to give a better idea of what went down. For perspective, keep in mind the flash is about 12 feet wide and about that tall.
Most importantly, obviously this was all in fun, no actual Qlanettint was harmed in this video, cuz (don't tell anyone) he really is a good guy!
May be true, C-
Butt, he won't die waiting in line to have someone else pay for his health.
How's that cigarette habt coming? You kicked it yet? Not too motivated, I imagine.
miter, my friend
I will donate to your cause, if you need the green. (let's see how many doo-doo euphemisms I can "squeeze" in here.)
If you need to have some tests dung...done, and cannot afford it all, I know people who can help. Send your request via UPS and see just what brown can do for you.
Wait...funny side story. A few years ago I was invited to watch a practice round of the Masters in Augusta, GA. I knew three of the gentlemen going, but did not know our host. We rode there in a sweet van with a TV inside. On the way, a commercial for UPS came on and they were using their fecal tag line: What can brown do for you?
I immediately wnet on a small tirade about how that only made me think of poo, not necessarily UPS. I thought it would be a better slogan for Immodium or Kaopectate. I went on and on until I recognized the blushing faces of the guys I was with: to my astonishment, our host was a regional rep for UPS and was involved in the PR of that very same craptacular slogan.
I was so embarrassed.
He was a great guy, though. Thought what I said was funny and that it would make a great story.
So, no more cracks about UPS. I won't dump on them anymore. I have flushed that memory and wiped the slate clean, Miter. The little nugget of wisdom that I do take away from this: KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE
Seriously, hope those tests are clean, Miter.
Have fun.
C-
Thank you for exposing your absolute arrogance.
The average person cannot fend for themselves. Miter, and everyone else, is simply incapable of any other alternative unless we force others to pay their way.
Knowing the way miter has posted...I am going to assume he is much more resourceful than to find himself in a cardboard box.
What resources has she exhausted? What other parts to this story...
Forget it. C-, you only know one method: OPM
Other
People's
Money
Incidentally, my brother is recovering from cancer and all the wonderful things that go with it. Medicaid is, right now, trying to deny one of his medicines.
We have already begun planning for the contingencies. Thank God for his friends, family, community and church...that you would deny him access.
Hey C-
Just because you don't have the wherewithall and cojones to be responsible for yourself, don't impose that on everyone else.
By the way, thanks for ridiculing my brother's cancer situation and the way we are planning on taking responsibility for our lot in life.
You really are a hate-filled bigot.
Should your bad habits ever put you in a health position that your only solution is the system you have, I will not be there to gloat. You will get my prayers.
My-my-my....touch a nerve there, Mr. Flag-Waving Zealot? "Ridiculing", huh? Talk about a childish effing temper tantrum.
Au contraire.....it WORRIES me that your brother is in the hands of YOUR ilk, who simply accept what an HMO says as 'normal' with his very life hanging in the balance, and all so they can protect their 'bottom line'. You disgust me, and I feel nothing but concern on his behalf.
If you can find "ridicule" in any of that, be my guest.
Otherwise, bend over grab your ankles, and take it like a man.
There you have it.
Your health is someone elses responsibility and the ONLY way you attain your health is the forcible taking of someone's money to pay for it.
You did touch a nerve, C-.
You are so compelled to make a point that you ridiculed how my brother and our family were going to deal with bureaucratic contingencies.
Don't kid yourself or anyone following along that you are concerned in any way for the way we, and millions of others, prepare for life's speed bumps.
Many of us save our money, for just such an emergency.
Many of us are in churches that, daily, help their members and the community through beneficence.
Many of us think that a bureaucratically run medical system defies logic and cannot address the individual needs of its citizens.
Many of us believe it is simply not the role of a nameless, faceless gubment to rob from its citizenry to then, inefficiently, redistribute that wealth to pay for the possible short-comings and poor choices of some of its other citizens.
You obviously have no pride and willingly remain face-first on the gubment teat.
Well, to the likes of YOU, perhjaps, but it works just fine for us and the rest of the industrialized world.
"you ridiculed how my brother and our family were going to deal with bureaucratic contingencies."
Are you that effing dumb?? Grow up. And rethink your priorities.
You're clinically insane.
"ONLY way you attain your health is the forcible taking of someone's money to pay for it."
Utterly stupid thing to say. Wrong. It allows me to keep my HOUSE and food on the table, without declaring bankruptcy because of medical bills. THAT....is what it does.
"Many of us think that a bureaucratically run medical system defies logic and cannot address the individual needs of its citizens"
Now HOW would YOU know that? And who, exactly, is "many of us"? Okay. Whatever you say. But as the latest/newest additon to the socilialized world, I hope the United States will one day soon take care of THIS travesty of a system, as well.
"Don't kid yourself or anyone following along that you are concerned in any way for the way we, and millions of others, prepare for life's speed bumps."
Well, tell you what, Mr. Flag Waver......you find me ONE example of where I've advocated a "Look Out For Number One" approach or philiosophy (as YOU have done repeatedly), then I'll eat my words.
Until....please feel free to either revise your opinion....or shut your yap.
C-
You have been on a steady dieto fo your own words for quite some time.
Quoting what I wrote and then calling me a name, without a counterpoint, is not argumentation. It is, however, all you have.
I did notivce that you, apparantly, don't mind arriving at your status in life due in part to the "forcible taking of other people's wealth." No matter how you cut it, that is what taxation is and that is what you have no shame in adhering to.
Ok.
Now to the common sense part: If it is the Fed gubment's role to provide health care in the aforementioned piece, why not transportation, housing, food, retirement...wait, they are trying to do that one and it is a wonderfully stable and solvent system. No wonder we want the gubment to take care of health issues, too.
Further (and this is the disdain you hold for the common man): You assume that if the gubment didn't provide it, there would be no other mechanism to provide it. The US currently proves the opposite to a large degree, although we slouch towards socialism everyday.
Why do you belive that social medicine ipso facto provides for you a home? Do you not want to be held responsible for your choices in life such that you might have to pay for them?
Oddly, you are the epitome of a look out for number one approach, C-. In your twisted world, the act of charity is not voluntary. You think you are being charitable when your money is taken and then redistributed. This alleviates the need to be locally charitable and active. The gubment shall provide, right?
You seem to think that the system of gubment that forcibly takes its citizens wealth is the most magnanimous; making you a big giver or donor.
If your economy tanks or the factors I have spelled out for you earlier come to pass, (aging population, low birth replacement rates, abuse of FREE medical care, depression or recession), then what?
Charity isn't charity if it is forced. Don't pat yourself too hard on the back, C-.
You hate your government. A lot. And after a all this back-and-forth nonsense with you for...what?....a year now?...over the same topic?......and I've finally come to one concluson: you're jealous. LOL! YOU...are envious...that YOU don't have a universal health care system. LOL! I shoulda seen this sooner! But, like, ain't that a 'sin'? Ya! It is! And I'll quote it for you:
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours.....universal health care system."
LOL!
Besides....I think I WILL let THIS be last word on the matter:
So...when spanked, change the subject.
I will take your non-response as the final word on the matter.
Thank you.
Should you wish to have a discussion on banks, I will be glad.
Our banks have been over lveraged for some time and it has finally bitten them. They deserve to fail and people should head out now and join local credit unions.
The Canadian model is certainly better in its ability to absorb this current financial down-turn. But Zakaria'a article does not address a few importnt points: How did we arrive at this over-leveraging and what to do now?
Because one system works currently is not necessarily a reason for another system, ostensibly struggling, to emulate it. Zakaria touched on a few things including business culture and taxation that have tentacles into society and livelihoods that don't necessarily make one better than the other.
Canada has many aspects of their system that are worth keeping and, if they work, keep going.
Try to keep it all in context, C-.
Or, change the subject when you get right down to the nuts and bolts.
"Spanked"? "Non-response"?? What the fuckm are YOU talking about?? There's a section in there that talk about your pitiful, fucking health care issue...or did you miss that?? See, this is the problem I told Helldiver I have with YOU and to a lesser degree, hjim: you both like to yip-and-yap, side-step and ignore.
Bottom line?
Your Republican fucking flag-waving buddies have sold you a load of shit for a long, long time now....and the (i.e. 'your') economy is screwed, man. Get it, now? SCREWED. That is not something I (or anyone else) 'gloats' over; rather I it's simply mind-boggling that there are STILL backwoods morons like YOU who are quite content to let the whole she-bang go tits-up, because you STILL believe what you have is A-OK. THAT....is the pitiful part.
Read the article again, and try not to be so fucking stupid and clueless.
Your current health care system? Effed up.
Your current banking system? Effed up.
Your current system OVERALL? Effed up.
You?
Effed up.
So smarten up and learn to fucking read, and get out more.
C-
I read the entire article and even agreed with some of it. Just not all of it.
There is no discussion with you, only "Final words" that aren't and "Checkmates" that likewise, aren't.
Just because Fareed decreed doesn't make it so.
Oh, another McClatchy piece. I am doomed. Stop. McClatchy, the news service, wrote a piece that is not labelled opinion BUT recommended that nationalization may be the only answer.
abraham lincoln's diaries reveal that he was partial to a bit of anal BTW.
although the words are archaic and the meaning hard to understand - especially for 90% of americans - he does say he delights in the "alternative passage to earthly delight". some experts reckon he meant the aboilioin of slavery, but i'm pretty convinced he had the chocolate starfish in mind. my retard wife once said that cunnilingus from abe loincoln would be unbearable because of his beard. i said "shut the fuck up and do the ironing!" i'm a bit of a new man.
Will Obama get the USA out the bucket of shit they're in without getting covered in shit on the way, the answer is no!
As Pods link, the strong political tie with the banks needs to be cut, let them die and burn, put the bosses with the bonuses in prison, make them privately finance their fuck ups. Otherwise we're living in a capitalistic fucking nightmare. Like chuck mentioned somewhere, it's a greed ethic that's probably hard to deny yourself.
Britain is going the same fucking way, bale out the banks, while we watch some banker doing up a million pound house on a DIY programme, fucking joke.
Will Obama get the USA out the bucket of shit they're in without getting covered in shit on the way, the answer is no!
As Pods link, the strong political tie with the banks needs to be cut, let them die and burn, put the bosses with the bonuses in prison, make them privately finance their fuck ups. Otherwise we're living in a capitalistic fucking nightmare. Like chuck mentioned somewhere, it's a greed ethic that's probably hard to deny yourself.
Britain is going the same fucking way, bale out the banks, while we watch some banker doing up a million pound house on a DIY programme, fucking joke.
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