Ducks, you are cleared for landing

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First:noumea
1 year ago
1 year ago
yeper!
1 year ago
1 year ago
lame video though, luckily my enthusiasim distracted me
1 year ago
looks so much like water, well it is... but it looks so much like water that isn't frozen
1 year ago
prolly cause the ice is so thin you cant tell
1 year ago
Here are my options as I see them:

1. Write a note saying that I have coated both of my sparkplugs in rat poison and tape it to my bike at night. You can thank Tim for that one, it was his idea.

2. Don't write a note, but just coat both sparkplugs in rat poison. This is probably closer to a punishment that would fit your despicable crime. I'm sure this is super illegal and shit, but it's not like anyone is going to miss you, Crackhead. Don't fool yourself.

3. Wait in an alley near my bike armed with my new stainless steel mirror-finish Ace Professional brand 1/2" drive socket wrench, my 18mm sparkplug socket, and my searing rage. It's pretty heavy and well balanced. I am not a large man, but I am angry.

In conclusion, Crackhead, why don't you just do both of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about it.

Sincerely,
cidd aka sid aka sidd

*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***
1 year ago
I'm pretty sure it was Canuck. (what with the ongoing mutual hatred and all)
1 year ago
cidd
next time weld the sparkplugs in place
1 year ago
Douche took them !! Needed em to replace the ones in his wife/girlfriend/sister....
Dam man what do you think! That they're free? 1.98$ apiece ! Dude he can't afford that, Even working two jobs and selling crack on the side. Plus peddling his multi partners ass on the corner... although if he didn't do the later, the former plugs would not have worn out so fast! Dam Douche do you not see the logic?
1 year ago
cidd, can you just set a used soda can on your seat, they could use that, it would be recycling, Oh, put 1oz of plastic,,,never mind.
1 year ago
Cidd, you are certainly imaginative, and it would appear very capable of stimulating interaction.

Later.
Free
1 year ago
I agree, FTB....but as it is, the Sid/cidd/cid/syd/cyd/scydd/pscyidd thing is not a Glumbert asset irrespective of spelling...ass, maybe, but missing a couple of bricks in his chimney.

Nice of you to counsel him, though. Nice lady.
1 year ago
I should have taken your advice, and get the platinum tipped ones. God knows your an old pro in the business. Speaking of which Randall, has your butthole stitching healed yet?
1 year ago
The sounds effect ruin this video and make it stupid. Without them it's not bad
1 year ago
Yep, on mute this is much funnier.
1 year ago
hmm touch choice
losing body parts
sex with dick cheney

body parts
cheney

what would you prefer?
1 year ago
losing body parts definitely.

I'm not licking Dick!
1 year ago
niiiccccccee one surfer, how ya been?
1 year ago
elmer fudd haikuWild ducks migwating
There's something scwewy wound here
Locking and loading
1 year ago
post came out all wrong
glumbert ruins a structure
my ego is toast
1 year ago
Chuck...how kewver

....but....maybe....."wocking and woading" (?)

sowwy....
only good thing about ducks is they give you good rhymes.
1 year ago
hehe
1 year ago
they are fun to shoot
1 year ago
...not half as much fun as on a plate...absolutely luscious. Confite, cuisse de canard, pate de canard, magret de canard....don't know if I've spelled them right, but I do know how to enjoy them.

Next.....Lapis (sp.?) aka...rabbit...why are we so behind the superior cuisine of our french friends?
1 year ago
I think this video was taken in CANUCKS backyard on a hot summer day up here in canada lol
1 year ago
Hell, I've got to stay up later, surfer,riz, all the funny people are out late.
Oh I kill ducks, it stops the voices!
1 year ago
Haw haw haw i eat ratpoisin for fun/ yer bike shit anyways. next time ill leave da plugs and take da rest
1 year ago
Sid, you are very entertaining!
1 year ago
so you remove the plugs
leave them behind and push the bike to an undisclosed location....
am i getting that right?
you might want to think that through again
1 year ago
Hey Chuck! When have you ever known Sid to think?
1 year ago
gymyg is a fucking asshole!!!
1 year ago
joe
go fuck yourself
1 year ago
Chuck....ignore him. Like always, when you pick at a pimple, it gets worse.
1 year ago
you too fuckface. you and gymyg should get in bd and gas yourselfs.
1 year ago
Gymyg,How'd you rate your own personal stalker? LOL!
1 year ago
Hilarious video and...the great sound effects MAKE it!!

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