1. Write a note saying that I have coated both of my sparkplugs in rat poison and tape it to my bike at night. You can thank Tim for that one, it was his idea.
2. Don't write a note, but just coat both sparkplugs in rat poison. This is probably closer to a punishment that would fit your despicable crime. I'm sure this is super illegal and shit, but it's not like anyone is going to miss you, Crackhead. Don't fool yourself.
3. Wait in an alley near my bike armed with my new stainless steel mirror-finish Ace Professional brand 1/2" drive socket wrench, my 18mm sparkplug socket, and my searing rage. It's pretty heavy and well balanced. I am not a large man, but I am angry.
In conclusion, Crackhead, why don't you just do both of us a favor and buy yourself a crackpipe? It will both enhance your crack smoking experience and save me a lot of time and felony assault charges. Think about it.
Sincerely,
cidd aka sid aka sidd
*** If you are not the Crackhead that took my sparkplugs, please disregard this posting ***
Douche took them !! Needed em to replace the ones in his wife/girlfriend/sister.... Dam man what do you think! That they're free? 1.98$ apiece ! Dude he can't afford that, Even working two jobs and selling crack on the side. Plus peddling his multi partners ass on the corner... although if he didn't do the later, the former plugs would not have worn out so fast! Dam Douche do you not see the logic?
I agree, FTB....but as it is, the Sid/cidd/cid/syd/cyd/scydd/pscyidd thing is not a Glumbert asset irrespective of spelling...ass, maybe, but missing a couple of bricks in his chimney.
I should have taken your advice, and get the platinum tipped ones. God knows your an old pro in the business. Speaking of which Randall, has your butthole stitching healed yet?
...not half as much fun as on a plate...absolutely luscious. Confite, cuisse de canard, pate de canard, magret de canard....don't know if I've spelled them right, but I do know how to enjoy them.
Next.....Lapis (sp.?) aka...rabbit...why are we so behind the superior cuisine of our french friends?
so you remove the plugs leave them behind and push the bike to an undisclosed location.... am i getting that right? you might want to think that through again
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