Need a Doovde?

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First:nodrog51
2 years ago
hey ,do i get to say first? cause after looking at that vid i got nothing else.
2 years ago
Yes.
2 years ago
kewill then
2 years ago
I have no idea why I thought this was funny. Mayhaps it's because there are SO FREEKIN' many abreviations for all the fuckin' tech out there, and this is WAY past due as a prank.
2 years ago
speaking of the british thier PM brown is at camp david kissing our presidents ass to see what scraps he can get for his island people. perhaps he is trying for the overdue dental progam that his country obviously dosent provide.................naaaaa most likely not y bother !
2 years ago
Classic! This is from a British TV program called Phone Jacker. Worth a watch if you can get your hands on it.
2 years ago
That explains why its not funny.
2 years ago
the above post was ment for this space.
2 years ago
With Bush in the name, should we be expect any more?
2 years ago
no f#*#ing way just no way its hard enough to explane to non u.s citizens that all americans are not repersented by the right wing fundamentalist christen's.
then this turd shows up and starts bad mouthing our friends in the north.
i have read my history and jesus was a pretty groovy fellow but im sure he laughed a lot thay don't tell tou that at jesus camp, and the name bush well if your refering to the knuckelhead in office please don't come on here trying the bush jesus combo no ones buying numb nuts. but keep coming back dont run away like your buddy ruwa he hasent been back since the ass wooping he took on the last post.

p.s to all the canadians please disregard the tard. ty yt RF
2 years ago
I think most Canadians already know this, Randal...but hell....

thanks just same.

Cheers.

C.
2 years ago
Before you post again, please pick up a copy of a book called the Dictionary.
2 years ago
Oh boy-oh-boy-OH BOY!!!

Lookiee here! LOL The two shit-stains are at it again! Oh well, hell with it, time for the Glumbert Roll Call Of Idiots and Intellectual Inferiors:


Barney: : Tool

buyamerican: patriotic, flag-waving republican Tool

jesushbush: stupid, ridiculous name = nutjob Tool and intellectually sub-par

douchebag: same as previous

pcracist: same as previous

Throbmystick/susanvi: A dumb Plank (made to be drilled/screwed by said tools)


And on a brighter note....the Glumbert Awards for Wit, Creativity, Humor and over-all constructive contribution to any given topic/thread:

Randl: Keeps me in stitches

Billboat: Dry wit, coupled with sincerity when opportunity requires it

Podman: Good use of sarcasm at times in getting his point across, writes from genuine belief

streamlined: completely opposite views to most of this site, BUT, has and CAN put forth a decent argument for his point of view; provided a terrific fencing-and-jousting competition; tended to slide a bit into the name-calling territory, but avoided it overall. Very enjoyable.

imthebigbadwolf: Decent-sounding fellow; focussed viewpoints; not contributing as often as I'd like to see.

mako100: relative newcomer to my attention; demonstrated a good-natured sense of humor; logical, concise arguments, based on apparent well-travelled experiences, and varied observations from same; seems to have to ability to parry-pivot-and-thrust as good as anyone.

leafforlife: relatively recent to my attention; seems a decent enough sort; already has posted rebuke to one of the Tools; gets kudos for that alone.

aceinyourface: actually cracks me up at times (a pity his profanity gets in the way; makes trying to figure his viewpoint a little harder...but still...very funny sometimes)

canuck1963: A nice guy; a swell guy; a smart guy; what's not to like?


Okay. That's it. Show's over. Gala winners to the Party Room, and bring your awards.

The Tools can basically make for the exit, and scram.

I'm sure there's a basket-weaving contest happening out there somewhere, that will be more suited to your.....ahhhh....intellectual levels.

2 years ago
What's not to like? Maybe that your a Canadian moose screwing CANUCK!!! LMAO!!!!
2 years ago
(*yawns*)

Umm....ya. Basket-weaving crowd has left. If you hurry, they went thattaway.

2 years ago
You ARE a broken record, canuck!! You lied to me- it's not the voices in my head!!!
2 years ago
I never lie. And those voices in your head? They're there for a simple reason, my Lost Little Friend:

They're all dead.

The Tattaglias.

The Barzinis.

Today, I settled all Family business.

------from "The Godfather", copyright 1972, American Zoetrop Studios, starring Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan and Diane Keaton; fina actors in a superb film about morality in organized crime)
2 years ago
His comments are very circular in nature. Basket weaving eh? Good one. Where'd ya come up with that one? Already used it in at least one other post tonight. Give it a rest and use it in a few weeks when people have forgotten about the lame comeback.

Give him a buzz word or two and thats all he can talk about for a while. Are you sure your not a business leader that follows idiotic trends rather than a night security guard?
2 years ago
Not at all.

From this moment on....YOU are now part of the OFFICIAL BASKET WEAVING CROWD", as befits your intellectual status/capacity...according to ME.

Henceforth, you and your Little Friends, shall ALWAYS be referred to as belonging to this unique crowd of The Inferiors.

"But you??? You're out THERE....with the GARBAGE!!"

(-----from "The Road Warrior: Mad Max II", copyright 1982, Kennedy/Miller productions; starring Mel Gibson and Emil Minty and Bruce Spence; a superb cast in a stunning post-apocalyptic masterpiece)
2 years ago
LOL this is so funny!
2 years ago
Doovde. Gimme the Doovde. Why can't I have the Doovde. That is soo much fun to say. New slang! I love it!

Quick side note. The strangulated US government and the owners of the federal reserve, i.e. Internation bankers, started and funded the Iraq war, WW2, and Vietnam. Every worthless dollar that is printed is worth roughly 4 cents and it was Woodrow Wilson who ruined America, not G.W. Bush. (He's just trying to destroy it, by bringing in CAFTA. The N. American Union. Better start saving your Ameros!) Although his grandfather did own a company that held Nazi monies, and was later broken up by tha government and narrowly escaped TREASON charges.

Tell yo momma: I axed "how she durin?"
2 years ago
Hmmmm, maybe I have my history wrong but America started WW II and Vietnam? Funded them? Maybe in the sense that we provided arms, equipment, and resources to our Allies to achieve our goals and objectives but isn't that the point? Show me one civilization in the history of man that hasn't aspired to further their own goals and objectives or wouldn't if given the means. (Feel free to insert your country here and I'll gladly cite examples for you) Please send me a copy of the textbook you've been reading from. I always enjoyed alternate history novels. Granted, we did violate nuetrality by sending arms and equipment to England, but that was in 1940 and WWII was already well underway. I believe Hitler starting WWII with his blitzkrieg attack into Poland in 1939 to be a more accurate description, but I could be wrong. The first phase of the Vietnam War started in 1946 when France tried to take over the country. Again, how were we able to start that war when we were already pre-occupied with rebuilding and aiding postwar Japan and Germany? Our biggest problem as I see it is that we get sucked in our voluntarily suck ourselves into wars with the false hope that we will be helping a nation when all they will do is spit on our backs the minute we leave. Do you require me to cite examples of that or can we just leave that alone? I think we should fix our own problems in our own country, which is a luxary that most countries in the world have because they aren't busy playing big brother to the world.
2 years ago
uncle Ho asked for are help after helping us in defeating the japanese and the puppet french regime, to remove the french after close to a 100 years of suffering under thier boot as a colony who's native people held no rights what so ever. we turned him down he then asked the soviet's thay didnt. i believe we droped the ball once again on that one.
2 years ago
doovde
2 years ago
why do people have to repeat things from the video? anyway, this was pretty funny!
2 years ago
this is not a forum for political debate/blatant racism. america is fine, canada is fine, fuck off.
2 years ago
I don't mind the debate, but the racism and ignorant comments suck.
2 years ago
Who made racist comments?
2 years ago
Uh, pcracist (shocker!!!) in the stevie wonder drumming thread for one. Don't care to go back and find more examples, sorry.
2 years ago
Oh ya.

I forgot about that crud head.

Figures.

2 years ago
"I forgot about that crud head."

So did God.
2 years ago
Give it an f'in break canuck. It's like wathcing paint dry.

Why are you up so late? Did you just finish at the factory? Did you pick the kids up from granny's for your court ordered, supervised, three-hour per week visitation?
2 years ago
Throb old boy, I'm gonna cut and paste a comment I made to you and see if you see any similarity to what you accuse Canuck of and what you're doing RIGHT NOW;

Okay there throb, first of all, for 43 I'm in pretty good shape. Second, I'm married with kids so basically have little or no life. You on the other hand purport yourself to be 6'4" young and in tip top shape. Explain this. Why do you spend your life in front of a computer watching Glumbert and posting nasty comments? Shouldn't you be out with your girlfriend (or boyfriend or hamster, whatever you're into) Maybe that's why you are so angry, you're not getting any.
2 years ago
Pay Back !!! How many times have you called tech support and were unable to understand the person on the other end, making them repeat themselves over and over.........

Great Video
2 years ago
Hey brianrabid....go to a library (that's L.I.B.R.A.R.Y) and read something about history (that's H.I.S.T.O.R.Y) you MORON !!!!!
2 years ago
Hey martych, just a pointer(no offense) but your posts make more sense if you attach them to the post you are referring to(just click on "reply")
2 years ago
Ironically, I just F'd that one up myself. Good thing I've got a self depricating sense of humor.
2 years ago
No problem. I don't think its ironic, your just a moron so we have come to expect this type of behavior. I think I hear Canuck telling you to make some dinner and get him a beer. Hurry up and run along before he abuses you again.
2 years ago
What, you've given up trying to go one on one with Canuck so you think I'll make an easier target? Give it a shot soldier. See if you can actually make relevant comments 'cause I tire very quickly of infantile name calling and inferences of homosexuality.
2 years ago
Umm no. The verbal lashings will continue , however you decided to step in the ring.

I will start focusing on your verbal ramblings and start picking you apart. This will not be hard.

By the way, will Canuck let you come out and play, or do I need to go ask him first?
2 years ago
Auntie Em=ATM
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
She gives you money? That woman never gave me squat!
2 years ago
but yo mamma sure knew how to squat
2 years ago
Yo momma jokes? I win the bet, you ARE pcrapist.
2 years ago
does he do you yo mamma jokes? where, i need some new material
2 years ago
Yes, you most definitely do. You and him will make a great pair. I never thought you'd sink that low but I guess I'm new around here. What next, you and Jethro(I mean jesushbush)
2 years ago
throbstick - The Feebe should be called to look for your brain, and I mean wriffen. It is apparently myeh, causing you to be a totally ignorant sobee.

Someone should make a doovde of your pitiful life, and air it for all the other pathetic losers who have nothing to do with their time but post tired remark after tired remark, so they can see that they are not actually alone. Air it on some major U.S. network like seabass or embassy. Give them hope! You could become a total vhippee to the rest of the dorks.
2 years ago
GLUMBERT post some new shit on here this is tired already!

oh hi fags how tricks and shut up dick boy n go back to porntube or should i say goat porntube you puke.

and see all you fucking fagS later
2 years ago
This is what happens when you huff cleaning procucts and attempt to get on the computer. I recommend some form of supervision.
2 years ago
who you talking about?
2 years ago
Lwboy, he's talkin' to jesushbush I can ASSURE you.
2 years ago
lwboy i was say'n go back to porntube then i changed my mind and said go back to goat porntube! now you got that?? nut sack!!! hahahahahahahaha
2 years ago
Yeah, except that I was asking devious1 who he was referring to in his huffing cleaning products comment. I now see more than ever why he meant you. What you were saying was clear, but thanks for making it more clear by simply repeating it. I am guessing that you are not likely employed as a teacher/prof/ or anything of that nature. You laughed out loud at your own hilarious and insightful comment of "nut sack" - I am guessing you are a writer for some wonderful sitcom on embassy. (That is NBC if you haven't figured out the way the Doovde joke works yet).

By the way, the goat thing sounds interesting. Can you post a URL?
2 years ago
douchebag throbmystick = douchethrob (i.e. pathetically easy targets)
2 years ago
Good thing your aim sucks. You haven't been able to hit yet.
2 years ago
doovde
2 years ago
Kind of like people saying GUI as "gooey"
2 years ago
funny vid...good ol british humor lol

2 things tho...

1. lwboy...if you payed attention to the doovde jokes NBC would be unbuk...with a hard c not the "s" pronunciation seein as in the vid JVC was joovke

and 2. canuck...dont ever, ever reference the godfather in your posts again
2 years ago
Good point. I PAID attention to you, crappy spelling and all. I have to admit I did not pay much attention to the video - I am finding the posts more interesting on this site lately than the videos themselves.
2 years ago
bro u can comment the spelling all u want im not 1 a those guys that tries to point out spelling faults thats jus some nitpicky shyte

glad u can pay attention to sum1 besides yaself
2 years ago
Why?

Didn't ya ya like my review?

Critic.
2 years ago
doovde
2 years ago
im last yessssssssssssssss !!!!!!! ive done it again 1st means nothing last is every thing if only for a moment
2 years ago
Just wondering guys, how the hell did you turn a hilarious video into an argument? You all sound like you're at that time of the month.
2 years ago
awesome video, thank you to whoever made it and i hope there are others like it. BRILLIANT!
2 years ago
doovde
2 years ago
jesushbush,

Whats with the brit bashing?, lookin for scraps? up yours! our countrymen are out there loosing their lives and spilling their blood for wars your leaders started, I dont slag of americans so why do you feel the need piss on the british like that, you suck man!
2 years ago
joovc doovde

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