we are not talking about techno DJs are we? we are talking about the skill and spirit of playin a friggin DJ set with your feet. this guy has more manhood in his pinky toe than you got in your crotch pouch.
O.k, o.k. Listen, I knew a Dj worked up in lake placid N.Y,..1988..?.. At a bar called "mud puddles " He had no arms or legs, I wound up parting all night with him and his (very hot girl friend) at an after hours gig at his house. This is no joke its a real story. Th e guys name was jimmy , can't remember his last name but it sure played out to be a real strange party! LOL!
Interesting randal.
When I was in Tobago a few years ago, they had beach gigs every Sunday near Pigeon Point called "Sunday School".
Lots of booze, ganga steel pan bands and insane dancing. There was also a disco. The DJ was a guy called Captain Cook. He had only one arm. Apparently, he had tried to unfoul a boat's propellor while tyhe engine was still runing and the rest was history.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I asked him if he had a certain record and for some reason my choice offended him. He was extremely drunk and took a swing at me with his good arm. Luckily, he missed, but then he grabed a cutlass (machete) and tried to cut my head off. I managed to duck and ran away. Later, I sneaked up behind him, poured rum all over his record collection and set fire to it.
He was furious, but fuck him. He deserved it.
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