Isn't this how P. Diddy got started? Someone needs to get this cat a crack pipe and watch him join the ranks of many other fine talents in the world of hiphop.
Zis creature vould not last long in mein house if it did zis to mein 1942 copy of Herbert von Karian conducting ze Berlin Symphony Orchestra's recording of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - one of mein personal favourites.
Pedro und Conchita vould roast ze beast und eat it!
You are kvite correct Her Skidmarks - zis song vos indeed re-released as ein popular, how do you say?, "bubblegum hit" in ze seventies. In mein opinion it vos rubbish.
But ze original, written by ze great German lieder composer Manfred Vorskin in 1886, vos ein hymn of praise to ze Fatherland, vich vos most inspiring, und still is to zis day.
Ze opening stanza goes as follows (mein translation may not be very good)
Ze last time I saw you, you ver singing zis song,
Ooh, eeh, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep,
Ze Fatherland is wunderbar und all ze rest are wrong,
Ooh, eeh, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.
Ven ve are triumphant all ze vorld is ours,
Ooh, eeh, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep,
Ze gypsies vill die und ze juden vill cower,
Ooh, eeh, Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.
you just had me singing this song out loud!, are you trying some subliminal brain washing technique for pushing fascism on Glumbert............i will never succumb to zees you suns of zee bitzhes ............. zee hal!!!!
I am not, und never haf been, ein fascist! Zis is ein ugly lie spread by ze weird beard pinko liberals und bleeding heart social vorkers.
I am ein humble armadillo farmer who like only to votch his flowers grow, ze sun setting on ze Andes, und mein maid Conchita copulating vith her demon latin lover Pedro.
Is zat too much to ask for ein old man's retiral?
i am picturing you wearing a panama hat, smoking a cigar, i'm sure that there was a book published recently about such a man awaiting a virgin from the village brothel in south america, but his conscience gets the better of him, is this your predicament?
Sankyou for your constructive comments. I admit I am weird, but I vill continue to use und, und I hope zat you und your mutter und vatter und hund und freunds all die ein slow und miserable death.
Und by ze vay, I haf never claimed to be German. I am of course Austrian. Do you not find it interesting zat und rhymes vith your choise of expletive?
Zis is very creepy. I do vear ein Pamama hat und smoke ein cigar. You must be, as mein granny used to say, septic!
However, I do not sink I haf ever met ein virgin over ze age of 12 in South America, und I haf no conscience, so zat part is pure fantasy on your part.
Careful, without a conscience life can lose its meaning, but i am not here to preach anyone, i am here to waste my shitness of a day away like all the other lost souls posting on glumbert.
I am thinking of purchasing the Jean Hackman french connection plant pot hat very shortly from a boutique down the road, this will do wonders for the image.
Kommst von, niemand gibt ein Bumsen, dem du, wenig von allen ich. Und was an das Ende meiner Familie wishfully denken anbetrifft; wohle Hoffnung alleine erzielt nie alles, moron. Du kümmertest dich um zentrale Europäer mußt erlernen, wem überlegen ist.
Kommen Sie heran, erhellen Sie sich. Dieser Kerl ist unterhaltender als am meisten auf dieser Seite ganz zu schweigen vom Spott-Video! Oder konnte es sein, dass Sie die Scheiße lieber lesen möchten, die homosexuellen Jungen Rassist sagen muss?
Eine schwache Annahme von jemand, das weg ihre Tage pisses, die auf Bildschirm schreiben, gründete Foren. Nicht sich sorgen, es ist in hohem Grade unwahrscheinlich ich reagiert wieder. Wirklichkeit ist etwas, die ich es vorziehe, mich mit zu besetzen. Twat.
Well if you're so fucking up tight, and can't deal with it, why are you here? Looking for reality? Come on, this is fucking glumbert for shits sake! Do you see what kind of personalities are posting here! Some pretty cool, some pretty fucked up, me included! So take your fucking high and mighty ass attitude and...chill out dude, this is actually a way to get away from reality
without jeopardizing your freedom! I don't take this shit personally, I don't get bent over clever faux accent's, nor do I get grossed out about the details of gay play (well the man chowder thing was a bit sick), I read the racist crap and think, what ignorance, most of all I don't get upset over being called a twat, if I did I'd say crap like, fuck you asshole, I'd like to beat the shit out of you standing on one leg with one hand in my pocket, just to sort of make it fair, then when I force you to kiss a pile of my dogs shit, I'd watch you cry like the little boy you are, bitch. But I won't say that, cuz it doesn't bother me a bit!
Deine Annahmen werden verlegt. 'Chill out'? Sofort gefolgt von einigen Machoanmerkungen über mich oben schlagen. Nicht wahrscheinlich, fällst du feststellst aus, daß Internet-Drohungen in der Einschüchterung ermangeln. Wenn sie ein wenig erheblicheres war, dann würde ich mehr als glücklich, zu verbinden sein, indem ich deine Lungen in deinen Dorn lochte.
Your German is sehr gut! But, if no-one cares vere I come from, vy does it annoy you so? Und please, show courtesy to our fellow Glumberters by not writing in ein foreign language. I try mein best to show respect ven on zis forum by posting in ze majority language. I am sorry you find zis annoying, but, in truth, I do not, how do you say? give ein chimpanzee's.
This Glumbert video is so pathetically pointless, I'm gonna veer off into a more INTERESTING tangent, for my buddy Streamlined and his like-minded apostles:
Well look at what the so-called "christian" army of zealots has wrought within the DoD!!
See?
This is what happens when you cannot separate church from state; you get an insidious form of theocracy spreading like a cancer from within. Thanks to GWB's appointments from the Pat Robertson School For The Fathfully Blind, you get a goddamn mess within the core foundations of government.
Actually, Canuck-what part of your DoD piece are you upset with?
(This is another "illiterate" moment, for those of you following the antics of Canuck, the Struggler.)
You are correct, Canutzy- You have checkmated me again. Everytime you cite an article as some source of proof, I am checkmated. Everytime you (through voluminous research) selectively find an anti-war, anti-Bush piece in the western press, I am checkmated. And, everytime you post what others think to bolster what you already believe, I am checkmated.
Whatever dude. I know of several military personnel that have been in Iraq and still are. Many believe in what is being done over there. Unless you have been over there then you can't honestly state an informed decision.
I did serve and went to Saudi the first go around. I have not been in Iraq so I can't make an informed decision about Iraq, only opinions from what I hear. On the surface it may seem like GWB isn't doing well in this arena, but we won't know unless we decide to do a tour of duty in that armpit of an area.
"Unless you have been over there then you can't honestly state an informed decision."
Well, GWB ducked service in 'Nam (like Cheney), and fucked up a cushy-go in the Air Guard, so I guess I'm about as qualified as THEM to have an opinion on it....right? (Maybe even MORE so).
And as far as what "branch I served in", I've said it multiple times in the last two months...go back and look and READ CAREFULLY this time.
So I actually have to BE in Iraq to get blown up, before I can decide if it's fucked up or not???
I notice your ongoing education at the Keyboard Academy knows no bounds. Have you a point? Still unable to think for yourself?
There is help, Canuck. Meet someone.
I am sure you are a nice fellow despite your grotesqueries and someone will find something to love in you. When you see that so much occurs outside the internet you will cease being a dark and angry cynic. The weeds will become flowers and you mom's basement will become a palace.
Be careful, Tweedle-Dumber. You've already been ID'd as the most gutless cruiser on this highway. Bush wore a uniform, which means he also had to get out of bed early, make his own bed, and if you've forgotten, learned how to fly a fighter aircraft, which is a tad more difficult that pulling that ol' zipper up and down when you take a leak. You've already proved you side with guys like Saddam and Zarqawi, so everyone out there knows what you think about real men who fight them. Could that be your real problem. Real men make you squeamish? Is it true Whoopi Goldberg has bigger pecker?
Canuck the point is how can you degrade someone that has served honorably in the military if you haven't done it yourself. You talk about me being gutless. You are such a retard. Let me guess, not joining the military and willing to lay down your life equals a hero. Grow up you buffoon.
You article claims :
"The Army cites reenlistment numbers as proof that morale remains high and says it expects to reach its retention goal of 62,200 for the fiscal year.
"On the 4th of July, we reenlisted 588 service members . . . in Baghdad. That has to be an indicator," said Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, who visits bases to gauge morale on behalf of Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, the commander of U.S. troops in Iraq.
Based on his encounters, Hill said, he would rank morale at 8 on a scale of 1 to 10."
The morale is probably higher than the mundane jobs here in the civilian would as they would probably rank less. So you pointed something out that talks of a few soldiers that don't want to be over there. Did you read past the first few paragraphs moron. HAHA. You pointed out what I had said in the first place. Again, HAHA.
Checkmate there dumbass, and you did it all for me.
Canucky:""Many believe in what is being done over there"
Oh yeah?
You mean like this?:"
You again prove how much of a retard you are, here is my paragraph, "Whatever dude. I know of several military personnel that have been in Iraq and still are. Many believe in what is being done over there. Unless you have been over there then you can't honestly state an informed decision."
I say that I know several people over there, and then follow-up the next sentence that many believe in why they are there. Let me break down simple English: The people I know that were over there support being over there. Because you cannot comprehend simple English you are assuming I meant all soldiers. You assume to much and you again made an ASS of U to ME. HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't try to back out by stating, "Missed the point.
Again.
Fucking idiot."
If soldiers didn't believe in being over there and wanted out so bad then morale would not be high. Get the point? I would venture to say no, because when you think you have someone cornered you put the blinders on and see what you want to see.
You pointed out the article, not me. Man up and put your tail between your legs and scamper off on this one. You can try again on another post.
Again you are a tard. You have no knowledge of whether I served or not. Again you assume. This is 3 times as of late that you made an ASS of U to ME.
I love it, "Look:
You didn't "serve";
You don't "know anyone in Iraq";
You can't even find "Iraq" on a map;
You were never in Arabia;
And you MOST DEFINITELY have never been in a life-or-death situation, ok??
So drop the stupid act.
You're about as legitimate as Stream being an authentic "christian".
So STFU from now on."
A desperate attempt to try and state that I wasn't in the military. Dude you have egg on your face so quit trying to wipe it off, you just keep smearing it.
I have no need to lie when I say that I was in the military. You simply can't take the fact that someone with the screen name such as mine has more balls than you ever will, and willing to fight for the Commander in Chief whether I agree with his objectives or not.
You would try to play the conscientious objector if they sent you to a war zone.
My current favorite line of rationale from the brain trust is that I have an alias. I am quickly seeing that they are using it as some form of "you got busted" technique when the thoughts run dry.
UsedD- Your checkmate is top notch.
Canuck- Don't get mad...fight back.
My dukes are up and I promise to only use the most primitive parts of my brain.
Have YOU ever worn a uniform of ANY kind in YOUR life?
Or are you one of these Monday Morning Quarterback-Armchair Generals? You keep on yakking about this so-called "war on terror" and seem to show callous disgregard for troop fatalities, that I kind of wonder if you EVER had an appreciation for ever having to man a post, or scan a perimeter or be in the presence of live, potentially hostile targets (and yes, I have, in varying capacities, and still DO and AM).
You adhere to your "faith" with a vice-like grip, sometimes to the point of ridicule of many on here (and believe it or not, I am forced to give you grudging credit for that), but I have to question your basic common sense when you see examples of what others in positions of authority have done with that "faith", and you arbitrarily dismiss them as miniscule, instead of facing the reality that there MAY be a problem here....a SERIOUS one.
Never worn a uniform.
My father and both grandparents did. So, a very deep appreciation for the need of an active military. Especially at what they(the military) must do.
Sounds like you are the armchair QB. I have been in agreement with most of the war from the start. (Strategies notwithstanding) Callous disregard?!
You pompous fool. What about the innocent life killed at the hands of the people we want to keep out of America and keep on the run around the world. I know what the military voluntarily does and they know what they have gotten into.
As to whether you have ever served...I don't know. You have very little credibility with me. If you have...good, and thank you. Anytime you make claims about yourself, they are suspect.
What others have done with that faith...You are so pompous. I am sure there is another, more powerful term, but I cannot think of one.
It all boils down to you disagreeing and you cannot stand anyone who disagrees with you. "They must be liars! they must be dishonest! they must be zealots!" The only person who has demonstrably shown those characteristics in these threads is you. You have lied and been dishonest. You have mindlessly and vigorously pursued your anti-Bush cause ad nauseum,.
As long as I believe this cause is worth dying for and killing for then I will support it because those are the unavoidable results of clashing ideals.
You would give your back to the opposition since you have no moral ground upon which to stand, nor the fortitude (should you find the ground) to make that stand.
Iraq had NOTHING to do with the "people you want to keep on the run", ok? Your blind zeal has made you NO BETTER than the your Saudi "friends", who perpetuated 9/11; you're just the flip-side of the coin. There's an awful lot of your Saudi friends who scream "Praise Allah!", and go out and kill; there's an awful lof of you christian zealots who scream "Praise JESUS!", and go out and kill (or want to kill, such as yourself). Personally, if I could, I'd scoop ALL of your sorry asses off the planet, and let YOU ALL duke it out on an asteroid somewhere, and leave the rest of us alone.
Or better yet, why don't YOU gather up enough moxy and go put on a uniform for ONCE.
Watch how fast your goddamn tune changes.
You won't be as quick to pour money into a museum that cherishes ignorance, I guarantee you that. That's most likely to be the FIRST casualty, on your road to waking up.
But don't worry Stream: your puke of a President has already said he's not going ANYWHERE as far as Iraq goes, so there'll be a lot more blood for you to praise and thank Jesus for , and "keep on the run".
"Clashing ideals"???
WHOA! Stream! Are you finally admitting that you're in a CRUSADE?? "Clashing ideals"??? You must mean RELIGIOUS ideals, right? And WHY have you never worn a uniform? Too scared? 4-F? Flat feet? Bum leg? Conscientious Objector? Religious Exemption? What?
But you can sit here and go "RAH-RAH-RAH!!!! YAAAAAYYYYY TEAM!"
Okay Stream.
You've said more than enough.
Now just quietly go away, and stop with the shit once and for all, ok?
Well, let me wax eloquent about this, as a well-educated, sensible Canadian:
1. Fuck...THEIR ideals;
2. Fuck...YOUR ideals;
There. How ya like THAT/MY "ideal"? Sounds reasonable to me...as well as to the 75% majority of Americans in your country. And if you TRULY believed the cause was worth dying for, then your pathetic, worshipping-ass would have been in Tikrit a long time ago, instead of sitting here (with ME), and giving money away to a stupid fuckin' "creationist museum".
I'm still curious, Dumber, going back several days to Chummin's original letter to you and Donnie/Marie. If Stream is bloodthirsty for backing soldiers who kill terrorists, what do you call the person who backs the terrorists...people who blow up people in markets and shoot men in the back of the head, and use women and children as shields? A pacifist? A peacenik?
Still, you can't say a word to any of your mates here as to what you're for. Only what you hate...and best i can tell, you hate truth, you hate honesty, you hate honor, you hate God, you hate gays, Asians. In a word, you hate men with dicks.
I couldn't help myself, Dumber. You're the only person I've ever known who can make a keyboard whine. I could see the red in your face, banging your head on the cinder blocks under mom's kitchen. Stream really gets your goat, doesn't he? I thought we owned you, but he does. When I was 20 I was a rabid environmentalist. I joined some mates to drive 100 miles to set fire to some equipment that we thought was damaging a nearby river. About midnight, we walked into this clearing where the bulldozers were sitting, each of us carrying two 5gal cans of gasoline. All of a sudden floodlights came on and we heard the locking and loading of several rifles and shotguns. We sat the gas down, turned tail and ran like hell. I took two loads of buckshot in the ass, and road all the way home laying face down in the back seat floor of that old Ford. Unable to go a doctor or hospital, my buddy stopped and got me some gauze, alcohol and tweezers and a hand-mirror. My buddies then abandoned me..we never spoke again. Back in my room, under an old desk lamp, laying across on old cane-back chair, I had to pluck those little pellets out, one a time. I can tell you now, Dumber, that the bloody mess I saw in that mirror was nothing compared to the look on your face when you know you've been whipped, and start throwing one of your famous tantrums. Scarlett O'Hara couldn't do it any better. God I love this job
"Have YOU ever worn a uniform of ANY kind in YOUR life?"
Wackenhut and other security companies offer uniforms for their security guards. Wearing "any" uniform is not the same as a military uniform, so don't try to compare the two.
No, pal, For all you know, I'm an infantry sergeant in Iraq. Everyone has his sport, even dumbass so'jers.
Every person on this site has a center. that makes him tick. I always thought yours was "stupid" but of course it's not. You're a coward. The first thing Chummin ever asked was whether you'd risk your life for a friend, much less a bunch of Arabs. You never answered that ....because you can't.
Everyone here, in between the laughs, knows you well enough to know that if you peeped out the window and saw some thugs come across the fence into your neighbor's yard, drag him out of the house by the ankles and beat him, you'd stand there frozen mute. You be so scared you might not even be able to call the cops. But you sure wouldn't lift a hand to help. That's what defines you.
You think the internet provides you with cover, because you can strut around, probably in size 52 Fruit of the Looms, saying things you know you could never say to anyone, much less me, to his face...because you'd be peeling your nose off your ear. Fun part is, not a jury would convict me, probably not even in Ontario, or Lancastershire. Maybe Vichy. You're a goddamn coward, and I'm going to cut and paste this thread and every time you cross the line, I'll whack you off at the knees. Keep is stupid, Simple. Give my regards to yer mum. Cordially
You posted, "Everyone here, in between the laughs, knows you well enough to know that if you peeped out the window and saw some thugs come across the fence into your neighbor's yard, drag him out of the house by the ankles and beat him, you'd stand there frozen mute. You be so scared you might not even be able to call the cops. But you sure wouldn't lift a hand to help. That's what defines you."
I have to correct you and say that I think you are absolutely wrong!!!!!!
He'd shit all over himself, and then maybe he would lose all control of his bladder.
It really doesn't take much for stupid to flow like milk and honey.
If you would like to revisit our earlier conversations about the build up to the war, then fine. I don't mind showing you to be a liar again...a bigot, again...or a hypocrit, again. These are known conditions. (Didn't even have to use all of the scientific method on you.)
No, I chose not to put on the uniform as it seemed unnecessary in my teenage to college years. I'd like to think I would have had te circumstances been different. (Your anger reveals something about you, C: have you ever been on a team? Ever had to rely on the support of others for the goals to be met? I submit you have not. As evidence: (1) You anger towards the military...particularly, the US military. This anger stems from jealosy. Like Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs", you fancied yourself a certain type of guy, butthen got rejected by the institution. (2) Your belief that we should be actively surrendering. Yeah, that's how you support a team. Tell'em to quit. I do know what moral support does to one's motivation. You might know ABOUT it, but you have never experienced it.--This is indirect evidence of your cowardice.)
So, while you rant away and equivocate all religions and that their adherents are all zealots of the same ilk, there will still be those with the moral fiber and strength of character to stand up and do what's right. You just won't be among them.
Ohh dear. Canuck states, "I've engaged many loudmouthed hostile fucks like yourself over the years.
I'm still breathing, walking and talking and they're (were) in a hospital."
If he truly is a police officer then maybe he was one of the Toronto police officers that were involved in police brutality cases that throb pointed out a few weeks ago.
Seems like we have an anger management problem. So what you are saying is that you like to beat up civilians that are supposed to respect your authority. I wouldn't have suspected any less from your egotistical responses.
You bashed me a month or so ago in a video where the store owner beat the crap out of a robber, and you said that it was not justified, yet you are saying that engaging loud mouther hostile fucks justifies brutality to the point of putting someone in the hospital. Lets post the link so others can enjoy:
How do you profess your win: checkmate? You are a biggoted retard. You have just proved what stream has been saying about you being biggoted, but I put the pieces together on this one. There's a piece of ammo for ya stream complements ala douche with the help of Canuck himself.
I'm sure Canuck will be so pissed that his tantrum will bypass this kids tantrum:
Have a most excellent day dude and I'm looking for a smoke in mirrors response. I am waiting to hear something that starts like, "The only thing you got.....," or something that starts with an explectitive. Had I not said anything I am sure that would have been the start of your next response. He may suprise me and not write anything as if to ignore me, which is his other tactic of avoiding a subject when he has been disgraced.
Ohhhhhhh the shaaaaame........I've been DISGRACED ON GLUMBERT!
I think I'll go and hide now.
LOL
(sips his coffee)
Look, dufus, IF I sat here and typed about how I've never used "force" in my vast, all-encompassing, eternal career, well let's just say I'd sound even more full of crap than you already believe I am.
The plain, unvarnished truth, however, is that I have; my reasons and rationale for doing so have ALWAYS been within the parameters and scope of my duties/oath (that concept might seem alien to some who've never relied on any esprit du corps, or worn a/the uniform of any kind, and simply spent their lives as law-abiding, quiet civilians---nothing wrong with that; I've always said that people in general are a lot like machinery---they're either a benefit, or a hazard. If they're a benefit---they're not my problem.)
(takes another sip of coffee)
The point I was trying to make yesterday is thus:
THIS CAT VIDEO IS STUPID!!! OKAY????
(turns away in shame....in DISGRACE....AAARRRGGGHHH)
Herr Canuck!
Ein island of sanity in ein sea of hysteria!
Mein patience is now at an end vith zese imbeciles who insult me! It is lucky for zem zat mein pet chihuahua is no more, or I vould train it to shniff zem out on ze Vorld Vide Veb und vorry zem ruthlessly around ze gonad regions.
I too sink ze Yankees should not be in Iraq, vith zere, how do you say?, Gung Ho und zere stupid marching songs about little girls und apple pie. I remember zey sang zem as zey entered Berlin, und ze Russians shot zem because zey thought zey ver the Vienna Boys' Choir. Laugh? Ve almost geshitted ourselves!
I see ze Britisher fuhrer Braun is pulling his troops from ze south. Und he says it is not a retreat! Pull ze ozzer von, as mein ancient grandmozzer used to say. Our retreat from Stalingrad vos more dignified I am sinking.
Herr Skidmarks.
I almost missed your post about ze Gene Hackman hat! Zis vould be kvite fetching in certain parts of ze vorld. I vould urge caution, however, if travelling to Marseilles. Zere are some imbecile Frenchmen who still sink Popeye Doyle is hunting zem. You can recognise zem by zere constant shniffing und tvitching.
But I sink zat in ze USA it vould vork vell. I haf heard of ein popular singer called Tom Vaits who vears von, and despite ein voice like ein stuka und face like ein bag von spanners, he has made ein fortune.
Good luck vith your vardrobe!
Herr Username.
I bow to your superior posting. You haf goaded me into losing mein temper, und for zat I must salute you. Be assured, I haf no vish to, how do you say?, haf ein pissing competition vith you, as you are obviously ein educated man.
Perhaps ve can haf ein drink together at mein hacienda some day? I know zat Conchita und Pedro vould love to meet you. Do you haf ein hund, by ze vay? I am looking for ein good von to help round up ze rogue armadillos.
Do you know zat armadillo shells can be used for many sings? Lampshades, vitty hats, urinals und Argentine military helmets are just a few. Are you in business? I can offer a man like you ein golden opportunity to enter a booming market. If you send me just £10,000 US dollars, I vill happily make you ein sleeping partner, or, if you are as I suspect a man of action und prefer ze "hands on" approach, Pedro vill be happy to teach yuo ze art of de-shelling live animals. It is kvite good fun actually, but not to everyone's taste.
I look forward to hearing more from you.
'I look forward to hearing more from you.' Finally you appreciate how easy it is to form a grammatically correct sentance in english. And as for that paragraph of drivel; well few things of lost my interest so rapidly. Now generally I try to avoid entering into discussion with some oddity over the internet, but your style of writing is simply so infuriating that I have to proceed. Clearly I harbour no desire to 'haf ein drink' with you; you are a mediocre, dull, limp-dicked Austrian who's interests are so diverse that they span from armadillo shells to urinals: impressive indeed. And the condescending remarks featuring 'a man of action'... well I certainly haven't been rolling around in the dirt with a couple of dogs lately.
"sentence" not "sentance". "whose" is correct - not "who's". A colon should not be used to introduce a phrase, only a following related sentence.
Apart from ze above, sankyou for ze English lesson.
I am sorry you find my style infuriating, but sankyou for your gracious reply. Perhaps ve should simply agree to differ und not communicate further.
Seig Heil!!!!
I find the correcting of my typographical errors astonishing, especially when followed with 'ze English lesson'. Ehrlich sein, wir, die beide kennen, daß du auf vollkommenes Englisch schreiben kannst. Genießt du die Neuheit der Nationalität? Aber mein Respekt für deinen Intellekt ist ceratinly gewachsen, und ich bin völlig mit deinem abschließenden Vorschlag des Endes dieses einverstanden. Gutes Glück zu dir.
Herr Username.
Und Gutes Gluck zu dir!
Glumbert is ein broad church, nicht wahr, vith room for many strong opinions und ein occasional smattering of stupidity, mein own included. I haf learned much from all ze members. I am sorry you do not vish to drink vith me, und at ze risk of appearing to be "ein pussy" as ze Americans say, I vish you vell despite our disagreement.
Now I must rush to keep mein appointment at ze Buenos Aires Humour Bypass Clinic.
Weidersehen!
Howdy dere, Adolf
I shore do like da way you make dat dere 'username' lady git all snittytiffed. She shore do sound a lot like a lot of big fat ol' texan girls i know down here
at Baylor in Waco. They got classes here dat tell em how to use babelfish 'n other fancy language arts.
Es gibt keine Sprachenkunstkategorien, die die Gleichen von dir überhaupt anpassen konnten und deine Mitgammler zu überhaupt stichhaltigem wie mir. I wonder if your poor powers of perception leave you in many 'sticky situations' due to mistaking men for women, you low-class cretin.
Dam I got a German war above me and Now I learn strummin playing Army man LOLOL. Will my own lunacy take me first? or will it be strummins I break under? Out on patrol. LMAO.
Podman I cant talk now there's a Atomic super submarine outside my condo ready to take me to a undisclosed location to defend Jersey Ave.
its a top secret place that if I told you then....well....then....you would know i guess?? No I remember! Then I would have to kill err.. someone........ ahh never mind I forgot. Well I'm off to hunt down the bad guys don't worry their not hard to spot.They always wear black. .
Gott in Himmel! Do you really sink username is ein fraulein? If zis is so, I haf been - how do you say? - most ungallant und discourteous. It did not occur to me zat zis person might have no dangly bits.
If you are correct, I apologise, as ze English say, from ze heart of my bottom to ze lady for any unkind comments I may haf made.
I must be more careful in future.
regarding fraulein 'username':
I know a pissy pussy when i see one. Even if fraulein username does have a Y chromosome tucked between her legs somewhere, there's at least 2 Xs with wadded up panties that dominate the genome.
I do not know if zis comment is addressed to me or to Herr Rhyolite. But if ze former, you are kvite right. I vonce had ein most "sticky situation" in Hamburg, ven I made zis mistake after too much schnapps!
Mehr, die lese ich von dir, mehr, möchte ich meine Anmerkungen zu dir zurückziehen. Mir, ihm bitte verzeihen ist einfach das Mischen von Sprachen im speach, das mich reizt. Und mein bester Freund ist österreichisch, also hält es nicht gegen mich.
DAMMMM..Strumm made a funny... wow...what should one say on this momentous occasion? congrats mister, but next time try a joke w/out some ones feeling being hurt. even if that some one is a FOUL MOUTH WHORE!!!
I'm about to make my FIRST SWEEPING, PAINT-WITH-THE-SAME-BRUSH COOMENT about Americans in GENERAL!!:
Last night, I finally got around to seeing that movie, "The Queen", with Helen Mirren (winner, Academy Award for Best Actress, copyrighted). It was pretty damn good. And I truly think you guys should have stuck with the monarchy and gave it a chance, so to speak, instead of throwing that temper tantrum and moving out of the House. Oh, I'm not saying you shoulda been a copy of Britain itself (no way!), but just....retained a constitutional monarchy to give you that sort of....oh I dunno...regality. At the very least, look at it this way: if you guys presently had a Governor-General (the Queens Representative) sitting in D.C. right now, who had the authority to dissolve the sitting Administration AND Congress, and drop an Election Writ......well, GWB would have been in the unemployment line LONG ago, along with his whole gang of Little Rascals.
"NO ONE would, or COULD...assassinate His/Her Majesty; were one to attempt it, they would instantly be held in frozen awe of their sheer majestic splendor! But to assassinate the "President"? Well, why not?"
------------------------from "The Unforgiven", as said by Richard Harris, portraying "English Bob"; also starring (and directed by) Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Gene Hackman. Winner of seven Academy Awards; a truly great, revisionist western. One of my favourites.
Canuck- When deciding what to learn next, do you first google a topic or is there a database somewhere that tells you what media have in store for you? Michael Moore tells you what to think...Helen Mirren tells you what to think...(although, in the case this movie, The Queen, I fear you chose it for a completely different reason and hand-in-the-cookiejar motives compel you to turn it into a stick-with-the-rip-America theme that has made you famous.)
What is it with you and monarchical leadership? I am seeing some interesting threads of how you see power...your "anger management" vis a vis cop duties and now a defense of a monarchy.
You really are angry at God.
Naaa- there is a season for everything and a time for every season.
I should periodically be shooting the fish in the barrel that you all provide, rather than describing the fish...and the barrel...and the gun that I use.
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of someone else."
Easy targets are the most fun.
The barrel on your "gun" (please say "rifle", or "weapon" in the future....never "gun") is supposed to point AWAY from you, and that little curved metal-thingy inside the ring is called a "trig----"
You must leave mein good Glumberter comrades alone! If you do not like zis forum, vy in ze name of Gott do you look at it?
In ze vords of ze vell-known popular song -
"If you ver ze only girl in ze vorld
Und I vos ze only boy,
I vould masturbate"
Herr Canuck!
Guten abend. I see you are hafing ze old ding dong vith ze Yankees still! Most illuminating, but I shall of course - how do you say? - give all zat ein bodyswerve. Mein own views zese days are not very interesting to ze jungen. I vos disappointed zat Herr/Frau? Username did not take up mein offer of ein partnership in mein armadillo farm. I sink I vos much misunderstood. Perhaps I could persuade you to consider ze opportunity if you felt like ein move to sunnier climes from ze frozen North und ze Call of ze Vild.
I haf many Lugers, but ze food of vich you speak is not to mein taste I am afraid. It reminds me too much of ze bad times....
Conchita makes wunderbar Mexican meals und Pedro has been known to occasionally spit roast ein armadillo for special occasions.
Fear not for shallow is not what you are! 'Turdles' is one of the deepest and most thought provoking clips ever posted on Glumbert! I shall hear nothing wrong of it!
Must of hit a cord with Strumchin he is very much agitated to the point of being angered.
It shows lately in his post, perhaps its the part about him living with his Ma.
There is nothing wrong w/ that little man, just don't get mad at these threads and take it out on her God knows she has put up with your nasty ass for 29 years and counting. LMAO!
From now on I'm taking a cue from Pod and I respond to you (mostly) with the following.....
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