http://www.virtual-tours-newfoundland.ca/Dildo/dildo.html Welcome to Dildo Trinity Bay Newfoundland and Labrador Canada.
Historic Dildo, moving picture tour on the shores of Trinity Bay Newfoundland and Labrador. Canada Tourism.
Well shit brother, these Canadians are cooler than I give them credit for then. The people in Dildo, ahem, "Usedouchebag" are not the seal humpers they looked like.
I think I would have to speed around town until I could get a ticket in Dildo.
Do you think Gayside is anywhere near Dildo?
I think Dildo fits the town very well.
Douche- What are all the Canadians doing tonight?
Canuck- I am kinda dragging ass today so I thought I might get some brew and a shot in Dildo.
Randall- I love to scale Mt. Dildo. It is very tough. If you are not prepared for Dildo it can hurt, and it brings on a lot of physical pain. You know how it is, dontcha Douche?
Docuhe - Ummm....no.
Randall - You don't like Dildo? How can you not love Dildo? Dildo is the best! Repeat after me - I love Dildo! I could do Dildo anytime and all the time. Dildo is so relaxing. A piece of advice: take caution with Dildo. Do it wrong and it could fuck you up!
Football teams? Muledick -vs- Dildo. That would be a hard one to bet on. (No pun intended)
"Muledicks' team is coming on strong in the first half however, you have to wonder if they can match the legendary 4th quarter performance of Dildo........."
Just thinkin out loud now......Is Muledick bigger than Dildo? If it is Randal might be happy. Once he gets bored with Dildo he will move on to bigger and better things; Muledick.
Randal's a small town kinda boy, but I doubt Muledick would be too large for him.
Oh, Newfoundland, oh, Newfoundland, the island in the sea, I love you all so very much, I joined the ministry, To show you people 'round the Rock when tourist season's here, Although, in my opinion, it's a gem throughout the year.
If you're one for swimming, don't think it's out of reach, You can go and take a dip along Grossewater Beach; I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here, Instead, let's go to Gooby's and have ourselves a beer.
From Woody Point to Comebychance to good old Ferryland, Come take a look at Gander and Blackhead's mighty grand; Don't let the names deceive you, in a town that's mighty fine, So spend a night in Dildo, if you think you've got the time.
Well, you can go to Blowmedown before it gets too dark, Oh, sorry, ma'am, I should have said, that's our provincial park; There's also Wophen Harbour, or maybe Butterpot, Or maybe I'll just hit the pub, I'm feeling like a shot.
Well, you can sail a Kittybitty and look at Joe Batt's Arm, There's Placentia and there's Cowhead, they're so full of charm; Get married down in Kilbride, have a party in Hate Bay, Or have some screech an' Pogo and forget about the day.
From Woody Point to Comebychance to good old Ferryland, Come take a look at Gander and Blackhead's mighty grand; Don't let the names deceive you, in a town that's mighty fine, So spend a night in Dildo, if you think you've got the time.
I think your friend Canuck1963 needs some serious help. He is possessed with death in Iraq and failure of Americans in every aspect of international politics, and fells that this forum is the appropriate vehicle fo continually vent these issues.
Can anyone discuss the vidoes? This one BTW is a complete gem.
You mean kinda like YOU being "possessed" enough to hang on my every word? You mean like that? ".....failure of Americans...."?? Fuck. ANOTHER one who can't separate people from government.
(looks upwards at the ceiling, and mutters to Streams Man-In-The-Sky, "Is this your idea of a joke??)
Shaddap, for pete's sake, will ya? You're becoming pathetic in your fucking mewling.
DOUCHE!!
That was fukkin' funny! OMFG, I laffed like crazy! Know what, though? Those Newfies, I tell ya. They've gotten a bum rap for a long time now (I'm sure there's a pun there somewheres).
But still...."Dildo" sure enough IS an ear-catching name for a town.
"Terror-symp" is my term, Your Ladyship, and I first used it some months ago describing you, Darling. Next time time you use, give me credit, you do know how to footnote, don't you. But then again, I suspect that would destroy the patina of this site as everuthing you say is someone else's thoughts. Ring, ring, woof, woof.!!
I didn't say anything "anti-Canadian"?!? Review my post. I have a lot of Canadian friends and respect them. You on the otherhand are anti-American. It appears you are critical of anything in the US and anything the US does. I am afraid that you have not separated the people from the country as you claim, but have some sort of deep seated issues of your own to come to terms with.
It is not everyday that someone can view a video about inane subjects and then told about the death of soldiers in Tikrit. I think you need some serious help
You keep spying on me through that crack in the clap boards and I'm gonna get ya real good! You do remember pulp fiction ? You Know... the back of the store and the freak in the chest???
I married the home coming Queen from dildo/usedouchebag! It was a loveless marriage, It was as she just never needed me!
my hysband eats cool whip in the "wee hours". If it anin't that then 1/2 gallon of milk is missing the next morning. I hate to ask this: what is is with men and dairy products..... I can see it comming already...
Only in Canada
Oh Canada
Our home and native land(National Anthem)
Anyway i have a new dream now im gonna open a sex shop in dildo
and call it Dildoes Dildoes and Dvds(dreams can come true)
and gold this is coming from glumberts worst speller its HUSBAND LOL
Miter please dont read this 1 its a joke
Has any1 seen newfoundlands new flag????????????????????
2 cods on a welfare cheque WAKAWAKAWAKA HAHAHAHAHA
Theres a scottish italian and newfie on the roof of a skyscraper eating there lunch the scottish guy looks "Awk i get ham and cheese tommorow im throwing my lunch of the roof"
Italian I get Kabbasa tommorow im throwing my lunch of the roof
Newfie I get cod sandwiches and my lunch is going off the roof
So the next day the 3 construction workers get on the roof and the scottish guy looks in his bag
Scottish Good sausage rolls
Italian Salami and cheese good
Well the newfie doesnt even look in his bag and fires his lunch off the roof
The scottish guy says what the hell r ya doing u didnt even look ibn your lunch
The newfie replies"I know i packed my own lunch!!!!!!!!!!"
WAKAWAKAWAKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What did the newfie girl say when she lost her virginity.................
Dad get off me your crushing me smokes
WAKAWAKAWAKAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do u get a 1 armed newfie out of a tree.............................
Wave!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
P.s have lots of newfie friends and they dont mind telling scottish jokes
That was a medical secret...how the hell did you find out I had a Dildo lodged in my rectum? Ohh shit.......you did a play on words.....I gotcha now. LOL......oops my bad.
Talking 'bout Dildo, did the man who is your dad and uncle take finally let up on your Dildo fetish? Or did he finally give in and go to Mount Dildo? Make sure you give him a kiss before he goes to Mount Dildo. That would be wrong if you didn't at least have the courtesy to do that for your old man.
Hello, girls, it's been weeks, How're things in the monkey house? Got my note-pad, but but nothing's changed. The Canadian twit still loses sleep over my pal Stream, and it seems others agree, now. Maybe Stream can be tribal leader. I understand there's a blog at Mosquito Blog where a cherry bunch of college kids whine pretty much like you do..only, no, forget that, they went past 10th grade. Cheers
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