'Mr Monkey, I pledge you slap of five, Now how does your problem meet?' He said, 'My bananas are at their ripest, but they all Stand at three feet. My swinging hand is bandaged up. Could you help me with this chore?' I brought him down to the Native shop And bought him copies of the De La score Which assisted well in his elevation Now all bananas is at his grasp He decided with this accomplished, He would put me on to the path
Christmas Eve and time to gear down, do some last-minute wrapping, while the wifey and I watch "A Christmas Story" on the tube. After that, stach the stuff under the tree, and turn out the lights.
Merry Christmas to all!
Friend and foe alike.
(I like to think of this moment as similar to the one those soldiers had in WWI, where each opposing side came outta their trenches to sing carols, and exchange gifts...well, at least until their respective officers put a stop to it)
See y'all in a couple of days.
Hope you and all your families stay comfy, safe and happy.
I find myself looking at the past year and finding many more positive than negative recollections....it's warming to recall the kindness of so many during such difficult times. A fundamental treasure many of us share is living free lives in free countries...and we are so prone to taking this gift forgranted. Glumbert is only one minor reminder of that precious reality. Hold it and value it while it exists, and pray it always does.
Happy Christmas to all. And I wish everyone a healthy, prosperous, and friend-filled 2009 !
Lumpy sez:
%u201CThe mouse later returned and offered to help the giraffe escape his predicament. The giraffe readily accepted and the mouse hooked a rope to the giraffe from his Corvette Z06 and tried to pull him to safety. But the load was too heavy and soon the giraffe slipped back into the quicksand. An elephant then happened by and offered his assistance, he extended his penis and pulled the giraffe right out.%u201D
The moral of the story is: if you have a big dick, you don%u2019t need a fancy car.
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