Death Metal Puppy

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First:themossad
1 year ago
Posting first is retarded dont do it
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Come on 2nd express yourself, you must have more to add than just a period.

Add your standard "Nobody cares" comment below.
1 year ago
podman is a homosexual evertone.
1 year ago
What is a evertone?
1 year ago
any post on glumbert is retarded, even this one
1 year ago
I agree and that is why I have stopped participating in these juvenile games.
1 year ago
Anyone see Shamu?
1 year ago
Yes - I sat in the spash zone too. The fat bastard soaked my grandmother to the core.

My how I laughed.

She on the other hand contracted pneumonia shortly thereafter.
1 year ago
I luvs dis type muzik.
1 year ago
Try dis video of sum real medal muzik.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w

PS: Shet be bein' funny!
1 year ago
1st
1 year ago
animalz.
1 year ago
check out the cat headbanging to slayer, its precious.
1 year ago
CHUCK DIS MUTHAFUCKA!

If you can grab it that is...

(Moral of the story - never refuse beer to a wire hair)
1 year ago
Dogs are for blind people and hunters.
Drivel.
1 year ago
This vid is funny as for the music i wonder if they do weddings lol
1 year ago
*her
1 year ago
I see Dixiebelle posted here pic on her profile.

Hmmmmmm..........
1 year ago
Canuck if im mistaken i apoligize but arent you dixiebelle?
1 year ago
Hey canuck planettint opened a door for me that I found very tempting to walk through - but I walked straight on by pretty good hey. hey
1 year ago
'May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future." Why do you do that to me?
1 year ago
planettint
LOL
You make me laugh, I can almost hear the fat egomaniac grinding his baked bean like teeth.
1 year ago
Ahhh, no.

And once again, YOU crawl outta the dark when it's about ME.

I'm giving serious thought to revoking my permission in allowing you to open yer fat trap on thses threads.
1 year ago
canuck I was merely pointing out that I am behaving myself.
1 year ago
Planetint
You need the fat egomaniacs permission to post?
LMFAO
1 year ago
Who you callin' "fat"?
1 year ago
And the original comment was directed at peanut-head....not planettint.

Pay closer attention.
1 year ago
You sound so submissive. It's quite funny.
1 year ago
I am relieved that it meets with your approval.
1 year ago
c'mon now boys lets not get nasty.
1 year ago
Well i do apoligize for causing such a uproar it was just the dixie character appeared when the Glumbert circa 1817 stories were flying about and just thought she was a character she did have the same writing style as canuck but has bin brought to my attention that i was wrong and do apoligize so on a closing note CHEERS and Happy St Pats Day im goona go now and have a green beer
1 year ago
Planetint you call that an uproar! You have nothing to apologize for.

PS: if you want some tips on causing an uproar I am more than happy to oblige.
1 year ago
backbone lol now that was funny!
1 year ago
Hey backbone i first of think ur alright just a little angry but arent we all i have figured out your geographical location and that is.............................
Drum Roll Please............................................................................
U.K
Thats actually where im originally from im gonna try be more specific and my guess is England how did i do CHEERS!
1 year ago
planettint I was never angry just stirring the pot when things got a little quiet no jousting between certain individuals.
Cannot confirm nor deny being from England (but I suppose that could make anyone depressed or angry on account of the weather) I am pretty sure I have spelt ass instead of arse, color-colour, mom-mum and so on so I don't know what may or may not have given me away.

Getting paranoid now might have to go back to using a proxy server.

PS: CHEERS!
1 year ago
Sorry, death metal is not the most vile music.. anything they play on MTV or CMTV is
1 year ago
BET
1 year ago
Once you mute the video then you just have a rabid dog... not much else there.
1 year ago
Hilarious! This is gonna have a billion views
1 year ago
dogs rule
1 year ago
Hm, somhow this following video reminds me of something:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1806407
1 year ago
Yes it does good find
1 year ago
Tell me who uh tell me I really wanna know.

I'm in suspense pleeeeaase say your having a dig at me. I'll make it worth your while.
1 year ago
holy shit was that us?
1 year ago
Well Gym, maybe if we were younger. That's a little more YouTube.
1 year ago
LOL!

Shall be sending that out as we celebrate the nailing of a man to a cross a couple thousand years ago.

And strangely this is called 'Good' Friday?

I bet Jesus didn't think so
1 year ago
Like it - he seems a little Bill Hicksian dontcha think?
1 year ago
I used to be a mailman..It doesn't take much to make a dog do this.
1 year ago
Can anyone say "SPCA"? Leave the dog alone. Let him chase rabbits and cars and eat snausages slobber all over company and take naps in peace, like a normal dog.
1 year ago
i feel bad for this dog....
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH >:O
1 year ago
Bug, LMMFAO!
1 year ago
the dog is enjoyin itself. in a year or so it could be a good attack dog.
1 year ago
qlanettint what continent do you hail from?
1 year ago
He lives in Achin' Asshole, Alabama.
1 year ago
LMAO!!! My Wife's father must come from there also!
1 year ago
Hm, that little town must have a couple million people who moved away from it...
1 year ago
This dog needs a good Shot-Pupping into a ravine.

Just kidding ;)
1 year ago
planettint...

You're kidding right? You think Canuck IS me? Sheesh... this place is getting stranger all the time. I don't even think Canuck has another alias. He's too much of an egomaniac to ever presume to be somebody else. (That's a compliment, Canuck!)

Besides... the last time I checked... that picture doesn't really look male... but I could be wrong.
1 year ago
No i wasnt kidding back when he was doing all the stories a dixiebelle appears with the same writing style but like i said before if i was wrong i apoligize and i do so SORRY and no your pic definitly doesnt look like a male
1 year ago
It's him
1 year ago
And you're an idiot.

Again.
1 year ago
I hope PETA sees this and goes bee-zerk like they always do. Personally, I love death metal dogs!
1 year ago
Me, I'm a member of PETA* and have no problem with this at all.*(People Eating Tasty Animals) **

**(For the one or two people left on the net that haven't seen that one)
1 year ago
nice puppy,,,,,,,,,,, got anything by jesse collin young,,,,,,,nice puppy.
1 year ago
(The Coasters)Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna [this is the way he pronounces
it; to rhyme with "bandana"]
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was sittin' on a piano stool
I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool."

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in MexicoAll of a sudden in walks this chick

Joe starts playing on a Latin kick

Around her waist she wore three fishnets

She started dancin' with the castanets

I didn't know just what to expect

She threw her arms around my neck

We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before.

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight,
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe.

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

[Spoken by Carl Gardner:]
Yeah, como est usted senorita
Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is
In Mexico, yeah in Mexico
You can get your kicks in Mexico
Come with me baby, come with me, come with me, crazy, yeah
1 year ago
Break out the Coronas and Tequila, time for a little spring time Fiesta!
1 year ago
AHH.. ya!!
1 year ago
I had a terrier like this a while ago. Would have disposed of him early in life if I'd been able to do so....I was a wimp, and my wife and daughter were so emotionally involved.

Bottom line....daughter got marrieed, went to a condo that did not allow pets, we "inherited" him, he ran in front of a car.....problem solved.

NO...I did not throw him...he never came when he was called anyway....he just used his carrot brain and got away from me, but not the car that was comng down the street.

No music here....our Bichon more than makes up for it these days.
1 year ago
Jack Russel by any chance? Everyone who watched "Frasier" wanted one, until they got it and realized they are quite a hand full, to put it mildly.
1 year ago
I was just thinking of the dogs I've "owned" in my life.....

Cocker Spaniel, barely remember him, I was a toddler.

Beagle, "Rufus" cool dog, stolen from our yard.

Poodle mix (Heinz 57) "Foo dog", very similar to the dog above, when you cussed at it that was his exact reaction, my Dad took him to "sleep" at the shelter.

Lab, shepherd mix, "Zera" or just Z, this dog could bring back the exact rock you threw into the river! Put her down at 14 years old.

German shepherd, "Alpha" really big black Shep, lost to girlfriend :(

Lhasa apso, "Tiger" cute dog, always crapped in the house (like all little dogs) stepped in front of car on moving day...that sucked.

Lhasa apso, "Ginger" nasty smelling dog, hated kids, lived in (open door) "crate" all it's life, which ended due to cancer.

Yorkie, "Max" rescued dog, loved wife, hated me, up and croaked when wife was away...no I didn't have anything to do with that!

German Shepherd, "Sarge" really awesome and funny dog, great personality, kind of a dork, put down at 10 due to bad hips.

German Shepherd, "Princess" rescued dog, when we got her, her name was "Baby" not quite fitting since she was a 100 pound aggressive farm dog, ate any animal that got in the backyard, up and died of a heart attack at 14.

Dachshund, "Ruby" rescued from a horrible scene, 80 plus dogs living with aged couple and things got out of hand, was tougher than the other two Shep's above and lived with them till my divorce, she's still with ex and going strong, miss that dog (Ruby).

German Shepherd, "Major" my current dog, really f-ing big 130 Lb, "working" type black Shep, smartest dog I've ever owned, protection trained, incredible tracker, knows two languages LOL, he's only 4, I hope he'll be around for another 10!

I wish I had a dollar for every pound of crap I've picked up after all these dogs!
1 year ago
Now Miter, correct me I'm wrong, but if you add up all your dogs, you're 115 years old. You don't look a day over 112 though. LOL
1 year ago
So the opposite effect from that Doug guy in Kind of Queens, who had his dog for about 30 years :))
1 year ago
billy-b, in dog years that would be 25.5, or in dog years that would be
1 year ago
473....I had to think about that one (as he puts the calculator away), anyway let's just say a lot of my dogs knew each other!
1 year ago
There is a Korean family down the street they are real dog lovers they always have 10-15 dogs at a time its strange how the dogs keep changing though.

They must run some sort of boarding kennel or something like that.
1 year ago
Right behind ya!! Now where'd you go? LOL
1 year ago
1 year ago
planet...

Allow me to assure that there is NO possible way that Canuck and I could be the same person. If you examine the writing styles closely... it's just not possible.

You certainly won't provoke from me the same reaction you would get out of him... on most any topic.

Besides, anyone who's been on here any real length of time knows this to be true.

And peanut?

Why don't you go honey roast yourself?
1 year ago
Best burn of the week there Dixie!
1 year ago
Plus....plus-plus-plus-plus-PLUSSSS:

I've said at LEAST a gazillion times, that "aliases" are not now, nor have they ever been my style (or M.O.).

Dunno how many different ways to explain that.

I'm me...and Dixie is Dixie. Simple as that.

(Although, in all fairness, a few of the more intuitive souls hereabouts, have already twigged onto something here............)

So there ya go.
1 year ago
Im am not that bright canuck can you elaborate on

(Although, in all fairness, a few of the more intuitive souls hereabouts, have already twigged onto something here............)

I used your real name can I get a answer?
1 year ago
Nuptual bliss is a wonderful thing

Of course my ex wife disagrees but it doesn't matter coz she's buried in the woods
1 year ago
Backbone:

Sure, I can......buuuuuuuuuut......I don't wanna. Backtrack, and figure it out.

Mako:

LOL!

Jeeeez! That's COLD, man! REAL cold!

LOL!
1 year ago
Hey fair enough dixie u say your not canuck,your not canuck good enough for me and apopigies go out to canuck aswell CHEERS!
1 year ago
1 plus 1 equals.....dixiebelle is canucks wife!
1 year ago
Hmmmmmmmmm very possible miter well canuck is dixie your wife??????
1 year ago
If dixiebelle is canucks wife no disrespect intended (maybe a little) well than canuck is punching well above his weight and should be counting his lucky stars she is out of his league.
But then again he did get very itchy when I responded to one of her jibes (many moons ago)

canuck must be filthy rich.
1 year ago
(clears his throat)

I am not at liberty to answer these questions, unless I am in the presence of my attorney.

(clears throat again)
1 year ago
Ha-ha-ha.

Very funny, Dixie.

(But it WAS the answer I WOULD have given....LOL!)
1 year ago
Backbone:

Disrespect (and much of it) is ALWAYS intended, from me to you.

(shrugs)

That's just about all you rate in my eyes, I reckon.
1 year ago
On another un-realted matter to the issue at hand (what else is new?), I spotted this article today; it piqued my interest, so I'll toss it out there, for potential discussion:

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=8fb87041-8c23-4b1b-a043-e08cbd6bcec8&k=87040
1 year ago
Nice. It's good to see we're all getting along with our northern counterpart. :)
1 year ago
*unrelated
1 year ago
Carrying on in the unrelated vein:

Anyone out there see the the movie "Blade Runner" in all of its incarnations? Personally, I think the original release WITH the narration by Harrison Ford was the best; gave a kind of "Bogart-ish" feel to the film. Strangely enough, one of my favourite moments in the movie, is when Deckards former police captain says to him angrily (because Deckard's about to leave his office in a snit): "You know the score, pal! If you ain't a cop....you're Little People!"........

LOL!

Then, in the same scene, the captain starts telling Deckard he WILL track down these "replicants" and dispose of them; Deckard, in so many words, tells him it ain't HIS fuckin' problem, so tough; the captain says to him, "Yeah, it IS your problem! 'Cuz you're gonna find'em, see? And then you're gonna air'em out." LOLOL!

Great movie.

Very cerebral.

Defintitely NOT for the mindless, bubble-gum crowd.

".......gonna air'em out".......

LOL!
1 year ago
Who cares
1 year ago
Excellent movie. I have only seen the original, and I thought the best part was Rutger Hauer's speech at the end. It was a very poetic description of the loss of experience due to death.
1 year ago
First movie I saw on a recorder! It wasn't beta or vcr, it was a disk about the size of an album. It was also gold in color... Those many years ago.

My favorite part is when Rutger Hower and H. Ford are on the roof near the end and hower has him dead to rights but just talks to him about all his eyes have seen!

I used to go out to bars and incorporate that into my schpeel for trying to impress the girls! LOLOLOL!! Now looking back...no wonder i got in so many fights? :(
1 year ago
Don't remember much about that film, hell I don't remember much.
Best time at the movies was watch my sons face during the opening of starwars, as the ship comes in overhead, he just said "holyshit dad" which was funny coming from a 5yr old. He's de-gressed since than.
1 year ago
LOLOLOL!! The comment was funny , not the son's digression.
1 year ago
One of my favorite movies of all time
have you ever seen "Strange Days" ??
1 year ago
Sad to admit but Blade Runner is a film I have never, ever seen all the way through... I've watched disparate bits of it but never all in one sitting. That's bad.

I have something positive to do now!
1 year ago
I use to tell chick that sucking on my""" worked, of course they didn't go along with that. Now I need a date rape drug just to jerk-off.
1 year ago
That sounds a little creepy gymyg but thanks for sharing.
1 year ago
DAYS

What are days for?
Days are where we live.
They come, they wake us
Time and time over.
They are to be happy in:
Where can we live but days?

Ah, solving that question
Brings the priest and the doctor
In their long coats
Running over the fields

(Phil Larkin)
1 year ago
This is the VERSE

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
and add some extra, just for you

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old style hats and coats
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats

Man hands on misery to man.
Deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself

(Phil Larkin)

good day to the glumbert merry-go-round
1 year ago
beyound the dark cartoons
are darker spaces where
small cloudy nests of stars
seem to float on air

these have no proper names
men out alone at night
never look up at them
for guidance or delight,

for such evasive dust
can make so little clear
much less is know than not
more far than near.

(phil larkin)
1 year ago
i wandered lonely as a cloud,
i farted very very loud.
the birds flew far far far away
so i shot canuck.

(qlanettint)
1 year ago
What's a qlanettint? shouldn't it be qulant, I think you quaff.
1 year ago
qlanttint

your missing the point, if you're not feeling it's a shame, Phil Larkins poems make me shudder with nostalgia

Gymyg..cheers
1 year ago
*it, it's
1 year ago
Larkin died at my age, "only the good die young"
He once said "why is it the women you ask to pull there socks up are the one you want to pull there pant off" or something like that.
1 year ago
He was a bit of a pervert apparently, there's always something with people who are in the limelight, but his poetry is excellent
1 year ago
just like canuck, except he cant write
1 year ago
most important thing in life is to keep your boat afloat, so it's whatever
1 year ago
I am completely unsophisticated and naive. I have never heard of Phil Larkin nor read any of his poems. But you guys are right. His work is, indeed, excellent. Thank you for sharing that Skids, and Gym.
1 year ago
hi free, i'm far from sophisticated, just happen to come across him the other day on a link, just liked his stuff, hope you are well !

gymyg your right, keep your boat afloat in whichever good way you can
1 year ago
Hi Skids, and thank you for your well wishes! I'm doing pretty good, and hope you are doing the same! I will go to your link. I have never been much interested in poetry, but the ones posted here were truly awesome. I will also check out Sylvia Plath, upon Arse's recommendation. Never too late for a little culture! Just because I've never read poetry before doesn't mean I can't now, right?
Good day to you Skids.
Free
1 year ago
Wow, had to go read them again. Would it be safe to say a great artist is defined by how well he connects with the people who are viewing their efforts? Unbelievable.
1 year ago
i think it's safe to say anything you believe is right, I thing poetry is something different to everyone, oh we are getting rather profound ain't we.
1 year ago
I started reading Larkin in the 60s, and I'm not english, no one is reading anymore, Larkin , Fost, Cohen, the guy up in Alaska, about the cremation of R McGee (I have a 1st edition of his but can't think of his name) ,etc, those folks kept me alive (and stoned) Dylan kept bring me down.
1 year ago
Larkin is an overrated poet who was directly responsible for the suicide of his partner Sylvia Plath - a much better poet.
An unpleasant, egotistical man much beloved of university lecturers and other suede shoe wearing idiots.
Have a nice day!
1 year ago
Glad I read him and done agree, don't care about his personel life anyway, Plath is OK but I don't relate to much to her stuff.
1 year ago
She died a year after Larkin???
1 year ago
i had to keep reading them the other day, amazing!

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poetryarchive/singlePoet.do?poetId=7076#
1 year ago
Skid ever READ Leonard Cohen's song, not the music, he's from the 60s stinkybud erra, wonderful stuff. I still play his songs in my boatshop.
1 year ago
gymg

Only ever listened to his songs, one song in particular stands out, it's a name of a girl, god what is it, is it Julie?

arseface: your right, he was rather strange and disturbed, but that aside his poetry is rather comforting don't you think?
1 year ago
Hidden agenda

The Rain cut the hanging air
Leaving an evolving change of mood
The cars grinding the earth into submission
The trees daring to make the last stand
Eyes frozen with blank stares hidden under the earth

Tainted power infecting every particle of existence
No composure, No love, No honour, No Hope, No stopping
Streaming through the moment
It%u2019s true identity disguised by success, images and dreams

The truth hidden by a blindness so thick yet non-existent when viewed from the divine angle
Hope a passing frame of mind like an idea or a pang of guilt
Stuck in a revolving seize of tried thoughts
No entry allowed for freshly born promise

Yet the very reason you stay alive is built with foundations of hope and endeavour
With the belief that complete enlightenment is waiting
All that%u2019s required is the right mind upheaval without the hold of fear
1 year ago
excellent , is that yours?
1 year ago
Skid your thinking of Suezann 'take me down to place by the water, she bring me tea and oranges that come all the way from china.
1 year ago
Skids this is some Great work! Thank you.
1 year ago
susan!!! of course , thought of it last night !!!

hey thanks for the comments, i really don't rate anything i do, i have zero confidence, stupidly i didn't want to look for comments for fear of abuse! hey fuck it lets write more
1 year ago
Skidmarks -

Not really, no. I don't rate him, but that's just a personal thing. Plenty people do.
The Cohen song might be So Long Marianne...it's time we began etc.
On the other hand, gymyg may be right. Agree about LC. Top man. Saw him once in concert in London, and was expecting doom and gloom and wrist slashing music, but it was a very cheery and uplifting gig. Lots of tambourines and girlie choirs and an upbeat version of Sisters of Mercy which had the house rocking!
LC's had many imitators but nobody's come close. He, Van the Man and some Dylan can still reduce me to tears of joy.
1 year ago
each to there own hey Arse, but i know expert either!
1 year ago
sorry i never read what i write,
i'm no expert either
1 year ago
gymyg -

Wasn't it Robert Service who wrote McGee? The guy who wrote Songs of a Sourdough?
1 year ago
"The Cremation of Sam McGee" ,yes it was Robert Service! The Yukon poet.
Among others The Ice Worm Cocktail,The shooting of Dan McGraw,and many more.

I love reciting his poetry.
1 year ago
while winter camping a few years ago a women I knew during the evening (very cold) did "the cremation of sam mcgee" word for word, it was the high point of the trip. I do have a Service 1st edition somewhere in the book shelf.
1 year ago
arseface is correct, Service, man I can't remember shit anymore.
1 year ago
gmygy, got memory issues? I "remember" you wrote that you used to partake in the herbal wonder cannabis. I just read about an in-depth, long term study on the effects of THC and related chemicals (CBN, CBD) on the human brain and memory, apparently smoking it is very GOOD for one's memory, shot term "may" be effected temporarily but the big news is how well a stoner keeps their long term memory, they equated marijuana as being similar to a "statin drug for the brain" and may even keep Alzheimer's from rearing it's ugly head...so maybe you need to get sack of green!
1 year ago
Guten Abend Glumberters!

I know very little of poetry. But perhaps you vould like to read ein ditty I composed for mein favourite armadillo, Voluptua?

Oh Voluptua, Voluptua, you are mein favourite armadillo!
Your shell shines like ein star, your little nose is like ein button.
Your small und scaly feet are like beetles,
Your skveals sound like ze songs of angels.

Vell, zat is it. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Gute Nacht.
1 year ago
encore, encore
1 year ago
i am small and afraid
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
1 year ago
Anthropomorphic.
1 year ago
This is why wirehaired fox terriers are INDEED the best dogs in the world. :)

And, yes, that is the MOST vile music I've ever heard.
1 year ago
Urruh! What just happened?!?

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