He's Dead Jim

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First:arseface
3 weeks ago
Drivel!!!!
3 weeks ago
http://www.capesandspandex.com a whole bunch of compilations like this.
3 weeks ago
And FIRST!!
3 weeks ago
You're dead, arseface.
Soon, you'll wish you were dead. Life after FIRST is like...being dead.
3 weeks ago
Worse than dead Captain!
3 weeks ago
that would be never having been born
3 weeks ago
you're dead he is deadyou're dead he is deadyou're dead he is dead
you're dead he is deadyou're dead he is deadyou're dead he is dead
you're dead he is deadyou're dead he is deadyou're dead he is dead
3 weeks ago
Superman's dead................it's that a song by Our Lady Peace?
3 weeks ago
that should be "isn't that a song...."
3 weeks ago
I don't know isn't it?
3 weeks ago
I checked and is it.
3 weeks ago
Great show.

Cheesy....campy.....but great concepts behind it. Some trivia at-hand:

Capt. James T. Kirk and Chief Engineer M. Scott are Canadians (YAY!)

Ensign Pavel Chekhov was forced to wear an insipid wig, to rope in the "Davey Jones" demographic.

Lt. Uhuru was going to quit the series....but was talked out of it by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Yeoman Janice Rand was released after the first season, because of substance abuse.

The series featured televisions' first inter-racial kiss, between Kirk and Uhuru.

The Enterprise's propulsion system was what the show called a "matter/antimatter drive" capability; Several years ago, scientists accepted the existence of "anti-matter".

"Warp speed" is not so much a concept of a vessel moving at extreme speeds, as it is the vessel ITSELF bending and folding the "space" around it, at a tremendous rate.

The technological possibility of molecular disintegration/re-integration as a means of transportation ( the act of "beaming") is approximately 80-90 years distant.

The series' producers were, at one time, under investigation.....by U.S. Naval Intelligence. Apparently, they were curious at to how the writers came up with the idea of those monitors in McCoys sick bay, because they were currently working on the same thing.

The character of Ensign Chekhov was introduced in the second season, because of not only trying to get the "Monkees" teeny-bopper crew on board....but also because the Soviet Embassy raised a stink about how there were no Russians onboard a 23rd century starship.

One of the most memorable Klingons featured on the show was Commander Kang.......played by John Colicos, a Canadian (YAY!) from Toronto (his family still lives in the same house, about 40 minutes from me).

The biggest guest star they ever had on that series, was Joan Collins (sorry, but I think she STILL looks good).
3 weeks ago
Sounds like you're offically a "Trekkie" Canuck!
3 weeks ago
LOL!

WHOA!

Let's be clear here:

I'm a fan....but not a "FAN-atic".

I actually DID go out on dates, move out of my parents house and became gainfully employed in such a way that didn't require wearing a funny hat.
3 weeks ago
LOL,Ok, then but only because you moved out of your parents house!
3 weeks ago
I don't know about the beaming thing. The way teleportation is heading now, the target object is destroyed while an exact duplicate is assembled elsewhere. That would mean every time you teleport, you die, while some other thing that thinks it's you takes your place. Nobody in their right mind would ever undergo such a process. In star trek they destroyed you and then reassembled you from the same matter, but is that any different?
3 weeks ago
Well....actually....yes.

According to the idea that "Trek" envisioned, they were able to break down a living organism at the molecular level, and reassemble it at another location, intact....and ALIVE....and whole, usually across a vast distance.

Remember Einsteins basic law of physics? Matter can niether be created or "destroyed"....just changed.

Just my own understanding of it, at any rate.
3 weeks ago
Christallmaybe, maybe that's what happened to all the dead in the video, victims of their early teleporting efforts!!!
3 weeks ago
LMFAO!
3 weeks ago
canuck "fan" is derived from fanatic.

That is all.
3 weeks ago
Nooooo....you're not obssessed with me at all, are you Throbshit?

LOL!

(*click*)
3 weeks ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wake me up when he's gone.
3 weeks ago
Thanks to Christallmaybe

Your concise analysis of teleportation now fully explains my mother in law
3 weeks ago
And where the hell have YOU been???

Good to see you again!
3 weeks ago
Is gym dead?
3 weeks ago
No, he now plays Denny Crane in Boston Legal.

Scotty and Bones are dead though :(
3 weeks ago
Mr. Spock................alive! :)
3 weeks ago
Not only is he "alive", Web, but he's gonna be in the next Star Trek movie, due out this December.

I saw the trailor for it; looks pretty cool, actually.
3 weeks ago
Is gym dead?

Its worse than dead they took his "BRAIN"

lol gymyg.
3 weeks ago
I wish they would make more westerns, just watched 310 to Yuma (remake) it was excellent, russell crow(sp) was a great cowboy. it's on vid.
when I was in college in the 60 we had parties just to watch the Enterprise, at the time it was the best TV. Now not much, I watch the sox, 2 1/2 men, Dexter(on showtime not the network f*k-up version, and some of the com-centra stuff,,,,,,,,
3 weeks ago
I know what ya mean, Gym.

Just saw "The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford", with Brad Pitt. Great flick. "Yuma" was good, too.

The only shows I even make an attempt to watch on TV these days, is "Lost" and "Battlestar Galactica".

Plus, I NEVER get tired of watching ANY of Eastwood's "spaghetti westerns".

"Trek" was a product of its time, though. That entire franchise has been in existence longer then the yearly Super Bowl event, so I guess that's something to be said.
3 weeks ago
Spagetti Westerns screw those WOPS
3 weeks ago
I'm a DOCTOR, not a repetitive "Dead Jim" guy...
3 weeks ago
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"
3 weeks ago
Well, not much work for me today.........
3 weeks ago
Are you kiddin' me???

Business will ALWAYS be good around here, for your talents.
3 weeks ago
chicken killer! I'm watching you ,some of your troubles are so familiar you know them by their first names.
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what's the matter man, you seem upset, having a problem posting? It takes many inappropriates to block out a post, so many must not like what you say. Could it be you call someone asshole, f*king moron, a bit too much and don't have a thing worth reading? Maybe it's because your mother doesn't like you either, or your meds need adjustment, or all of the above.
Stay happy qlane,LOL
3 weeks ago
Hey gymyg I have not been abusive towards precious you know who and he has tried to have me censored.
3 weeks ago
(*click*)
3 weeks ago
TAKE A HINT!good god you're dumb
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
I've said this before, I don't delete any's comments, I not sure anyone person can, maybe glum should take away the inapp button. I think qlanes a bit funny, I like screwing with him, and he's never boring. Personal attacks can't hurt, as long as stick&stones aren't on the web I think we're all safe.
Note to Bbone, think about what you've been through with the accident, shit the other stuff is all down hill :)
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
qlanettint that was funny but the one below is going to far.

but on the quite- lol
3 weeks ago
3rd graders should not be posting
3 weeks ago
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qlane you are an imposter, (duh) what do you think the imposterkiller hero goes after here (duh) take an hour or two and think about it (duh) and maybe you can think up another "name" that wont make you an imposter (duh) You won't be picked on anymore (unless you keep up with the 2nd grade boy talk) or better yet go out with a lighter and see if your fuel level is low in your moped (duh)
3 weeks ago
sex is over rated but you wouldn't know that
3 weeks ago
Next week is fishing time on the Salmon in NY, steelies are running, hope to have some good photos. Man do I need out of the office, away from the phones, computer, and my dep dir.
3 weeks ago
LOL had to find a way to segway into what I just saw, coming home for lunch (which I now don't have an appetite for) I look over to see them carting out of an Ann Arbor city park a well done crispy burnt up human, couldn't even tell the sex or race, looked to be still alive...that has to hurt! News a 11:00 I guess!
3 weeks ago
Mitre, That guy you saw today.....................he's dead, Jim.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080416/METRO/804160436/1409/METRO
3 weeks ago
Thanx web, poor dude, he was really messed up! I can't imagine being burned up like that and no accelerants! What the hell, he must of spontaneously combusted! Wonder if his name was Jim? Maybe it was a teleportation confunkulation.
3 weeks ago
LOL,.....They must have put the grills back in the BBQs in that park already since the nice weather is here.
3 weeks ago
web, are you located near the Detroit area?
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
qlane don't you have a job? or are in a location that would make you out of work by this time of day? I on the other hand am working, hehe, and being paid well too.
3 weeks ago
pick on your own wife
3 weeks ago
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Only because your Mommy takes care of you.
3 weeks ago
qlane, you're a moron.....as evidenced by the proper description....


Moron was originally an English scientific term, coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard from the Greek word moros, which meant "dull" (as opposed to "sharp"), and used to describe a person with a mental age located between eight and 12 on the Binet scale. It was once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, being superior in one degree to "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). The word moron, along with others including "retarded", "idiotic", "imbecilic", "stupid", and "feeble-minded", was formerly considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, though these words have all now passed into common slang use, exclusively in a detrimental context.

Damn does that shoe fit!
3 weeks ago
work is work, bullies don't have to work
3 weeks ago
qlanet the idiot is doomed!

Doomed I say!!
3 weeks ago
qlanet is just lonely, he can't REACH out without being sure of the 1st punch. I would guess his Dad didn't give him the model needed to grow and therefore has arrested developement, maybe 13.
I think someone's getting into the store, back to work.
3 weeks ago
Qlanet should be lonely. He sits and waits for the paperboy, not much to do. He watches the woman next door and plays with himself, or is that the paperboy ~0^
3 weeks ago
Why yes, yes he/she/it is.
3 weeks ago
Nice to have you back, Imposterkiller.

Place is looking better already.
3 weeks ago
Yes C, he did clean the place up quite nicely!
3 weeks ago
do you what a didact is canuck? they're very boooooring people that should be avoided.
3 weeks ago
"do you what a didact is canuck?"

Poor grammar. Poor question. Poor articulation. Sub-standard, dolt-like attempt at some form of value judgement.

The number you are calling is not service. Please check the number, and try your call again.

This....is a recording.
3 weeks ago
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A wealthy woman was on a photo safari in Africa, she had taken her faithful and very old aged poodle named Cuddles alond for company.
One day the poodle started chasing butterflies and before long was lost.
Wandering about chuddles noticed a leopard coming his way with intentions of having him for lunch.
The old poodle thinking fast notice a pile of bones nearby and sat in the pile with his back to the leopard.
Just as the leopard jumped at him he stood up and said dame those leopard taste good, I want another one.
The leopard stopped in mid attack, fell to the ground and said "man I was lucky, he may have made me his next meal"
The leopard ran off.
meanwhile a monkey who was watching this whole thing came up with a way to stay safe from the leopard's attacks. He found the leopard and told him what the poodle did.
The leopard agreeded to never attack the monkey again and of they went to find the poodle.
The leopard was furious at being made a fool and intented to eat that poodle.
As they approched ,the poodle notice the monkey had given the leopard the word on his trick.
thinking for a moment he sat in the bones and as the leopard & monkey came up behind him he said" where's that damn monkey? I sent him an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
Moral of this story,,,
Don't mess with old farts, age & treachery will always overcome youth & skill
3 weeks ago
Ding Dong the pope is here, the leader of the cult, do we have a pope vid?
3 weeks ago
Oh no you di-int! They did NOT just make fun of Star Trek! LOL!. Love that show, back then, now. Although, like Canuck, I did manage to acquire employment, move out of my parents house, marry, have children, by all appearances quite normal. I was a high functioning addict.
3 weeks ago
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(^.^) eetobe!
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3 weeks ago
Hey, nice bunny wabbit!
3 weeks ago
I still wanna be a tribble!
3 weeks ago
Wanna see this and another compilation of his other most popular catchphrase "I'm a Doctor, Not A....."? then go here:
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2008/04/jim-im-blogger-not-trekkie.html
3 weeks ago
Am I dead?..............No..........It's Alive! (ha, ha, hee, hee, hee.....Hooo..........alright nevermind)
1 week ago
FUCK JIM IS FUCKIN DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
1 week ago
Very well done! Too funny!

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