David After The Dentist - The Remix

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First:pandaman
9 months ago
hey now
9 months ago
ATTENTION
"i have two fingers" will replace the previous "i like thurtles"
9 months ago
...stay in your seat
9 months ago
When i eat fruity pebbles i have green poo.One time when i was driving i accidently pooped my pants.at the time i was on the thruway and had to drive 30 miles with poop in my pant,when i reached the rest area i had to use my pocket knife to cut each side of my underwear to get them off,it was such a mess.when i was all cleaned up i tried flushing my uderwear and they plugged the pooper.i felt sorry for the mantainence man.(my poop is runny)

why,sometimes when you go poop is it different colors? this morning when i got up i had coffee and smoked a cigarette,grabbed my new addition of playgirl and headed to the pooper,everything came out like it should only when i looked in the pooper it was green!!!!! what would cause this? any ideas would be appreciated.( my poop is green)

When you go poop and your finger pokes through the paper and you can accually see brown poop on your finger why do i still have to smell it eventhough i can see the poop? am i bad? does this make me weird? (my finger stinks)


Great. Now I have a fuckin' parrot here, too.

eat shit-
9 months ago
Did it taste like fruity pebbles? I suppose only Obahtafucur knows, assuming he's had fruity pebbles.
9 months ago
haha..ahhemmm...na....I ah...don't eat fuity pepples.

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
9 months ago
How to blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?
9 months ago
you are all the most hellish wankers i have ever seen.
9 months ago
Your god fucked me up the ass
Jesus Christ sucked my fucking ass
Your bible is such a piece of trash
I am the highest power, the leader of the pack


Hail Mary is so full of shit
Virgin Mary I'll rape that fucking clit
Jesus Christ was the son of a bitch
I am the highest power, the leader of the pack


Your church, let's burn it to the ground
Priests and nuns, let's put them in the ground
We don't need those lames to hold us back
I am the highest power, the leader of the pack

GG AlliN-
9 months ago
So many people I want to kill
Maybe I won't, maybe I will
Put the gun up to your head
Blow you away

Fucking pigs, legalize
Fucking pigs, legalize
Fucking pigs, legalize
Legalize, legalize murder

I heard you say I'm that crazy man
Son of a bitch with a gun in his hand
You're gonna know who I am today
I'm your enemy

It's all out war on my war path
A lethal kill, a savage blood bath
Stick a dagger deep in your chest
As life fades away

In a pool of blood, where you belong
In a dead dead heap, on the cold cold ground
Watch you squirm, watch you murmur
Fucking pigs, legalize murder

Fucking pigs, legalize
Fucking pigs, legalize
Fucking pigs, legalize
Legalize, legalize murder

So many people I want to kill
Maybe I won't, maybe I will
Put the gun up to your head
And blow you away

I heard you say I'm that crazy man
Son of a bitch with a gun in his hand
You're gonna know who I am today
I'm your enemy... enemy!

It's all out war on my war path
A lethal kill, a savage blood bath
Stick a dagger deep in your chest
As life fades away

In a pool of blood, where you belong
In a heap on the cold cold ground
Watch you squirm, watch you murmur
Fucking pigs, legalize murder

GG aLLiN-
9 months ago
Manchester, New Hampshire
Shove that warrant up your ass
New Haven, Connecticut
Shove that warrant up your ass
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Shove that warrant up your ass
Memphis, Tennessee
Shove that warrant up your ass

Shove that warrant up your ass
Catch me if you can and kiss my ass
Shove that warrant up your ass

I've done my time in jails and prison too
Emergency rooms are nothing new
I've been picked apart by a shrink or two
But nothing you can do can change my point of view

Shove that warrant up your ass
Catch me if you can and kiss my ass
Shove that warrant up your ass

Dalton Shove that warrant up your ass
Orlando, Florida
Shove that warrant up your ass
Austin, Texas
Shove that warrant up your ass
California
Shove that warrant up your ass

Shove that warrant up your ass
Catch me if you can and kiss my ass
Shove that warrant up your ass

You say I broke the laws in your state
Who cares about your boring laws anyway
Your detention home should all be burned
Your courts and cops should all be hung

New Jersey
Shove that warrant up your ass
San Diego
Catch me if you can and kiss my ass
Santa Barbara
Shove that warrant up your ass
Chicago

Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass
Shove that warrant up your ass

gg AllIn
9 months ago
I'm from the real underground
Don't fuck with me, I'll beat you down
The final frontier, no fakes allowed
If you fuck with me, I'll slice your fucking throat

If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
I'll slice your fucking throat
I'll slice your fucking throat
I'll slice your fucking throat

If you in my gang, you gotta be real
No crossover mainstream sellout deal
A rock 'n' roll revolution is my plan
Kill the corporate business man

If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
I'll slice your fucking throat
I'll slice your fucking throat
I'll slice your fucking throat

Put danger in the game, a bullet in the brain
Down in the streets is where the real deals play
I'm hard like stone, not a hypocrite for cash flow
If you fuck with me, I'll slice your fucking throat

Hey bad niggers with your hand in the pot
Heavy metal phonies with your tricks and props
Black nigger, white nigger, honky cats too
If your not in my game, your gonna die too

If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
If you fuck with me
I'll slice your fucking throat
If you fuck with me
I'll slice your fucking throat
If you fuck with me
I'll slice your fucking throat

Gg ALLIn____!
9 months ago
I'm hungry for your cunt odor taste
That drips on your panties from your pussy to my face
I wanna suck the crud that drips from your waste
I wanna lick your shit stains, dirty panties on my face


Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog


You say that I'm ugly, you say that I smell
You say you wouldn't fuck me if I was the last man in Hell
I'd rather steal your dirty panties
And suck your smelly cloth


Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog


Dirty panties, wanna suck your dirty panties
Dirty, suck dog, suck dog, suck dog, suck dog, suck dog


Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog
Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck dog


66 A11iN__-$
9 months ago
Cigarette is what I need
Hot shot of whiskey in my blood
Give me someone to be mine tonight
'Cause I ain't got nobody
And I don't need no one
No I don't want to see anybody
No I don't want to see anyone

Give me something to get me high
Give me brandy or give me cheap wine
Make things spin so I can't see
Give me darkness and a bottle to hold
Give me darkness and a bottle to hold

Just give me another cigarette
Give me pain, give me death
Give me heroin, and set me free
'Cause I can't see nobody
And I don't need no one
No I don't want to see anybody
And I don't want to see anyone

People betray you, it's easy to see
Alot of hate inside of me
It's a game that people play
And the joker is following me
And the joker is following me
And the joker is following me
Needles, drugs, heroin and whiskey
I like those things, yea

I want whiskey and heroin
I want to get high all the time
I don't want nobody else
'Cause I don't need nobody
And I don't need no one
No, I don't want to need anybody
'Cause I just want to go have some fun


g9 @lLIn-
9 months ago
I hear mariachi static on my radio
And the tubes, they glow in the dark
And I'm there with you and it's a not-a
And I'm here in echo park

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Well I pawned my Smith and Wesson
And I went to meet my man
He hangs out down on ElDorado Street
At the county chicken stand

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Well I'm sitting here playing Russian Roulette
With my pearle handled gun
The county won't give me any more Methadone
And they cut off your welfare check

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town


Warren Zevon
9 months ago
That one is by far my favorite! I put Warren Z on several play lists. also Detox mansion.
9 months ago
Well you want me to kiss your ass
Well bend over, buddy, here comes my foot
I don't need your cry ass shit
Temper's rising, take a fit

Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum - Here I come
Bite it you scum

Well you want me to contribute
All I got is blood for you
All you want is more and more
Gluttony, you pig you whore

Bite it you scum - Here I come
Bite it you scum - I want your cum
Bite it you scum - Um, yum
Bite it you scum

One day when your end is near
I'll be laughing at your fear
When you're gone there'll be no one
Who'll be fucking up my fun - No one

Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum - Here I come
Bite it you scum - I'm never gonna run
Bite it you scum

Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum - Here I come
Bite it you scum
Bite it you scum
Bite it, bite it, bite it, bite it
Bite it, bite it, bite it, bite it
Bite it, bite it, bite it you fucking scum
Bite it you scum fucking sucking whore
99 ALLiN*- /7
9 months ago
way too much time, both to read and write
9 months ago
Drivel.

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