It's Every Cuss Word We Know

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9 months ago
Flimx.... fxiam... fir...
9 months ago
Something.
9 months ago
*Opens casket* *Yawns* *Strecths*

What did i miss?
9 months ago
Glumbert posting a 9/11 video.
9 months ago
American musical culture...reaching out to new frontiers....I am so proud.

(gasp)

(Please, someone....tell me they're from Toronto...hell, I'll settle for Halifax...Cambleton...or anywhere in Cowboy Calgary).
9 months ago
Sorry, Chaz:

Jon Murray and Andy Stuckey met seven years ago as NBC pages in New York City. Jon is originally from northern Vermont, while Stuckey is originally from southern Alabama.

Don't worry, though.

They ain't MY cup of tea, either.
9 months ago
P.S.

WE'RE stuck with the fall-down, plank, turnip-head known as Tom Green.

So don't feel so bad.
9 months ago
Okeydokey....have similar feelings re: NYC born George Carlin (secretly, he kills me....funniest person ever, along with Paula Poundstone and Robin Williams...crude....but imaginative....all the time shamelessly hillarious...but don't tell anyone I said so.)

Now, of course, I will have to google Tom Green.
9 months ago
Chaz, don't waste the keystrokes on Tom Green. He's about as funny as stubbing your toe on a steel bed frame.
9 months ago
Pretty funny if your the observer. I bet we could get a few more cuss words into that song if they did stub there toes.
9 months ago
Probably be funnier too.
9 months ago
Fustercluck, awesome name. Love it.
9 months ago
two of my favorite sounds--back to back, your eminememem FUCK...your highness.
9 months ago
That's fucked up
9 months ago
lame. they TOTALLY know more cuss words than that. liars.
9 months ago
Obviously they never spent time in the navy. It's called 'cursing like a sailor' for a reason lol.
9 months ago
O'kay ladies and gentlemen. Let's see if we can't outdo them. Everyone throw in their fav. I'll start.

FUCK
9 months ago
When I mess up at work, everyone says to get my head out of my Mako. Sometimes, if it is really bad we say he Canucked up.
9 months ago
Aw, go Throb yourself!
9 months ago
Did they say dipshit?
(One of my favorites...as it applies to streamlimped right now.)
9 months ago
Poo Poo...... LOL
9 months ago
As mentioned on another post FC, I'm liking you more by the minute.
9 months ago
You didn't insert a cuss word.
9 months ago
BIG FAT HAIRY DOGS BOLLOCKS
9 months ago
Fustercluck a most welcome addition sir!

I "streamlined" myself with laughter at your comments! Nice one.

And I find 'tosser' to be a nice cuss.
9 months ago
How 'bout "Shitadingha" phonetic of course. Inuit for 'fuck you'. "Cooialoo" Inuit for something else, I forget what (anyone want to google). and last but not least, opps I forgot. If you doubt my sources, I learned these quips from (groan) Air Cadet camp when in Vernon. We had 3 Inuit boys that lasted in the Vernon, B.C. heat only 5 days and they had to go back because of heat exhaustion. And (groan) that was a long time ago.
9 months ago
Riza, we love you. Oh, and todays cuss word, "barnsley. Wait, I'll use it in context.....

"I went for a walk last night and wouldn't you know it, I stepped in a big, fresh steaming pile of barnsley. New shoes, RUINED!"
9 months ago
Yankees!:)
9 months ago
U MISSED YOUR MOM'S MOUTH UNCLE FUCKER!
9 months ago
wait...sorry ranny...that was meant for naughty Migs down below.
9 months ago
HEY!! Uncle fucker isn't that clarence n Philip song ?
LMAO their the canadian farting team from southpark! lololol!
9 months ago
great song too
9 months ago
damn beer...you said song...vacation kicks ASS
Now the unclefucker song is stuck in my head. Is there a house remix of that shit?
9 months ago
**NERD ALERT**

randyflag, its TERRENCE and Philip, not clarence.
9 months ago
Wow H, you cut him to the BONE there. Time to hang up the skates Randal, you've been had. Not remembering the name of a cartoon character, that's a hangin' offence in these here parts.
9 months ago
LMAO ...You are right Terrence not clararence..lol and whats worse is I own 8 seasons of that show LMAO ...oh.. man some times I wish I were a nerd.
9 months ago
U MISSED DIP SHIT U COCKFUCKER!
9 months ago
See above
9 months ago
Fanfuckingtastic. that is fun. i like the vid and i like that all the people are into it
9 months ago
This is obscene and disgusting. Why would young people use the beautiful backdrop of my native city to spew forth such foul-mouthed nonsense? They should get real jobs of work and contribute to society in a meaningful way.
However, the chap on the right with the guitar has a rather cheeky smile. His fingers strumming rhythmically on the fretboard, his hips swaying to the beat, his eyes gazing to the far horizon, the sinuous movement of his young torso. Auurrghhhh! Nnnnhhhhhhh! Vurrrrrrrrrrshhhh! Oh God, that was good. I feel much better now.
9 months ago
Hey Mr Pis - Such poetry, such filth, effortlessly intertwined.

A description of both the video and your posting - fair?

I trust the kleenex are within easy reach, and that by now you can get the soggy, scrunched-up used ones into the trash can with eyes shut and a deft flick of the wrist?
9 months ago
I have no idea what you mean, dear boy, but many thanks for being the first site user to respond to my well-intentioned posts. Regarding your somewhat vulgar reference to paper tissues - I use only Egyptian cotton embossed with my moniker. Much more satisfying. You ought to have some made. They tend to enhance a gentleman's experience in so many ways. And when I hang them out to dry on the line, they act as a constant reminder of recent pleasurable experiences.
I trust we shall have many more visual treats from Glumbert to view over the coming weeks and months.
Yours in onanism,
Cedric Fortescue-Pistaker
9 months ago
My sincere apologies - a gentleman of your undoubted character would never stoop so low as to use mere tissue. Only long staple combed cotton of at least 400 threads I trust?

Nile delta only of course!

The coming (!) weeks and months should indeed offer visual treats.

Beware the hardship of RSI - ensure you have comfortable wrist support and welcome.
9 months ago
Apology accepted and totally unnnecessary old bean.
I shall do my best to avoid injuries. They are tiresome, but can be of some benefit as they allow a tremendous build-up of gentleman's relish which is marvellous to unleash.
Kindest regards
Cedric
9 months ago
Oh, who has more fun than we do? No really, who. Please tell me. Mayhaps I'll start hanging out with them. Such frivolity.
9 months ago
Damn it! Now I have an urge 2 f... myself again! :)
9 months ago
I have the urge to fuk you again, too!
6 months ago
This vid is great, but not as great as the Star Wars Gansta Rap.
Second is good. AAAHHH, pistaker, do you hang around C3PO much????
Egyptian cotton, HMMMM!!!! OOOOOOOOKAY, I got it. TA! TA!
5 months ago
I was born in this city its Edinburgh
4 months ago
Greetings from Edinburgh, home of the Fringe Festival :)

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