Jon Murray and Andy Stuckey met seven years ago as NBC pages in New York City. Jon is originally from northern Vermont, while Stuckey is originally from southern Alabama.
Okeydokey....have similar feelings re: NYC born George Carlin (secretly, he kills me....funniest person ever, along with Paula Poundstone and Robin Williams...crude....but imaginative....all the time shamelessly hillarious...but don't tell anyone I said so.)
How 'bout "Shitadingha" phonetic of course. Inuit for 'fuck you'. "Cooialoo" Inuit for something else, I forget what (anyone want to google). and last but not least, opps I forgot. If you doubt my sources, I learned these quips from (groan) Air Cadet camp when in Vernon. We had 3 Inuit boys that lasted in the Vernon, B.C. heat only 5 days and they had to go back because of heat exhaustion. And (groan) that was a long time ago.
Wow H, you cut him to the BONE there. Time to hang up the skates Randal, you've been had. Not remembering the name of a cartoon character, that's a hangin' offence in these here parts.
This is obscene and disgusting. Why would young people use the beautiful backdrop of my native city to spew forth such foul-mouthed nonsense? They should get real jobs of work and contribute to society in a meaningful way.
However, the chap on the right with the guitar has a rather cheeky smile. His fingers strumming rhythmically on the fretboard, his hips swaying to the beat, his eyes gazing to the far horizon, the sinuous movement of his young torso. Auurrghhhh! Nnnnhhhhhhh! Vurrrrrrrrrrshhhh! Oh God, that was good. I feel much better now.
Hey Mr Pis - Such poetry, such filth, effortlessly intertwined.
A description of both the video and your posting - fair?
I trust the kleenex are within easy reach, and that by now you can get the soggy, scrunched-up used ones into the trash can with eyes shut and a deft flick of the wrist?
I have no idea what you mean, dear boy, but many thanks for being the first site user to respond to my well-intentioned posts. Regarding your somewhat vulgar reference to paper tissues - I use only Egyptian cotton embossed with my moniker. Much more satisfying. You ought to have some made. They tend to enhance a gentleman's experience in so many ways. And when I hang them out to dry on the line, they act as a constant reminder of recent pleasurable experiences.
I trust we shall have many more visual treats from Glumbert to view over the coming weeks and months.
Yours in onanism,
Cedric Fortescue-Pistaker
My sincere apologies - a gentleman of your undoubted character would never stoop so low as to use mere tissue. Only long staple combed cotton of at least 400 threads I trust?
Nile delta only of course!
The coming (!) weeks and months should indeed offer visual treats.
Beware the hardship of RSI - ensure you have comfortable wrist support and welcome.
Apology accepted and totally unnnecessary old bean.
I shall do my best to avoid injuries. They are tiresome, but can be of some benefit as they allow a tremendous build-up of gentleman's relish which is marvellous to unleash.
Kindest regards
Cedric
This vid is great, but not as great as the Star Wars Gansta Rap.
Second is good. AAAHHH, pistaker, do you hang around C3PO much????
Egyptian cotton, HMMMM!!!! OOOOOOOOKAY, I got it. TA! TA!
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