Always ask where the cucumber has been

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First:mitercut
7 months ago
lolo
7 months ago
:)-
7 months ago
well I lololololuv oops lo you:-)
7 months ago
grrr
7 months ago
badboy.

grrr *clenching teeth* grrr!!!!!
7 months ago
Yo, dat broad needs a brotha like me. No veggies necessary.
7 months ago
LOL!
7 months ago
Haha.
7 months ago
Who says shit like that. Gimp
7 months ago
excellent
7 months ago
Hey Gym, you need a blanket? LOL
7 months ago
Don't mind them gymman I'll keep you warm.
7 months ago
Truth be told brownlove I seem to be the only one with the backbone to tell you how most of us feel I do NOT like reading your posts and I do NOT like you coming here. I am sure there are plenty of sites that you can go to and do your thing whatever that may be, your a queer thats good for you but not me so take a hint and get lost you make me sick.
7 months ago
Well, back in my younger days, I had a girlfriend that liked to experiment with vegetables. Her favourite was the cob of corn on the end of a drillbit...

Yup, good times...
7 months ago
And backbone...

FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUTUBE
7 months ago
Sven - that's one imaginative girl. Did she prefer the Bosch or Black & Decker? LOL
7 months ago
lots of big hugs for sven666.
7 months ago
sven and stinkingboat big tough men online i would love to run into that fuckin fag brownlov and crack his faggot head open like a ripe mellon and then watch you to fag lovers take it to a hospital and get AIDS infected blood all over you.FUCKING DIE FAGGOTS.
7 months ago
Backbone, if brownlove is anything like the few gay guys I know, he probably looks after himself.

This means he will probably be quite capable of tearing you a new arsehole, other than the one you speak from, and then throat fucking you till you gag on your own vomit and his spunk (if he's able to come looking at something like you)

Take your homophobic little rants elsewhere dickwad. At least Brownlove is so horrendously camp you can see it's in jest.

You on the other hand are just a joke.

Happy Sunday
7 months ago
HEY backboner as far as you know I could be a 6 foot 1 inch (yes every inch counts) 200lb man with less than 5% body fat who can bench-press over 300lb's practised martial arts for 4 years did boxing for 3 and continues to stay in shape and is very capable of bashing your head into a red pulp - or I could be a 63yr old trucker from Alabhama you don't know but there is something that I do know about you one day you will meet your match and for your sake I hope he shows you mercy and just knocks some sense into you.

I may be a faggot but I am still more of man than you because I don't wan't your head cracked open like a ripe melon a black eye will do. (or 2 and a broken nose)

Truth be told backboner as a child I was bashed by bullies on regular basis that tends to toughen one up a bit so you don't scare me.

I pity you.
7 months ago
Thats a great commercial lol
7 months ago
Durex has all the great commercials check this 1 out
http://www.glumbert.com/media/durex
7 months ago
Zis is typical of ze soft Englisher schweinhund frauleins!
Conchita used to go out into ze desert und select ein fine cactus.
Nein! Vot am I saying?! I mean, some of zem are very tasty vith smoked armadillo strips in ein sandvich)
7 months ago
This is an add for a vibrator?, guys, don't buy one for her, you'll quickly be obsolete if you do, ain't no way to out last an energizer!
(they just keep going and going.....bzzzzz bzzzzz)
7 months ago
Love the comment miter but we can beat the Energizer Bunny the ex thought it would be fun if we went to 1 of them sex shops where i picked up a spray called STUD 100 being the idiot i am i didnt read it and she started spraying my SWOLLEN MEMBER(great band) with this spray well anyway i couldnt even feel my penis at all i had to guide it in with my hand and keep checking if it was in anyway went 12 hours and fell asleep standing at attention at to my surprise when i woke up 9 hrs later i was still fully erect well thats when panic kicked in i had to face all my employees in 30 mins and i had a kickstand lol to make a long story short i took the day off.
When we later read the instructions it said 3 sprays only not half the bottle lol
7 months ago
miter, a bit more imagination, there are interesting applications for toys ;)
7 months ago
planetint I'm about 2 faint..........*must calm down breath slowly*
7 months ago
Tell me the story of what happened with the half of the bottle leave No detail out.
7 months ago
U can't beat a good cucumber........
7 months ago
You can be beaten by one though.
7 months ago
mako I'm a little twink would u do that to me?
7 months ago
Gladly - do you mind if it's frozen
7 months ago
Truth be told brownlove I seem to be the only one with the backbone to tell you how most of us feel I do NOT like reading your posts and I do NOT like you coming here. I am sure there are plenty of sites that you can go to and do your thing whatever that may be, your a queer thats good for you but not me so take a hint and get lost you make me sick.
7 months ago
BackBLOWN, chiull the fuck out. I'm pretty sure nobody cares for your closet hatred of gay or toilet humor. You may notice that a gent named Streamlined hasn't posted recently. Why, because his neo-con homo-closet ass was ridiculed by the regular posters of this site. (Streamer, where are you buddy???) Take your little closet ass somewhere else or back to youtube. And quit worrying about brownlovetube...
7 months ago
corn on the cob
7 months ago
backbone = BIGOT - nough said 2 U (pig).

sinkingboat69 & sven666 thanking you both 4 being Knights in shining armor you both made my day.
Big hugs 4 both of U.

Mako wants 2 beat me with a frozen cucumber. That hurt. :( .

I had a night terror of being chased by giant frozen cucumbers with terminator heads. very scary.
7 months ago
Sorry Brownie - a tasteless joke, but one which you set yourself up for LOL

Be as gay as you like but less feltching references would probably not go amiss. Perhaps?
7 months ago
U called me brownie thats sweat lots of hugs & kisses 4 U.

xoxoxoxoxox
7 months ago
Truth be told backbone. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUTUBE!!

Fuck! Teenagers!
7 months ago
sven and stinkingboat big tough men online i would love to run into that fuckin fag brownlov and crack his faggot head open like a ripe mellon and then watch you to fag lovers take it to a hospital and get AIDS infected blood all over you.FUCKING DIE FAGGOTS.
7 months ago
lack bone, you are pathetic. Go find some big water and drown yourself.
7 months ago
HEY backboner as far as you know I could be a 6 foot 1 inch (yes every inch counts) 200lb man with less than 5% body fat who can bench-press over 300lb's practised martial arts for 4 years did boxing for 3 and continues to stay in shape and is very capable of bashing your head into a red pulp - or I could be a 63yr old trucker from Alabhama you don't know but there is something that I do know about you one day you will meet your match and for your sake I hope he shows you mercy and just knocks some sense into you.

I may be a faggot but I am still more of man than you because I don't wan't your head cracked open like a ripe melon a black eye will do. (or 2 and a broken nose)

Truth be told backboner as a child I was bashed by bullies on regular basis that tends to toughen one up a bit so you don't scare me.

I pity you.
7 months ago
Cucumber....the only ingredient in a Greek salad.
7 months ago
LOL!!!
7 months ago
and don`t forget nuts...
7 months ago
It's quite a funny ad, but the reality is that, after a cucumber has been in the fridge and sliced thinly, minge would be virtually impossible to taste, so why's she worrying?
7 months ago
Unless she has a little extra cheese on the taco. Mind you, could be a nice flavour addition...
7 months ago
The woman who defileth herself with the crops of the earth
Is cursed above all women.
She who stabbeth herself with the fruit of the Lord
Is a harlot of the Temple of Sodom.
For the Lord's vegetables are for sustenance,
Not to stimulate the organs of the brazen strumpets
On their beds of corruption and doom.
And damned be the man who eats of the despoiled fruit
After it has been used to pleasure the she-imps of Babylon.
barf
7 months ago
Have you thought of perhaps attempting to get published - some kind of online poetry formu with links back to Glumbert so others can see where your inspiration comes from

'stabbeth herself with the fruit of the Lord' ROFLMFAO

...you're not a pastor / vicar / reverend are you?
7 months ago
godswrath..possibly cidd alias?
7 months ago
Could be cidd, haven't seen a post since god stepped in.
7 months ago
Whoever Godswrath is, he is funny and talented as hell. Um, I mean heck.
7 months ago
mmmmm....crops of the earth....mmmmmmm....chocolate.....
7 months ago
The man who useth God-given gifts to profit himself
Is a traitor to the Kingdom of the Lord.
For we must speak when evil is abroad
Or sin will triumph in this world.
The sodomites, sorcerers, liars and liberals
Will feel the awful vengeance of the Lord.
His burning arrows will rain down
Upon their upturned buttocks.
nice
7 months ago
watch what you say about liberals or I'll sic satan on you. Why in the same sent' as liars?
7 months ago
Hey gym. 'Dad' says he'll have his vengeance.
7 months ago
i thnk hes brownnose
7 months ago
Finely,, We're getting SNOW!!! I,m hopping in the ole 89 honda civic (vato car) and do some snow driving WHEEEEEEEHAAAAAaaaaaa......
7 months ago
Randal, how did you luck out to miss snow all this time? I'm sick of it!
Later.
7 months ago
Yea, It's been snow since the end of Nov. Skiing's been great but I'd like to mow the lawn, enjoy a little fishing, maybe grill some salmon and did into the home brew.
7 months ago
Party at gymygs in the spring. Fishing any good?
7 months ago
Ithink a wkend of fishing, home brew and male bonding would be good, Brownlove could be our waiter.
7 months ago
LOL!!! I'll be there gymyg!
7 months ago
What is this 'snow' that you all talk about?
7 months ago
I would LUV 2 be your waiter I will service oops I mean serve U all I could bring a picnic hamper with some wonderful hors d'oeuvre's my glazed figs topped with marscapone and wrapped with prosciutto are just Ffffabulous.

*ten minutes pass*

And Salmon I can do wonders with that oh & I just found the most delicious Brie. Canapes r great I have a million recipes.....
7 months ago
gymyg since mako is cumming NO frozen cucumbers allowed.

V-Scary thought what if you all r in secret allegiance with backboner AKA (PIG).

And plan 2 attack me with frozen cucumbers lock me in a basement, name me gimp......wait a minute that could work.

No No 2 scary I have been the victim of bullies before and I wont stand 4 it I tell you.......oh the pain *sob* oh the pain.

I need a hot chocolate latte.

HATERS - HISS SCRATCH HISS
7 months ago
Brownlove please ensure you dress appropriately. French Maid perhaps?
7 months ago
Its snowing again up here in canada(go figure) its funny u say honda civic randall ive got a 94 sitting in the driveway here burried in snow if ya want to come up and dig it out lol(was supposed to be my winter beater)
7 months ago
planettint I can make it snow for you all year long.
7 months ago
Glumberters!

You are all velcome to visit Chugwater. Ze population needs ein boost!

www.adolfvanker.com
7 months ago
Hey sup all just signed up :) lol been watching glumbet a while now and finally got off WoW long enough to sign up so this vid is a bit funn eh well i heard a funnier story. On they radio a few years ago i heard about 2 couples living together but one of the couples was gettin way behind on the rent and when the other couple asked them to pay them back for paying their rent they said no. So....to get back at the other couple they decided to mess with their skim milk,the other couple being lactose and all, so the girl gets the guy off in their skim milk then they watched them down the last little bit of it :P
7 months ago
Hi Shark-- welcome to the jungle!
7 months ago
welcome sharkB
7 months ago
Howdy shark, good story, what perfect way to cum into glumbert!
7 months ago
Hey Shark! We're starting a pool about when you decide the comments are better than the vids. Given the quality of the vids lately, I'd say, 'very soon'.
7 months ago
Welcome!
7 months ago
sharkbite grrr *clenching teeth* grrr.

I LUV full cream milk.
7 months ago
I wonder which hole she used it in.
7 months ago
Good point skunkbuzzard. I was wondering that myself. Too bad the U.S won't show ads like this.
7 months ago
The comments have been better than the videos for a while. Some videos are good, but the Glumbertarians make me howl more than the videos.
7 months ago
I do have a real life story related to this. Back in University, visiting a buddy's dorm, we had tiny fridges in the rooms, mostly filled with beer. I grab a beer , my friend says, "Don't take that one.". Just as he says that I get an overwhelming smell of fish, and recall he had a female grad student over last night .... Imagining where that chilled bottle had been I decided to leave it for his trophy, and being the respectful guest, chug a different bottle. lol Murdoch if you're out there, sorry bout that.
7 months ago
Gallo wine bottles have a useful shape.
7 months ago
I'd still eat that cucumber.
7 months ago
Some cream on that, Sir?
7 months ago
Sure you would.... It smells better than outback food.
7 months ago
mmmm....a bit tangy
7 months ago
yep, that not a cucumber anymore, its a pickle! lol
7 months ago
hey backbone havnt u got anything or anyone better ta do than give people shit on the net? guess it is sad but true there are actualy people like u that have no lives an think they own the net...awww dnt worri il pray 4 u =(
6 months ago
You know cucumbers are pretty cold actually;)

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