Always ask where the cucumber has been

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First:mitercut
1 year ago
lolo
1 year ago
:)-
1 year ago
well I lololololuv oops lo you:-)
1 year ago
grrr
1 year ago
badboy.

grrr *clenching teeth* grrr!!!!!
1 year ago
Yo, dat broad needs a brotha like me. No veggies necessary.
1 year ago
LOL!
1 year ago
Haha.
1 year ago
Who says shit like that. Gimp
1 year ago
excellent
1 year ago
Hey Gym, you need a blanket? LOL
1 year ago
Don't mind them gymman I'll keep you warm.
1 year ago
Truth be told brownlove I seem to be the only one with the backbone to tell you how most of us feel I do NOT like reading your posts and I do NOT like you coming here. I am sure there are plenty of sites that you can go to and do your thing whatever that may be, your a queer thats good for you but not me so take a hint and get lost you make me sick.
1 year ago
Well, back in my younger days, I had a girlfriend that liked to experiment with vegetables. Her favourite was the cob of corn on the end of a drillbit...

Yup, good times...
1 year ago
And backbone...

FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUTUBE
1 year ago
Sven - that's one imaginative girl. Did she prefer the Bosch or Black & Decker? LOL
1 year ago
lots of big hugs for sven666.
1 year ago
sven and stinkingboat big tough men online i would love to run into that fuckin fag brownlov and crack his faggot head open like a ripe mellon and then watch you to fag lovers take it to a hospital and get AIDS infected blood all over you.FUCKING DIE FAGGOTS.
1 year ago
Backbone, if brownlove is anything like the few gay guys I know, he probably looks after himself.

This means he will probably be quite capable of tearing you a new arsehole, other than the one you speak from, and then throat fucking you till you gag on your own vomit and his spunk (if he's able to come looking at something like you)

Take your homophobic little rants elsewhere dickwad. At least Brownlove is so horrendously camp you can see it's in jest.

You on the other hand are just a joke.

Happy Sunday
1 year ago
HEY backboner as far as you know I could be a 6 foot 1 inch (yes every inch counts) 200lb man with less than 5% body fat who can bench-press over 300lb's practised martial arts for 4 years did boxing for 3 and continues to stay in shape and is very capable of bashing your head into a red pulp - or I could be a 63yr old trucker from Alabhama you don't know but there is something that I do know about you one day you will meet your match and for your sake I hope he shows you mercy and just knocks some sense into you.

I may be a faggot but I am still more of man than you because I don't wan't your head cracked open like a ripe melon a black eye will do. (or 2 and a broken nose)

Truth be told backboner as a child I was bashed by bullies on regular basis that tends to toughen one up a bit so you don't scare me.

I pity you.
1 year ago
Thats a great commercial lol
1 year ago
Durex has all the great commercials check this 1 out
http://www.glumbert.com/media/durex
1 year ago
Zis is typical of ze soft Englisher schweinhund frauleins!
Conchita used to go out into ze desert und select ein fine cactus.
Nein! Vot am I saying?! I mean, some of zem are very tasty vith smoked armadillo strips in ein sandvich)
1 year ago
This is an add for a vibrator?, guys, don't buy one for her, you'll quickly be obsolete if you do, ain't no way to out last an energizer!
(they just keep going and going.....bzzzzz bzzzzz)
1 year ago
Love the comment miter but we can beat the Energizer Bunny the ex thought it would be fun if we went to 1 of them sex shops where i picked up a spray called STUD 100 being the idiot i am i didnt read it and she started spraying my SWOLLEN MEMBER(great band) with this spray well anyway i couldnt even feel my penis at all i had to guide it in with my hand and keep checking if it was in anyway went 12 hours and fell asleep standing at attention at to my surprise when i woke up 9 hrs later i was still fully erect well thats when panic kicked in i had to face all my employees in 30 mins and i had a kickstand lol to make a long story short i took the day off.
When we later read the instructions it said 3 sprays only not half the bottle lol
1 year ago
miter, a bit more imagination, there are interesting applications for toys ;)
1 year ago
planetint I'm about 2 faint..........*must calm down breath slowly*
1 year ago
Tell me the story of what happened with the half of the bottle leave No detail out.
1 year ago
U can't beat a good cucumber........
1 year ago
You can be beaten by one though.
1 year ago
mako I'm a little twink would u do that to me?
1 year ago
Gladly - do you mind if it's frozen
1 year ago
Truth be told brownlove I seem to be the only one with the backbone to tell you how most of us feel I do NOT like reading your posts and I do NOT like you coming here. I am sure there are plenty of sites that you can go to and do your thing whatever that may be, your a queer thats good for you but not me so take a hint and get lost you make me sick.
1 year ago
BackBLOWN, chiull the fuck out. I'm pretty sure nobody cares for your closet hatred of gay or toilet humor. You may notice that a gent named Streamlined hasn't posted recently. Why, because his neo-con homo-closet ass was ridiculed by the regular posters of this site. (Streamer, where are you buddy???) Take your little closet ass somewhere else or back to youtube. And quit worrying about brownlovetube...
1 year ago
corn on the cob
1 year ago
backbone = BIGOT - nough said 2 U (pig).

sinkingboat69 & sven666 thanking you both 4 being Knights in shining armor you both made my day.
Big hugs 4 both of U.

Mako wants 2 beat me with a frozen cucumber. That hurt. :( .

I had a night terror of being chased by giant frozen cucumbers with terminator heads. very scary.
1 year ago
Sorry Brownie - a tasteless joke, but one which you set yourself up for LOL

Be as gay as you like but less feltching references would probably not go amiss. Perhaps?
1 year ago
U called me brownie thats sweat lots of hugs & kisses 4 U.

xoxoxoxoxox
1 year ago
Truth be told backbone. FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUTUBE!!

Fuck! Teenagers!
1 year ago
sven and stinkingboat big tough men online i would love to run into that fuckin fag brownlov and crack his faggot head open like a ripe mellon and then watch you to fag lovers take it to a hospital and get AIDS infected blood all over you.FUCKING DIE FAGGOTS.
1 year ago
lack bone, you are pathetic. Go find some big water and drown yourself.
1 year ago
HEY backboner as far as you know I could be a 6 foot 1 inch (yes every inch counts) 200lb man with less than 5% body fat who can bench-press over 300lb's practised martial arts for 4 years did boxing for 3 and continues to stay in shape and is very capable of bashing your head into a red pulp - or I could be a 63yr old trucker from Alabhama you don't know but there is something that I do know about you one day you will meet your match and for your sake I hope he shows you mercy and just knocks some sense into you.

I may be a faggot but I am still more of man than you because I don't wan't your head cracked open like a ripe melon a black eye will do. (or 2 and a broken nose)

Truth be told backboner as a child I was bashed by bullies on regular basis that tends to toughen one up a bit so you don't scare me.

I pity you.
1 year ago
Cucumber....the only ingredient in a Greek salad.
1 year ago
LOL!!!
1 year ago
and don`t forget nuts...
1 year ago
It's quite a funny ad, but the reality is that, after a cucumber has been in the fridge and sliced thinly, minge would be virtually impossible to taste, so why's she worrying?
1 year ago
Unless she has a little extra cheese on the taco. Mind you, could be a nice flavour addition...
1 year ago
The woman who defileth herself with the crops of the earth
Is cursed above all women.
She who stabbeth herself with the fruit of the Lord
Is a harlot of the Temple of Sodom.
For the Lord's vegetables are for sustenance,
Not to stimulate the organs of the brazen strumpets
On their beds of corruption and doom.
And damned be the man who eats of the despoiled fruit
After it has been used to pleasure the she-imps of Babylon.
barf
1 year ago
Have you thought of perhaps attempting to get published - some kind of online poetry formu with links back to Glumbert so others can see where your inspiration comes from

'stabbeth herself with the fruit of the Lord' ROFLMFAO

...you're not a pastor / vicar / reverend are you?
1 year ago
godswrath..possibly cidd alias?
1 year ago
Could be cidd, haven't seen a post since god stepped in.
1 year ago
Whoever Godswrath is, he is funny and talented as hell. Um, I mean heck.
1 year ago
mmmmm....crops of the earth....mmmmmmm....chocolate.....
1 year ago
The man who useth God-given gifts to profit himself
Is a traitor to the Kingdom of the Lord.
For we must speak when evil is abroad
Or sin will triumph in this world.
The sodomites, sorcerers, liars and liberals
Will feel the awful vengeance of the Lord.
His burning arrows will rain down
Upon their upturned buttocks.
nice
1 year ago
watch what you say about liberals or I'll sic satan on you. Why in the same sent' as liars?
1 year ago
Hey gym. 'Dad' says he'll have his vengeance.
1 year ago
i thnk hes brownnose
1 year ago
Finely,, We're getting SNOW!!! I,m hopping in the ole 89 honda civic (vato car) and do some snow driving WHEEEEEEEHAAAAAaaaaaa......
1 year ago
Randal, how did you luck out to miss snow all this time? I'm sick of it!
Later.
1 year ago
Yea, It's been snow since the end of Nov. Skiing's been great but I'd like to mow the lawn, enjoy a little fishing, maybe grill some salmon and did into the home brew.
1 year ago
Party at gymygs in the spring. Fishing any good?
1 year ago
Ithink a wkend of fishing, home brew and male bonding would be good, Brownlove could be our waiter.
1 year ago
LOL!!! I'll be there gymyg!
1 year ago
What is this 'snow' that you all talk about?
1 year ago
I would LUV 2 be your waiter I will service oops I mean serve U all I could bring a picnic hamper with some wonderful hors d'oeuvre's my glazed figs topped with marscapone and wrapped with prosciutto are just Ffffabulous.

*ten minutes pass*

And Salmon I can do wonders with that oh & I just found the most delicious Brie. Canapes r great I have a million recipes.....
1 year ago
gymyg since mako is cumming NO frozen cucumbers allowed.

V-Scary thought what if you all r in secret allegiance with backboner AKA (PIG).

And plan 2 attack me with frozen cucumbers lock me in a basement, name me gimp......wait a minute that could work.

No No 2 scary I have been the victim of bullies before and I wont stand 4 it I tell you.......oh the pain *sob* oh the pain.

I need a hot chocolate latte.

HATERS - HISS SCRATCH HISS
1 year ago
Brownlove please ensure you dress appropriately. French Maid perhaps?
1 year ago
Its snowing again up here in canada(go figure) its funny u say honda civic randall ive got a 94 sitting in the driveway here burried in snow if ya want to come up and dig it out lol(was supposed to be my winter beater)
1 year ago
planettint I can make it snow for you all year long.
1 year ago
Glumberters!

You are all velcome to visit Chugwater. Ze population needs ein boost!

www.adolfvanker.com
1 year ago
Hey sup all just signed up :) lol been watching glumbet a while now and finally got off WoW long enough to sign up so this vid is a bit funn eh well i heard a funnier story. On they radio a few years ago i heard about 2 couples living together but one of the couples was gettin way behind on the rent and when the other couple asked them to pay them back for paying their rent they said no. So....to get back at the other couple they decided to mess with their skim milk,the other couple being lactose and all, so the girl gets the guy off in their skim milk then they watched them down the last little bit of it :P
1 year ago
Hi Shark-- welcome to the jungle!
1 year ago
welcome sharkB
1 year ago
Howdy shark, good story, what perfect way to cum into glumbert!
1 year ago
Hey Shark! We're starting a pool about when you decide the comments are better than the vids. Given the quality of the vids lately, I'd say, 'very soon'.
1 year ago
Welcome!
1 year ago
sharkbite grrr *clenching teeth* grrr.

I LUV full cream milk.
1 year ago
I wonder which hole she used it in.
1 year ago
Good point skunkbuzzard. I was wondering that myself. Too bad the U.S won't show ads like this.
1 year ago
The comments have been better than the videos for a while. Some videos are good, but the Glumbertarians make me howl more than the videos.
1 year ago
I do have a real life story related to this. Back in University, visiting a buddy's dorm, we had tiny fridges in the rooms, mostly filled with beer. I grab a beer , my friend says, "Don't take that one.". Just as he says that I get an overwhelming smell of fish, and recall he had a female grad student over last night .... Imagining where that chilled bottle had been I decided to leave it for his trophy, and being the respectful guest, chug a different bottle. lol Murdoch if you're out there, sorry bout that.
1 year ago
Gallo wine bottles have a useful shape.
1 year ago
I'd still eat that cucumber.
1 year ago
Some cream on that, Sir?
1 year ago
Sure you would.... It smells better than outback food.
1 year ago
mmmm....a bit tangy
1 year ago
yep, that not a cucumber anymore, its a pickle! lol
1 year ago
hey backbone havnt u got anything or anyone better ta do than give people shit on the net? guess it is sad but true there are actualy people like u that have no lives an think they own the net...awww dnt worri il pray 4 u =(
1 year ago
You know cucumbers are pretty cold actually;)

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