I streaked at a soccer match once. The place erupted in spontaneous applause. It was a bit cold, so my whang was only about 10 inches flaccid, but that made it a bit easier to run. The girth was also smaller than usual - about 4 inches - so the crowd didn't really see me at my best, but they seemed to appreciate me.
I got grabbed by a couple of stewards and a policeman, and I had to appear in court the next morning, but it was worth it. There were about 10 women waiting outisde and I got to take my pick of them.
Who says it doesn't pay to advertise?
My wang ain't B bein' so big, only bout the gerth of a Coke can, but it B long. I gotz ta roll it up kinda like how dey do toilit paper rollz jus ta git it in my trouzerz.
BTW, crickit B a stoopid game. Waddup wit all da folks not wearin' any cloths? Am dat B one a da rulz? Waddif someone git hit wida puck in da nutz? Dat mite hurt.
This here piece of the pie Is not dessert but the course that we dine And three out of every darn time The effect is "Mmmm" when a daisy grows in your mind
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