I'm sure you'll blast me because you've blasted others before...I'm NOT asking you to NOT claim first, but could you at least add an engaging or interesting comment about the video?
This video is unremarkable. That's why I didn't write anything the first time. I don't have anything to write now either, but you're clearly frustrated by this fact. Therefore, I'll make something up to appease you.
Wow! This guy puts Pavarati to shame. Why, I wonder, was Paula not stripping off her clothes to get with this Romeo? Why were the security gaurds not beating the hell out of Simon for his inability to see true talent? Why didn't Randy get his autograph?
These and many more mysteries perplexed me about this video. I wish I could sit and talk with this crooner and dooty. That would be stimulating conversation.
pimpy,
so your response is, "No, I can't add something interesting or engaging." Gotcha. Can't blame a girl for being hopeful. No reason to be so sassy...
And the Lord will smite the man who lusts
after a woman, yea He will cast him into the furnace of hell
to burn forever in the flames
The fornicators and the evildoers will be undone
and shall be no more
motherfuckers!
The Lord : "I cast ye into the furnace of Hell" Lustful fellow: "Noooo!" The Lord: "I have smote thee!" Lustful fellow: "Hey this furnace is barely warm. What the Hell!" Satan: "Sorry dude, Oil is $3.15 per gallon so this is as hot as it gets." Lustful fellow: "I'm gonna do some fornicating with women in hell."
The mockers and purveyors of filth
will rot on the tree at Hell's gates
their tongues will be torn from their mouths
and their eyes pierced with thorns
verily, the man who taketh the Lord's prophecies in vain
will spend eternity in deep damnation
fuckpigs
Wunderbar! Zere is hope for zis man at last. I hope ve vill not see again all ze jokes about him from ze Glumberters.
Ze human condition can be tragic indeed. I remember Pedro's fazzer telling me about an Indian in ze Paraguayan Highlands who vos ein pervert und liked to make vith ze rumpy pumpy vith armadilloes. Hard to believe, I know, but zere are, as Mengele used to say, some veird people in ze vorld.
Anyvay, I digress. Ze story goes zat ze Indian vos copulating vith ein particularly attractive cow armadillo, ven it broke free from his embrace und bit him on ze genitals. A few veeks later, as he vos recovering in ze Salvador Dali Memorial Hospital in Acunsion, ze nurses noticed ein strange appendage growing from his male member.
Vithin a day or so, his villy had metamorphosed into ein tiny armadillo, vich skveaked und vistled ven he vent to ze bathroom. His embarrassment led to him hanging himself in ein public toilet in Punta Arenas in 1998.
Ze moral of zis tale? Copulate vith humans only, und alvays vear ein condom.
The real creep here is Simon Cowell, he uses his position to date women, women who want fame, there again maybe they deserve each other, he will die unhappy like some many others before him and some many others ahead of him :)
There again, has anyone died happy, i suppose there are some ?
Maybe I should start watching this show. Do they have to write there own songs, cause this guy's was pretty funny.
The Simon guy got freaked because the guy wasn't singing to him.
the happy will die, the sad will die
we all will die, but the man who
gives his life to the Lord will
enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
the man who worships false idols
and spills his seed on barren soil
will burn in the fiery furnace and
suffer the pain of the damned.
cocksuckers
I'll lay you even odds that this fuckin' idiot is a parolee, who will violate his conditions in a short amount of time, because he's too fuckin' stupid and too clueless as to how to get a fuckin' grip on reality.
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