If a lion came close to my pups, I would first try to reason with it, saying it was on the wrong continent.
But if this failed, and it licked its lips and made roaring sounds, I would roll on it without mercy, crushing its leonine form with my massive bulk until its last breath melted the snow.
I would take no pleasure in this, but the species must survive.
If our paths were to ever cross, i would quickly remind you where you stand in the food chain. I've never heard of an elephant seal *roar* we only have elephants where i reside. Is that a cross between a rhino and elephant, I'm confused. I'm only concerned with the Honey Badger.. He is begging me to rip his head off and spray urine down his throat. He is an opportunist and thief. A long time ago, a Honey Badger teamed up with the hyenas and stole one of the cubs from the pride. Ever since then I%u2019ve been on a killing spree of honey badgers some guilty, some aren%u2019t, there are no laws in the wild. All I want is the Honey Badger.
And I, oh compassionate and protective elephant seal, would help to battle the king of the beasts.
I would journey to the ice pack swiftly, and leap upon Simba's back, tearing and slashing at his vulnerable neck, ripping his throat with my razor sharp claws and teeth, until his blood turned the snows ruby red. Then, as he lay defenceless, I would eat his still warm entrails and gorge on his meat.
I would take pleasure in this.
what is going on here with all the animal names? Don't get insulted,butis your posts devoted to spreading ignorance?Guys don't think to hard it may sprain your brains . PLEASE IS THERE AN ITELLIGENT BEING left in Glumbertown. PLEASE SPEAK UP>
A clever adaptation of technology used in an artistic immitation of life. How long would you find this entertaining? Personally, after a lifetime in the technological entertainment industry, I have something to offer, called "fire". I'm about to reintroduce and market this ancient form of entertainment soon; I've found it fascinating, and especially engaging when another participates. It's not for everyone, but I hear if you toss a live seal into fire it is initially tumultuous and then makes fire last far longer. The searing fat, alone, is a meal, but smoked badger is just as palatable (outside of badger babies I find the specie disgusting). Anyway, I'll be offering these "fire" kits online and once procured you will be able to create this from virtually anything. Then I will offer the first of many improvements, called "rock ring".
My Dad, Bless his Sold, was a marketeer who remarked "Give me the right package and I'll sell horse piss".
It would be cool if there was a frozen lake setting and it cracked where you stepped. Although I didn't watch the whole video so if they did have that one. nevermind.
WTF, I would perfer my women smell like women. The fish thing is a bad joke. And qlanet is a bad joke= smells like the south end of a north facing horse.
qlanettint, we have a lot in common. i have one thing to post about your other comments: BRILLIANT! really, tho, the "ur wife" jokes are getting older then "ur mom" jokes. could you please come up with some funnier material so i can continue to laugh until my sides hurt?
Oh Lion, King of Beasts!
You are indeed a brave warrior. But while you sleep in the heat of the midday sun, I will come behind you silently, and with one swift movement, grasp your giant testicles in my teeth and wrench them from your body. Your roar will be like the squeaking of a stricken bird, and you will run in ever decreasing circles until the last blood oozes from you onto the Serengeti Plain.
Then we will see who is the King of Beasts!
you juts complimented him. u said he had giant balls. and, you told him your plan. well, at least we know who WONT be leading mour troops into battle with the strategy of a mental case.
Honey Badger, most feared and fearsome of creatures!
Your wrath is that of a thousand demons. I fear for the mighty Simba. His strebgth will be as naught before your hellish onslaught. I would roll on him after his testicles were removed, but only if I could catch him, and of course, would take no pleasure in it.
elephant, it's pretty funny reading your posts.you intrue me, sinc yu have a wa of always saying the se bsic thng but it's also always funny. my compliments, oh Exalted Fat One.
It isn't actually that new - we were selling it to events companies at least 18 months ago under the catchy name of LIIPS (Living Image Interactive Projection Systems)
Surferbum above is right, they only work best in low light conditions but they are pretty impressive. You can also project onto vertical surfaces so you can make presentations look all 'Minority Report' stylee
It isn't actually that new - we were selling it to events companies at least 18 months ago under the catchy name of LIIPS (Living Image Interactive Projection Systems)
Surferbum above is right, they only work best in low light conditions but they are pretty impressive. You can also project onto vertical surfaces so you can make presentations look all 'Minority Report' stylee
MAKO AND SKIDMARKS ARE THE SAME PERSON! LOOK ABOVE - SAME POSTS, DIFFERENT NAMES!
GOTCHA!
NO MORE COM;LAINTS ABOUT ALIASES FROM THIS PAIR - OR SHOULD I SAY ONE!!!!
HA HA HA
I AM THE NEW IMPOSTERKILLER!!!!
Like i've said already i wish i had Mako's intelligence, i did start as skidmark but for some reason glumbert wouldn't let me back in so i started again as skidmarks, apart from this i have never had an alias, i swear !!!
MAKO AND SKIDMARKS ARE THE SAME PERSON! LOOK ABOVE - SAME POSTS, DIFFERENT NAMES!
GOTCHA!
NO MORE COM;LAINTS ABOUT ALIASES FROM THIS PAIR - OR SHOULD I SAY ONE!!!!
HA HA HA
I AM THE NEW IMPOSTERKILLER!!!!
It isn't actually that new - we were selling it to events companies at least 18 months ago under the catchy name of LIIPS (Living Image Interactive Projection Systems)
Surferbum above is right, they only work best in low light conditions but they are pretty impressive. You can also project onto vertical surfaces so you can make presentations look all 'Minority Report' stylee
It isn't actually that new - we were selling it to events companies at least 18 months ago under the catchy name of LIIPS (Living Image Interactive Projection Systems)
Surferbum above is right, they only work best in low light conditions but they are pretty impressive. You can also project onto vertical surfaces so you can make presentations look all 'Minority Report' stylee
It isn't actually that new - we were selling it to events companies at least 18 months ago under the catchy name of LIIPS (Living Image Interactive Projection Systems)
Surferbum above is right, they only work best in low light conditions but they are pretty impressive. You can also project onto vertical surfaces so you can make presentations look all 'Minority Report' stylee
Comments (72)
To post a comment, you need to login or signup.