Presidential candidates get asked the hot questions

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2 years ago
lolz the look on hillarys face is priceless
2 years ago
This is a total hack. There was no pornography in the debate. The way the cut the other candidates to look concerned makes it very believable, and the Hillary punchline is funny, but not lmao.
2 years ago
it's a video, dude
2 years ago
do you think it's real?
2 years ago
Holy crap seeker... You kinda missed the whole point of the video.
2 years ago
To seeker, and to the rest of those who believe that others think this video is legit: "IF YOU HAVE A THOUGHT...LET IT GO!"-Ron White

Love: white

P.S. IF YOU HAVE A THOUGHT...LET IT GO! [again]
1 year ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
2 years ago
At least she had the balls (?) to look at the screen and see what the US pulic wanted her to see. Admittedly she looked a little like her love eggs were plugged into the mains... The other pricks just kept their eyes firmly fixed to the floor

Look up guys! See what the real world is about! Even if it's a couple of asian nurses making out, is that so bad to see?? Be happy it wasn't some mother demanding the return of her kid from Tikrit.

They all looked like they'd been caught playing with themselves by their mothers.

Politicians. WISE UP. Show you have some humanity and a sense of fucking humour. PLEASE!
2 years ago
You could tell the guys wanted to start laughing. Obama was staring at his pants as he was expecting an erection at any minute.

Hillary looked like she was getting turned on.
2 years ago
Did everyone miss the fact that this was edited/faked?
2 years ago
How could people be so stupid as to think this was real?

Fuc king morons.
2 years ago
Wow. Mako100 thought that was real? What a fucktard.
2 years ago
Yep I thought it was real, I got owned! What will my neighbours think... my family? Can I ever face them again..?

I shall go quietly away and hang myself...

THE SHAME, THE SHAME!
2 years ago
anyone who actually thinks this is real has to be a complete idiot
2 years ago
im headed to the hospital im afraid i may have pulled something.......................

and hopefull when im there i will run into those two and pull it all ove again.
2 years ago
None of the men were interested because it wasn't male gay porn. If there would of been video of me giving some young hung stud a dirty Sanchez, they would have been all over each other! They're Democrats!

I just love Obama! I know he has a big cock. Obama! Obama! Obama!
2 years ago
I hope u fail ur next AIDS test..
2 years ago
You can't fail an AIDS test.
2 years ago
You sure can fail an AIDS tests. It's when it comes back positive.
2 years ago
This is iluvballs...

it is made of AIDS and Fail
2 years ago
He went in the pool for sure.
2 years ago
Canuck1963, if you don't respond to my phone calls and e-mails, I'm going to tell your wife and three kids about our brief 'encounter'.
2 years ago
lmao
2 years ago
He's too busy getting dominated by Ann Coulter right now. Give him some time to take off his leather gimp outfit and get that ball out of mouth, and I'm sure we'll hear from him real soon.
1 year ago
It wasn't that brief was it?
2 years ago
Well,

I just found Glumbert. Good stuff.

By the way, I'm assuming canuck1963 is a fellow canaian. Why is everyone picking on him?
2 years ago
na, he's quite alright. i find him very funny like most of the people posting here.
it's healthy ribbing.
2 years ago
Cansuck1963 is a 44 yr old father of three who pretends to be an Ontario Provincial Police officer. He's not a "real" cop, at least that's what those who work with him say. He cowers in anonymity on the midnight shift and uses the government's time and computer to make himself feel better about getting old and irrelevent. Toronto, being the Mecca of diversity, is the only town that will tolerate this clown - any other self-respecting community would have beat him senseless by now.
2 years ago
fortran77, if you know all that about canuk312498612348976192874613287... you have way too much spare time.
2 years ago
He's fine. Just a few of the regulars have thin skin.
2 years ago
He's sound - gets people fired up and he's funny.

You'll note two regular posters often engage Canuck in highly witty and spirited debate; Throbstick and BarnsleyFC really admire Canuck.

Their adulation of him borders on the sycophantic at times - they should probably stop it coz they'll make themselves ill... You know how unrequited love can hurt so much?!

Ain't that true Canuck? :-)
2 years ago
Very true, Mr. Mako...VERY true.

Alas, the two poor souls in question repeatedly fail to appreciate my colossal intellectuality, and rapier-like wit.

It is gratifying that SENSIBLE, PERCEPTIVE people such as yourself, can experience and appreciate all that is.....well.....ummmm......me.

(tap-tap-tap.....is this thing on?)

Plus, I'd also like to thank the members of the United Nations for giving me the opportunity to...

No. Wait. Wrong speech.

Please disregard.

2 years ago
Because he's a conceited cunt who doesn't know what he's talking about.
2 years ago
who shot the footage being shown? . . .Bill on his last official visit to China?
2 years ago
Hilarious!
2 years ago
Why does some dumb queer always have to make a comment about Iraq? It was a video about showing internet porn at the Youtube debate. Nothing else.

Mako100 is a fag.
2 years ago
Excellent put down, what are ya 4? Thought this site was a little more for ADULTS!
2 years ago
Pretty funny... 8/10
2 years ago
sorry - what's wrong with being 'a fag'?

is this not 2007?
1 year ago
By and by, a fag is a cigerette.
2 years ago
Not that
2 years ago
Sorry... did I actually say anything about iraq on the last post apart from tikrit - is that not fair enough?

If I was wrong then sorry.

I'm no fag as you said so broad mindedly. Pariah are you alone right now - your name suggests you may be :-). Just so you are aware, my wife thinks you are a little bit dumber than i am... You're in with a shout...

My apologies if I'm not so focused on the US general election as perhaps I should be. If this was faked then don't blame me, blame glumbert. And debate me on the issues I raised.

And there's nothing wrong with being a 'fag'. Is there? Unless they're muslim right?

Fair enough?
2 years ago
My-my-my......

So many compliments....so many ADMIRERS...lol

I think "fortran77" had played tried very hard to play amateur detective (or did some wikipedia research) and gone over my last gazillion posts, and come up with this MAHVELOUS theory....except, sad to say he's off by a long shot (although I'm pretty flattered as to all the curiosity and angst re: my TRUE IDENTITY). A pity "fortran77" and I will never meet...I'm sure the poor soul would be revising his (its) philosophy in quick order. WOW! I'm truly inspired by this attention!! Sorry, though...I don't simply do "midnights"; it's a rotating shift schedule. Having said all of that, I find it mildy insulting that ANYONE would connect me to an inferior entity such as the O.P.P. ( quite a few friends there, though). Poor lads spend their days/nights chasing tail lights on the 401, or mucking up aboriginal protests. But hey! Y'all stick around, and maybe...just MAYBE...I shall deign to come out from "the shadows", and reveal my true identity. And speaking of "true identities", the poster known as "susanvi" is really my No.1 Fan on these threads...(Bill? Randl? Podman? I think YOU three will know who I mean). As for "fortran77"? Who knows. Maybe it's another alias he's using. Or, maybe he/it is just someone begging for a slap in the head. Who knows?

But I welcome the guessing games. Truly I do.

So to Randl, Bill and zamp....thanks for the kind words.

To "leafforlife"...I guess the best answer to your question would be a quote from "Star Wars IV: A New Hope":

"The Force has a strong influence....on the weak-minded." (copyright LucasFilm, 1977)

2 years ago
Oh...by the way...."fortran77"?

If you want to act as a shining example of not "cowering in annonymity", and post your name, occupation, exact address, proof of ciminal record, phone number, marital status, proof of education (or lack thereof), age......then feel free to do so. I may even follow suit, and take your advice.

Until then....feel free to kiss my Royal Canadian Ass.

Whattaya say, Turd Breath?

2 years ago
lmao hahahahahahahahahaha
2 years ago
lmao at that also, you guys are certainly on tonight.
2 years ago
mr. make very funny thank s for that reply
2 years ago
Okay, now I see what all the fuss is about.
2 years ago
Told ya.
2 years ago
How does lesbian softcore turn into a verbal penis-measuring contest? I guess I'll never get the internets..
2 years ago
Conceited to the end, eh canuck? like you or anything remotely associated with you would ever justify wikepedia. Dillusional.
2 years ago
And you can't throw fortran77's "cowering in annonymity" back at him/her. He/she isn't on here 18 hours a day spouting garbage as a know it all. Only to those (i.e., you) does the"cowering in annonymity"apply.
2 years ago
Hey Rob, does it hurt?...................that bug up your ass?
2 years ago
canuck, don't post all that identity info - i wnat you all to myself. When do i get to see you again? It's just not fair. You keep saying you're going to leave her but never take any action (except between the sheets of course :))
2 years ago
Susanvi - be careful, you'll make Throbby and Barnsley jealous!
2 years ago
LOL!

Who says there's no humor around here?

LOL
2 years ago
small clarification though, mako:

"susanvi" IS Throbmystick

lol...he's such a puddin' head.
2 years ago
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1d71c315a2

LOLOLOLOL

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 years ago
u big stinky turd get your head out your ass n come out and play hahahaha
2 years ago
Canuck!
Enjoy the adulation while it lasts, as soon you will be
deposed as Glumbert's "rapier" wit.
My many minions have discovered the wretched Canadian hovel
you inhabit, and will shortly arrive in the dead of night to
spirit you away to my time machine, where your carcass will be
teleported to a previous century, one most definitely devoid of
these infernal "computers." You shall be reduced to writing with
quill and ink, and there will be no shortage of roundheads to challenge
you to pistols at dawn.
And for a nominal service charge, I will transport your mistress with you, as food is scarce, and illicit feminine comfort is at a premium.
Prepare thyself for your eternal exile!
-Lord Offenbach Stutz, Seventh Earl of Blogshire
2 years ago
wow a whole new caricature it's so exciting. to hear all this new banter makes me all a tingles. but alas i am off to the laugh or die sight thank you mr.canuk that whole sight is a hoot. and now im a member lol....(of that sight you jackasses) lolololololol
2 years ago
hey homo where u at ? ya you sure are a member!!! hehehehehehehahahahaha
2 years ago
Lord Stutz:

You've just cropped up on my radar, Hoss.

No one....and I MEAN NO ONE....threatens me with space/time-parallel-demension-teleportation-kidnapping!!! That's just mean, man! PLAIN OL' MEAN!! Low, even. I may forgive one day....but there will be NO FORGETTING!

I'm comin' for YOU, Stutz.

And you'll pay.

Pay dearly for this.......transgression.

(picks up his keyboard, and smashes it down, in homicidal rage)
2 years ago
even though it was fake, it was still funny.
2 years ago
scratch his face wat is that are you a chick ? well i hope you are if your doing some scrathing there unless oooooh nooooooo dont tell me arrrrggghhhhh your the super hero heshe i been hearing about. and your super powers include aahhh...................... dont say it i know aaahhhhhhhhh YA SCRATHING SOME GUYS FACE geeeezz wat a fag. unless your a chick then i guess your A CHICK FAG lol hahahahahahahahahahaha
2 years ago
bush i actually thought that was funny dam maybe it was the lack of sleep ya thats it . no no it really was kinda funny, well what do you know?
2 years ago
boring... i'd like to scratch the face of the man who conceived this stupid clip...

turd.
2 years ago
that was ment for here !
any one gives me shit about it then your laughing at yourselfs cause u all have done it.
2 years ago
Ya I know, so have we all. Shiite happens.
2 years ago
yes, but i hate when that shiite happens to me!!!
2 years ago
willber bush im to bushed to beat you down tonight . so farewell and if we do move to another site i hope you show.
2 years ago
jesushbush! did you call me a FAG?!?! then you've left me with no option but to call you a POO POO FACE!!
2 years ago
ya but he didnt mean it.
lol
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