Are you afraid of Mr. Giggles?

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First:justagirl
1 year ago
HAHAHA...
1 year ago
Gee, isn't it difficult sometimes to be human? No one wants to be like this.

I think people could help the most by words and actions Ghandi lived by;
"If you want to improve the lives of others, practice compassion.
If you want to improve your own life, practice compassion."

It appears some people making comments here don't elect to have much.

Shame on you.
1 year ago
This is the internet sapphire. Take Gandhi elsewhere.
1 year ago
most people are afraid of something......very few of us really want to admit it, because we would feel foolish if everyone knew.....as i watch this video, i wonder just what awful thing happened in her childhood to make her feel this way.....the group in the room shows great compassion and empathy for her condition
1 year ago
die
1 year ago
You know, while touring Noakhali to calm Hindu-Muslim communal passions, Gandhi shared his bed every night with his 19-year-old great-niece and constant companion, Manu. He was 67 at the time I believe. So instead of quoting Ghandi maybe you should quote Larry Flint.
1 year ago
"What's going to happen if you look at it?"

THEY'LL EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
this video is making ME fear clowns now
1 year ago
Scared of bozo? She's scared of Bozo? I cant belive this shit..

1 year ago
isnt it amazing what some people are terrified of?
1 year ago
I'm afraid of the shower. and that just stinks!
1 year ago
i saw one of these shows where the chick was scared of pickles. people are kooked out man.
1 year ago
1 year ago
"..as she keeps her eye on the clown, Chris's anxiety begins to lift". I would have paid to see him lunge at her! Too bad the clown didn't look like IT.
1 year ago
Lol I know! I was totally hoping the clown would run through the door and scream at her as soon as she sat down. My buddy said they should have put her in a small car and start packing it full of clowns :)

Me? I'm super afraid of planets.
...
Oh god...there's one right undernieth me isn't there... just breath...
...
*sob*
They all float...
1 year ago
Pennywise the clown is my absolute fav. !!!
1 year ago


BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN !!!


1 year ago
OK - Mrs Lovejoy. Calm down.
1 year ago
Hmmmm... I'm wondering if she's afraid of ass clowns????
1 year ago
listen up scrambletrousers !! i had about enough of you and my wife comment's next one and she'll take care of you herself !!
you are just an alias anyway.
1 year ago
oh and by the way , thats my wife in the video so good luck with all that. LMAO
1 year ago
I get the same way with vaginas.
1 year ago
Can I be compasionate for her and still think it's funny?
1 year ago
Only watched a couple of seconds. I'm terrified of exposés on rare and primarily unknown phobias.
1 year ago
Hey throbber, isn't this lady's reaction to the clown very much like that of billy b's and canuck's to your cutting remarks - complete and utter fear.
1 year ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
1 year ago
I really wanted to see her knock the hell out of everyone as she bolted for the door screaming.
1 year ago
wow... what can I say? I know a school in northern california that specializes in teaching clowns!!!! Maybe we should send her there? I'm sure it's all about some clown that molested her after her friend's birthday party or something. It's kind of pitiful but at the same time I can't help laughing. Does that make me a bad clown?
1 year ago



i think...... i think........ i thinkkk iiiiii love her, so what is she so afraid of . is she afraid that she may love me is she afraid that i wont care ....
it think i love her but what is she so afra.... oh clowns ,thats what never mind
1 year ago
Way to waste air time.
1 year ago
I agree,
1 year ago
How does shiite like this manifest??
1 year ago
People like this encourage post-natal abortion.
1 year ago
ALL HE HAD TO DO IS SOHW PRACIST TO HER FAT UGLY ASS AND SHE WOULDA DIED WHAT A CLOWN HE IS
1 year ago
o and by the way, notice the chick on the LEFT how she is trying not to LOL or should i sat LMFAOROGLMFAO???? and its ok i hate spiders.
1 year ago
That broad is the only one that looked like a clown in the video. This was retarded.
1 year ago
It will take a while, a long while, to regain some of my respect for humanity after reading some of these comments. I know the disrespectful commenters are male and under 30 because they haven't lived long enough to have had their butts kicked good and hard by life. They will. We all do. And when it happens to them they will have my sympathy. Why? Because their actions tonight will amplify the pain when hardship comes their way.

The woman I saw in that video showed incredible courage in the face of a paralyzing fear. To see her clutching her stuffed doll meant she had a strong connection to a safe place inside herself. Connections to ourselves and others makes for a better and safer humanity. And lastly we would not be watching this video if she had not consented to it. Yes, a few idiots (that's the nice word) will have some fun at her expense, but many more people will benefit from witnessing her courage to allow herself to be filmed in her most vulnerable moments.

And now a warning. People who make fun of other peoples' weaknesses, foibles or problems, are broadcasting to the universe "Hey, HEY you up there, I need to learn more humility. Do you think you could arrange for me to get some?" "Oh, and by the way, I'm a slow learner so make sure you give it to me real good."


1 year ago
Could be acting also, and wanting 15 minutes of fame at the loss of her humility. If it was something more serious like the fear of heights it wouldn't be taken so lightly. A lot of people can relate to the fear of heights, but the fear of clowns?

1 year ago


very nice Koz i would almost suspect your a friend of Bill W.
but very nice. you have compassion and that a nice trait.

now i live in the middle of 16 million people and i manage to get thru the day without running into a clown and i dont think i have seen a clown in a few years. and im not even trying to avoid them.

you see Koz i believe this woman exposed this fear of clown's and endured all that pain when she didnt really need to. or did she so that maybe the other three people in the world who suffer from this terrible sickness may learn as she has...... well hold on, what exactly has she taught us anyway? let me research the film
no sorry nothing no lesson there. i will pray for her though as i do for all of us, the sick the sicker and the sickest.

those clowns ..... ptfffff there nothing but a bunch of clowns.
1 year ago


ya Koz 15min: thats all she was after.
1 year ago
Thank you, McRae
1 year ago
"Courage?" She is not courageous. She is trying to be normal.

You just tagged that anal-retentive-adult with the same word used to describe Jeanne d'Arc and the Chinese man who stood in front of a rolling column of tanks?

The poor sole in the vid. probably had a young experience with a rather bad clown, and not the kind that twists the heads off balloon dogs; perhaps an uncle, father or female relative if you want to be closer to the mark. "Anal retentive" in the chi. psy. sense of the phrase, that her brain is stuck in that stage of life (stuffed animal, too).

Now you. My Pound Sterling says you are an unhealthy (declares a daily illness to anyone and everyone), over-the-hill, spent your childhood being a total annoyance, your youth as an outcast because of your annoying behavio(u)r, and your adulthood blaming everyone for your miserable solitude (absolving yourself, of course). Hopefully someone like you gave/will give you a child so you can enjoy some of the life the rest of us are trying to lead... bad posts and all.

Your quest is to "worthlessify" words in the English language that mean something more than "average," is your way to get even with everyone so that everyone (including you) is a winner, and no one is seen as a freak, afraid of clowns.

I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH IT. I AM TAKING BACK MY LANGUAGE!
1 year ago
actually i am under 30 but it was all the butt kicking that made me this way and i'm not talking about from people my age. but go ahead and try to poke fun at this i don't take it offensive whatever happened happened and i'm through it already
1 year ago
Sorry if you got your but kicked. Enjoy your 20's. You will look back on them often. I don't poke fun. I call 'em like I see 'em. I do have something against people who want to make everything homogeneous, including calling an obvious flake "courageous." I do the same, trying to bring myself up to normal, but I also enjoy diversity - in my beer, in my friends. If everyone was just like me, the world would be a crappy place to live. So, be smart and healthy, not ugly like me.
1 year ago
Half expected her to scream at everyone else to get out of the room coz he might hurt them aswell.

I saw a vid once of a woman who had a phobia of touching things with her bare hands coz she thought germs would kill her.
Her therapist washed his hands in a toilet bowl and then ate food straight away right in front of her. She went into hysterics coz she was afraid the therapist would die now.

Some peoples phobias extend further than their concern for their own well being.
1 year ago
Alot of human beings aren't rational thinkers with common sense. In my opinion a phobia is almost like an addiction; I guess over-comming a fear depends on how long you have had this fear really, if it's left too long, it just becomes just like a natural reaction and alike smoking its harder to get over the more you're in the habit.

I remember being afraid of spiders, when i was young.. basically i even remember what triggered my fear in the first place. I was 6 years old, just got of the bath and was drying myself off with a towel, when suddenly a spider jumped out of it a jumped on me! I freaked out heaps and was afraid of the creepy crawlies for quite a few years on.
Then i grew up, read the facts and realised spiders arent much of a harm to me, and are really more scared of us than we are of them.

Now I can't really relate this to a fear of clowns, especially at her age, i just hope she wakes up one day and goes "They're just humans in costume and make-up", sooner than later.
1 year ago
yeah barney, and i see that he brok his supposed radio silence again; he just cant help himself; he's like a pavlovian dog; seems like we won the war with billy b; unless he went up to the "cottage" (shack) to play doctors and nurses with his daughter
1 year ago
nah i think they're going "head to head" in a game called "tummy sticks"
1 year ago
I'm afraid of dolphins. So I have to flog mine everyday!
1 year ago
I'm not afraid of clowns. I'm afraid of heights, no wait, widths, I'm afraid of widths. I always forget.
1 year ago
later
1 year ago
oh, it could be depth
1 year ago
Later RF.
1 year ago
i just met a clown i cant forget the time or town that we just met he's just clown for me and i want all the world to see we've met oooohhhhh hoooo hooo
falling ......yes i am falling....... and that clown keeps calling....... me back again falli..................lalalalala (Beatles)
1 year ago
im outie
1 year ago
I dont hate clowns. Everyone should kill one or two.
1 year ago
HA HA funny as hell!!!!

And to you shmucks that keep chewing the rest of us out for laughing, it is possible to laugh at not only others' weaknesses, but also our own, and still have sympathy. I know that is a hard concept for you to grasp, but you
people take too much stuff too damn serious.
1 year ago
the only thing billboat is afraid of is that the authorities will catch him with his daughter with whom he dresses as clown and squirts on her
1 year ago
Yes, that billy certainly has a short fuse. Perhaps you Susan should take a crack at her (literally). Far less penetrating than billy taking it to her.
1 year ago
Can't do it leaf after billy left her bleeding and bow-legged.
1 year ago
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks:
Does this taste funny to you?

It would have been funnier if it were one of those aggressive clowns, and he was twisting the head off a stuffed animal.

1 year ago
LMAO
1 year ago
When billy finds out that his daughter is seeing other guys:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/italiandate
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is that funny


1 year ago
All fear is irrational...and no, August, while laughing AT others you are dismissing sympathy. You cannot simultaneously laugh at someone's horror and claim sympathy for it. Where else does sympathy cause finger-pointing laughter? Ask yourself why something like this is funny and/or what is gratified in you at her expense.
I will be the first to say that the idea of someone being terrified of clowns is funny on its face...until you watch the abject terror stirred up in her. It may warrant jokes from us at a distance, (some of the jokes are pretty funny...cannibal one in particular) but the absurdity of your comment needed to be addressed.
I suppose we all saw the irony of "fear" and "clowns".
Anyone seen "Shakes the Clown"?
1 year ago
I think what makes it a object of ridicule is the "Clown" issue. It is kinda bizarre.

The funny thing (Pardon the pun) is that I see clowns all the time. Driving around in cars with the whole outfit on, wig, suit, the whole thing. It is kind of creepy when you think about it.

I have a family member that is afraid of snakes like this. I don't get that either, but there it is. I guess I just have not found my primal fear yet.

1 year ago
I just remembered a traffic incident. Some jerk was cutting me off at a intersection and I was saying to myself "Out of the way you clown", and wouldn't you know the driver was dressed as a clown.
Now that was funny.
1 year ago
You're caller 5! You win two tickets to ICP!
What's that?
JUST GO TO IT, DAMMIT!
1 year ago
"One head!"
Then he tosses the severed head of her family pet into her lap.
1 year ago
Adding to the insanely bizarre is this:

"The fear of mustard and pickles is ruining my life"

http://www.glumbert.com/media/pickles
1 year ago
Was this just so we could be amused at her fear?
1 year ago
Wow, seems like there are many more canuck and billy b bashers since I last frequented the site on a regular basis. Looks like the stakes have been raised too, e.g., talk about banging billy b's daughter. Hilarious to see billy's reactions. Whoever said on a prior vid that it's his own fault for divulging too much info is right.
1 year ago
Actually barnsley, they're all Throb aliases. The voices in his head have learned to type.
1 year ago
Best line on glumbert of all time is in the robber thread a couple earlier by douche in response to canuck:

"Yeah you heard pussy. You weren't interested so you went back to sleep. Had it been an asshole at the door you'd have been all up in it."

Later in the thread, canuck calls douche self-absorbed. The irony of that statement.
1 year ago
Oops. Sorry billy. Just gave your daughter an epesiotomy of the natural kind.
1 year ago
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lol
1 year ago
Hey Randal, Canuck, do you hear something? Ya, that useless background chatter. Kinda like an old radio. It's annoying 'till you tune it out. Ahhh, that's better.
1 year ago
seems like she already had some pre-existing conditions.

i've always wondered why they didn't give people with phobia's some sedatives and MDMA and then allow them to confront their phobia's.

seriously chances are it would totally eradicate the fear.

MDMA works wonders for things such as PTSD so i can only imagine it would do similar stuff for serious phobia's.
1 year ago
Makes sense. Seems unlikely that this is her only phobia or affliction.
1 year ago
i dont know about any of that above? i went to the vidieo pod posted about PICKLES phobia and these two could be related im mean come on already ....... wtf are the other people doing in that room ? are thay to afflicted or thier learning to be clowns ?..... the sad truth is i said a prayer for her either that she may be released from this phobia or now she recieved her 15 minuets of fame please release me from my fear of having to see her or any poser of the liking again preform so poorly!
1 year ago
is this in reference to bill's daughter? her only phobia is the creak of the door opning at night
1 year ago
What a bunch of booooshit. Fear of fucking clowns.......... What a dumbass bunch.
1 year ago
Wishful thinking on billb's part that they're all my aliases. The sooner you get it into your thick skull that there are many, many individuals who will poke fun at ridiculous vids, ridiculous comments, and folks that take it all too seriously the better. Until then, don't forget to take your bloodpressure medicine
1 year ago
Funny you should bring that up. The only contributors to the site who seem to share your need to make constant references to pedophilia are you. susavi (you),leafforlife(you) trentpoe(voted most likely to be you) and barnsleyfc(Britain's answer to you). Gosh, I feel out numbered......lol. By the way Throb, rather curious, of your two KNOWN aliases, ones a woman and one a gay man. Something you're trying to tell us?
1 year ago
Billy-B:

I'm so freakin' hung-over right now, that even THAT comment made me laugh...lol

Both of 'em are just a couple of idiots. Throbmystick is too stupid to even know he's being ignored by me. He keeps accusing me of "breaking radio silence", but can't cut-and-paste a single example of me responding DIRECTLY to him. Fuckin' asswipe. And barney's still...well...barney. WHat can ya say?

Later, Billy-B...I gotta get some coffee.

ACK!

1 year ago
One more thing there Throb. You don't have to worry about me taking it too seriously anymore. Thanks to the very useful comment made to me by mister Douche, I will henceforth not take any of this to heart. To the contrary, now I will enjoy this in the manner it is intended, although I'm sure you and your band of bottom feeders will continue as the minority.
1 year ago
C-
Where you been? Are our discussions over?
(I notice on other posts you talk about verbally kickin the s*** out of others...you aren't referring to moi, are you?)
1 year ago
Don't worry about that Stream. You deal above board. He only picks on the pond scum. Debate is ALWAYS welcome.
1 year ago
And, as far as I can tell, he's REALLY hungover. I know I don't feel much like debate (or sound, or light, or anything) in that state.
1 year ago
Gotcha
Thanks
1 year ago
stupid rum
1 year ago
Billy, same comment as previously made to canuck - what happened to radio silence? A couple of examples above. Not a man (or whatever) of your word, huh.
1 year ago
Come out of my shell. Want some, or just gonna go hide(aka, susanvi, leafforlife and who knows how many more). You can thank mr. douche. Now, if that's you, which I doubt, backfire. If it's not, you're on your own pinhead.
1 year ago
And billy, I think it's more pertinent that both you and canuck were very fond of both susanvi and leafforlife until you found out they were me. Your true feelings there are much more telling than my happening to choose these characters as aliases.
1 year ago
Wasn't even HERE for susan dick, and yes, I would stand up for someone getting picked on. Would you? Didn't think so. You're mom must be SO proud. Opportunistic weasel. Bet you stood behind your big brother and yelled insults.
1 year ago
Now if i did or didn't have a brother, older or younger, i would undoubtedly have been bigger than him per our prior discourse.
1 year ago
BTW, how many folks would stand up for YOU if you were going to leave. Speaks VOLUMES for the integrity of the majority here.
1 year ago
Noe then canuck, your vow to radio silence was explicit in naming Barney and me as the targets. In this post you said you hand't broken it asking for a cut and paste. Stick this up your ass form the recent robbery vid - it's your response to barney:

"Yeah, yeah.

Go back to sleep, kipper-sucker.

Nobody's listening. "

Proves 1) that you're a liar and 2) that you're wrong.
1 year ago
Wow dude, just wanted to rebuke you, not make you have a nervous breakdown. Sorry.
1 year ago
The only person that stood up for you was canuck. And, if you're bragging about some unknown person(s) on the internet standing up for you, well that's a sad reflection of your life.

You're obviously a little insecure feeling a need for example on a prior thread to say that you have a nice job, nice family, etc. You feel a need to provide personal facts to substantiate your worth since there's no self worht within.
1 year ago
You mean you didn't even take the time to read the posts by Randal, Mako and Pod. All of whom you aren't worthy of shining their shoes. NOW, come out and claim another alias. I DARE YA!
1 year ago
just came here yesterday and geez throbbstick your a bastard
1 year ago
He's a traffic warden in real life.

You know? One of the those guys who wanted to join the army. Failed.

Tried the police. They ran a psychological check. Failed.

Became a traffic warden so he could put tickets on badly parked cars.

Don't be nasty to him. He needs sympathy.

...or perhaps to be pink misted at 500 yards with a .50 Barret
1 year ago
welcome to the alia club billy/canuck. too obvious.
1 year ago
Man, you guys are fucking losers.
1 year ago
Thanks Rob.
1 year ago
Do you really think I'd be THAT obvious. Give me a little credit.
1 year ago
Interesting, you and cancuk were claiming less than a week ago that douche and I were one and the same. Now you're stating the obvious that we're not. I guess that's the closest we'll get to you/canuck admitting that you were wrong. C'mon, it's pretty clear in this case just like canuck with brekaing radio silence. Be a man an admit that you were wrong. Just this once, c'mon.
1 year ago
Throb, I NEVER said I'm always right. Go back and see if you can pull up any reference to that. Hey, I've even been willing to admit I've overreacted to personal attacks. So let's move on, all of us. Now as to the case of you and trentpoe, a further look at the connie vid (aside from your sick comments) bodes well for you two being one and the same.
1 year ago
i'm sry billy but all i'm hearing from you is noise. you should really stop it's getting kind of annoying canadians ha!!
1 year ago
Let's see, he claims to be in law enforcement, claims to have kids, and claims to be drunk on sunday afternoon and is bragging about it in a public forum. He's either lying about one or more of these things or he's a poor example to his kids. Either answer is sad.
1 year ago
What does that have to do with ME? You think if you insult him that automatically, because we're both from North of the border, that reflects on me? He's a big boy and can defend himself.
1 year ago
General note to all. If an American stands up for an American, that's patriotism.(Which some of of you are quick to say we Canadians have none) A Canadian stands up for a fellow Canadian............we're just making noise. How is this fair? I have just as much respect for anyone from anywhere until they prove me wrong. Is that so difficult to grasp? An asshole from anywhere is still an asshole.
1 year ago
Just dawned on me there Throb. YOU are preaching about morals? Give me the biggest f'n break allowed to man. You, who follow every post I make with something about my 6 year old daughter. You, who has made every single person who has posted anything positive on the "Connie's got talent" video want to wash off the scum. YOU, YOU are talking about someone being a poor example to their kids? You'll never have kids 'cause any women with a brain wont let you have sex with her. Go away, you are no longer welcome here. You, susanvi, leafforlife, trentpoe, bigd360 and all your other "friends".
1 year ago
oohhh so she's six... i was wondering how old she was, now that makes it perfect for a threeway with our other littler 6 yr old friend from the other video that you seem to love so much, since you keep refering to it. i still don't see why you think throb and i are one in the same, our posts may be on the same subject same little piece of ass but are different.
1 year ago
My sincerest apologies to anyone reading this. How could I forget our "British" corespondent. Barnsley, you can consider yourself an honourary pedophile too. Don't want anyone feeling left out you know. If any of the rest of you normal folks need proof, scan through the "Connie" comments. 'Nuff said.
1 year ago
Vile shit? And what are you speaking of Randall?
1 year ago
and if an American sticks up for a Canadian or canadian sticks up for an american , is this treason ??? i dare say not .

and if it is a crime,, then HANG me now !!!

HANG ME FROM A LARGE CANADIAN MAPLE TREE, OR HANG ME FROM A COLORADO PONDEROSA PINE!!! or you could hang me from a large canadian ponderosa pine or you could hang me from a american maple tree????

ENOUGH OF THAT..............ENOUGH.... THAT MY BLOOD BEING SPILT FROM THESE TREES THAT WE MAY.... IN THE WORDS OF THE GOOD REVEREND DOCTOR RODDNY KING, CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG ??/
(not to much though) to boring.


and if not then try keepin it to the not so mild insults that i thought were pretty funny ...
just knock off the pedophile bullshit !! its bad enough that shit actually happens!! that its now all over these pages as what..... a pay back??

ok point taken ........lets get back to the standard insults. douche is no longer writing that vile shit so how about the axis of lower road taken, stand down a tad ??


WHAT SAY YOU SON'S OF VIRGINIA !!!!! CHARRRRRGGEEEE

(fading)
shots fired ,smoke rises , sounds of rebbel yells. fade to black

1 year ago
See kids, why can't we all just get a bong, I mean along.
1 year ago
Thanks RF. Nice to hear from the "good guys". Time for sleep, busy day tomorrow. Best to you and yours. BC.
1 year ago
dam, dont you work in the morning dude?
1 year ago
nite all
1 year ago
anyone got a rope????
1 year ago
I agree with RF. I think the personal attacks are out of bounds guys.

I just have to say that some of the comments in this thread are the most vile disgusting things I have ever read. And I have done a lot of reading in my life.

Like Bill, it is making me want to leave Glumbert. It is not a pleasant experience to read these rancorous comments. I think Glumbert will need a moderator to police this stuff.

Where is the line of self policing? Well I would say don't type anything you would not want your children to read, and know that you wrote. OK?

(Sadly our emotions sometimes overcome the better angels of our nature)

Lets leave the rancor behind and get back to the fun stuff...

Ralph any comments?


1 year ago
It wouldn't bleed so bad, if I kept my finger out of there.
1 year ago
"my cat's breath smells like cat food"
1 year ago
Pod, such a shame you lost your "Wiggum"
1 year ago
It's OK. Ralph can still say things I can't.
1 year ago
Wrong again billy boy, I'm not trentpoe. Go back to the connie vid which you say proves it and read some of trent's earlier postings on the thread.

Per your statement above, so you're basically admitting that you're siding with canuck b/c you're both canadian versus siding with him on the merits of his arguments.
1 year ago
I'll keep this simple just for you Throb. Only you want to read your own wanderings about children so you can pleasure yourself later reading them when you feel like a BIG man. If you ever have kids, I feel ever so sorry...........for THEM.
1 year ago
i'm just another person who thinks it's fun to fuck with people i'll never meet... but then again even if we ever did meet i would still fuck with you about your nice six yr old daughter.
1 year ago
Trent, by "fuck with" you mean say stuff you would never say to anyones face, and by my daughter you mean you are a certifiable, arrest worthy, low life piece of crap......... well then..... I agree. Note to all. Any reference to pedophilia can be reported to Federal authorities. Oh, I bet they'll think it's funny as hell. Think about that one you sick bastards.
1 year ago
Well... that was entertaining! And I'm talking about all the vile comments above. Does anyone remember what vid we just watched? I'm getting back to that... I have a HORRIBLE phobia about clowns... can't look at them, OH NO! And Lord help me if I see one on TV! This vid was very hard for me to watch... had to force myself. I totally related to this poor woman, and I can't even tell you why I'm so afraid of clowns. Sigh...and I'm sure old enough to know better! I don't go to the circus either.... weird, huh?

And hey all you vicious people... be nice! It wouldn't kill ya, ya know? You're just a bunch of clowns! LMAO
1 year ago
make that two ropes...
1 year ago
In my homeland we do not float a dead clown down the Ganges. Not because it is against our beliefs, but they just don't sink, and it interferes with river traffic.
1 year ago
Now I was going to let this topic die, but since Billy brought it up again........Billy, all kidding asside, trent and I are just busting balls here, but you truly have a pedophilia problem. Is it that you know the law on the subject b/c you've simultaneously been father and predator? Why do you keep bringing the subject up when it's on its last legs? I wonder.
1 year ago
Throb, if it truly is on it's last legs, I will be most grateful. All kidding aside. You have to know that preying upon children is one of the worst things humanity has ever done. If you and the rest would be so kind as to move on, I would actually be quite grateful(and probably not waste so much server space on it) I would like to think that you are most likely a decent fellow. Please don't prove me wrong.
1 year ago
You have some reverse psychology going on there billy!?!?!
1 year ago
None, no BS.
1 year ago
Just for fun I typed in Throbstick into Google Search and look what came up -No kidding these are the first few links off the page - try it if you don't believe me!

Throbby you sick, revolting fuck. You've actually managed to out-porn the porn industry itself!!

Top marks for deviance my boy; no doubt the nice men from the interpol online police unit will be happily beating a path to your door! I for one, in this instance would happily allow for some extraordinary rendition, followed by a little anal intrusion just for you. With an M1A2 barrel.

glumbert.com - Tom Green gets pissedThrobstick, has been quite a busy little boy over there. Anyone who posts anything positive, he make sexual references about the little girl. ...
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Microsoft Wordthrobstick. 1 week ago. imagine tagging one of these from behind while having ... throbstick. 6 days ago. and tight. To post a comment, you need to login or ...
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1 year ago
It's really worth shutting up Throbby.

Really.
1 year ago
Hmm. I wonder with the generic and clearly sexual name that I've chosen here on glumbert if there are OTHER USES OUT ON THE WEB that having nothing to do with me moron.

For example, if you do a google on billboat, there are a ton of links. Do you think they're all related to the billboat here on glumbert you moron? Think before you type.
1 year ago
Oh you total tool...

LMFAO

I tried it Throbby. I got one link with Billboat and Glumbert. Suggest you do the same before attempting to engage brain and type.

YOU, no other Throbstick, JUST YOU, specifically in relation to Glumbert...

Nothing else pops up with such sad and sick certainty. All with peedy references attached. As I said, you out-porned the porn industry.

Bet your mamma's so proud of you. No doubt she'd cuddle you if she could reach through the bars

And you have the nerve to tell me to use better judgement after reading your posts above?

Nope not under my skin at all coz you're extremely easy to ignore. Dumb folk normally are.

Just sometimes they need a little reminder of how incredibly stupid they really are.

This was my little reminder to you. Now go bother your sister or whatever it is you like doing.
1 year ago
That's not what you said idiot. To quote, "I typed in Throbstick into Google Search". Nothing about specifically to Glumbert, but that's obviously all you came up with.

If I out-porned the porn industry, got you to take the time to search, and write lengthy, miandering paragraphs about it, well, quite simply, goal accomplished. In fact, I think I'm due a bonus for over-achieving.
1 year ago
Oh you muppet. Can't really believe I'm seeing this.

Those weren't meandering paragraphs - they were cut and pasted from the google search results when they came up. Like I said before and will say again S...L...O...W...L...Y. Try it and see for yourself...

Do you understand now because I don't really want to have to explain it again.

You DO know that my response to you won't continue past this point because if you don't understand by now then.... erm....seriously.... Good luck... you need it!
1 year ago
Meandering paragraph = the one after the cut and paste (among others). Nothing to understand. It's pretty clear. You said you did a google search. I commented on that. You then claimed it to be a glumbert specific google search. I pointed out that that's not what you originally said. Not sure why you're still confused.
1 year ago
he's confused b/c he's not use to being wrong about something, it scares him. he's just one of those cowards, you know the type the people who sucker punches somebody than says "i kicked that guys ass". he crawls out of nowhere leaves his comments then runs off like a little bitch. all b/c he's scared of someone like you proving him wrong. so since he never messeges you again he thinks he won. which he just clearly showed himself to be a coward.
1 year ago
Well now throb. He has kept quiet on the subject. Did he want to no longer look like he was rambling?
1 year ago
Aaaaaaahhhhh bless!

Little Larry, Moe and Curly are all cuddling up together here

Wasn't going to bother responding to you alone Throb but seems too good an opprtunity now you've taken the time to type responses in the names of your other aliases. Kills fwee little iddy biddy boyddies with one post

Are all 'three' of you are in the same room sitting in a line in front of your monitors, one hand on a mouse and the other in the lap of the one next to you?

I'm guessing Throbby's the one in the middle as he sounds the most needy, although useddouche may be the one who Throbby and Trent both... erm... use so perhaps he's the one being doublehanded?

(little shiver of revulsion and some sick rising in the back of my throat there - sorry... hack....phhtew... there... much better)

Not sure who seems to own the brain cell between you all. Perhaps you all share, or perhaps you've no need as you may be one and the same sad little individual.

6 foot 4 inches tall eh Throbby? 4.47 secs for a 40 yard dash? I think not my dear little delusional...

40 yards? Wow-wee! You've not much stamina have you?

Strikes me that you should cut quite a striking figure (if your posts bear any relationship to the truth - naaa... truth? Can't actually believe I countenanced that thought)

You'd probably look a little athletic even... hahahahahaha... oh no, I forgot...

...You need the ruffie to help you get laid. And that's reserved for the fat dumb trailer park chicks coz they're the only ones desperate enough to let you near them to administer the drug in the first place.

Any other women with anything about them.. I'm thinking a lady with an IQ greater than 40... eyes, two brain cells (and therefore double your intelligence) would sense fucktard from 50 yards never mind the 40 you claim to be able to cover so fast.

Your dire need for attention on this thread looks like a forlorn little child, shouting for someone....anyone to notice him...pleeeeeeease! Come baaaack...booohooo.... looove meeee....mwaaaaa!

Trentpoe so clearly an alias. Therefore you're worth zip diddly in the way of a response that will float your (Throbby's) shipworm riddled little boat or massage the fragile little 'ego' that Throbby or Bilebag already probably have their sweaty little hands on as we speak.

Bilebag. Possibly not an alias but you say so little of consequence that I'll just wait until you pop up and say something worth responding to - oddly you do sometimes seem to offer the odd funny.

Enjoy your three way (possibly Throbby solo) wank tryst and I welcome you spamming any future threads I post. At least it'll keep you busy reading other posts as well. Who knows... you might learn something.

Perhaps then we can get the brain cell to divide!

:-)

1 year ago
And even better, I've managed ot get udner the skin of mako!! perfect.

Also, to the point earlier, the topic was dying mako. Use better judgement and let it die.
1 year ago
LAST!
1 year ago
Not much in your cut and paste material there maaco. There's much juicier stuff out there. Don't short change me.
1 year ago
I suppose it's just to hard to stay the fuck away from clowns your whole life. They are EVERYWHERE.
1 year ago
If a cannible eats a clown. . . .













Does it taste funny?
1 year ago
Seriously though. . .

I remember when I was just a rookie, I was deathly afraid of hieghts. It was pretty bad too. In rookie school, we had to climb a 1951 American LaFrance Ladder Truck 109ft. About half way up I froze. I just remember hearing my father say that it's the same truck he was stationed on in '72. Scary because this was 1997!!!!!!!!!!! Not the safest way to learn. After a few climbs I wasn't as bad and now 10 years later I'm an operator on the 109ft. at my station...of course it's a 2005....

I don't know where this ties in with a fear of clowns, but she's got to get her shit together!
1 year ago
F.D. always gets my support. C'mon folks, who else makes a living saving your sorry ass? You guys just need to tone down the macho shit a smidge. You aren't ALL in the calendar.
1 year ago
Mako, Mako, Mako. Poor Mako. Frist of all, you're probably bitter b/c you're a jap living in the UK. How sad is that. Second, you're clearly frustrated with home life, your wife, and your kid. Is she really that ugly that you have to keep fantasizing about redsoxbitch here on Glumbert? And finally, how wrong you are (yet again) about aliases. Think about it, I've openly admitted my others when asked. Why would I change doing that when it's so easy to create one. I think you may have taken over from cancuk re: long, winding posts tha slowly go nowhere. Do you even know what a forty yard dash is?? Do you know there are 6'6", 245lb guys that can do it in under 4.5?? Don't imagie 245 looking like you at 245 -remember, you're only 5'4". Guess that's one fo the downsides of being a jap. You short fat bastard. I honestly feel sorry for you.
1 year ago
No wonder your wife has the german shepherd fuck the shit out of her while you're at work emptying port-a-johns
1 year ago
Come to think of it, that's probably why the kids call your daughter an ugly mutt.
1 year ago
To the tune of 'Turning Japanese'

"Throb thinks I'm turning Japanese, he really thinks I'm Japanese, he really think sooooo... turning Japanese etc etc...

Ooooh 6'6" Oooh 245lb Oooo 4.47 40 yards dash.

Oooooh well done. Did you get a little rosette for that? I guess in your mind you did. Coz I know for sure you're really, really talking the truth about who you are. LMFAO

Come to think of it you're probably redsox as well.

Two women as an alias eh? Hmmm. Says a lot about your desires in life.

I remember working in a builders merchants when this sooo obvious transvestite walked in requested a load of 2 by 4, cement and a bunch of other stuff

Fuckin hilarious it was.

Was that you Throbby?

The tranny was a big girl too.

Like the german shepard stuff. Daughter stuff was a little unoriginal but not altogether unexpected - your preference for anything to do with kids will always spill out.

Guess it's coz you can't get any real women in your life eh?

Never mind, just get that ruffie bottle refilled again and have another go mate - am sure there's a fat trailer parker with your name on her glistening cellulite thighs just waiting to be drugged so you can take her back to your place and loose your virginity.

Best make sure your moms out tho. You know what she was like when she last caught you wanking into her underwear drawer.

Bet she didn't tell you she was watching you for a few minutes before she said anything tho...
1 year ago
Ah, the good old mother jokes. Speaking of original...

Never said I was 6'6'' or 245 lbs. Read again - I said there are people that size that can run the 40 in less that 4.5. Please read carefully before commenting in the future. It will avoid embarassment for sure.

Turning japanese? Might be a mistake just like you pegging me as trent and douche?

Who are the two women aliases again? I'll give you susanvi, but leafforlife, c'mon. Wrong yet again. There's a pattern here that every paragraph of yours has at lease one false statement. Perhaps you were hoping leafforlife was a gay woman? I won't even bother to go there.

Your daughter ... if you're stupid enough to put personal facts out here, then you should expect some stick about it.

Seems like you know a little too much about the ruffie. Some personal experience there? Perhaps a big fella used it on you?
1 year ago
Erm no mention of leafforlife.

I said redsox you poor illiterate fool. Freudian slip there?

So now we have leafforlife AND susanvi AND redsox. That's three little female aliases for you now...

Apparently it's quite easy to get on a gender reassignment program you know Throbby?

It'll probably be the beginning of the end of all that pain you've been feeling throughout your life.
1 year ago
Keep up with the program Mako. I identified Susanvi and Leafforlife as aliases many threads ago. That's not news. Things a little too fast paced for you here? Alas, redsoxbitch is not mine. Didn't you also claim on another thread recently that a canuck variant was mine? Well one thing about you - consistency - in that you continue to have a least one false statement in every post. Clue: when I create an alias, it's to set someone up, e.g., the original susanvi post set up canuck then pulled the rug from under him. If there doesn't seem to be an end game, it's probably not me - though it seems that you're thinking about me a lot. Perhaps you need a session or two with the family german shepherd? to re-focus?
1 year ago
So you do like to have female aliases? Interesting

Guess it's better for you to post under aliases than it is for you to post as Throbby coz that way you might actually get people to interact with you online right?

The choice of female alias is simply your own, for your own private reasons.

That's ok I guess.

Across the board it appears that if you come on as throbby you seem to be instantly dismissed the majority of the time so I fully understand why you do it.

Never mind eh! Get yourself to the gender counselling sooner rather than later...

Bye bye now! :-p
1 year ago
Well, given that they're all aliases - including yours - what does that mean?

I'm not looking for interaction - just looking to shock and piss the people off that take the site too seriously. Been quite successful don't you think!!!!
1 year ago
Fair point but seriously, why bother with the aliases?

Maybe I'm not getting it but if you wanna shock then just do it under your own alias surely?

To be fair you HAVE come up with a couple of funnies and I reckon they're a better way of getting to people than simply posting comments which boil down to stating "X is a fag" or "Y is a wanker".

Not sure it really pisses people off as much as it makes them feel you can't say anything with wit or humour.

The peedy jokes are obviously gonna rile people (some more than others) and whether you wanna use them or not is up to you.

I laugh at your comments (in a good way seriously!) sometimes but other times they seem to reflect a lack of imagination. Honestly. That's not meant to be a dig or any way superior, I just know you can come up with better!

That's all really.
1 year ago
why the hell does everyone think i'm an alias just b/c i post during the week???? and throb isn't posting at the same time? i don't know about all of you who are assuming this but i see you guys on here a lot more than i am... and you say me and my "friends" don't have lives except glumbert, i'm sry to say but it seems like you all don't. i have shit to do on my weekends so i never post on weekends cuz i'm never on. but i do get a really good laugh when i do get back on this site. i guess you just can't get through your thick heads (the ones above your shoulders) that there are more people out there, like myself, throb, douche, and whoever else posts things just to piss people off.

mako 100
"Best make sure your moms out tho. You know what she was like when she last caught you wanking into her underwear drawer.

Bet she didn't tell you she was watching you for a few minutes before she said anything tho..."

was this from personal experiance??? it sounds like you have been through this before. experiment much????
1 year ago
No changing them on that Trent. If we did post at the same time, they'd say we/me/you were just logging in and logging out. If we're not on at the same time, then we must be the same person. But...really...who cares! Only you and I/I and I/you and you know for sure ;)
1 year ago
yup.
1 year ago
Time for a Xanax lady.....

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