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WHAT A CUTE VIDEO...FOR ME TO POOP ON! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

(It must be a Mexican.)

With all that taco grease, they get real slippery.

My uncle in Africa had a few dogs that did the same. Unfortunately for them the cats were bigger.

I agree Surfergirl. We had a Beagle when I was a kid, and the thing would escape on a regular basis. We still never figured out some of her escape routes. She wasn;t in a little cage either , a big grassy run , with a heated doghouse.

awww..it's cause they're smart.

huh?

Another classic war movie that would fit:


"The Beagle Has Landed"

Brilliant!

What about the Christopher Walken classic 'The Dogs of War'!

No, no, looks more like Ralf and Herbie bustin loose to go down town....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCd2hcFhWdE

Dog Day Afternoon

(Pacino...)

staw dogs, Hoffman

Wag the dog. Also Hoffman

Reservoir Dogs

(.......Kietel, Tarantino, Roth, Buscemi, et al)

Half the guys i give money to are smarter than the dog but the other half aren't as smart as the other half of the guys that are smarter than the dog that you also give money to but are smarter than the half the guys who you give money to who aren't as smart as the dog.

But the other half of the guys i give money to are also not as smart as the dog but are smarter than the other half you give money to who are not as smart as the dog, but my half of guys who are smarter than the dog are not as smart as the other half of my guys who are slightly gay

the slightly gay guys are smarter than dog but no where near as smart as the slightly straight guys you don't pay money to.

Skid, you token-up?

To proclaimed the self proclaimed outsider, oops "maverick", McCain who can't even remember how many palaces he owns, and has never received a paycheck that wasn't from the US government, America is doing great.

Tax breaks if you're rich, massive de-regulation that permits for legal theft by large corporations, weakened labor standards that transformed the "workers" of America into peasants, tax payer support for mismanaged corporations until the wealthy can get out, huge profits for big oil in exchange for sex and cash at the Dept. of interior, weakened environmental standards that allow Americas sequestered wealth to be transformed into cash for the elite, rampant taxpayer subsidized outsourcing of US labor under the guise of "free trade", etc.

McCain is the champion of de-regulation and "free trade" (outsourcing).

And don't forget that Washington wanted to have everyone's Social Security in the "Market", well if they had achieved (in their great wisdom) that task, where would that money be now. Yep it would have been another transfer of the meager assets of the average American into the pockets of the elite.

Of course de-regulation comes with the typical dipping into the taxpayers pockets, and will there will be $50 Billion for the big three automakers?:
http://money.cnn.com/2008/09/04/news/economy/automakers_Congress/index.htm?postversion=2008090411

I guess its time for the McCain / Palin campaign to change the subject, and start discussing the "Sanctity of Marriage". Why don't they do that? Oh yea, I know why.

cause Mc's also a wife cheater!

Yeah I really love how the media refers to unregulated energy trade as "dark trading". Yeah we in the real world have another name for it, "the black market".

Speaking of 500 billion dollars......that's how much the American taxpayer lost YESTERDAY, with the bankruptcy of Lehmans.

But according to McSame....it's all still good.

Everything's A-OK.

last time i checked...the dumbocrats were running congress...you know. the ones that dream up the laws and oversee regulation (like airline security pre 911)... so why don't you oxygen thieves start placing blame across the board..what you think Osama is smart enough to fix this??? pfft Loaning money to stupid people = bad debt (this makes the Chinese pretty stupid but that's a story to be written.... soon)

Are you for real?

You're blaming 9/11 on the Democrats???

You're blaming the latest economic crisis on the Democrats??

Just where the fuck do YOU think the buck should stop, exactly?

Or have you absolved that idiot currrently in the White House of ALL responsibility??

The math is pretty goddamn simple:

You vote for the one who at least CAN promise change for the better, and is NOT carrying around corrupted baggage of any previous management.....or you vote for a tired, old compulsive-lying hack who HAS BEEN part of the problem for the past 8 years, and brings NOTHING new to the table.

What is it about that math that can't seem to sink into that cement head of yours?

If you wanna vote for the crooked ol' bastard....go right ahead.

But just stop and think, before you play the goddamn Blame-Game.

And what is it exactly, anyways, with your type who love to interpose "Osama" with "Obama"? Huh? Is that ALL you deluded, flag-waving, right-wing loudmouths have left? Is that IT? Nothing else?

Good.

Consider yourself fortunate I'M not running for position of being The Man. First thing I'D do, is initiate a complete cleansing of all of the The Simpletons.....

like yourself.

The Stupid and Ignorant would all be wiped out.

Overnight.

And a brand new day would shine.

C'mon Canuck, you didn't even mention how all these overzealous flag waving neo-nutzies want a VP/President-on-deck `who has a history of secessionism in the family. Now that's a statement of national unity ALL Americans can hold their hand to their chest to... Let's see the flag on the bitches lapel...

Actually, Sinking, I did mention her seccessionist past, under the Sarah Palin/Bush Doctrine thread.

Amongst all her other antics.

canuck....when you are at work tomorrow in your little dilbert cubicle, in-between posting to glumbert and masterbating... say this to your self:
I AM WEE TODD DID
I AM SOFA KING
WEE TODD DID
Wait 15 seconds then say it again...louder...repeat this process until someone throws something at you

Can you see a small Korean butcher trying to cut up a cow, give them a break, dogs are smaller.

gymyg: LOL

I'm never going to be able to retire, this sucks, between 9-11-01 and now I've loss $290-320K. I could kill myself and collect that, oh, that doesn't work, time to get insurance on the ex.

Jim, watched Fargo again the other night , you could always kidnap the wife, you never know it might go horrible horrible wrong and you get her back!

horribly* apologies for my consistent typo's, i know my english sucks, i was dragged up on a council estate, you're lucky i'm not in prison! but i did get the maths price at 11! before algebra got heavy

Never in your life time .They will have a sharpshooter taking aim at you for saying that. Then tell every one you were trying to kill your wife. LOL

They may have been right!!! as long as i get my shot in!

But Jim she's a good old Hockey mom ,

I know american politics is under the spot light, but us Brits are having a whale of a time, Gordon Brown is under extreme pressure, with the labour party looking for a new leader, it's run around time !

Token up? only in my teen years, the twenties were class A's then my thirties are just indian curries

i'm not half the man i was but twice the man i wasn't

Have you noticed that shit bag Phil Gramm's usually always tied to the bank sor hedge firms that go tits up? Ah boy, he's McCains financial advisor....... you guy's accepting citizens, I'm willing to forget that silly old "Boston Tea" thing....

You all know that Mc was into the savings & loan thing back when, back when 50 cent = 47 cent that now ='s 14 cents, just went down to 11 cent, shit went to 8 cent,,,out of ink////////

Well, it COULD have been full of Manson scat. Consider yourself lucky!

I don't know.. and my head hurts. I can't take it anymore. Bush, Osama, Hillary, McCain, Palin, oil, hurricanes, republicans, democrats, Dr. Phil... God damnit, this is royally fucked up. No wonder people commit suicide.

Awwww, lighten up woodchuck. It can't be THAT bad... can it?

It's not like Obama knows anything, either.

We are royally fucked.

Awwww, c'mon Wolfie!

Don't you think you're being a bit off-base here?

Look, I fully appreciate and understand what you're saying, okay? But let's get some perspective: have you seen the video clip above? I mean....you can only discuss/debate/comment about a clip of a dog in a shed for so long....y'know? Make a few wisecracks about it, throw in a few dog jokes.....and it's pretty well cooked. But when it comes to issues like politics, religion, economics, etc......well, jeez.....there's NO END to the fodder. And if you get a half-way sensible individual you can spar with, regardless of whether you agree with them or not....then it can make for some lively 'blogging'.

Having said all of that....can I ask YOU a question?

How come you went out of your way to single out people engaging in "political commentary" and question its "usefulness" and put THEM under a microscope......but no mention of the pure hatred some people hereabouts have slung around, with NO purpose other than to hack someone to bits? Am I taking to mean that you think one is better than the other? I am NOT trying to be a wise-ass here ( I seem to recall you and I had some fairly decent exchanges way-back-when), rather I'm honestly curious as to how you came to prioritize these two issues, and why.

Don't get me wrong....I've slung my fair-share of acidic barbs around here, and sometimes in a most venomous manner.....BUT......the difference is that in the majority of cases, I am backing up a particular viewpoint of mine, usually in retaliation against the nutjobs that crawl outta the woodwork. But to 'hate' for hates sake?

Anyways...as I've said....no slight intended here.

Just honestly curious as to why you'd feel that way.

Regards,

C.

P.S. Wolfie?

I'm anticipating a fair amount of SENSIBLE Glumberters to weigh in, on this topic, as I think you've brought up an excellent point, which can make for some stimulating discourse.

However......

did you see our present dog-video clip above?

Well, watch and see how many of the established rabid attack-dogs come out NOW, as a result of this issue being raised.

perfect

I just can't bring myself to get involved in the whole political discussion thing. I get so depressed, I just want to strangle Beagles....

x.x

This is all a rersult of Republi-goon economic policy for the last 8 years.

Simple as that.

*result

F**K I need more meds. I'm doing my taxes right now, I know it's late, I have some coming back and I need the $600 to pay the dentist who will not accept a cow.
All the flatlanders who own little vacation cabins in the hilltown are going to be hurting, they'll sell the big SUV for a smaller one, stop eating only grass feed beef, and buy their wine in boxes. Poor souls.

Is the dentist a female, perchance?

Sweet mother of... I would say 'Bad Day at the Office' can be considered viral now.

AIG falls 42% in cash scramble:
http://money.cnn.com/2008/09/16/news/companies/AIG/index.htm?postversion=2008091610

AIG Sets Base Salary, Bonus Target For New CEO Robert Willumstad:
http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/news/article.asp?docKey=600-200807210001INVTRENDFINANCE__88035-6QUG9DR648VQNH7MD1LAUDFV2A¶ms=timestamp||07/21/2008%2012:01%20AM%20ET||headline||AIG%20Sets%20Base%20Salary%2C%20Bonus%20Target%20For%20New%20CEO%20Robert%20Willumstad||docSource||Investrend||provider||ACQUIREMEDIA||realtedsyms|||US%3BAIG|US%3BC&symbol=C

Good luck Amigo.

Yeah, I know. I would rather talk about the latest batch of noobs to get pwned in a match of Halo, personally. But that's just me. ;)

Not commenting on the video is what Glumbert is about. It has never been about the video. Is there a video? Oh yes the dog thing. I thought the dog was quite clever.

I guess we could have the 8 year old posters that ran the site for most of the summer, discussing their genitals, and their feces, and who they were going to put it in, or on... Anyway, I really didn't get that stuff, but nobody seemed offended by that.

But each to their own, I prefer to read something more important.

if that what you want then try CNN.COM or something like it. might be more to your obviously mature level????????

I see from your profile that you arrived 2 months ago. If you take the to peruse the rest of Glumbert you will see that the bulk of comments are never about the video. I hear that Youtube has videos, and lots of comments.

IMO most of us who have been here since the beginning of Glumbert, like it here, because we like the discussions, the odd comments, and the humor.

Perhaps your impression of the site was skewed by the summer posters who were an abhorrent deviation into the Youtube type banter, that had nothing to do with the videos either.

I guess that certain sites acquire characteristics over time, and Glumbert has the history of challenging banter.

I guess if I didn't like the smell of sheep, I wouldn't move to New Zealand.

Just a viewpoint.

Why is it that you little deviants compain about 'ploitical discussions'.....but have no problem with assholes around here simply tossing mud at one another?

And STILL none of you little retards can (or will) answer that one little, itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny little question.

Speaks volumes.

Gawd, you really are a fucking nut.

No wonder you like getting a good shit-kicking.

Gawd, you really are a fucking nut.

No wonder you like getting a good shit-kicking.

You were.

And you will be again.

Fuck your lawyers.

You can run.....but you'll never be able to hide, scumbag.

Ever.

Enjoy my response.

It was my last to you.

Good one.

You fucked up, and exposed one of your stupid aliases, and had me responding to that name.

Oh well.

You'll screw up again.

One down....maybe a dozen more (at least) to go.

Know what?

I'm actually going to reply to THIS post. Know why? Because it's one of the very few posts you've made that has MINIMAL mudslinging, invective and silly insulting attacks. Those kinds of posts are always hard to resist for me, in all honesty.

So here goes:

I am NOT a "bully", contrary to what you may think. I DO have my own personal opinions, re: the criminal subculture (and they are not positive), but I do NOT "bully" them. Anytime I have to put my hands on a prisoner, it's always with just cause, and according to the parameters of my duties. You either believe that...or you don't. Either way, I care not. So, you can bellyache and feel sorry for all the cop-killers, rapists, child molestors and drug dealers you want or whether or not "heaven will help them". That's fine. Most folks, however, will probably have more sympathy/empathy for their victims, of which YOU seem to lack.

You say that all of this....all of US here.....we do this this because it's supposed to be "fun".

Well.....is that "fun" according to YOUR definition? JUst what is "fun" to YOU? BY your own admission many times, all you've done is bitch, scream, piss and moan about wanting more people to "attack-attack-attack", or have shown that you just want to wallow in a cesspool of baser human sludge. Is THAT what YOU mean by "fun"? I bet you that I could sit here and reel off every kind of insult, put-down and throat-cutting barb at you, and you'd get off on it, and think it was "fun"; BUT....if I either ignore you (or threaten to), or I go off on a political or social tangent.....you get infuriated.

That sound normal to you? Do YOU sound NORMAL to YOU?

Plus...you have it backwards:

When I decide to apply the concept of "radio silence" to anyone, it's not because I'm ANGRY, or UPSET, or REALLY WORKED UP, or have become PISSED OFF.....rather, it's purely and simply that they have got to the stage where they have NOTHING new to offer when engaged with me, and I've simply become.....bored. Bored with THEM; Bored with what they POST; bored of their childish inability to get past a juvenile urge to simply sling names in a playground. B-O-R-E-D.

So, please....do NOT think I'm initiating radio silence with you, because you've "gotten to me", or because you've "worked me up", or because you think you've "pissed me off". Please.......don't.

Because you have NOT earned that kind of credit with me, and you give yourself WAY too much of it. There's nothing worse than someone elevating themselves to an un-earned position.

Look..I'll let you in on a little secret:

I want you to look at this list of names, ok? Have a REAL good look at them.

Mitercut, Chaz, Randalflagg, Podman, Arseface, Skidmarks, The Bug, Gymyg, Goldbarb, Rizamoon, Surferbum22, Mako100 and maybe another one or two.

Now.....have I or will I ever meet these people? Probably not (although I'd love to). BUT.....they all have a BIG thing in common with ME:

By virtue of reading their posts, seeing them express their thoughts/opinions/ideas and having conversed with them for so long now (at even disagreeing with some of them at times)....THEY have reached that level of credit with ME. I can honestly tell you, with one-hundred-percent sincerity, that if any of THEM suddenly came out and launched an attack at me with both barrels loaded in the style of so many of the dregs that have been been present lately.....it would bother me. It would bother me to the point where I'd go through the rest of the day in a funk. I'd be wondering, "Oh man. Why'd I have to go and piss them off? What a fuckin' dufus I can be".

Shit, I'll even give my old nemises Throbstick a probationary pass in that club, mostly because he executed an act in the end, that proved that I gave this man far less credit than I should have, and in the end, came out a bigger person than I (although, I did kind of enjoy thinking of him being the Professor Moriarty to my Sherlock Holmes....but oh well. He ruined it. Rascal.)

That sound like I'm a "bully" to you?

Or does it sound like YOU'RE too punch-drunk?

Either way.....give it a rest.

Go have your style of "fun" with someone else. Youtube is always a great venue for that.

"..........and a lot don't agree with you ."

And you base this on......what?

Substitute the words "a lot", for "a few".......and you'll be closer to being more correct.

".......criminals are mentally challenged, lazy,and or have birth defects that were caused by their mothers having a drug or alcohol problem."

That goes beyond so far beyond the ridiculous and asinine, I can't even begin to comment on it. Not gonna bother.

Like I said....not a "bully"....or even a "racist".

My whole point was that you've always gotten off on people being nasty to one another on this site, and many times even instigated it. Now, though, you seem to be changing your tune. If it's not fun for you to read any of the blogs hereabouts, you have several options: you can comment on them; you can ignore them; you can go elsewhere.

But fuck sakes....just stop being a pain in the fucking ass.

As for "not agreeing with me".....many of the names I've mentioned above have disagreed with me (and I with them) at some point or other.......but it's all still good between us. But we're still civil. So there goes THAT theory.

Like I said, sport.....you just don't cut it.