His swing was all wrong. He needs to keep his arms straight and hit through with his shoulders, rather than chopping at it. Than he wouldve saved his bag.
I played golf once, but my enormous penis kept catching the club on the downswing. But putting was fun. I just used my dong on the greens and although I didn't hole much, the members had something to talk about in the club house!
When driving from an elevated tee, make your swing plane just a little more flat, thus eliminating unnecessary high flight. Swing through the ball, using a slightlly stronger grip. Then throw yourself off the cliff you pathetic tard.
Golf is a game for slightly obssessive people. Fucking is for real people. I am a champion fucker - ask anyone!
I might fuck someone for hours and then say "How about a game of golf?" NOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!
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