The Most Grusome Claymation EVER!


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3 months ago
I NEVER DID LIKE THIS CLAY STUFF!!
3 months ago
it was better than the book.
3 months ago
Wallace and Gromit is a bit cuter :)
3 months ago
FIRST
3 months ago
Not quite.. but good effort on your part... Now go fly a kite and get out of my face.
3 months ago
That was awesome. Zombies rule.
3 months ago
Maids with chainsaws rule!!
3 months ago
Dad was bit and is gonna turn. Thought that would be the ending.
3 months ago
But this is a claymation. The people that made this aren't SMART enough to think of such an obvious ending.
3 months ago
There can always be a sequel...
3 months ago
I was hoping the maid was going to stip, I'll be playing with my clay in the bathroom.
3 months ago
gym!! How are you!?
3 months ago
Right now, I'd guess he's busy.
3 months ago
OH NO ! BE CAREFUL GYM !

Apparently there has arrived an alien species determined to subjugate the clay crowd.

Science speculates it may be an order of pseudolife closely related to Playdo, which can successfully mimic true clay beings except for certain notable behavioral glitches:

-Playdoites tend to walk stiffly, and do not blink (not an effective i.d. feature when among CEO's, CFO,s and Canadians)

-Playdoites bleed profusely (not an effective i.d. feature among denizens of Detroit, L.A., NYC, and areas of Boston, Chicago, Toronto, eastern Europe, and the entire continents of Asia and Africa).

-Pladoites spew semi-solid substances just before sleeping (not an effective i.d. feature in any college dorm area, or Ireland).

-Pladoites like French Maids (not particularly distinctive amongst those of the male persuasion).

-Playdoites tend to murder clay folk....actually, not even this is particular to the Playdoites, witness poor Mr. Bill, a national atrocity that seems to recur regularly.

So, gym....be carefull...and get the hell out of the bathroom - that clay maid is nothing but trouble !

(apologies to all I may have offended in jest....but just in case, I'm not publishing my home address anytime soon).
3 months ago
Play-doites also remember tasting the stuff because it smelt nice only to end up realizing that salt was obviously a major ingredient

Clay was for the paupers anyway
3 months ago
sorry gymyg ;-)
3 months ago
hullloooooooo?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n1 home??!!!! Growl!~ where is everyone? i'm bored....
3 months ago
Wow, The maid really cleaned house!!

That was such a pretty blue they used for the brains.
3 months ago
WOW. That was a bit disturbing.
3 months ago
That was actually a very interesting video.

Sure, it may seem gruesome to some (or even pointless), but I dunno: I tend to look at the creativity involved. Considering how time-consuming stop-motion animation usually is, this must have taken one helluva long time to compose. Plus, I think the attention to detail was phenomenal.

Still, though......the Dad shoulda turned into a zombie after he was bit.

That's Basic Zombie Rule #4.

Any horror buff knows THAT.

In general....it was quite a unique video creation.
3 months ago
Canuky, you are so wrong that is rule 3587 paragraph F.
If you were a claymation aficionado you would know the following rule number ONE they do not use play dough like our friend Chaz thinks .
They use the English product called Plasticine . Like you that I think it was quite entertaining and wonderfully gruesome.
Where are all the new arseholes how come they don't comment on this in their usually stupid ignorant childish ways . Cheers .are you enjoying the summer?
3 months ago
The new arseholes must be back to school
3 months ago
Is Diary of the Dead worth the time to watch? Anyone? I mean, it can't be as good as this zombie flick, clearly, but worth $2.95 and 90 minutes of my life?
3 months ago
ZOMG the father was bitten she should have killd him too!
3 months ago
cut your crap canuck, your a tool!
3 months ago
Hey hey hey!

In Canada we have a thriving film industry. Over the last five years, the National Film Board has released four feature-length movies, namely -

A Mountie Mounts an Elk
Snow in my Foreskin
Innuit Love Calls
Celine goes to Baghdad

Each of these examines, in its own way, the complex and intriguing relationship between the Canadian people and their US neighbors. I personally have small cameo roles in two of these films, as "The Elk" in A Mountie Mounts an Elk and "Miss Dion's hairdresser" in Celine Goes to Baghdad.
I also auditioned for the lead role in Snow in My Foreskin, but the makers decided instead to offer it to some jumped-up little turd from Vancouver with a lisp and flat feet. Bitter? Moi? Mais non!

What people like you, Nicko, have to understand is that although I may be a bit of a "tool", my thespian background gives me a keen insight into many aspects of modern life, including international affairs, the race for the White House, police interrogation techniques, underwater flag raising and inter-species cunnilingus.

God save Canada! God save the World!
3 months ago
looooooooool
3 months ago
FYI: Just in case you have assets in these:

Meanwhile, billionaire investor Wilbur Ross told "Squawk Box" that a thousand banks could fail before the financial crisis is over.

"Not very big ones necessarily," he said. "But a thousand banks is going to be a lot."

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/bbdp/is-credit-crisis-only-halfway-through/138091?icid=100214839x1208057041x1200431264
3 months ago
Drivel - well, maybe not COMPLETE drivel. Quite amusing in a stupid sort of way.
For really amusing, see the new canuck above. Sorry canuck, but you've got to laugh, surely?
3 months ago
Arse, I'll say this:

There have been many, MANY posters on here I've thought were funny, either by way of a protracted anecdote or even by a "hit-and-run" quip, and out of those....quite a few have been made by lame-brains with whom I've had harsh exchanges with; when I think they've elicited something that makes me chuckle, I'll say so (and quite honestly, I might add), regardless of past salvos exchanged. Humor is like that, isn't it? Very subjective.

In the case of this latest individuals attempts at same, who knows? Maybe I would find it "amusing" if in his struggle he chose an original name of representation; or if he didn't lace his stupid anecdotes with broad swipes intended to provoke a reaction out of ME; or if he did his homework and got some of his very BASIC facts straight; or even if he truly IS/WAS just funny.

Some folks might consider the things he says to be amusing, and that's fair game. All the power to him and them.

But based on past observation hereabouts of similar patterns, here's my prediction of how this will pan out:

He'll keep signing on with that same, stupid variation of my name; the ONLY thing he'll have to offer, is the same-old-same-old stereotyped Canuck-related gags; there will be nothing new; nothing original; just the same thing, ad nauseum.

The final chapter will be folks hereabouts getting bored with the whole routine, saying "Ok-ok-ok....that's nice....give it a rest already...we get it! Enough with the fixation awready."

Think I'm wrong?

Watch and see.
3 months ago
P.S.

In certain specific cases, I ALWAYS leave a footprint of intimidation.

It is VERY possible to see this observation unfold.

Like I said above.....just sit back......and watch.
3 months ago
I want to see the dad do the maid doggy style
3 months ago
Nice to see children's hour has decided on a more contemporary program schedule
3 months ago
Nice:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080818/wl_canada_afp/canadaafghanistanunrestaidtalibanthreat_080818004458

Good to see we've pissed off/intimidated others, as well (even to the point where they're sending out scarrrry, threatening letters).

Fuck'em, I say.
3 months ago
Hey hey hey!
Goooood morning bros!

I just got back from my weekly appointment with my shrink, and he says he's VERY pleased with the progress I've been making. In fact, he reckons I'll need just another 800 sessions to get the anger management thing right. And then we start on the voices.
It's hard sometimes to work out which of them are really there and which I'm imagining, but I'm pretty sure the ones that tell me to save the world are real. I mean, that can only be a good thing, surely, eh?
Anyways, to get back to the anger management. I got some help from my shrink with the last post I made about humor. He says I was "a model of self restraint" and if I could carry that attitude over into my dealings with prisoners then I'd be at least 20% on the road to a full recovery.
But it's hard - real hard - to control the urges when some scumball, lily-livered 10 year old kid throws his gum on the sidewalk. I mean, he deserves a goos thrashing with the night stick, don't he? Specially if he don't call me MISTER Canuck.
See ya later all.
God save Canada!!
God save the Universe!!
3 months ago
"goos thrashing" has been outlawed.

Get your facts straight.

Pea brain.
3 months ago
Canvck1963: You%u2019re much too cleaver to be wasting your time putting comments on this website. It%u2019s the same half-dozen names over and over again. Think about it; there are five billion people on the planet and the same six or seven on glumbert every day (minute?) trying to secure the first post under their name. I%u2019m not sure, but it seems to me that the first poster would either have to have been a coincidence or more probably, somebody that sits on the website daily and is constantly pushing the refresh button until a new video has been posted and they finally hit the JACKPOT %u2013 the coveted %u201Cfirst post%u201D. I think that%u2019s sad. Taking a few minutes a day too watch the videos is interesting, but spending your time (life) trying to be the first to poster %u2013 weird. I had to say it. You%u2019re better.
3 months ago
Where the end of the video ?? Where the father AND the maid turn into a zombie and kill the little girl ?
3 months ago
That sucked... this claymation is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtoI1ukICdk
3 months ago
Sorry guys, this is fake. And don't argue with me. I know fake when I see it. I have a trained eye.

Wait, didn't I just read this somewhere?

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