Apparently there has arrived an alien species determined to subjugate the clay crowd.
Science speculates it may be an order of pseudolife closely related to Playdo, which can successfully mimic true clay beings except for certain notable behavioral glitches:
-Playdoites tend to walk stiffly, and do not blink (not an effective i.d. feature when among CEO's, CFO,s and Canadians)
-Playdoites bleed profusely (not an effective i.d. feature among denizens of Detroit, L.A., NYC, and areas of Boston, Chicago, Toronto, eastern Europe, and the entire continents of Asia and Africa).
-Pladoites spew semi-solid substances just before sleeping (not an effective i.d. feature in any college dorm area, or Ireland).
-Pladoites like French Maids (not particularly distinctive amongst those of the male persuasion).
-Playdoites tend to murder clay folk....actually, not even this is particular to the Playdoites, witness poor Mr. Bill, a national atrocity that seems to recur regularly.
So, gym....be carefull...and get the hell out of the bathroom - that clay maid is nothing but trouble !
(apologies to all I may have offended in jest....but just in case, I'm not publishing my home address anytime soon).
Sure, it may seem gruesome to some (or even pointless), but I dunno: I tend to look at the creativity involved. Considering how time-consuming stop-motion animation usually is, this must have taken one helluva long time to compose. Plus, I think the attention to detail was phenomenal.
Still, though......the Dad shoulda turned into a zombie after he was bit.
That's Basic Zombie Rule #4.
Any horror buff knows THAT.
In general....it was quite a unique video creation.
Canuky, you are so wrong that is rule 3587 paragraph F.
If you were a claymation aficionado you would know the following rule number ONE they do not use play dough like our friend Chaz thinks .
They use the English product called Plasticine . Like you that I think it was quite entertaining and wonderfully gruesome.
Where are all the new arseholes how come they don't comment on this in their usually stupid ignorant childish ways . Cheers .are you enjoying the summer?
Is Diary of the Dead worth the time to watch? Anyone? I mean, it can't be as good as this zombie flick, clearly, but worth $2.95 and 90 minutes of my life?
In Canada we have a thriving film industry. Over the last five years, the National Film Board has released four feature-length movies, namely -
A Mountie Mounts an Elk
Snow in my Foreskin
Innuit Love Calls
Celine goes to Baghdad
Each of these examines, in its own way, the complex and intriguing relationship between the Canadian people and their US neighbors. I personally have small cameo roles in two of these films, as "The Elk" in A Mountie Mounts an Elk and "Miss Dion's hairdresser" in Celine Goes to Baghdad.
I also auditioned for the lead role in Snow in My Foreskin, but the makers decided instead to offer it to some jumped-up little turd from Vancouver with a lisp and flat feet. Bitter? Moi? Mais non!
What people like you, Nicko, have to understand is that although I may be a bit of a "tool", my thespian background gives me a keen insight into many aspects of modern life, including international affairs, the race for the White House, police interrogation techniques, underwater flag raising and inter-species cunnilingus.
Drivel - well, maybe not COMPLETE drivel. Quite amusing in a stupid sort of way.
For really amusing, see the new canuck above. Sorry canuck, but you've got to laugh, surely?
There have been many, MANY posters on here I've thought were funny, either by way of a protracted anecdote or even by a "hit-and-run" quip, and out of those....quite a few have been made by lame-brains with whom I've had harsh exchanges with; when I think they've elicited something that makes me chuckle, I'll say so (and quite honestly, I might add), regardless of past salvos exchanged. Humor is like that, isn't it? Very subjective.
In the case of this latest individuals attempts at same, who knows? Maybe I would find it "amusing" if in his struggle he chose an original name of representation; or if he didn't lace his stupid anecdotes with broad swipes intended to provoke a reaction out of ME; or if he did his homework and got some of his very BASIC facts straight; or even if he truly IS/WAS just funny.
Some folks might consider the things he says to be amusing, and that's fair game. All the power to him and them.
But based on past observation hereabouts of similar patterns, here's my prediction of how this will pan out:
He'll keep signing on with that same, stupid variation of my name; the ONLY thing he'll have to offer, is the same-old-same-old stereotyped Canuck-related gags; there will be nothing new; nothing original; just the same thing, ad nauseum.
The final chapter will be folks hereabouts getting bored with the whole routine, saying "Ok-ok-ok....that's nice....give it a rest already...we get it! Enough with the fixation awready."
I just got back from my weekly appointment with my shrink, and he says he's VERY pleased with the progress I've been making. In fact, he reckons I'll need just another 800 sessions to get the anger management thing right. And then we start on the voices. It's hard sometimes to work out which of them are really there and which I'm imagining, but I'm pretty sure the ones that tell me to save the world are real. I mean, that can only be a good thing, surely, eh? Anyways, to get back to the anger management. I got some help from my shrink with the last post I made about humor. He says I was "a model of self restraint" and if I could carry that attitude over into my dealings with prisoners then I'd be at least 20% on the road to a full recovery. But it's hard - real hard - to control the urges when some scumball, lily-livered 10 year old kid throws his gum on the sidewalk. I mean, he deserves a goos thrashing with the night stick, don't he? Specially if he don't call me MISTER Canuck. See ya later all. God save Canada!! God save the Universe!!
Canvck1963: You%u2019re much too cleaver to be wasting your time putting comments on this website. It%u2019s the same half-dozen names over and over again. Think about it; there are five billion people on the planet and the same six or seven on glumbert every day (minute?) trying to secure the first post under their name. I%u2019m not sure, but it seems to me that the first poster would either have to have been a coincidence or more probably, somebody that sits on the website daily and is constantly pushing the refresh button until a new video has been posted and they finally hit the JACKPOT %u2013 the coveted %u201Cfirst post%u201D. I think that%u2019s sad. Taking a few minutes a day too watch the videos is interesting, but spending your time (life) trying to be the first to poster %u2013 weird. I had to say it. You%u2019re better.
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