Little Girl Beats Claw Machine

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
Remember when you said you were leaving and never coming back? Just do it.
1 year ago
Good for her!!
1 year ago
Gymyg/sleuth, YES I hail from Anchorage,AK. Anmd back in my skinny days of 92-93ish I once crawled inside the giant crane at "Player's" in Anchorage and DECIMATED it!!! My old r-mate and I had fishnets hanging from the ceiling in our apt backlit by neons and blacklights that bounced around and created an eerie presentation. GREAT back in the pot smoking days of our youth!!!
She clawed her way out.
1 year ago
Ask Pinocchio if first matters. He still hasn't forgiven his best mate for shaggng his wife before he did.
1 year ago
Well, let me try this.

Give it up Throbby. All you are doing is to feed his innocuous fire to fight with someone.

Granted, I like you because you've painted a target on your forehead. That means he's not gonna bug me.
1 year ago
PS He has more sidearms than the state of Michigan.
1 year ago
Sven, that target is self-painted. That forehead is hard as rock.
1 year ago
Such is as your choice.
I tried.
1 year ago
I'd rather him sling impotence at me than see all those boring cut and pastes. Of course his predictability will lead to an onslaught of cut and pastes on him reading this post.
1 year ago
I'm glad to see that your posts have had no spelling mistakes lately.

Welcome to 'Growing Up.'
1 year ago
This is not work, it's play, so I don't plan on starting to re-read or spell check my crap before hitting "Post Comment".
1 year ago
Do you know what 'girls' are?
1 year ago
I only know women. Please do enlighten me on what 'girls' are.
1 year ago
... and what you do with them.
1 year ago
They are something that keeps a young man away from his computer.
Yes, there will some that will try to kill you, but, young man, go find out.
Get away from your computer. It will still be here when you are 65, and wishing you could do things with 'girls.'
1 year ago
And Internet porn was born.
1 year ago
Alas sven, it's a vicious circle with these girls of which you speak. To leave the computer to frolic in the meadow to walk on the beach to roll in the hay to be to told to get back to the computer to earn some money.
1 year ago
Good point. Women...Money....
1 year ago
"......that target is self-painted."

Which explains why the Dummy and his aliases goes ape-shit the times I put him on radio silence (for all the good it does).

Well, out of courtesy to Sven, Miter and 99% of the other Glumbertians who've gotten sick of this induklgence to the Dummy on MY part....radio silence is hereby implemented (again), and to applied to any/all of his stupid names.

Signed,

The Real Deal

(the logo still stays)

(I got a---ahhh fuggit)
1 year ago
"PS He has more sidearms than the state of Michigan."

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

SVEEEEENNNN-UHHH!!! You slay me.

LOL!
1 year ago
It's not like I try!
1 year ago
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1 year ago
cute girl, but i'm cuter
1 year ago
C'mon boy! Get the ball! Get the ball!
1 year ago
there was a bear taking a shit in the woods,
he looked beside him and seen cutepuppy taking a shit
the bear asked cutepuppy" does shit stick to your fur"?
cutepuppy looked up to the bear and said "no"
the bear said "good" and picks up cutepuppy and wipes his ass with him
1 year ago
Bunny was funnier. Just ask Eddie Murphy.
1 year ago
I def use her to rob a bank!
1 year ago
This is the FBI. Get down on you stomach and put your hands behind your head. I have one question for you.

Are you in any way linked with Al Quaeda?
1 year ago
Good for her!!

I'm pretty sure I've paid for any and all stuffed animals she may have removed from that thieving machine.
1 year ago
...funny, Gold.....a while back, I'da said the same thing.....
1 year ago
1 year ago
methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou was created for men to breathe themselves upon you
1 year ago
Ah, I see infinity has re-gained computer privileges.
1 year ago
that little girl is freakin' hysterical ... it's like she said ... "fuck you Mom, I don't need your damn quarters anyway" ... that cracks me up
1 year ago
Pinocchio,

No one, "goes ape-shit the times I put him on radio silence". Geppetto continues whether Pinocchio responds to the string-pulling or not. Geppetto knows that the screw turns whether Pinocchio musters a response or not.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Throb....stop with your petty anklebiting...Canuck has.
1 year ago
And no, you didn't have radio silence on. Talking about me in the third person IS NOT radio silence.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Throb....give it up....if Canuck does too, the Glumbert applause will be all but deafening ! ! !
1 year ago
I love how that guy casually continues wiping windows while that girl is stuck in the claw game...
1 year ago
Miter:

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

You crazy bastard.

LOLOLOL!!!!
1 year ago
Why didn't I think of this when I was seven?
1 year ago
Back to the vids

When her head popped up in the machine i laughed out loud (It's been a while), what a determined little girl, good on her!!

those grab machines are such a con
1 year ago
I did too Skids, LOL when I saw her pop up.
1 year ago
Let's not forget the blonde that came in at 1:40. And ole chunky butt not letting her coke get too far away lest she die of sugar withdrawals.
1 year ago
mommy would never follow
1 year ago
LOL! Thought I would post exactly that until i got here!

Mind you, I think the definition of 'beating' the claw needs to be reviewed.

SHE WAS TRAPPED IN THE FUCKING THING FERCHRISTSAKES!

Unless 'beating' means getting drawn into something you can't get out of without the humilation of others coming to your aid...

In which case GWB has the right definition, only it'll be for 'the Iraq', not a claw machine
1 year ago
Good on her ! a few more years and she'll have an ass like mother and this would simply not be physically possible
1 year ago
Cute little girl .

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