Little Girl Beats Claw Machine

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11 months ago
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11 months ago
Remember when you said you were leaving and never coming back? Just do it.
11 months ago
Good for her!!
11 months ago
Gymyg/sleuth, YES I hail from Anchorage,AK. Anmd back in my skinny days of 92-93ish I once crawled inside the giant crane at "Player's" in Anchorage and DECIMATED it!!! My old r-mate and I had fishnets hanging from the ceiling in our apt backlit by neons and blacklights that bounced around and created an eerie presentation. GREAT back in the pot smoking days of our youth!!!
11 months ago
She clawed her way out.
11 months ago
Ask Pinocchio if first matters. He still hasn't forgiven his best mate for shaggng his wife before he did.
11 months ago
Well, let me try this.

Give it up Throbby. All you are doing is to feed his innocuous fire to fight with someone.

Granted, I like you because you've painted a target on your forehead. That means he's not gonna bug me.
11 months ago
PS He has more sidearms than the state of Michigan.
11 months ago
Sven, that target is self-painted. That forehead is hard as rock.
11 months ago
Such is as your choice.
I tried.
11 months ago
I'd rather him sling impotence at me than see all those boring cut and pastes. Of course his predictability will lead to an onslaught of cut and pastes on him reading this post.
11 months ago
I'm glad to see that your posts have had no spelling mistakes lately.

Welcome to 'Growing Up.'
11 months ago
This is not work, it's play, so I don't plan on starting to re-read or spell check my crap before hitting "Post Comment".
11 months ago
Do you know what 'girls' are?
11 months ago
I only know women. Please do enlighten me on what 'girls' are.
11 months ago
... and what you do with them.
11 months ago
They are something that keeps a young man away from his computer.
Yes, there will some that will try to kill you, but, young man, go find out.
Get away from your computer. It will still be here when you are 65, and wishing you could do things with 'girls.'
11 months ago
And Internet porn was born.
11 months ago
Alas sven, it's a vicious circle with these girls of which you speak. To leave the computer to frolic in the meadow to walk on the beach to roll in the hay to be to told to get back to the computer to earn some money.
11 months ago
Good point. Women...Money....
11 months ago
"......that target is self-painted."

Which explains why the Dummy and his aliases goes ape-shit the times I put him on radio silence (for all the good it does).

Well, out of courtesy to Sven, Miter and 99% of the other Glumbertians who've gotten sick of this induklgence to the Dummy on MY part....radio silence is hereby implemented (again), and to applied to any/all of his stupid names.

Signed,

The Real Deal

(the logo still stays)

(I got a---ahhh fuggit)
11 months ago
"PS He has more sidearms than the state of Michigan."

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

SVEEEEENNNN-UHHH!!! You slay me.

LOL!
11 months ago
It's not like I try!
11 months ago
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11 months ago
cute girl, but i'm cuter
11 months ago
C'mon boy! Get the ball! Get the ball!
11 months ago
there was a bear taking a shit in the woods,
he looked beside him and seen cutepuppy taking a shit
the bear asked cutepuppy" does shit stick to your fur"?
cutepuppy looked up to the bear and said "no"
the bear said "good" and picks up cutepuppy and wipes his ass with him
11 months ago
Bunny was funnier. Just ask Eddie Murphy.
11 months ago
I def use her to rob a bank!
11 months ago
This is the FBI. Get down on you stomach and put your hands behind your head. I have one question for you.

Are you in any way linked with Al Quaeda?
11 months ago
Good for her!!

I'm pretty sure I've paid for any and all stuffed animals she may have removed from that thieving machine.
11 months ago
...funny, Gold.....a while back, I'da said the same thing.....
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11 months ago
methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou was created for men to breathe themselves upon you
11 months ago
Ah, I see infinity has re-gained computer privileges.
11 months ago
that little girl is freakin' hysterical ... it's like she said ... "fuck you Mom, I don't need your damn quarters anyway" ... that cracks me up
11 months ago
Pinocchio,

No one, "goes ape-shit the times I put him on radio silence". Geppetto continues whether Pinocchio responds to the string-pulling or not. Geppetto knows that the screw turns whether Pinocchio musters a response or not.
11 months ago
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11 months ago
Throb....stop with your petty anklebiting...Canuck has.
11 months ago
And no, you didn't have radio silence on. Talking about me in the third person IS NOT radio silence.
11 months ago
O
11 months ago
Throb....give it up....if Canuck does too, the Glumbert applause will be all but deafening ! ! !
11 months ago
I love how that guy casually continues wiping windows while that girl is stuck in the claw game...
11 months ago
Miter:

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

You crazy bastard.

LOLOLOL!!!!
11 months ago
Why didn't I think of this when I was seven?
11 months ago
Back to the vids

When her head popped up in the machine i laughed out loud (It's been a while), what a determined little girl, good on her!!

those grab machines are such a con
11 months ago
I did too Skids, LOL when I saw her pop up.
11 months ago
Let's not forget the blonde that came in at 1:40. And ole chunky butt not letting her coke get too far away lest she die of sugar withdrawals.
11 months ago
mommy would never follow
11 months ago
LOL! Thought I would post exactly that until i got here!

Mind you, I think the definition of 'beating' the claw needs to be reviewed.

SHE WAS TRAPPED IN THE FUCKING THING FERCHRISTSAKES!

Unless 'beating' means getting drawn into something you can't get out of without the humilation of others coming to your aid...

In which case GWB has the right definition, only it'll be for 'the Iraq', not a claw machine
11 months ago
Good on her ! a few more years and she'll have an ass like mother and this would simply not be physically possible
11 months ago
Cute little girl .

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